What if the people disapprove of my unintentional negligence? *becomes teary-eyed* Please treat the rest of the villages with your utmost care and send them my apologies and regards.
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My goodness, tokage . . . I regret not finding and sending an Exorcist sooner. What if the people disapprove of my unintentional negligence? *becomes teary-eyed* Please treat the rest of the villages with your utmost care and send them my apologies and regards.
What if the people disapprove of my unintentional negligence? *becomes teary-eyed* Please treat the rest of the villages with your utmost care and send them my apologies and regards.
It is not the queen's fault in the least. Don't blame yourself, Mother...
We thank you, Lady Exorcist. You mean much tothe Queendom.
We thank you, Lady Exorcist. You mean much tothe Queendom.
*smile* worry not, my queen, the people had nothing but good thoughts of you. *pause* well, the ones this one directly engaged, anyway... this one cannot speak for the rest. they assured me that they were confident the royal family had greater things to deal with than haunted huts and doppelgangers right now, what with the hand of your daughter pulled in so many directions at once... your rulings were not in question. do not fear, this one will handle these matters promptly from now on, so nothing will be further overlooked.
this one has seen many villages in similar state...it is not so uncommon in these lands, where spirits of the beyond roam freely. *bows* this one is up to teh task before her.
ADD ON: and this one thanks the princess for her kind words, and wishes her the best in whatever future she chooses.
this one has seen many villages in similar state...it is not so uncommon in these lands, where spirits of the beyond roam freely. *bows* this one is up to teh task before her.
ADD ON: and this one thanks the princess for her kind words, and wishes her the best in whatever future she chooses.
The Chancellor says...
...
thinking...
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...still thinking...
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YES.
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thinking...
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...still thinking...
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YES.
*raises brows* Is that so, my fair Duke?
Then you must swear to one more thing:
- NOT TO EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING A COUP D'ETAT...
You dig?
Then you must swear to one more thing:
- NOT TO EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING A COUP D'ETAT...
You dig?
That was never in my plans...
i find this most troubling... are these random occurances or is there evidence of a plot or common source? i grant you the authority to recruit as many exorcists as you need to aid you in your goal of eliminating our lands of such abominations, under your personal command of course. please work with the ninjas for background checks on all candidates as well as further investigation into this matter....
*motions for ninjas, who appear out of thin air*
i grant these thirty ninja under your command, tokage. bring spiritual rest to these lands once again.
*motions for ninjas, who appear out of thin air*
i grant these thirty ninja under your command, tokage. bring spiritual rest to these lands once again.
I wonder if the Chancellor's "lengthy" post is allowed at the forums. 
tokage, thank you for bringing the words of the people to me. I am very relieved to hear the kind words they speak of the royal family. *is touched and dabs at wet eyes with a handkerchief* I love the people so very much.
tokage, thank you for bringing the words of the people to me. I am very relieved to hear the kind words they speak of the royal family. *is touched and dabs at wet eyes with a handkerchief* I love the people so very much.
*bows* The Vizier has sopken; it shall be done...
*hugs Queen* See, Mother? The people love you!
And what was never in your plans, dear Duke?
*hugs Queen* See, Mother? The people love you!
And what was never in your plans, dear Duke?
The Chancellor would never attempt a coup d'etat.
The Chancellor's loyalty to the Queen is unfaltering.
The Chancellor's loyalty to the Queen is unfaltering.
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Dec 17 2004, 11:05 PM)
i find this most troubling... are these random occurances or is there evidence of a plot or common source? i grant you the authority to recruit as many exorcists as you need to aid you in your goal of eliminating our lands of such abominations, under your personal command of course. please work with the ninjas for background checks on all candidates as well as further investigation into this matter....
*motions for ninjas, who appear out of thin air*
i grant these thirty ninja under your command, tokage. bring spiritual rest to these lands once again.
*motions for ninjas, who appear out of thin air*
i grant these thirty ninja under your command, tokage. bring spiritual rest to these lands once again.
as you wish, sir. this one will do everything in her power to fully investigate these occurrences. this one thanks the vizier for the empowerment and resources he has provided her.
and, your highness, this one will make sure to tell the villages of the queen's love for her people. *bows*
then...sir...*blinks innocently at hitokiri* would it be acceptable for this one to...finish cleaning that one pesky window?
*chuckles*
w.... if that is your wish, exorcist.... so be it.
w.... if that is your wish, exorcist.... so be it.
thank you, sir. this one finds it most unacceptable that any sunlight be blocked from this land or this castle...be it by spirits or cobwebs. *bows and scurries off to find the windex*
My dear Duke, let me express my approval of your statement.
However, there is another test...
Give me 3 reasons for your wanting to marry me. You may ask "This has nothing to do with serving the Queen!!"... I require it under the 3rd oath you sweared to: to love me as your wife.
Very well done, Lady Exorcist...
However, there is another test...
Give me 3 reasons for your wanting to marry me. You may ask "This has nothing to do with serving the Queen!!"... I require it under the 3rd oath you sweared to: to love me as your wife.
Very well done, Lady Exorcist...
Don't scare him away, sister. o-o
I am NOT trying to scare ANYONE away, sister... 
But since either of them'll be wedded to me, I want to know WHY... and it'll give him time to re-asses his feelings. *nudges Ailuro* Good plan, eh?
But since either of them'll be wedded to me, I want to know WHY... and it'll give him time to re-asses his feelings. *nudges Ailuro* Good plan, eh?
QUOTE(hagane_no_tokage @ Dec 17 2004, 11:14 PM)
thank you, sir. this one finds it most unacceptable that any sunlight be blocked from this land or this castle...be it by spirits or cobwebs. *bows and scurries off to find the windex*
But by blocking the sunlight it only means I'm free to run around the castle.
[quote=GuestHole,Dec 17 2004, 11:23 PM] [/QUOTE]
But by blocking the sunlight it only means I'm free to run around the castle. [/quote]
Which is why we've dispatched the Exorcist with all speed...
But by blocking the sunlight it only means I'm free to run around the castle.
[/quote]Which is why we've dispatched the Exorcist with all speed...
QUOTE(GuestHole @ Dec 17 2004, 11:23 PM)
But by blocking the sunlight it only means I'm free to run around the castle.
Haha. I think there's a secret dungeon somewhere. If you want, you can always run around and have your fun there.
Does everyone have to swear oaths BEFORE they marry?
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Dec 17 2004, 11:27 PM)
Does everyone have to swear oaths BEFORE they marry?
Mother, I want to know his intentions... wouldn't you?
Bling, if you can't choose, have both. You are a princess in a QUEENDOM. hah. Polygamy at its best.
exorcist, no harm is to come of the genie. lady b would be rather upset... that and we haven't gotten all our wishes yet.
the captain has missed out on everything after the decision to install bidets around the castle, would anyone care to fill her in so she doesn't have to go through 15 pages?
*shrugs* Oh, well, we've got a very good exorcist and she's assessed the queendom.
Polygamy? *snicker* Don't tempt me more than I already have been... you're a psychic to know whats been running through my mind, Dame Thieves...
Polygamy? *snicker* Don't tempt me more than I already have been... you're a psychic to know whats been running through my mind, Dame Thieves...
lets see
there were a few new appointments:
- tokage: Royal Exorcist
- mei tenshi: Royal Healer
- telepika: probationary scribe
apparently i'm to wed the queen, so as a brides gift i transmuted a grand spa worthy of her majesty. all are welcomed and encouraged to use it.
if i left anything out someone else feel free to help me out here
there were a few new appointments:
- tokage: Royal Exorcist
- mei tenshi: Royal Healer
- telepika: probationary scribe
apparently i'm to wed the queen, so as a brides gift i transmuted a grand spa worthy of her majesty. all are welcomed and encouraged to use it.
if i left anything out someone else feel free to help me out here
As concise as ever, my Lord Vizier...
Might I suggest that you place your title in your signature?
Might I suggest that you place your title in your signature?
QUOTE(hagane_no_tokage @ Dec 17 2004, 09:54 PM)
now, as for the report... this one visited two villages today... unfortunately, that was all time permitted this one to do, there is but so much daylight by which to accomplish things... and my goodness, this one wishes she had come here sooner...your peasant villages are in great need.
the first village this one visited was the better off of the two... only five of the residents there had issues to be dealt with... three run-of-the-mill house exorcisms, one pesky doppelganger who kept impersonating the village elders, and a soul entrapment.
the second village was close to the river, and that one was quite a mess, this one feels she must inform your grace... six individual possessions, a haunting of two huts, and the specter of a past elder that wouldn't leave the side of the village well. their water was tainted, so he was scaring off the villagers who tried to drink from it...so once the water was cleansed, this one sent off his soul and that was done with.
*wipes brow* my, but has there always been this much turmoil in this land...?[/color]
THIS is what i've been warning you about your highness. Do not put your trust in others for they may obscure you in reality. Look to the degrading quality of life of YOUR people. I praise this person who has reported this abomination, while others do not. Is there really need for a spa now.
This isn't good...
The Princess is also free of her chastity belts, but drank a potion prepared by the Vizier that repels all men with unpure intentions towards the princess. And now she is to marry. Lady Ambassador and Apprentice is to marry some time soon as well. And technically, I have not wed the Vizier just yet, as I assume the people will probably want some sort of royal wedding.
I see now, how life has been for the people. First, the Exorcist will take care of any spiritual problems, as they are among the most important. Afterwards, I will proceed with further plans to enhance the quality of life of the people. Thank you once again for bringing the issue to light.
QUOTE
THIS is what i've been warning you about your highness. Do not put your trust in others for they may obscure you in reality. Look to the degrading quality of life of YOUR people. I praise this person who has reported this abomination, while others do not. Is there really need for a spa now.
I see now, how life has been for the people. First, the Exorcist will take care of any spiritual problems, as they are among the most important. Afterwards, I will proceed with further plans to enhance the quality of life of the people. Thank you once again for bringing the issue to light.
QUOTE(Bling_bling_Angel @ Dec 18 2004, 06:18 AM)
My dear Duke, let me express my approval of your statement.
However, there is another test...
Give me 3 reasons for your wanting to marry me. You may ask "This has nothing to do with serving the Queen!!"... I require it under the 3rd oath you sweared to: to love me as your wife.
Very well done, Lady Exorcist...
However, there is another test...
Give me 3 reasons for your wanting to marry me. You may ask "This has nothing to do with serving the Queen!!"... I require it under the 3rd oath you sweared to: to love me as your wife.
Very well done, Lady Exorcist...
[yawn]
Can this wait until tomorrow? The Chancellor is weary and needs his rest.
Of course, dear Duke... Now it's the Prince's turn to be examined...
gas was right, this one is fun.
QUOTE(xrninja @ Dec 17 2004, 11:30 PM)
the captain has missed out on everything after the decision to install bidets around the castle, would anyone care to fill her in so she doesn't have to go through 15 pages?
I've been lurking around every now and then and am not as informed as everyone else.
QUOTE(Thievesvinegar @ Dec 18 2004, 01:35 AM)
THIS is what i've been warning you about your highness. Do not put your trust in others for they may obscure you in reality. Look to the degrading quality of life of YOUR people. I praise this person who has reported this abomination, while others do not. Is there really need for a spa now.
what you say is true and it is troubling. but running a queendom is not about the individuals, it is about the greater good. yes we were deficient in our spiritual matters, but with the threat of war brought by foreigners, it is secondary concern.
one does not worry about a cut on the hand when facing a knife fight...
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Dec 17 2004, 11:30 PM)
exorcist, no harm is to come of the genie. lady b would be rather upset... that and we haven't gotten all our wishes yet.
*from the ceiling* of course, your grace!
genie, huh? *goes back to cleaning the glass* this one was wondering what that was...
Very well put, Vizier...
*confetti*
Has anyone seen Sir Mickey Elric??? Have the chimeras turned him to fertilizer?
*confetti*
Has anyone seen Sir Mickey Elric??? Have the chimeras turned him to fertilizer?
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Dec 17 2004, 11:42 PM)
one does not worry about a cut on the hand when facing a knife fight...
The Vizier gives a logical argument, indeed. But even though those concerns are secondary, I'm still concerned all the same. I only hope the conditions will be improved by the exorcisms, even if it is but by a little bit.
*happy sigh* I cannot wait tille Mother and the Vizier wed... sucha wonderful combination...
QUOTE(Thievesvinegar @ Dec 17 2004, 11:35 PM)
QUOTE(hagane_no_tokage @ Dec 17 2004, 09:54 PM)
*wipes brow* my, but has there always been this much turmoil in this land...?[/color]
THIS is what i've been warning you about your highness. Do not put your trust in others for they may obscure you in reality. Look to the degrading quality of life of YOUR people. I praise this person who has reported this abomination, while others do not. Is there really need for a spa now.
*drops back to the floor* now, sir, this one must voice something at this... while perhaps the peasantry has not the grandest of lifestyle...their image of the royal family has remained thusfar unstained. and what's more, the vizier decreed a portion of the spa dedicated to peasant rank, anyway... should that not raise their respect for the catsle dwellers even more?
besides, it was a wedding gift, the queen didn't ask for it...
there isn't much to be informed about. Once upon a time there was a narcisistic girl craving attention and started reciving it from..3 bait-biting males. A rightous queen stepped in and started putting this in order, however was decieved by others in powers of what is really happening. Everyone felt threateded immediately by one person who advocated justice and wanted her stoned to death. now, there is some vague going-ons just to fill up space.
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Dec 17 2004, 11:36 PM)
The Princess is also free of her chastity belts, but drank a potion prepared by the Vizier that repels all men with unpure intentions towards the princess. And now she is to marry. Lady Ambassador and Apprentice is to marry some time soon as well. And technically, I have not wed the Vizier just yet, as I assume the people will probably want some sort of royal wedding.
wow
what's with all the marriage plans all of a sudden?
QUOTE(hagane_no_tokage @ Dec 17 2004, 11:42 PM)
*from the ceiling* of course, your grace! genie, huh? *goes back to cleaning the glass* this one was wondering what that was...
genie, huh? *goes back to cleaning the glass* this one was wondering what that was... You missed a spot.
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Dec 17 2004, 10:42 PM)
one does not worry about a cut on the hand when facing a knife fight...
Unless, you want to bleed to death, one does worry about a cut on a artery vein in a knife fight.
QUOTE(GuestHole @ Dec 17 2004, 11:47 PM)
QUOTE(hagane_no_tokage @ Dec 17 2004, 11:42 PM)
*from the ceiling* of course, your grace! genie, huh? *goes back to cleaning the glass* this one was wondering what that was...
genie, huh? *goes back to cleaning the glass* this one was wondering what that was... You missed a spot.
¬_¬ hai hai, waka~tte'ru wa yo~n... *scurries back up the wall*
QUOTE(Thievesvinegar @ Dec 17 2004, 11:46 PM)
there isn't much to be informed about. Once upon a time there was a narcisistic girl craving attention and started reciving it from..3 bait-biting males. A rightous queen stepped in and started putting this in order, however was decieved by others in powers of what is really happening. Everyone felt threateded immediately by one person who advocated justice and wanted her stoned to death. now, there is some vague going-ons just to fill up space.
Wanted who stoned to death?
No matter, there shan't be any stoning in this queendom.QUOTE
You missed a spot.
@ Gassy: X///D
@ Captain Ninja: Yeah... Mother gets wedded first, then me, then the Ambassador...
@ Dame Thieves: I don't believe that narcisistic girl WANTED the attention in the 1st place, no... I read the earlier threads and have confirmed that it was those 3 males who started it...
@ Captain Ninja: Yeah... Mother gets wedded first, then me, then the Ambassador...
@ Dame Thieves: I don't believe that narcisistic girl WANTED the attention in the 1st place, no... I read the earlier threads and have confirmed that it was those 3 males who started it...
yes stoning is barabaric... we decapitate those who commit capitol offenses in these lands.
Where's the peacemaker when we need her?
*holds hands up* Hey, I wanted her dead, but I never said stoning...
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Dec 17 2004, 11:52 PM)
yes stoning is barabaric... we decapitate those who commit capitol offenses in these lands.
oh my...
let us hope no one has been merged with starfish anywhere in these lands... that could get tiresme...*squints at glass* oh genie...did i get the spot? i can't tell from this close!
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