I never asked but do have and Alcohol? And if you do i will buy large amounts!!!

My store is suppose to serve Tea *gives some wine to Phoenix secertly*

Thats it *takes the wine anyway* at leasts its something. Gives Coffee a heafty tip.

Maby i will start my own brew in the basement or somewhere else.

Dragons, I ask that you please knock it off with the random referances to sports and such. Please go take it elsewhere. I believe it's bugging a few of us here, if not only me... If you want to post here, please get a job/position from the Queen and do it. If you already have one, get your act together. *is a tad annoyed*

*big sigh* I' think I'll just stick around here forawhile, trying to get this stupid straightjacket off...

{Seriously though guys, if we're gonna screw around, I ask that we keep it to food, chucking tean at the throne, or talk about little things in EKE's restaurant}

You can give me some more can't you

@FM chew through the straps.

@Coffee, you want more money?

*Mei wearily stumbles through the halls of the castle, her feet dragging on the floor. She searches with her mind's eye from room the room, past door to door, yet still she could not find that which she seeks. Again, she wonders how anyone can find their way through the labyrinthine castle. But there--yes! Ahead, beyond this door is what she seeks. With much relief, mei finds that the door is not locked. She opens it and quickly takes stock of the items there.*

*Mei trudges back to her room, with two boxes of tissue paper under each arm. Along the way, she encounters Falling Man as he admonishes the newest members of the Queendom. She nods in acknowledgement and continues on.*

By the way, children, just as a warning:

SPAM THIS THREAD AND DIE.

Have a nice day.

*shudders in the wake of Quistis*

*Walks around the castle with curiosity*
Anyone know where the Libraries are?

Good.


There is at least one library in every wing of the castle. They should not be hard to find. However, each one has different content, and we do not have any duplicates of any books/manuscripts/etc.

Save for a few things I have made copies of for my own use, which you will never lay your eyes on anyway.

@Xithion: Turn right at the next fork, up two flights of stairs, take a left when you see the sculpture of a persimmon, follow the corridor and through the third door on your right, take another 3 flights up and turn right. That'll get you into the main entrance of the general use library, probably the only one you'll find useful. Have fun.

*mei walks zombie-like to the dormitory wing*

What up with you

*gets out of the jacket and re-transmutes the tears, then goes to the throne room*

I hope this isn't spam, because technically, it's not! *boots a tiny bag of tean at the back of the throne, then runs away*

*notices the red text* O_O *runs to Coffee's shop and hides in the storage freezer* This is not smart... ! I know... *begins to store mochi ICE in the freeze*

Sidenote: I apologize for confusing the ownership of the shop. *bows to Coffee and runs back in the freezer*

*Listens to Mei's directions. Walks over in the direction of the fork, then begins his ascension up the stairs. Stops at the statue and begins to stare deciding if it is the statue of persimmon, or not. Deciding yes, he follows the corridor and begins to count the doors on his right.....one....two....three. He opens the door and begins to walk up the second set of stairs. Upon reaching the third level, he turns right.* OOOOOh *His jaw nearly drops as he looks upon the shelves of books that are abundant with magic, history, latin, ect.* Hmm....now I need Chaotic Magics and Demons for Dummies. (<for a friend)

Seriously! Where in the heck of it all is the homeland security? How come I have to deal with this crap on my honeymoon, eh?

*telemessage 2 Falling Man*

Deal with the chaos, s'il vouz plait... PRONTO

I know i'm the foregin relations diplomat and all, but take no offence: homeland security here is top notch it just depends when you need them.

*Sits down at a nearby table with about 10 books and begins to shuffle through them* Hmm...Loki...blah..blah..blah...released Ragnorak...blah...blah. Arg there's nothing about a necromancer in any of these! *Throws one of the books agaisnt the wall.*

Are you trying to become what we had destroyed as of late?

*raises one eye brow and grins* No, I'm trying to figure one why there was a necromancer there. If I come upon some Chaos Spells by accident than thats just a perk.

*is the restaurant drinking tea* *pulls out the laptop* How would I go about doing that? That incident is already over with... What else can I do?*sends it to Bling, a window opens up on a nearby wall*

*sip*

*portals in next to FM, and takes out a flask*
That was a intresting onslaught last night. *notices some demon blood on boots*
Yht so dnia zup ec y tebmusyd

Back to the same old for now

*Pulls the little nercomancer statue out of his pocket and begins to talk to it* What where you doing there?.....

*sigh* ? So it's over?

Pfft, well about TIME! !

*calms down a bit*

Sorry, guys... I know I shouldn't be pushing you around like this but seriously! Queen Quis never had to deal with that crapstorm on HER honeymoon! 9_9!

*sends telepathic message to bling*
Sorry about the little spies, my demons, the demonic castle and everything. I think we finally have it all under control. Plus I think the enemy is to crippled to attack anymore.

A thousand apologies princess. Hurr, belek tiu<--sign of respect in the Yuuzhan Vong tongue.

*gets annoyed, busts out the STOP sign of pure irritation and finds both phoenix and Xith, then slaps them both upside the head* Please don't frequent and post here unless it's relavent to the thread. Please don't post random things and occurances. I would also believe that I'm also at fault here, so don't go off ranting something... And also, don't go to the point where I have to explain what I believe to be the post workings of this thread. And guys, I'm not saying quit posting here. I'm saying that you need to be more conscious of your post material.

One last thing:I am annoyed. I hit you with this STOP sign. What do annoyed people tell the annoying person to do? I'm sure you'll get the bluntness of the joke later...

*begins to flip DM's wedding gift* I wonder when I'll be able to deliver this...?

Sidenotes: Does the red remind you of someone...?
@Bling: Think that'll work?

*to all her faithful servants*

Thanks, guys...

Especially to my husband's "Elite 5"...

Um, actually she did. It was just over a much longer period of time and it only really bothered Hito...


Um, sure no prob. And "Elite 5"...? Hahaha... (I can't decide wether to interpret as a sarcstic remark or a compliment. Either way, it's amusing that the other active males have been stuck together and labeled)

*walks off to his rented room (crap, I gotta pay rent) and pulls out a broadsword from his mysterious metal box* Since I have a desire and will to, I think I'll be presenting this to a particular someone here out of pure kindness... (and guilt )

EDit: It just hit me. "Elite 5" remind me of "Fab 5." I hope there is no connection...

I'm looking for a job, now I grow the beard that will confuse me for Fidel Castro

*Walks in shyly carrying a carrier basket* Is this a bad time?
I'm sorry for this sudden intrusion but I've brought a gift for her majesty from the Chibi-dom*signals suggestively to the basket* It's a baby dragon even though I guess you have alot, will it be alright if I leave it with until she get's back? *Opens basket and a v cute baby dragon comes out a black dragon who's chest is flame red* He was born from my best dragon's Akira and Tyfrane please look after him *strokes the baby's head then departs*

Hmm....*Walks over to the little dragon and looks at him. The dragon shoots a small flame into Xithion's face* Playfull little critter arent you...... Well since no-one besides myself is here I guess I better take care of you. Now, what do dragons eat again? *Signals the dragon to follow him and walks over to the coffee shop. As he opens the door the chibi-dragon zooms in and begins to devour everything in site, including silverware* Hmm....I guess they eat everything....

Ahh, welcome to the Queendom, Black Rose. Thank you for the kind gift you brought.

*sees the dragon tearing everything up in the Coffee Shop through the opera glasses*

Hmm. This won't do.

*walks outside of the castle and enters the quaint and cozy Coffee Shop, makes eye-contact with the small dragon and stares at him sternly; the dragon ceases destruction*

Good boy.

*draws a tiny transmutation circle on a nearby flat surface and restores everything to normal via alchemy; she turns back to the dragon*

Don't you dare let me see you misbehave again.

*pats the dragon, who whimpers a little*

I will have to name you soon, won't I?

LoL....But what about the parts of the shop that are already inside his stomach? *Looks at the little small, now fat, dragon* And what you gonna name him?

I will consult the ancient texts and find an appropriate name.

LOL....I wonder how big he'll get since he's from chibbidom? Will he become a small adult? Or never grow old? If you ever have baby dragon I want one!

Go study your biology some more, child. I'm never going to give birth to a baby dragon. And the dragon I received is male, and will not give birth, unless there is some sort of mutation I am not yet aware of.

But if this dragon ever has offspring with another, I shall give you one.

*looks at the dragon* I'd keep an eye on 'em. I feel that tensions between us and the Chibi-dom are slowly fading, but I can't help but be suspicious...

@Coffee: Can I open up a ramen joint here? It'd be good for buisness...

Shouldn't we give a gift back to Chibbi-dom? If you decide to. I'll be happy to deliver it.

-Edit: I dont know how dragons reproduce. I've never seen em do the nasty. LOL

You may open a ramen joint in the Coffee Shop.

Only, don't actually call it the Ramen Joint, because that just makes it sound like a place for drug-dealing. I forbid that in the Queendom.

What? No drugs..... *Attempts to swollow the smoke while hiding a small bag in his armor*

*takes the bag out of his armor*

I'm confiscating this. Don't let me find you with any more.

*turns to the dragon and holds up the bag in front of him; the baby dragon huffs a small flame at the bag and the bag's contents are burned to a crisp; the dragon receives a pat*

Very good.

But......I'm evil....It's what I do.....

Do not worry..
It is perfectly harmless...

A complete gentleman, Like me.. And English gentleman.

Alright. I'd better set up... *puts a 'fridge in the back and sets up a stove on the wall opposite the beverage counter*

*runs out side and sticks a sign next to sign Coffee put up. reads:*

Falling
Ramen
House

*on the window*
Now hiring waiters and waitresses. T.T
(I'll be sure to to have them dress accordingly, i.e. no billowing skirts that fly up during a breeze)

I'll have to call in back up for when I'm not available... *sends his friend a e-mail via a interdimensional net connection*

I still have my old job, but now I can officially serve ramen!

I dont think its soo harmless. If it eats the same way everday we're going to need a new Castle. *glares at the dragon*

It won't. He will be disciplined when under my care.

His name will now be "Odin."

Odin..huh...

*Thinks of where he could have heard that name before.....*
Was it Final Fantasy?

Maybe. But I like the name.

Yes it is a good name! *pats Odin on the head* Well...get big so we can wrestle!