0_0?!!!! Toss what at who?!!?!

*looks to the Queen...*

Can we start now...? Please? The tension's gettin' to me...

EDIT- We're all in the throneroom, Mother dearest... play the organ when yo're ready...

[blue whips out her little silver device]

Iron Chef!!!!


[Wormhole opens to a lovely Renaissance style garden]

Shall we begin everyone?

0_0... Me like the garden, yes...

*looks at the lattice pagoda and sees the Prince standing... and waiting...*

Yes, of course. You may start any time.

*goes to sit down at organ*

And now, a little something in the key of C double-flat to start things off.

*panics at the sound of the organ... gets slapped by Lady Blue...*

Thank, I needed that!

*regains poise... and slowly walks down the aisle...*

*whispers between a panicky smile...*

Lady Blue...? You're behind me, right???

*was just purposed to by shardypsykoelf and goes into the happy place in his mind*

I can be of no use to you....

[Blue immediately bursts into tears as she watches a vision of loveliness floating down the aisle]

@Quistis: Such polyphony! You are indeed a virtuoso!

*looks down the alise and sees the princess slowly walking. His heart skips a beat at the sight of his love*

*Quietly, to self* wow....

*waits until bride and groom have assembled at the front of the aisle and taps the thick pile of notes on the podium*

Thank you, blue. It's in the job description.

Is everyone seated and ready now?

*still playing*

*is okay now... and reaches the pagoda...*

*smiles weakly at her Mother, playing the organ...*

*and turns to her groom... FINALLY...*

EDIT-

*looks at the Lady Exorcist...* I think it's time...

*finishes the song and takes a seat in the front row*

Ahh, such a joyous occasion.

[As the music concludes, Blue sets off another another device]


Rose petals descend onto the crowd below.


::::Blue continues sniffing:::

*looks at Lady Tokage*

Will you do the honors??? ?

*is evilly contemplating of saying "Yes, ues, we BOTH 'do'! He kisses me, and voila!"* ... *stops and becomes serious again...*

*turns to face his sweet love and offers her a small, warm smile. Gazing into the princess' eyes, soflty speaking up* You look simply amazing hon...

*turns to face the royal priestess*

*Snaps out of his delerious state just in time to watch the wedding*

*clears throat and looks over her notes*

Dearly beloved...we are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, and to add our best wishes to the words which shall unite Princess Bling and Prince definingmind...in the spiraling threads of the tapestries of marriage...

*gets choked up at Lady Tokage's beautiful speech...*

;_; *hastily wipes away the tears...*

EDIT-

*whispers to self...* I hope no-one will stand up and say "I object..."...

Blue stands mesmerized by a vision of lovely lace before her...she's then mesmerized by DM's tasteful wedding outfit (replete with gleaming Katana)


:::sniff::

((LOL))

Should there be anyone who has cause why this couple should not be united in marriage, they must speak now or forever hold their peace.

*glances about threateningly*

If anyone opposes...this one shall smite thee with the fires of Hades!.

O_O

erhem... uh...where were we...?

*looks around...*

Ring bearer...? ...?

EDIT-

*suppresses giggles @ Lady Tokage's threat...* ... oh... ...

*suddenly looks helplessly at blueices*

*whispers* There is no need to get to worked up, but I may have lost the Prince's ring when were were, ahem, in the back room...

*his ears pick up the light sound of the princess' concern. Without even thinking, his soflty whispers back* Don't worry love, no one will...

*continues to listen to Tokage's wonderful speech*

*looks at the Priestess...* And the vows...

Baka!

[Blue whips out her wormhole device and chucks it at Goldfish]

Reach your arm through and find it!


-edit-
Back room? nani?
Have I been drinking too many Cottoncandy shots?

Princess Bling, Prince definingmind...life is given to each of us as individuals, and yet we must learn to live together. Love is often one of the strongest aids in this quest. It is given to us by our family...by our friends. We learn to love by being loved. Learning to love and living together is one of the greatest challenges of life - and is the shared goal of a married life.

May you attain this goal with ease and grace.

((dude, i'm having way too much fun schmoozing this))

Whoa! Don't worry...I have the ring...I knwo that normally the groom isn't supposed to carry it, but I did *smiles and presents the ring*

*wipes away a tear...*

I'm ready to pledge myself...

EDIT-

*sees the ring... and becomes more breathless...*

Woooah... ...

*reaches into wormhole...*

Uhhh, the wormhole appears to lead into my pocket. See? All is well!

EDIT: Oh wait. That's just lint.

*looks into the Prince's eyes...*

So I guess you pledge the vows first...

EDIT-

*makes a telemental message tp Goldfish...*

Find that ring, or else!

*forgets herself a moment and whistles at the ring*

*clears throat* [/distracted]

Prince definingmind...do you take Princess Bling to be your wife? to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, and promise to her your love and fidelity for a lifetime at her side, until death do you part?

*nervous laugh* yeah...I kinda guessed that...

*hangs onto the ring for just a little bit longer* sorry for jumping the gun...proceed Tokage.

Edit- And I most certainly do.

*holds breath to listen for the Prince's answer...*

As if there will be any other answer.

*turns to her Mother...* Well... Yeah...

(too true Quistis)

I most certainly do.

Blue reaches behind Goldfish's ear and finds DM's wedding band.

*lets out a sigh of relief...* Dang, that was quick...

EDIT-

God bless you, Lady Blue! !

*looks at the Priestess...*

My turn, deshou ka?

It's engraved. Who's "PLAT"?

Anything for the happy couple!

[Blue starts crying again...:::blows nose:::]

@Quistis: For platinum (nothing but the best!)

Lady Tokage...? My vows, onegai desyou ka na...?

And do you, Princess Bling, take Prince definingmind to be your husband? to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, and promise to him your love and fidelity for a lifetime at his side, until death do you part?

...and yes, who is PLAT? O_o was he on the guest list?

*laughs a bit at the Priestess' and the Queen's comment... and then regains composure...*

Yes, I do... =n_n= For all times...

Blue stops sniffing to point out that Plat=Platinum....deshou?

*quietly, and lovingly, gazes at the princess, upon hearing her answer he smiles*

*whispers...* And then, Lady Priestess...?

We understand. Nothing like a little humor to make things more exciting.

*taps foot...* My Lady Tokage...?

EDIT- Well done, Lady Blue...

Prince, Princess, just as two very different threads woven in opposite directions can form a beautiful tapestry, so can your two lives merge together to form a very beautiful marriage. To make your marriage work will take love. Love should be the core of your marriage, love is the reason you are here. But it also will take trust - to know in your hearts you want the best for each other. It will take dedication - to stay open to one another; to learn and to grow together even when this is not always so easy to do. It will take faith - to always be willing to go forward to tomorrow, never really knowing what tomorrow will bring. And it will take commitment - to hold true to the journey you both now pledge to share together.

And so, by the power vested in me...and in the name of persimmons, tean, and other such wonderful things...I now pronounce you man and wife...Prince and Princess united beneath the sun of this prosperous queendom...

*smiles at definingmind*

you may kiss the bride.

*smiles at the Priestess... and turns to her husband, the Prince...* ...