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Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura
When I saw the thread title I was thinking, 'Maybe s/he's thinking something along the lines of Armstrong x Pinako?' XD;;

Here should be some...
Hoho x Armstrong's sister (XDD, that would have such weird outcomes)
Greed x Hawkeye (XD that would be interesting if she went along with it)
Gluttony x Lust

Sorry, I can't think of any more, I'll post if I do.
Frazzie
Hahaha. Greed x Hawkeye would just be scary.

Greed: Heeeey, Hawkeye. Check out my awesome metal-defense form thingamajigger that I used to severely injure Ed.
Riza: Well, despite Ed's pain, your steel muscles are just so sexy.
Greed: You know it.

...

o_o

Your avatar pwnz, by the way.
Sword Alchemist
Hughes x Maria Ross

Armstrong x Winry

Fuhrer Bradley x Riza Hawkeye

Ed x Lyra

Greed x Dante

Denny Bloch x Sheska
Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura
Lol, my roy one? I got it tonight, I love it ^^;
I'm thinking of changing it again though.
DustStorm
Greed x Izumi

Sloth x Envy

Ed x Sciezska (sp?)

Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura
One the Sword Alchemist suggested got one in my head...
Edward x Dante!
Ewwwwwwwwww...
DustStorm
Armstrong x Ed ....(gross!!!)

@Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura: I love your avatar.

Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura
Can I think of another...?
Ewww. Scar x that little kid that helped him when he got to the Ishbal emcampment. When he tried to remember if Lust was someone from his past.
DustStorm
Lujon x Winry
Jellybean
QUOTE(Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura @ Dec 5 2005, 12:21 AM) [snapback]324629[/snapback]

One the Sword Alchemist suggested got one in my head...
Edward x Dante!
Ewwwwwwwwww...


I came across a Dante x Ed fanfic once. It was non-con and disturbing. huh.gif


Also, Armstrong x Roy sounds like the crackiest thing ever, but I've actually seen this pairing in a doujinshi and I am so freaking traumetized now. I can't read japanese, but it looked like Armstrong had some sort of special lube that had been passed down in his family for generations or something. blink.gif *gag*
Aoko-chan
Ling x Armstrong
(Ewwwwww)

Xiao Mei x ...Armstrong XD

Gluttony x Roy
XDDD

O.o how did I come up with those??? XD
Fan_Alchemist
Frank Archer x Riza Hawkeye
Greed x Lyra
Lyra x Yoki
Colette
Haha...

GreedxIzumi
BarryxRiza

Those pairings are just to funny for words. XD
Automne
Hum...Just look in my sig! happy.gif;; (YES I do support this pairing! Leave me alone! <o<)

QUOTE(Fan Alchemist)
Greed x Lyra

If you're talking about GreedXLyra!Dante then it's half cannon.
Frazzie
QUOTE(Jellybean @ Dec 5 2005, 12:39 AM) [snapback]324670[/snapback]

Also, Armstrong x Roy sounds like the crackiest thing ever, but I've actually seen this pairing in a doujinshi and I am so freaking traumetized now. I can't read japanese, but it looked like Armstrong had some sort of special lube that had been passed down in his family for generations or something. blink.gif *gag*


When I read this, I laughed.
And then I cried.
And then I died. xD
Toby-Chan
QUOTE(Sword Alchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 12:12 AM) [snapback]324614[/snapback]
Greed x Dante


That already happened. It's canon.

[spoiler]They were married, if I recall correctly.[/spoiler]

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Ed x Lyra
Denny Bloch x Sheska


Meh. Could happen pretty easily.

QUOTE(DustStorm @ Dec 5 2005, 12:17 AM) [snapback]324622[/snapback]
Ed x Sciezska (sp?)


That'd actually be kinda sorta adorable. *Files that one away*

QUOTE(Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura @ Dec 5 2005, 12:21 AM) [snapback]324629[/snapback]

One the Sword Alchemist suggested got one in my head...
Edward x Dante!
Ewwwwwwwwww...


Make it DantexEdward then it's pretty easy.
[spoiler] And almost canon. She does kinda hint that she wanted to be loved by Hoenheim's son.[/spoiler]


QUOTE(DustStorm @ Dec 5 2005, 12:24 AM) [snapback]324633[/snapback]

Armstrong x Ed ....(gross!!!)


Been done already.


QUOTE(Fan_Alchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 05:51 AM) [snapback]324724[/snapback]
Lyra x Yoki


I don't doubt it's happened. Yoki's an icky peddyfile. (And he did give her the maid's uniform... unless she just wanted to wear that on her own.)

QUOTE(Summoner Colette @ Dec 5 2005, 07:00 AM) [snapback]324748[/snapback]
BarryxRiza


That one actually has a very large following.

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Anyhow, I pwned all of you. I've already written Edward x Legolas a long time ago.
Antimony
I stumbled over a creepy hentai doujinshi about Nina X Armor!Al, and Nina X Alexander. Don't ask me how they did it, I'm still having nightmares.
Sword Alchemist
Ed X Maria Ross

I have seen a fan fic where Ed develops a crush on Maria.
Fan_Alchemist
QUOTE(Antimony @ Dec 5 2005, 02:25 PM) [snapback]324815[/snapback]

I stumbled over a creepy hentai doujinshi about Nina X Armor!Al, and Nina X Alexander. Don't ask me how they did it, I'm still having nightmares.

Are you serious?
AndroidLust
QUOTE(Sesshy_Kurama_Bakura @ Dec 4 2005, 10:49 PM) [snapback]324585[/snapback]

Greed x Hawkeye (XD that would be interesting if she went along with it)

You`re not the first to think of that pairing. ( I didn`t draw this so no credit for me)

IPB Image

Anywho, now for a random pairing off the top of my head. ...Izumi and Falman ( oh the wonders
of randomly flipping through an FMA artbook).
Toby-Chan
Jonathan (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) x Edward.

I've been putting that one off forever. I drew it out of my random pairing hat, and my friends have been bugging me about it, but I'm not sure if I can write Jonathan and Andrew confidently enough. >_>

Honestly, though, it's one of the most sensible crossover pairings ever. T'would be a very tender and comforting relationship. (When Ed's not moody, that is.)
Frazzie
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Dec 5 2005, 11:33 AM) [snapback]324800[/snapback]

Anyhow, I pwned all of you. I've already written Edward x Legolas a long time ago.


Well, if we take that approach and use non-FMA characters, then coming up with disturbing pairings is easy. Who wants a piece of Fuhrer Bradley x Dumbledore?
Toby-Chan
QUOTE(Frazzie @ Dec 5 2005, 06:38 PM) [snapback]324966[/snapback]
Well, if we take that approach and use non-FMA characters, then coming up with disturbing pairings is easy. Who wants a piece of Fuhrer Bradley x Dumbledore?


Meh, I like Gandalf/Dumbledore, but that's totally OT. (Kidding!!!)

To be honest, I don't think many of the pairings I've done were all that cracky, in spite of some cracky situations. Even when I did the pairing-hat, it generally gave me sensible couples. (And it inspired me to the wonderfulness that is AlxWrath.... Don't be hatin'!)

I guess we shouldn't open it to crossover pairings unless they've happened... it would get too disorganized and off topic here.

However, just as a side note, I did also write ShigurexRoy, HanajimaxLust, and UotanixHawkeye. (Fruits Basket) My random pairing hat told me them, and they all made a creepy amount of sense. (That hat has powers...)
The Great Asparagus
eh....

yoki and psiren?
TheFlameAlchemist
ROY PAIRINGS!

1. RoyxShescka
2.RoyxWinry XD
3.RoyxDante EWWW!
4. RoyxKagome(inuyasha) What? It could work!
5.RoyxKing Bradley (Now can we have Miniskirts furher?) XXDDDD SIck I know!
6.RoyxRose (Roy u pevert!)
7.RoyxRanFan tongue.gif also could work
8.RoyxLust ( a true Love-Hate relationship XD)

and one I personally would love to see (don't judge me)
RizaxWinryxShescka! I know, its a horny fanboy's Dream, but someone had to say it.
Antimony
QUOTE(Fan_Alchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 05:08 PM) [snapback]324886[/snapback]

QUOTE(Antimony @ Dec 5 2005, 02:25 PM) [snapback]324815[/snapback]

I stumbled over a creepy hentai doujinshi about Nina X Armor!Al, and Nina X Alexander. Don't ask me how they did it, I'm still having nightmares.

Are you serious?


Sadly yes. I have never prayed more sincerely for amnesia.
Toby-Chan
QUOTE(TheFlameAlchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 09:41 PM) [snapback]325070[/snapback]
RizaxWinryxShescka! I know, its a horny fanboy's Dream, but someone had to say it.


Actually, someone's been writing that trio for a while on FMA_Yuri. I personally don't dig threesomes, even when they're innocent g-rated drabbles. Probably my old fashioned logic or something; I just can't see that as being a very successful relationship. >.>

HawkeyexMartel is pretty out there, but I've read some pretty good pieces on that pair.
ed's numbuh 1 fan
QUOTE(TheFlameAlchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 10:41 PM) [snapback]325070[/snapback]

ROY PAIRINGS!

1. RoyxShescka
2.RoyxWinry XD
3.RoyxDante EWWW!
4. RoyxKagome(inuyasha) What? It could work!
5.RoyxKing Bradley (Now can we have Miniskirts furher?) XXDDDD SIck I know!
6.RoyxRose (Roy u pevert!)
7.RoyxRanFan tongue.gif also could work
8.RoyxLust ( a true Love-Hate relationship XD)

and one I personally would love to see (don't judge me)
RizaxWinryxShescka! I know, its a horny fanboy's Dream, but someone had to say it.

O.o wow... RoyxKagome... well both seem to like mini's XD


i'm not very good at pairings but i'll try laugh.gif ;; um...

TrishaxDante (ack Oo)
crossover, RoyxTohru(Fruits basket, it's the mini thing! rolleyes.gif )
...um i can't think of anymore sleep.gif;;
Sword Alchemist
Here's a pairing I wrote a fanfic about.

Roy x Maria Ross.


It's my most popular fic on Fanfiction.Net
Antimony
Ed x Sheska
Ed x Ranfan
Al x Paninya
Al x Rose
Winry x Envy
Winry x Russell
theothersin
Strange/weirdness...I can't even picture some of those pairings. Here are some I thought up.

Armstrong x Envy ---Can't even picture it, it's so weird.

Armstrong x Wrath ---Didn't see that one coming did ya?

Sig x Greed ---And now I wish to burn out my eyes

Chimera!Tucker x Envy

Chimera!Tucker x Martel

Chimera!Tucker x AL

Armstrong x Havoc --- It would never work.

Chimera!Tucker x Izumi

Armstrong x Dante

Those are the wierdest parings I could think of. Notice all but one have Armstrong or Chimera!Tucker in them, and almost all are yaoi. I just can't picture Armstrong with anyone, and Tucker....I won't go there.

Bask in the wierdness!

DZBrick6
QUOTE(TheFlameAlchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 08:41 PM) [snapback]325070[/snapback]


4. RoyxKagome(inuyasha) What? It could work!



Yes indeed, it could. Kagome is dizzy enough to follow Roy's every command so long as he doesn't make her mad...can't picture Roy obeying when she screams "SIT!!"

Since we're in crossover mode:

Vegeta (DBZ) and Izumi...yeah, he could annihilate her with a Final Flash shot, but I don't think she'd take it lying down.

Frazzie
You know what?

Scar x Ling.

Because I say so. ;)
Toby-Chan
QUOTE(ed @ Dec 5 2005, 10:37 PM) [snapback]325098[/snapback]

TrishaxDante (ack Oo)


It's been done. I never got around to reading that story, but it was called "Of tea and Poison". (You can guess that it made an interestingly bold theory about the origin's of Trisha's illness)


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crossover, RoyxTohru(Fruits basket, it's the mini thing! rolleyes.gif )


That dosen't really make a lot of sense. Lots of girls wear short skirts in anime, and Tohru is more than just a uniform. They wouldn't work out. I doubt Roy would feel comfortable even flirting with Tohru; she's too innocent and easily swayed that I doubt his concsience would allow him to take advantage of her vulnerability. Roy isn't a randy manwhore; he's a gentleman who loves the thrill of the game, and I doubt he would pursue any female who wasn't equally interested in playful chasing. *Shrug*

QUOTE(Antimony @ Dec 5 2005, 11:09 PM) [snapback]325109[/snapback]
Al x Paninya


I actually read one of those that was insufferably adorable, and surprisingly in character. (It was a futurefic; they even had two kids. happy.gif)
Antimony
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Dec 6 2005, 01:32 PM) [snapback]325254[/snapback]

QUOTE(Antimony @ Dec 5 2005, 11:09 PM) [snapback]325109[/snapback]
Al x Paninya


I actually read one of those that was insufferably adorable, and surprisingly in character. (It was a futurefic; they even had two kids. happy.gif)


Aww, for real? Can you give me a link to it, please?
AndroidLust
QUOTE(TheFlameAlchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 08:41 PM) [snapback]325070[/snapback]

4. RoyxKagome(inuyasha) What? It could work!


Actually, I don`t think it could work. Kagome is to airy. Roy would probably disregard her as he does with his other million dates and finally realize that he loves Riza.
Tombow
QUOTE(AndroidLust @ Dec 6 2005, 03:17 PM) [snapback]325291[/snapback]

QUOTE(TheFlameAlchemist @ Dec 5 2005, 08:41 PM) [snapback]325070[/snapback]

4. RoyxKagome(inuyasha) What? It could work!


Actually, I don`t think it could work. Kagome is to airy. Roy would probably disregard her as he does with his other million dates and finally realize that he loves Riza.

Gahaha, I agree!! And, when Kagome and Roy start arguing and Kagome goes "Sit boy, SIT, SIT, SIT. SIT" rampage, Roy snaps his fingers, and... tongue.gif
Sword Alchemist
Denny Bloch x Katherine Elle Armstrong



kokoro_shadow_angel
QUOTE(Antimony @ Dec 5 2005, 10:09 PM) [snapback]325109[/snapback]

Winry x Russell

i'd LOVE to read a winxrussel fic one day!!! someone go and write one or link me to one biggrin.gif

now for my crack:
1. Ed x Claus (girl from ep with majihal)
2. DEN x BLACK HAYATE (best one ever!!!)
3. armstrong x rose
4. denny brosh x winry
5. cornello x majihal
6. hohenheim x pinako
7. al x scar
8. al x martel/marta
9. LUST X GLUTTONY
Full Metal Elf
Hohenheim x Maria Ross


Hahaha!!! [spoiler] He was SOOO flirting with her in that episode.....happy.gif[/spoiler]
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Oh!
I don't think anyones done this one.

Izumi x Envy
Tombow
QUOTE(kokoro_shadow_angel @ Dec 7 2005, 12:53 AM) [snapback]325556[/snapback]

9. LUST X GLUTTONY

Hehe, "the Beauty and the Beast!!" laugh.gif

Pinako and Yoki
Toby-Chan
QUOTE(Envy @ Dec 7 2005, 01:09 AM) [snapback]325565[/snapback]

Oh!
I don't think anyones done this one.

Izumi x Envy



Oh! It's been done! I'll have to go dig up that fic and I'll show it to you. *Hum*
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Yes you must find that for me, I have to read that! ohmy.gif
Sword Alchemist
Izumi x Roy Mustang. That would be weird seeing as how Izumi doesn't like State Alchemists.


Jean Havoc x Pinako
Jellybean
Heh, anything with Pinako is pretty cracky. Hohenheim x Pinako might actually be feasible if you're talking about way back when they were drinking buddies and Pinako was the "Leopardess of Resembool" or whatever. laugh.gif
Frazzie
QUOTE(Jellybean @ Dec 7 2005, 06:38 PM) [snapback]325883[/snapback]

Heh, anything with Pinako is pretty cracky. Hohenheim x Pinako might actually be feasible if you're talking about way back when they were drinking buddies and Pinako was the "Leopardess of Resembool" or whatever. laugh.gif


I actually saw a Hoho Papa x Pinako fic somewhere, but it wasn't talking about way back when. Which is gross. I mean, Pinako is teh ancient, and, according to the omake, puts fermented soybeans in her hair. D':

My crack-fan friend just told me that Roy x Hatori would be hawt lolz. I can't really see it working out, though.
Sword Alchemist
Basque Gran x Riza Hawkeye
Tombow
Dante and Tucker
Aoko-chan
Winry x Fuhrer??
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