I'll talk to Udon for you, if ya want... X3

Hopefully we will be online at the same time, otherwise, it might be more than a little difficult.

xD

If YOU want to... >>

Sir Udon hasn't been here as of late . . . I wonder how he is faring.

Wow. I wonder at those of you willing to be enslaved in matrimony.

*sniff* Not all of us here are unfeeling or unsentimental as you are, m'lady...

*walks into the throne room*

sorry for my recent absence, i was off fighting the evil pastdue indian food of digestive regret....

That's all right, my Vizier. You can always take your time doing whatever it is that you need to do.

So long as you're not too explicit 'bout it all, Pops...

please remember to open the windows in the royal bathroom, sir.

X//D How rude, Captain...

just looking out for the well-being of the other residents of the castle, princess.

Haha, that's always a plus.

ok i'll tell you what i'll do....

now that it seems, with the additional mercanaries and whatnot that came in my absence, that we have more men in our lands and frequent our court. well here's an idea... in my spare time tomarrow i'll figure and lay down an array that can sanitize and deordorize in the restrooms everytime someone enters and once again when they leave.

i'll even throw in a feature that make sures the lids down for the ladies

*smiles*

Wonderful suggestion. I second the plan.

I suggest the wedding be done NEXT Wednesday... *dances around* Yehey!

Is that a good time for everyone though?

hmm...next wendsday? I'll be doing my ritual of fornication, or whatever the hell i can get away with on this lousy hill.


Just jump over a broomstick or say i do three times.

um yeah i have no problem with next wed.


*turns to the queen*

but who's gonna do the ceremony?


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@thieves: this is a public wedding so i guess you can come off the hill if you want...

Yes, Thieves, everyone is invited, after all.

*looks to her Vizier*

Do we not have a court priest(ess) yet? Perhaps s/he could do the honors.

well that would either be the exorcist, tokage, or the healer, mei tenshi. i really can't remember who was appointed priestess...

we need a royal scribe to make recaps every so often and keep a list of titles.....

Yes, we do need one of those. And the first post of this entire thread could be edited every once in a while with new titles, for first-timers who will read the first post of the thread for certain.

we definately need to do a roll call sometime soon. i don't think i've actually met everyone new....

I have trouble keeping track of all of them myself, really. *blushes in embarassment*

see this is why we need a royal scribe...

what happened to the one that we got or whatever?

*shrugs* Dunno, Pops...

ill be the scribe

I can rite good i can

*claps hand on Monkey's back* Right on, homie...

*blush* Sorry... I can't help talking like that nowadays, sorry...

The Chancellor has resigned.

He has opened up a kennel in the Queendom's business district. Come down if you want your pet to get all pretty like Miyuki.

*frown* Heyyy now! Don't you go doing something like that! I'm not letting you go! Make it a side business, but you're going NO-WHERE! *demandin-princess mode* Do you HEAR ME?!!!!!!

In this queendom, we're not allowed to hold simultaneous jobs in the public and private sectors. So sorry.

AND WHO MADE YOU THE LAW?!?????? *pants with anger*

The Chancellor is the supreme legislator of the land...

Or he was... before he abdicated.

Can The Chancellor appoint his own successor, or is that something only the Queen can do?

If you must resign, then it's best that you leave someone to do your job, someone you deem to be capable. You know your responsibilities best, after all.

Okay... Then Thievesvinegar shall be the new Chancellor. Make sure you treat her with the same respect you've treated me.

*puts his hand on the shoulder of the princess*

it is regrettable that we must lose the chancellor, but if he wishes to retire from public service that is his choice.

*turns to bacon*

if you wish to name a successor, please do. however the candidate will have to be reviewed and approved of. also you are still a duke, so it would be required that you do occasionally come to the court or at least drop us a line.

I'm enjoying this now.

*starts to weep and wail* What is this? Are you punishing us for my turning you down from marriage? Don't deprive the queendom, I implore you... *cries in the Vizier's arms*

*pats Angel on the back* There, there . . . it's his choice, isn't it?

All these asterisks are used too excessively.

Try and stop them, should you so care to do so...

*clings to the Queen* Somehow, I feel this is my fault...

*hugs her little Princess* You never know. You could always ask.

*comforts bling. then turns back to bacon and raises an eyebrow*

thieves? um.... i really don't think we need the social/political upheaval that would entail right now....

Now, the Chancellor has spoken.

*loses grip* SHUT UP, GAS! GO TO ^&*$!!!!

That's certainly not something a Princess should be shouting. Behave yourself, dear.

I can't read the last word.

oh no she's speaking in tongues again.....

It's all right, you don't have to . . . I can't either.

Where's the Exorcist?

*slaps forhead* Oh, gracious God...

*quivering with rage* You wish me translate what I wrote down, Gassy...? Well, it's- *mouth gets covered by the Vizier and the Queen*

*huffy* Thank my parents, you punk...