Productivity......hmm
*Walks off to to the back of the castle and several seconds later hammering can be heard*

Hi all!!!! Just seeing how everything is going!!
*looks around cozy coffee shop* I might apply for a job here!!!!
BTW anybody interested in marrying heavensangel? (aka Queen of Chibi-dom)

Hey Dragon no playing around my shop!!! Welcome Black Rose XD remember to tip (=.

*telemessage to Lady Mei*

How beeth your ladyship? I've missed you!!!

*wonders where the princess has run off to. Rising form the tub, he grabs a nearby towel and quickly dries himself off. He then grabs a robe and slips it on before heading out of the room*

Edit - *as he's heading out fo the room, he calls out* Bling, hon, where did you head off to now?

@coffee ok then *throws 10 gold coins in tip bowl* do you think I could get a job here?. Oh yeah and you don't have to call me Black Rose. Rose, Black, Ary or Az are all fine with me!!!
ps by the way Bling and defining, I think it's cute the way you sigs and avs match

Fore!

*hitting the ball*, damn it was the same Van de Valde do, sigh, it was least I would not make a triple-bogey

*dodges the ball*

E~asy...!

*gets out of bed and slaps dragons with the STOP sign*
Quit putting at people. Keep it up, and it'll be bad for you health.

*wobbles a bit* I'll be getting back to bed now... *uses the STOP sign as a cane and goes back to the infirmary*

Geez.....you sure do take a long time to heal falling!

*You see a hand-written note nailed to a case of tequila, it reads:*
To who-ever the hell is reading this,
Fighting has broken out along the galactic east. The tyranid hive fleet "Behemoth" has finally reached the outskirts of the Imperium. Three worlds have been destroyed and many more and going to follow suite. My Chapter has been called to fight in the area...Emporor help us all from those vile beasts....
Warmaster Tiberius Vikanor
(known to you as Love Me Destroyer)
P.S. Assuming I survive, I'll bring back some kick-ass stuff for everyone...

@LMD: Make shure you watch out for the red terror... I have herd that it is in Behemoth... And thake down the hive connections and the rest shall fall!!

Oh boy *walks to the hospital* where is that darn ball? *looks around*

*slips out behind dragons with the ball* He'll never notice...

*heads back to the restaurant and goes to the ramen bar* Hey Chiarys!
Chiarys: Hey boss!
*sweatdrop* Um, right. So, did anyone come in and apply?
Chiarys: Yeah! I already interviewed them and they're seated in the back, waiting for you. Are you sure you should be working with your injuries...?
Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry. Now then, let's see... *walks back and takes a look at the applicant. The room is filled with 30 people*
Not bad. Let's get started... *begins to interview people*

Sidenote to Royal Healer: Don't come by. I sincerely insist you don't.

Walks into the courtyard and begins to dance.....*flames appear and appear to be dancing with him* Ahh....such a good day!

*telemessage from the island of Guam*

Is everything aiight?

*saw Falling holding the ball* Hey! gimme me the ball!

*runs off as he is typing a message on laptop* Can't catch me! *uses his green seed to creat multiple images of the ball as he throws it into the pond, then quickly runs off to some random corner of the castle*

Message to Bling: Just about fine. We need something to happen. This place has gotten off track since the King left. He always did something about it...
*sends it via one of those message windows*

*drip* ? I think I'm bleeding again... *begins to bandage himself*

Hey, too many balls, but I have a idea! *looks in the golf bag* I found it! *whips out the new ball* Now I can golfing! *walking to the tee* All right, no more hits, no more bleedings, no more bogeys *hitting the ball in the direction of the pin* Fore!

@Falling: You do realize it's mei's job, right? You can't just hobble around the castle with bandages unrolling and blood dripping all over the floor. Someone might slip. Besides--mei needs something to do...but if you insist...

*sigh*

Now where'd that Kyor run off to? *mei goes to find her draconian assistant*

*walking to the green* Mei is right *putting at the pin* Come on! *thunk* yes! finally, I got a eagle! *do the Darell Waltrip shuffle*

*exasperated sigh* I was being sarcastic, mei... But if that's what you assume...

*walks off to his room and decides to take a nap. as he walks in, he takes an inventory check, then puts a note-window on the door and puts a light lock on the door. procedes to go to bed. the note reads:*

Please knock on or break down the door. Take your pick. If you have no buisness here, leave at once.

FM

*sighs* I wish I oculd do something, but I'm stuck here... 6_6...

I'm going to try addressing Quistis-san with 'sama' instead for a little while and observe the effects.

*walks in the coffee shop without golf clubs* Hey FM! how are you?

Gosh, FM, that sarcasm went right over mei's head. She's gotta fix her sarcasm detector...

Now where's that wrench...?

I declare the Persimmon Kingdom to be reverted to the Queendom...

Okay, you guys want some action? Prepare the coronation of Zeal's Crown Prince... schedule it for next week...

*pulls out laptop while wearing a construction helmet*
To Bling:
Alright, what needs to be done? I'll help as soon as I'm outta bed...
*sends the message via a window*

I hope mei doesn't plan on hitting me with that wrench... That's the last thing I need... At least wounds around my vitals are healed...

*Emerges from his room. His hair is messy and eyes are bloodshot.* I need caffeine. *slumps off to the coffee shop*

*invades*



I was going to be really shocking, and just leave it that one-liner, but I kinda wanna live to at least be of legal drinking age.

*follows her one, true love Xith to the coffee shop*




Great. Now I'm a stalker.

*Walks into the coffee shop with Shardy trailing behind him. Sits down and waves down a waiter* Yes I'll have the strongest you got! *hands the waiter a 10* Keep the change!

*Runs off with money then goes poof.... Waiter uniform fall to the ground*

*Erie voice in Xiths head*
HAHAHAHA.. I now have your money!!
Im rich!

lol....

*wakes up under the ginat mystical persimmon tree. notices that a full long ass beard has grown on his face*

argh... how long was i out for?!

note to self: never ever go out drinking with the fairies again...

*gets up and starts to walk back to the persimmon castle*

i wonder what happened since i've been here....

the persimmon king has returned! welcome home! ;__;

*Runs over to Hito*
Hiya Hito!!!!!

I think that the fairys had a little too much to drink with you.
or Visa Versa!!

Anyways!
WELCOME BACK!!!

*is quite startled as ninja and monkey appear out of nowhere and greet him*

damn... that "nap" must have made me a bit rusty....

hey guys...

glad to be back?

Of course Hito..

What have you been doing?

Welcome back, my King. Your sudden disappearance has made some of us rather worried, but we're absolutely delighted that you are well, and that you have come back.

As a welcoming gift all the drinks at my coffee are free of charge. Don't worry Slash will pay. So, can I have your orders?

*attaches herself to Xith's arm like a leech to a fat duck*

*gushes* I'll have whatever my love is having!




(Damn, I'd better stop writing this Mary-Sue, it's rubbing off my personality. Still, I like my leech similie. Kinda shows I still have some of my wit about me.

'Sup, Hito!)

*looks around the room*
Erg...I have no idea whats going on here! Who's the persimmon king? *looks at shardy who seems to be completely content with stuck on him* Have you been assigned queendom status my love?

wow 237 pages x.x

I wanna join in on the fun lolz.I can be the royal engineer can I not?

*looks up at him with adoring eyes* No, my darling.



(Hmm, maybe I could be the Unholy Knight's Damsel-In-Distress...Ha ha ha!...ha.....no. )

can I be something?

*finally gets back to persimmon castle and proceeds to shower and shave. decides to keep a goatee for now. finally finishes and teleports to the coffee house back in the queendom. turns to fresh coffee*

how 'bout we start with a plain old coffee the size of a grown man's head?

*grabs a newspaper from the counter and sits down at a table. looks around and notices all the new people*

who the hell are you people? and what does a guy have do around here to get some persimmons?!

Hyahoooo~! Hitokiri-sama has returned! *bows*

Your prescence has been missed. We're in dire need of someone with a tongue sharp enough to snap those n00b-tachi into place. (Quistis-sama's occasional bold red text has had mixed results so far...and thwacking people with foils doesn't do too much, either ||)

*starts thinking to self.....omg I'm a newb....*

<faints>

@Engineer: *detaches herself from Xith and helps him/her up to their feet* No, you're just a newbie, thus far. There is a huge difference between n00bs and newbies. Be sure to read the Forum Rules carefully and you won't become a n00b.

*glomps Hito* Hi-hi! I'm Shardy! And you have now been glomped! I glomp those who are highly respected among the forums when I first meet them.

*runs into the coffee/ramen shop*
Chiarys: Hiya boss!
Hey Chiarys! Whip up the best batch of soba ever! I need it a.s.a.p.
Chiarys: What's the big rush? And what's all this commotion?
The King is back and I thought I'd welcome him... wait. (shouldn't I cook?) Let's both get to cooking...
Chiarys: O_O I'm cooking for the King? Better make this a good one. *gasp* Then, we might get a good rep! *_*
*falling quickly whips out laptop and types up a quick message to Hito, sends it, closes the laptop and begins his super-soba*

To the King:
Welcome back.

Somethings you missed.
We hired an unholy knight (Xithion) who happens to be a demon. phoenix alchemist seems to handle foreign relations now, I believe. blueices is our barkeep and apothecary. She does our alcohol and poison. As you can see, Fresh Coffee and I opened up a joint coffee-ramen shop. And Bling and DM got hitched while you were gone. If you check back a dozen pages or so, you'll see some of the extremely mushy and lovey-dovey things they did on their honeymoon. We also have several pet dragons running around. And also, the Chibi-dom is considering becoming our ally instead of becoming independant of us. Hope this helps...
Signed,
The Mercinary Chef behind the counter.

EDit:*falling looks at shardy and what she did. his mouth drops* That's something you don't see everyday. Someone glomping Hito... (thinks of what he could do...)

<starts reading Dummies Guide to Not being a n00b>

<Goes to coffee shop and orders some coffee>