Hmm....in that case it sounds like a stomach virus. I hate the stomach virus!

Hon, serioursly, what's happening? Are you cramping up because of *shifts eyes* that time?

*stomps over to the three and grabs Xithion's ear*

Come 'ere you.

*pulls him out of the room*

Wow. Who knew I'd have grandchildren already?

You, my Prince, work fast, it seems.

*is THIS close to slapping Xithion*

This is NOT stomach flu, you little-...

I think I'm PMSing... >.<

EDIT-

YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT OVERNIGHT!!! !!!!

@ the Prince: Yes, love, I think I'm getting my monthlies... drat... >_9!

Grrrr.....I was gonna say that but I wanted to avoid being slapped!

Your lucky your not turning into a vampire. I hate em! Dam Mindless Parasites! *walks off*

You can't walk! I'm holding your ear!

I'm not pregnant, guys! Let's not overdo it!

But it's just that one-second difference from when you're not pregnant to when you are. Depending on when it happens, it can be overnight.

If you didnt know yet....I get off on pain. *Grins Diabolically*

*slaps forehead*

Soooo, we need the Royal Healer to determine THAT, Mother...

Besides, it's NFP...

NFP?

. . . Not for Profit?

. . . Not for Publication?

. . . No Flash Photography?

Those mere 3 letters can stand for many things, dear. Please elaborate.

It seems it was unfortunately...I'm still investigating who is responsible for that broadcast...[Blue begins to grip her scythe all the more tightly]

Thankfully fallingman shot one of the televisions before too much was revealed, however I am concerned that this will somehow leak out.

Don't worry, I shall soon found the guilty party and dispose of them..
And you musn't worry that I'll watch the footage as my eyes would bleed I am much too chaste



edit: Blue offers Bling a purple drink
I just whipped this up to determine your status dear. If it makes you hiccup and burp out rainbow bubbles you are not pregnant.

[Blue has too much free time so she makes up potions for every occassion]

*sigh*

Natural Family Planning...

I'm not ready to be a parent juss yet...

*puts his ear against the door*
royal healer.....who in the hell is that? well actually if they were from hell i would know them wouldnt i....

I think bed rest is in order... >_<

You have my permission to interrogate everyone you see.

*begins to think* hmm.....if i find the guilty party maybe the queen will give me some lackeys *grins*

*sigh* Must I resort to more drastic measures to get you to leave them alone? Since you seem to have been ignoring everything else.

Xithion, I order you to obey your superiors, and that means Ailuro. Leave them alone now.

^ [points to her own previous post]

Won't you try the potion my lady? I wouldn't be a good maid of honor if I didn't always watch out for the Bride!

[Blue crosses her fingers in hopes that the castle will fill up with bubbles]

Of course my queen!
*walks off and opens pulls out his book*

...
So you listen to her and not me?

*gives Bling a gentle hug and then lifts her off of her feet. He takes over to the bed and lightly sets her down*

Hon, I think the bed rest sounds really good right about now. *slips in next to the princess and wrpas his arms about her. Laying his head agaisnt one of the soft, satin pillows; he gives his wife a light kiss on the cheek, then closes his eyes*

(I'm off guys as I need ot get some rest. See you all tomorrow!)

We need to have FallingMan deal him some serious training.
He has potential I think but no discipline....shrugs...

How is my lady Deshi btw? And I see the Queen is taking a break from her studies in the library?

@Ailuro of course she's my queen! I have nothing against you but we havent had time to gain eachothers trust.

Xithion, I order you to listen to deshi/Lady Ambassador Ailuro as well, or your head will be on the silver platter being sent to the nearest cannibalist village the next kingdom over.

Why, yes, I am taking a break.

Indeed, In the Queen's and Vizier's abscence Deshi is the one in charge !
You have much to learn....tsk...tsk...


You know other members fully researched Queendom before ever daring to set foot inside its walls...I think Hitokiri was around to scare off intruders at the time

Well I suppose I could listen. But I'm not promising anything. Besides If you kill me I'll just go back to Hell. And Ive escaped there before and I can do it again. *shrugs*

Why I'm doing just fine. A couple broken teeth here, a bleeding toe there, but I'm great!
...
No really, I'm fine.

Blue thwaks Xithion upside the head

Do you not realize the extent of her power? She can send you to the final circle of hell and leave you as floss for the Devil's fangs




Edit: My poor Deshi! Well, as you said in the thoughts thread, Nitrous Oxide is fun! When they pulled out my wisdom teeth last year the experience was quite the high

Yes. Researching prior to entering the queendom will prove to be quite beneficial in the long run. It's never too late to start now. And yes, the King was here to scare them off.


Without your head, it will be harder to find your way out.

And blue is correct about the floss. The Devil has a penchant for sweet sinners, and probably has immorally horrid oral hygiene.

Ah, yes. Quistis-sensei has those kinds of powers~

Look I'm not even trying to start trouble. The devil wasnt soo tough....besides who do you think gave me the wings? Plus I had both my arms cut off before, and managed to get them both back on. *points to the scars*

*coughgod-modingcough*

Oh dear, I hope I'm not catching a cold~

Hehe...besides just looking at Quistis she look like she could take out the Devil. Plus her aura is almost overwhelming.
*backs away from Quistis*

You poor dear. We can't have that. *gives deshi a bottle of cold medicine that tastes like the fruit of her choice and a vial of minty cough syrup* Do take care, and wear an extra layer or two if you are feeling chilly.


Good. We have reached an understanding then.

Oh yeah, one other thing, Xithion. I'm your lover's mother.

And the plot thickens, for lack of a better phrase. Would you look at that?

*walks up to Auilro*
Care for a little training session?

-Edit: No Auilro is! Thats why she doesnt like me. LOL

A-I-L-U-R-O
Why is my username so hard to spell when my it's RIGHT THERE ABOVE MY AVATAR?! *twitch*
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What kind of training session? I hope you know I'm skilled in the science of Alchemy.

Yes, do be wary of our Lady Ambassador's Alchemy skills. She was tutored by the best Alchemist in all the land, after all.

Sorry about the spelling error. I'm talking about a duel with swords. No magic, alchemy, or anything of that sort. And I promise not to use my wings.

As a member of the royal family, I was taught at least the basics of sword-wielding.

And I must say that Ailuro is very likely to be better than the Princess herself.

*mumbles to self* Xithion is so screwed now . . . if he goes through with a duel . . .

I know she's one of the best....I want to train with the best is all.
Should we take this somewhere else as to cause less damage?

There's a training chamber in the west wing of the castle. You may have the exercises/mock-battles there.

No worries, anything we accidentally destroy I can just fix with a transmutation. The training chamber also sounds good!

See you there! *walks over the the exit and waves good-bye as he falls backwords out of the airship*

Ahh, yes. Very good, deshi.

Well, I bid the two of you good night, as I must get some rest. It's been a tiring day, and I must do more research tomorrow. Xithion, try not to burn the castle down with hell fire or anything, or I shall have you thrown in the moat.

*nods at the two of them and leaves for her chambers*