But were you not going to join the ranks?

I want to make himself some royalty

You shall be th Quoter then. Remember to be original.

Give quotes, Jokes, and act like a fool. You have two of those traits down already, royal jester.

Royal Jester, he is. I guess it's never too late to get one of those.

Here's one from Edward VII of his announment of the abdication: "I have my abdicted my throne to pursue my love Wallis Simpson, the church has given me two choices, the throne or my love"

That's very nice. Good job.

But I wanted to be a king

Then you shall defeat the Vizier. I can help you with that.

The Vizier is at an unreachable place at the moment.

*sigh*
What positions haven't been filled...?

Whichever ones you can think of.

^secret message above. Only the highly trained minds can decode it.

Join the Genie.

Did you know that Emperor Meiji appointed his subjects to be king of Korea (king Lee), Ryukyu Islands(Sho Ten)

Thank you for the tidbit, Royal Jester . . .

Just wait and i'll find that the genie is just another wizard of oz fraud.

@GuestHole: Was that an offer...?
If so, no thanks, I'm already a merc.
If not... *thinks of putting up ad in another forum*

I'm too tall to be a Wizard of Oz.

I did not know that. Did you know that the hypothalamus produces a set of pituary glands, which regulates hormones that circulate around the bloodstream?

Only the Queen appoint the positions!

It's nice that you finally acknowledge my existence.

Can I become the leader?

@Dragons: That's the spirit

Bring on the coup d’état.

finally. Some fun.

You either appoint me the leader of anything or I will refuse to continue as the Jester

Boy, that's tough.

I can always fire you.

Try me or you'll face the charges of do that

Face the charges? What charges?

that's cute.

Hasn't the 15-yr-old-and-up-only rule been proposed?

Unfortunately, no.

I really wanted to be a leader, so I will put up a poll so that will shows for 3 days at end of the 3rd day, the person that has most votes will become the leader, okay?

What part of "NOT A DEMOCRACY" did you not understand?

but I asked you to appoint the leader of anything you want, only I don't want to be controlled the jesters, but other options, okay???

If you don't want to be a jester, that's fine. Only, you must show that you are skillful in other areas as well.

I must attend a final exam. I shall deal with this later. I hope my deshi can handle the problems.

I know much of history plus miltary and history of the leaders too, I know what leaders' famous mistakes

what about the leader of toilet cleaners?

zip it, heck no

I feel like I should ban you from the Queendom.
You are in no position to even try ordering us.

I'm sorry, but I ask for the position of royalty, because I wanted to be a king in my dream, King of Anime

well in your head you can always be king of anime. just not here.


after all, in my head, i'm queen of everything.

you?!? I thought Quistis88 was the queen

So you mean you've read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War?

Set the poll in Spam Central if you want. Democracy rocks.

not exactly that

she is. i'm captain of the royal army, i'm only queen of everything in my head.

And I'm the Queen-deshi. Since the actual Queen isn't around at the moment, you should think of me as the Queen right now.
And I'm much less forgiving than she is.

Ooh, the poll's up. Let's vote, y'all. Humor the poor little boy.