*POP* Umm, I am a mesenger from the chibbi dom.... The negotiations...
Where are the negotiations

hmmm what side should I join?

Its a full language translator, sir. Its sorta my job to know.
E's y syzun cmylgan yd so zup, yht e's mejehk ed


Wow, i'm really slacking off on my job . *sigh*
What are the negotination terms? I have no clue


I'll talk to you if i knew what the negotiations were, HELP ME

I'd love to be of some assistance, but the King and Queen are out... and so is the Queen-apprentice... Maybe Bling could help... Check back a few pages for the original terms.

*thinks for a moment* From what I remember, Chibi-dom people want independance. Hito came up with a place for them to meet, but he seems to have dissapeared lately. Phoenix, if I were you, I'd set some terms, but do not agree to them yet. Get approval from several (like four or five, maybe) Royal Court members before you try anything, lest you invoke the wrath of the Persimmon King...

Good idea, E's cilr y cmylgan<-I'm such a slacker.
Should I go seak the royal court or wait for the to come to me....

I'd recommend both... go as far as PMing them for approval or rebuttal.
(note the fact I am not one of them)

*walks to royal fridge, notices a low supply of mochi, stick more in from his mysterious freezer*

Please allow time for them to thaw...

*Picks up some frozen mochi, unthaws in hand* YUM

I'll start "hunting" for conditions

Nothing too violent now. Otherwise, I'll have to get you with this...
*holds up a STOP sign*

I sent a letter to Chibbi-dom, requesting terms of talk. I made no promise of having these terms but that i will have them in the "near future"/until i get the actual conditions

Alright, just be sure to get those opinions...

*stares for a second* How'd ya do that? Alchemy?

*PoP*

I am here on behaf of the Chibbi-Dom...
I would like to accept the invitation of negotiations...
Thank you,

*POP*

I am of fire. SO i kinda fire warped myself to their court room and put the letter there. No one is ever there so the reply might take awile. So i have no clue if its alchemy or not

OMFG, WTF Grishna br'rok ukul-hai hrrl osam'ga akren hu akri vushta. Ash'nagh Vruckuul urukh esh tiiri ahnakh! *cough* that kinda blew up in my face. Alright i need thoes terms, god where is the royal cort???

Oi, like I said, go as far as PMing them if needed.

It's just plain old magic? Man, that is so old school... *preps for retalliation*

Right i'll send the second message.
My magic old school, yea but i can use alchemy too. But my all powerful fire magic has its uses

*LMD strolls in*
People of Queendom: The Space Marines of Holy Terra have left the Chibis for reasons of our own, and wish to join your little country-like thing...So?Yes or no?If not, fine...We're gonna haul ass off this rock soon enough....

I'll need to place a request to the royal court, to ask of this request.

First off The Space Marines of Holy Terra I need offical terms of your willingness of acceptiance if/when you are ever accepted into Queendom . I need at this point in time your numbers in men and wepons; your current BOA and such other to efectivly put into a report which i shall present to the royal court to ask for your acceptiance. NO Guarantees!
----Lord Phoenix

Hmph! Fine...
1000 Space Marines (standard troops. Wearing standard Marine power armor)
50 Tactical Dreadnaughts (AKA "Terminators". Armed with Mars pattern assault cannons. And Tactical Dreadnaught armor.)
10 Vindicator Seige Tanks (capable of untold carnage)
5 Land Raiders (Armed with four lascannons, four feet of cermite plating.)
My personal escorts (20 Terminators powerful beyond imagination)
We have two hearts, three lungs, four kindneys, leathery skin, capable of shrugging off massive injuries, no need for sleep, ect. ect....

Why did you leave Chibbi-Dom in the first place? Where are you currently located? I'll see what i can do, its hard finding the royal court these past few days.

*Tries to send a urgent personal request to the high court to meet*

Why? I never dare question the workings of the Ordo Malleus....Those are my superiors.

Ordo Malleus? superiors? What are you their diplomat? Give me time
*flashes out of the room and in to the royal kitchen* FOOD

The Inquisitors of the Ordo Malleus serve directly under the Eternal Guard of the Custode, who, in turn, care for the Immortal Emporor of Mankind.

God, this job can make you stressed. *takes out flask and starts to drink*

tell Chibbi-dom to have a exhibition game with us, we need nine men to play baseball, who wants to be an umpire, an announcer?

What is this, a "friendly game" or will it end up in a blood battle??? I try, but first off no one is really ever there at Chibbi-dom, no one. I'll give you consent to send a message to Chibbidom about this.

*Phases In*
Thank you for the note.
We are ready for the negotiations...
Thank you for your time

I am Le' Monkey - Royal Advisor and Diplomat and possibly King for the Chibbidom

*Creates Portal And Walks through*
*Seals It after himself*

it will be rivalry game like Yanks and BoSox

O_o Dragons, I wouldn't go schedule a game with one of our own provinces trying to revolt. It's like US asking Iraq to play a football game.

(I am in no way indicating that US owns Iraq)

*quietly slips in* Excuse me for merely barging in on the discussions, but did I read this right? We've proposed to play a game of baseball to settle the negotiations with the Chibi-dom?...

No, We have aggreed to play no game Of , ''Bace ball''.....
Stupid game..

*phases in*
*royal servents announce the arrival the queen*
hello queendom! i am here on the request of the king. we are ready to talk about our negotiations for the freedom of all the cibis. please send us notice when the time is right. Thank you for this oppertunity.
*royal servents annouce the departure*
*phases out*

How do we find the other teams?

How did all these people get into the castle?

*taps foot*

Can everyone not associated with the Queendom please complete your business here and leave? If you don't, I'll be forced to throw persimmons at you.

*grabs a nearby basket of persimmons*

*takes the basket of persimmon away*

They come here for negotiations, so you need to have patience!

*grabs them back*

You call a baseball game negotiations? Plus who are you to order me around?
Also, I haven't seen a royal family member or helper for days here.

hey! I'm a excellent spitballer so be careful when I will strike you out

[wormhole opens behind Dragons, hand emerges and smacks him upside the head]

Don't you dare talk back to Queen Deshi!!!




We really need to get some of the old crowd in here...I miss the colorful gundams

[Blue starts loading the persimmons into her repaired launcher.]

*turned around at blue*

You're lucky I didn't toss you out because this is not a baseball game, if it is, I will throw you out of a window

*tackles blue*

*Deep Sigh*
Still waiting for an answer.....Oh, just so you know: we have roughly 10,000 kegs of fine Fernisian beer, and more tequila than you can imagine...But if you don't need our sevices than I guess we'll have to drink it all ourselves...
*Opens bottle of tequila*

No thanks, but you can leave it all to blue, who has launcers full of persimmon

*points at dizzy blue*

Dragons, if you smack one of our court members again, there will be consequences for your actions. I will let it go this time as I do believe in mercy, but again, if it happens, apporiate measures will be taken...

but I can explain that blue started it, I'm not kidding, he hot my head then all broke loose

Why exactly, pray tell, did Blue have to resort to smacking you upside the head? *patiently awaits Dragon's answer*

yes

Dragons foolishly fails to realize that he tackled a kawarimi..."pseudo-blue" turns into a sack of persimmons...

"As if I'd ever let you get me"


And this DM, is why I smacked Dragons....I had to defend Deshi's honor did I not?

*cling*

Thank you, Blue. :D

Actually, *From shadows comes Monkey* Only I am here for the negotiations...

Anytime, here...have a drink. (blue serves Deshi cocktail in a Persimmon)

Getting back to business:
The princess really ought to settle her wedding preparations tonight ne?

And where's our Persimmon King! [chucks Persimmon at wall in rage] He hasn't emerged from his castle with our Queen in ages! What could they be planning for the chibi-dom negotiations?

Well, it's nice to see Ail and DM back... but where is everyone else?

Oi, blue. Next time you smack someone upside the head, follow up with this... *pulls out a STOP sign* All will be humiliated...

@Ail: Don't we have some kind of special persimmon in that grove you planted we can use to hurt people? Like ones that blow up or shock them?

*looks at Blue explanation as to why Blue had smacked Dragon* Aye....Well I suppose that I woudl've done the same thing in that situation...

*gives a nod and smile to FM and Ali* Hello to both of you! I'm glad that you could join us!

*Looks aroudn a little, some concern in his gaze* Where is the princess though? She said that she'd be here....

Indeed, and where is Mei? she needs to put the final touches on the Princess' Renaissance Bridal Gown!