you are the Crown Princess?

why the heck am i on the poll? i just lead the army; ailuro or blingy should be on there, as they're apprentice queen and princess, respectively.

oops, I just put up before you tell me about the leader of the army

I really wish Quistis was here. She would delete that poll as fast as a jackrabbit on a skillet.

Why is it that we can't reply there, though?
Now we're spamming here instead.

I didn't mean to encourage that...
That was for the post before or something.
Aww crap...

@ GuestHole: You can buy it at any bookstore, right?
I plan on getting that...

Anyway...

*walks into throne room and leaves note*

reads:

Your Majesty, I am glad to report that the training your troops
have undergone will be finished by sundown tommorow.
I have 1000 soldiers who will be ready by then,
1000 will be ready by sundown of the next day
and 500 stubborn, slow, yet capable soldiers who may take a while
longer. (No legion for me...) The rest I have sent to the healers.
Those men weren't quite up to task or were too gung ho and
got an injury. As for myself, I'm only waiting to help out
on the battlefield.

I await further orders.

I knew that, but it fit perfectly anyway.

That's the way he made it. There's an option to do that with a poll. Makes him look like he's afraid to see what others have to say about it.

the captain of the royal army questions the apprentice queen's skill with similes and other figurative devices.

xD
Sorry, my uncle always says that, I think it's hilarious.

that you suck with similes or the jackrabbit on a skillet?

...so yeah, I have a suggestion.
We need key players to get this thing back on track.

The jackrabbit on a skillet. Never made much sense to me either. x3

It'll be fine once hitokiri, Quis, and everyone else who usually posts here come back.

technically i'm still at the battle in the north. currently we're in a stalemate and i'm communicating with the court at the castle via Royal E-mail.

And I'm in the neighboring countries setting up negotiatons and compromises.

And I'm still inside the castle bugging people, I guess.

By hiding in all the confusing rooms.

does our castle do the hogwarts thing? where the stairs and walls and rooms move around? i think that'd be spiff--i mean, i think that would help throw off unwanted and persistent suitors to the princess.

Yea, why not.

Sure. That'll be fun.

I mean, I've been everywhere in the castle. I should know.

hmm. has anyone else noticed that things get decidedly dull when our dear queen is absent?


i mean, up here in the north it's not dull at all. flying arrows and gore in battle keeps life quite interesting.

THOSE rooms, huh...

I walked in some women's dressing rooms on accident.

On a side note, I started sparring sessions
in the castle training grounds.

These guys are way too easy.

well, dummies are pretty easy to defeat.

*walks up to Ailuro, as the queen is currently absent* Ma'am, I have contacted some of my royal advisors. I am happy to report that they woudl be glad to assist us in these 'clean up' runs.
They are sending 500 troops to us via airships. The airships are on their way as we speak, lead by one of my home land's finest generals, Alec Dumont.
I do hope that they will suffice to help your troops.

I'm back, and I see that (not) much has happened. If you would like the poll to be deleted, then I shall do so. I haven't taken a look myself, although if it does prove to be entertaining, maybe I'll keep it there.

Many thanks to my deshi for running things while I'm away. Good work. Thanks to the Captain for the Royal e-mails, to Gashole lurking everywhere (I like the Hogwarts idea, yes), and to Thieves for being herself. Also to Prince for assisting with military matters.

So, Captain . . . are we winning up north?

*pulls out katana* LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! DOWN WITH THE PLOTTERS AND REBELS!!! *loses breath* Not... good...

*curtseys* Thank you, Prince, my love... thank you for helping my Mother... *kiss*

*gets pummeled by Captain Ninja*

*bows* Mother, I'm here, should you need me...

Quistis88, I apologize for my behavior to you and your royal family, what can I do to help that?

The dummies are gone. (tore 'em up first day)

The troops are having one-on-one sparring matches.

A small group asked they could have an all-on-one match
against me...

I'm having a field day.

It looks like The Queen is not here

Man, you guys stay up LATE for this stuff...

No I didn't, I turned off the computer to watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Apology accepted, as long as you don't do it again. Or it's off to the colosseum with you.

When and what time is it on? I always forget, its an awsome show.

10-11 PM FOXfamily from Monday to Friday, 10:30-11 PM on Sunday.

It's so quiet here . . . eerie, too. All too quiet . . .

i woud like to invite gnomes to come and live with me.

Are there any? If there are, go ahead and take as many as you'd like.

Oh really...

*walks in to throne room*

Your Majesty, may I open a ramen shop somewhere here?

I can train someone to cook this stuff up...

There is a war going on right now (not right here, but rather, up north and in the east), so I don't think it would be safe to open such a business quite yet. But after the dust settles, then we can talk.

Alright then, I'll keep in mind.

As for these troops I trained...
The first batch is ready to go.
Should I have them help me train the others or
send them out to battle?

Have them help as well. Divide and conquer, you know.

Understood.
*returns to training grounds after
opening more wrong doors*

I think I got some pottery stuck on my forehead...

I thought I heard something about divide you fall?...Oh well this is Queendom...

Is there any legendary Knight or Prince or maybe treasure around queendom

I know I found my treasure already...magic genie and carpet...ekekekekekkeke

Every saying has its contradictions.

Just like those posters that say Nothing's Impossible.

Good, deshi remembers.

Oh, I see...what with the ninja look?

I suppose we're now dressed for the war, 24/7. The royal gowns restrict movement, and should our enemies ever make it as far as the castle, then it would be more difficult to defend ourselves.