they drugged me? who did?

First: Yep...
Second: I dont know, Here drink this... IT will make it all better...

*drinks whatever Monkey gives me* I feel a little better now.... must go and get revenge

~Yeah, You do that then...

Have fun with the side effects...

*continuously walks into a wall*

*announces over a load speaker*
Attention, we have intruders in the castle. I repeat, we have intruders in the castle.

*says to self*
They say they're from the province of "Chibbi". I thought that was under the Queendom's rule.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Teleports back into the borders of chibbi-dom...*

Anounces to all of chibbi-dom... We have been found out by the queendom, Prepare for warfare!!!!

hey Aily, I am not from Chibbi, I come from a place unknown to mankind

It was. Apparently, this is some sort of rebellion. But fear not, as we will have the troops ready at a moment's notice if necessary.

I chibbi rebellion? That should be...ah...interesting...

(-mei)

*finally returns from his campaign against the dwarves*

oh wtf.... i finally finish decimating those bearded midgets and these people in Chibbi try to invade the castle.... and there were reports they were on drugs while doing it?!

*eyes start to glow*

i think maybe we should pay these fools a visit....

*get distracted by a basket of persimmons*

but first.... mmmmm....

Good ol' persimmons.

The Chibis are not being too much of an annoyance (yet), though they did invade the castle without proper warning/introduction. There's no need to stir up anything for now, I think, although it's never good to wait until it's too late . . . *thinks*

Nonetheless, perhaps we should go visit them in Spam Central some time later this week to wreck havoc bring them a few blessings.

*A poof sound is heard and a little red paper appears and falls to the floor. Written in gilded letters at the top of the paper are the following words: READ IF YOU DARE, a message from the Chibi Court Healer to the Queendom*



*The red paper explodes leaving a crater in the royal court hall and injures those in proximity to the blast*

(Btw, where did the spoiler tag go?)

*walks into court hall*

My, my, what a mess. I suppose it's time to put my research to good use.

*quickly draws a circle to perform a transmutation*

There we go. Good as new. Alchemy is so handy. Why didn't I try to learn it earlier?

*goes back to library*

*walks in*

wtf... they invade our castle... and now bomb it... well i guess its time for me to start hunting and torturing chibbis, not so much for information but for fun. i think it is time not just for war, i'm talking complete and utter genocide.

*notices the transmutation circle and turns to the queen*

when did you learn to do that? have you been reading my books?

Well, you're rather busy and sometimes you leave one here and there. And some of them have a tendency to drop from your hands every time you see a persimmon or two. I've been thumbing through the ones on the dresser in our chambers and a few others in the library.

Oh hurray! Sensei has taken a liking to alchemy as well. It really is quite handy to know it. ^^

*falling pops his head the hole in the roof*
Hey, did someone say something about another rebellion? Can I pitch in? Haven't seen much legit. action around here much... Am I still employed? Or have I been relieved of my duties?

Anyway... I'm still in the town lookin' for a place to set up after all this is over, so call me up or something if I'm needed. (not here much though... stupid school, need of sleep...)

Oh yeah, I picked up a few more toys I need to show you guys. *drops a grenade on the floor with the pin still in) Confetti Grenade. It explodes with bright light and loud noise. Leaves a confetti shower behind. See ya. *falling withdraws and dissapears*

{This place has really slowed as of late. Valentine's is coming around. Isn't that when the next wedding is...?}

That's what I need to know, too... >_9

Are we still waiting for the Prince's parents to (re)surface? Is that the hold-up, mei wonders...?

9_9 I suppose... I juss can't see why we can't get married sooner! >_<

*overhears the conversation*

yeah fine do whatever you want, i have more pressing matters to worry about... unless you haven't heard there was an attack on the castle by crazed chibbi militants....

*wanders off whilst muttering*

... Fine then! I'm getting married next week...

The safety of the country does come first on the royal agendas, Angel dear.

*mutters under her breath* If this had been taken in hand earlier, the Prince's kingdom could assist us, but noooo...

As you can clearly see, dear, the Prince can't be here all the time, therefore it would be most efficient to just take care of things ourselves. I do not think we really need external assistance with this current matter either.

*sighs* Be it so... 9_9

*Pops out infront of the queen*
Sorry to intrude but I would like to appologise for the eirlyer, Uh, Mix up.
The note wasnt ment to exsplode, Just smolder....

I would also like to request a metting at the old HQ of the chibbi-dom...
I would also like to remind the Queendom that we are not wishing to start a war.. We only want peace..
All that we ask is to have our freedom....

I am a mesenger from the new chibbi-dom....
That is all..

Thank you your Magesty for your mst precious time...

*Pops out again..*

*phases in* Hello I'm one the princess's of the Chibi-dom and I'm here to tell you I'm extremely sorry for what happened eariler, Telepika acted without the queens, my or my sister's consent, I can only ask you accept our apologises and consider the meeting *heals all ot the people injured in the explosion* this is part of my apology, we will help repair any damage caused, I'm deeply sorry for any trouble caused *phases out*

i would advise that we take this meeting, however i would also advise that under no circumstances should we meet them at their designated site. a neutral site should be found, that way there is a lower chance of duplicitous actions by either side.... perhaps the fairies know of a place, they are almost as old this world.

*roayl horns play as i enter the room and clear my throat* excuse me queen i am the queen of the chibis and i offer my deepest apologies we truly would like a meeting so we may call a truce and we will meet at any spot that is controlled by neither our side or yours and if i may ask that only our royal courts show such as the princes/princesses etc once again i deeply apoligize we have made sure that telepika doesn't try anything like this again please contact monkey with the details
thank you all for giving us a chance

How do you find the time or room to breathe? That was one huge sentence.

it is still my opinion that a neutral site should be used in this meeting. if any the more militant factions of the chibi were to attack their leader during a meeting, we would surely be at an all out civil war in a matter of moments. it seems that this queen of theirs has little control over her subordinates, and it is my opinion that we should not open ourselves to further implications of guilt.

the fairy have told me a place controlled by a being of infinite power, yet no ambition. it is a being with only one purpose, to operate a site where meetings can occur. no violent actions can occur within his walls, or so the legends state, and all transgressors will be "handled" by this being. i will have to find out more about this site and this being before we can continue however.

*falls in through hole in roof* A being of infinite power, huh. Sounds... interesting. *looks up* I think it's time I patched this up... *transmutes the hole in the ceiling away*

I would like to be of some use to you guys. What can I do to assist the Royal Court in this war/farce?

Ahh, it seems we have a candidate for that neutral location. The fairies are so helpful.

*is looking through opera glasses on a random balcony*

Hmm . . . it seems like the Chibi-dom has built up a resistance force. Doesn't look like a truce to me.

I'm a Gun for hire

But I saw that you have already made the same proposition to the opposition, therefore, for confidentiality reasons, we cannot hire you.

I take no side unless i'm hired, there for i'm still nutural.
But hay don't trust the merserany, i'll be on the side if you change your mind, ne?

that and we have not had the best experiences with mercenaries in the past, i think we should only use our own forces from now on.

*dissapears into the shadows in a spit of flame*
We shall see

*wonders how it is possible to disappear into the shadows while simultaneously illuminating one's self with flame*

I combust then i slowly burn out then slowly vanish into then shadows

but that just defeats the whole point of slinking away into the shadows... its like turning on a neon sign that says "LOOK I'M RIGHT HERE" and then trying to hide.

Thats the whole point then in the shadows i move so i'm not in the orgional sopt that i was in.....*hic*

But if it's lit up even just the tiniest bit, we'd be able to see the direction in which you move.

But at that point i have become one with the shadows

Is phoenix drunk? All that "hic"-ing is making mei wonder...

That would explain the strange behavior/logic, though. Well, partially...

well partly, here i am a drunken wreak(recovering alcholic)<--not really
I can't explain my elaps or stupidy in logic or emotion. I am who i am.

Perhaps phoenix should simply exit through the door labelled "EXIT"--that may be easier. Probably faster, too.

*crying on the inside*
maby i will, i need to go 2 sleep