*comes into the throne room to see King and Prince*

Ahh, finally, the moment of truth.

*slinks into the throne room with a doom cloud over her head* this one apologizes for her absence of late... there were some...vermin she had to take care of on a personal timecard...

*grumbles to self*

so what have i missed? O_o

*is a bit taken back for a second. He could've sworn that he'd proven himslef worhty of the Princess' hand already. But he'd sworn to himself that he woudl do so again and again if he needed.*

Alright...*set the bags of food down and then walks over, then takes a seat*

Edit - *notices that Tokage has arrived* Ahh! Royal Exorcist! Would you be a dear and take the food I just brought home here to the kicthen for me? *points to the bags of food next to him* I would take it there myself but it seems dad wants to talk with me...

Formalities, dear Prince. Not to worry, for I am sure that you will be able to take on whatever my King may put you up against.

*covers eyes* Hoo boy.... this'll be fun...

*pours both he and the prince a drink*

so... what kind of plans do you have for after the wedding? well not immediately after, i have no need to hear about "those" plans... i mean i'm sure your own kingdom would want their new princess and future queen to spend time there...

also where are these mysterious parents of yours? i have yet to meet them...

*takes a sip from his glass*

*clears throat* Not bad...

*bows neatly* of course, dear prince. *toddles off to the kitchen*

As for our plans after the wedding. *grins at the thought of right after the wedding. Clears his throat and the smile fades*...We have not really discussed those yet. I imagine that after the honeymoon we shall return to my country to take on our responsiblities as rulers.
As for the issue of my parents...*his demenor becomes somber* I'm afraid that you will not meet them, for both are dead...My father was killed while aiding a neighboring kingdom in battle. As for my mother...her death I shall not discuss for it certainly isn't something to be disussing...
So I admit it, I have been away from my kingdom when I'm the only hier to the throne. But I had left my royal council in charge, as I trust all of them. You may call me either very trusting or very stupid, but it matters to me not. I wouldn't care what i am called, so long as I can have your daughter's hand in marriage...

*has briefly returned from researching within the libraries* So how's it going?

*looks at her watch* Oh dear, meeting in 45 mins... >_<

*turns to the Prince*

If your parents are no longer among the living, then who were the two people we met the other day, the ones you claimed to be your parents? As far as I know, they are still here in the castle somewhere, unless something has happened between then and now . . .

>_< Not good... not good...

*whilst the king and the prince are speaking, one of the roboninjas escorts bill and ted into the throne room*

Roboninja: here are the two youths from the operation...

Bill: ted... this place is so medievally...

Ted: whoa...

Roboninja: *in a whispered tone* i think they're on the marijuana, sir

w... no i think they're just "special"

*looks towards bill and ted*

gentlemen, thank you very much for crushing my adversary... please enjoy my hospitality... stay as long as you wish, my servants are at your service as well. though i would like to take a look at that phone booth of yours....

Bill: wow... is that you rufus?

Ted: look bill its one of those princess babes...

*ted points to bling*

B&T: EXCELLENT!!! [insert air guitaring here]

w... i have a feeling i'll like you guys.

*turns to the roboninja*

please get these two "gentlemen" settled in immediately

Umm...*curses to self under breath* I was figuring since the server swap had erased any posts about them they had become null and viod, so I could start afresh and say they were no longer on this mortal coil...
Gah! >.<

Princess babes? *pulls out katana* Come and get it...

Now, now, Prince . . . just because something is gone does not mean that it did not once exist.

But I shall overlook this issue. It is apparent that if you are desperate enough to bring in faux parents, then you must be very desperate for this union to occur.

*confiscates Princess' katanas for the moment* Go sit down, dear.

This isn't going right, is it? >_<

*turns back to the prince*

hmm... your tale is quite troubling to hear. yet the queen does bring up a good point... damn i wish i hadn't broken the truth-o-meter 5000.... i'll tell you what, once we find these people that are within our walls, we will sit down with them and question them. if all is on the up and up, i will dispatch a strike force and decimate your enemies, regicide should not be taken lighty. however if there are inconsistencies..... well lets just hope there aren't any.

*nods somlenly* I understand sir...I do apologize for breaking both your's and the queen's trust in this matter. You have no idea how much it pains me to think that there must be further questioning, but if that is what you wish, then so be it.
*looks over to the princess, a small smiel coming back to his face* She is worth it..

personally i dislike this aspect of my job as well, but i am bound by my duties to the throne to conduct such an inquiry... please understand that this isn't anything personal.

*presses the summon Armstrong button on his chair. Armstrong comes running in*

Major, there are two people roaming within our walls... find them and bring them here... don't use force unless it is aboslutely necessary.

Armstrong: yes sir!!

*Armstrong dashes off*

*is pretty darned close to flying off the handle*

That's great, Dad... now can I get married, or what?!!?

Impatience is not a virtue. What have I taught you about manners now, dear child? Please calm yourself.

*bows obediently* Yes, ma'am...

*turns to the princess*

the sooner we get this cleared up, the sooner we can discuss the wedding....

*sighs, then bows again* Yes, sir...

Wow... all the changes... new avvies, sigs... I feel so... /unupdated/!

Sorry for my absence... my life took a busy turn.

^^;

Well, since I'm at school and technically not supposed to be here... bye!

Anytime, M'lady!

Sooo, on with the show... Dad, approvest thou?

(argh i really don't want to have to think up a good stageplay right now. so...)

*Armstrong comes running in*

Armstrong: Sir, there is a matter that requires your personal attention within the Persimmon Kingdom. It seems there is a splinter faction of the dwarves that are planning a revolt against you...

*shakes fist angrily*

dwarves... damned bearded midgets...

*turns to bling*

sorry my dear but i have matters to attend to... i'll be home by tomarrow night and we'll settle this once and for all. i promise.

*grabs all of his anti-dwarf plans and fades out*

*gives a fake smile* No prob, Daddy-o...

*walks out of the throne room and contemplates on stabbing herself...*

Dear Princess, if you dare pull a "Romeo & Juliet" (two of the biggest morons in Shakespeare, I dare say) on me, then I threaten to disown you. It's for your own good.

*re-sheathes the katana* I was only checking the sparkle! Honest!

*quietly walks up behidn the princess and wraps his arms about her* Hon...Please don't joke around like that with your mother. Also, we need to trust your father's judgment in this manner. Though it is unfortant that this cannot be resolved tonight, we must keep hope about it love. *gives the princess a light kiss*

*lets out an impatient sigh* It's juss getting on my nerves... how hard is it to say 'yes'?

You are a royal figure. Things are not meant to be easy for you.

Yeah, I thought so...

*healer wanders in, notices princess' distress, says in passing* Your struggle will only make the final victory sweeter. *and wanders out again*

*sigh* So true... heck, I juss wanna get the ceremony over and then- *claps hands over mouth*

*a smirk comes across the prince's face and he holds the princess a little bit closer to him* I'm not even going to comment on that love..

Please, say no more, we get the general idea. Er, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the library, my dears, should you need me for anything.

*quickly takes her leave*

the captain thinks the chastity belt needs to make its comeback.

But I don't wanna wear it... *evil grin*

Those things? I used several on my troops before that revolt... I have to pay that old super-guy some cash for that idea... *juggles four bars of gold bullion* I wonder if he has it patented it yet. Then I'll really have to pay him.

Guard: WHAT DID SAY ABOUT THE KING!? How dare you... I'll make sure to report this. *turns to some other guards* Lets kick this punk out. *they kick falling out the front gate*

Idiotic Soldier: We'll make sure you lose your job! Then you'll be homeless and and poor and...

Other guards: SHUT UP.

OK. That was interesting. *looks to town* Oh yeah! That ramen shop... I'd better look around for a place to set up shop. Least I'll be ready once this war is over. Now let me see... *walks toward town*

Ohhhh... a chastity belt... ::shakes head:: I'm glad /I/ don't have to wear one of those! I would DIE!

I should probably shutup now, ne?

(w... you missed the magic chasity belt of infinite locks period.... that was great... maybe it should make a mysterious comeback....)

{I wonder who will be the next victim?}

*walks into a ramen restaurant* Hi. Give me your best bowl of stuff. *chef hands falling a bowl of ramen* Thanks. *eats all contents, looks dissapointed* (generic recipe, with a few other things. nothing special)
How do they manage... (seventh place, same thing. i expected too much) *gets sake and check from waitress, pays up, then leaves*

*walks outside, looks around*
Now where am I gonna sleep...? *continues to wander the town*

I'm putting my foot down and I'm saying "NOOO!" to chasity belts...

Sorry, Queen Mum, I know this is double-posting, but I had to resurrect this thing once and for all...

*Unknown person pops out of nowhere*

Hi, did any of you by chance stop by the Chibi-dom thread?...

*Vanishes from sight*

(Hehehe. Hopefully I'll get some interesting responses now.)

Yay, Go chibbi!!!

Wow, Wasn't this dead?

hahahahahaha, wait what was dead? and where am I? who the hell are you? and what are you doing in my bedroom?

First: This thread
Second: here..
Third: Me or Monkey..
Fourth: Im not, Im invading your dream..

WOOOOOOOOOOoo