If you don't mind, dear Angel, you can go inspect the stables and armories to make sure that the horses and weapons are in good shape for the upcoming battles.

They make it easier for me to lurk around.

And for me to get lost in...

*bows* Yes, Mother... right away!

*back from the stables and armory, looking a bit dishevelled* Mother, the cavalry's up and ready to go... awaiting only your orders for combat.

The armory's all in a big fuss over everything; they're preparing new plate-mail... the Head Armorer calls it the "best ever"... he's contacted the Royal Mage; apparently, this new armor's got special defense from enemy magic...

am i hired?

I bring many strong tequniques

*bows lady like*...I've finally understood what is actually going on around here...

Good evening Dear Princess Bling but I'm afraid you're not online anymore...Please take care of yourself onee-sama...I miss you *starts to sob*...and Merry Christmas

*Looks at her highness*...*Sigh*...without Milord Vizier around it's sure quiet around here...please do not be more depress after I've mention his name...his confession to you, your highness is definately pure and I'm very...touched (terharu)...I hope for him to return once again and and relive this Queendom with marriage in your hands...I also wish to see you happier again your royal highness...*bows*...please take care of your health...for I won't stay here any longer...I hope my presents is comforting enough...

Long live the Queen... is my last words

*bows lady like and leaves*...but suddenly starts to cry on the way... whispering...take care your highness...One day he will comeback again...

******** I need to work on my stupid novels again...Bah... I don't know why I really wanted to write one either?...if I don't then my mind will never rest...************** Bah...so troublesome...

Wow

*reads last few pages*

I seem to be late for a few things...

*tells soldiers to take second break in 9 HOURS*
*a few drop to the ground*

Return in 30 minutes.

*searches for place to clean up*

*finds door with half-covered sign*

------ bathroom

*remembers past experiences*

Should I even bother...

Good-bye and farewell, Lady B. You will be missed terribly. I am sure the Princess feels the same as well.

le monkey: If you can help prepare the troops for battle, then you are hired.

This thread has turned into rationalized charlatanry...with me gagging on the side.

What do you mean, "rationalized"?

Yeah, he lost me there to, what do you mean by that O_o

im gonna be a elven archer i dunno why but i want to be one!! i think im abit late on what your gonna be but oh well Elven archer i am!!

Why not be a hobbit?

why not a hobit? Why, because lotr is getting old.

a hobbit.. there ugly lol

Hobbits are peaceful creatures, and they would barely contribute anything at times such as these.

Thats why im an Elf im gonna be an Archer!! YAY! lol

YAY!

Elf? Fine fine, I guess since there's genies and exorcists, an elf wouldn't throw the story off too much.

hehe yay thanks

Maybe i'll make up a story of my death and become a poltergeist.

Who will took over the leadership, I suggest first candidates then put the poll of those candidates and poll starts for 5 days then person who has the most votes will become the next king or queen

Sorry, but this isn't a democracy.

and our current queen seems to be doing fine, and when she kicks the bucket we've got a long line of successors, anyway.

"When" I do?

Who's the Crown Prince or Princess

There should be a list of positions on the first page. But Bling_bling_Angel is the Princess.

Where I placed on sucessors list?

And I'm the Apprentice Queen and somehow Bling_bling_Angel's sister..

where are you placed? ah. you're not.

So subtle. I love you.

why?

Because you are not in the royal family or the court.

You aren't even noble.

because unless you have some important position i'm not aware of, you're a mere peon and peons can't take over the royal throne.

oh what first important position ON THE LINE???

I do not understand your question.

I don't understand it either.

what's the first important position to order to achieve royalty

I suppose you could join the army and try to work your way up.

how???

As long as you can prove to the court that you have something to offer, then you can be hired.

give me a example

I should not. You must choose on your own what it is that you shall offer the court, as this will also test your ability to make decisions.

I don't know...

just train to be a warrior, create your own posse, massacre this queendom, and crown yourself king.

but I don't want, only I want to get in the fair way, NOT THE UNFAIR WAY

then be a common villager with that mentality

Then you shall have to prove yourself worthy.

I know the famous quotes of royalty in history, can I recite one of that to the court