Full Version: The Official Royal Thread Of The Queendom
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Yay! Finally! See, now we can be in the castle together and chuck tean at the throne help out the Queendom. ^^
*freezes the confetti in the air then makes it slowly float down*
Sir Nasser, let it go DOWN! 
*speed the confetti until its stopped by the floor*
*approving nod* Well done...
*set up a stage that appeared from somewhere a starts a dance party*
*starts dancing to the music*
* 20092350423975430985 Hours later falls into a coma from exhaughtion, and dehydration...*
*starts dancing to the music*
* 20092350423975430985 Hours later falls into a coma from exhaughtion, and dehydration...*
*takes a remote and turns off the hideous music still playing...*
*Picks comatised body of Nasser*
Body peices for sale!!!
*Sells of peices of Nasser and makes an incredible ammount of money*
Body peices for sale!!!
*Sells of peices of Nasser and makes an incredible ammount of money*
*gives Sir Le Monkey the "look"* Not on my watch, you don't...
Ok,Ok, I'll leave the rest of his body at the local hospital, Ok?
*still pouting* And you think that's okay with me, do you?
Oh, Go on. I wont chop any more bits off.
Plaese!!!
P.s. Where did 'Sir' come from, Im all happy now. *feels smug*
Plaese!!!
P.s. Where did 'Sir' come from, Im all happy now. *feels smug*
It's the nicest way to address someone not of royal blood...
Aww, Thanks. Thats the first time I have ever been called ' Sir'
Thanks Bling.
*Walks off with cart*
Bye!!
Thanks Bling.
*Walks off with cart*
Bye!!
*after some time armstrong comes running back in*
Armstrong: we have a green light, my lord. the preparations have been made.
*looks up from assembling a large cylindrical device*
very well, have the royal airship move to these coordinates. i'll be leading alpha team myself. stay here, don't worry the rest of the court with any of this. if they ask i'm in the persimmon lands.
Armstrong: Sir, I must request to join you in this operation.
no this a stealth op, and sorry Alex but there's nothing stealthy about a giant 7 foot tall guy the size of a bear.
*Armstrong is all anime dejected lookin*
cheer up man, when i get back we'll go out to the bar or something. plus i need you here to help me maintain a cover, there's no need to worry my wife with this.
Armstrong: ok.... I mean yes, sir.
*grabs the device he was working on and fades out. reappears at a small village not far from the fort. walks into a nondescript hut filled with roboninjas*
gentlemen... we have hostiles attempting to frame our nation and start war. i want nothing at the strike zone left alive, is that understood?
Roboninjas: YES SIR!!!
*a cloaked figure comes running into the hut*
Cloaked Figure: sir, we have reports of a battle ensuing at the strike zone...
hmmm... i guess their plans have run into a snag... very well we will capitolize on this.
CF: sir, it seems that some of the combatants are our own men that are attempting to stop the mercenary's plans.
this does complicate things... very well.
*turns to the ninjas*
this operation has now gone from a stealth mission to an extraction. make your presence known and any who move against us still shall be stuck down. we will extract any loyal men remaining and continue as planned from there.
*turns back to CF*
inform the other teams as well, then resume cover and await further instructions.
*CF bows and leaves. transmutes a crate of assault rifles. turns back to the ninjas once more*
this is a show of force, we will be using these rifles. now arm yourselves and meet me at the fort.
*fades out and reappears within the walls of the fort. there is a frantic battle around him. clap! a sudden thunderous boom is heard. the soldiers notice him, some start to try to rush him while others try to prevent them; a few attempt to run away. puts on headset*
kill all who attempt to escape, they are either against us or deserters; either way they don't to deserve to live.
*suddenly the ninja strike teams appear out of thin air join the fray. the king begins to walk towards the main fort itself, slicing down any opposition with his katana along the way. upon reaching the fort, a figure approaches from the shadows. *
i would reconcider that if i were you...
*the figure jumps out the shadows swinging a katana at him; only to have every blow blocked and to be kicked in the chest, sending the figure flying back 10 feet. notices the markings on his uniform*
a captain i see... where is the mercenary? there's no point in protecting him. just tell me where he is and i'll....
*senses the philosopher's stone, right as the captain transmutes a fireball at him. as the flames explode are around him they are absorbed into the philosopher's stone necklace leaving the king unscathed.*
very nice technique.... for a retard that is.
*opens his hand and telekinetically takes the philosopher's stone from the captain and places it into his pocket*
what are you gonna do now? throw a shoe at me? that would be just as effective...
*there is a sudden look of terror within the captains eyes, he turns and starts to run away*
argh... why do they always try to run away? like that ever works...
*pulls out his handgun and is about to shoot the fleeing captain; when suddenly a phone booth falls out of the sky and crushes the captain*
ok.... never expected that one....
*most of the soldiers notice this and stop fighting out of shock, allowing the ninjas to just mow down the traitors without any opposition. a team of ninjas surround the phone booth, rifle leveled and ready to fire*
hold your fire...
*two youths step out of the phone booth*
Youth #1: ted, i don't think this is ancient china...
Ted: whoa... i think you're right bill.
hey, you two... i think you had best come with me.
Bill: is that you rufus?
who the hell is rufus?! listen kid, just come with me; this place is gonna be vapors soon...
T&B: EXCELLENT!! [insert air guitaring here]
yes, yes excellent indeed.... NINJAS!!! secure the phone booth and escort these two along with our troops to the extraction site
*pulls out the large device from before out of his robes. begins to set a timer on it*
let's see how these guys like a good old fashion hydrogen bomb. i wonder where that traitorous mercenary is? oh well he won't be able to outrun the shockwave anyways.
*a ninja approaches the king*
Roboninja: sir the airship has arrived and the village has been evacuated.
load everyone at the extraction site onto the airship are prepare for immediate departure. the bomb will go off in 5 minutes, i want the airship out of the 30 mile blast radius in 2.
Roboninja: we're ready to depart now, sir.
good... then i'll see you boys back at the castle.
*fades out*
Armstrong: we have a green light, my lord. the preparations have been made.
*looks up from assembling a large cylindrical device*
very well, have the royal airship move to these coordinates. i'll be leading alpha team myself. stay here, don't worry the rest of the court with any of this. if they ask i'm in the persimmon lands.
Armstrong: Sir, I must request to join you in this operation.
no this a stealth op, and sorry Alex but there's nothing stealthy about a giant 7 foot tall guy the size of a bear.
*Armstrong is all anime dejected lookin*
cheer up man, when i get back we'll go out to the bar or something. plus i need you here to help me maintain a cover, there's no need to worry my wife with this.
Armstrong: ok.... I mean yes, sir.
*grabs the device he was working on and fades out. reappears at a small village not far from the fort. walks into a nondescript hut filled with roboninjas*
gentlemen... we have hostiles attempting to frame our nation and start war. i want nothing at the strike zone left alive, is that understood?
Roboninjas: YES SIR!!!
*a cloaked figure comes running into the hut*
Cloaked Figure: sir, we have reports of a battle ensuing at the strike zone...
hmmm... i guess their plans have run into a snag... very well we will capitolize on this.
CF: sir, it seems that some of the combatants are our own men that are attempting to stop the mercenary's plans.
this does complicate things... very well.
*turns to the ninjas*
this operation has now gone from a stealth mission to an extraction. make your presence known and any who move against us still shall be stuck down. we will extract any loyal men remaining and continue as planned from there.
*turns back to CF*
inform the other teams as well, then resume cover and await further instructions.
*CF bows and leaves. transmutes a crate of assault rifles. turns back to the ninjas once more*
this is a show of force, we will be using these rifles. now arm yourselves and meet me at the fort.
*fades out and reappears within the walls of the fort. there is a frantic battle around him. clap! a sudden thunderous boom is heard. the soldiers notice him, some start to try to rush him while others try to prevent them; a few attempt to run away. puts on headset*
kill all who attempt to escape, they are either against us or deserters; either way they don't to deserve to live.
*suddenly the ninja strike teams appear out of thin air join the fray. the king begins to walk towards the main fort itself, slicing down any opposition with his katana along the way. upon reaching the fort, a figure approaches from the shadows. *
i would reconcider that if i were you...
*the figure jumps out the shadows swinging a katana at him; only to have every blow blocked and to be kicked in the chest, sending the figure flying back 10 feet. notices the markings on his uniform*
a captain i see... where is the mercenary? there's no point in protecting him. just tell me where he is and i'll....
*senses the philosopher's stone, right as the captain transmutes a fireball at him. as the flames explode are around him they are absorbed into the philosopher's stone necklace leaving the king unscathed.*
very nice technique.... for a retard that is.
*opens his hand and telekinetically takes the philosopher's stone from the captain and places it into his pocket*
what are you gonna do now? throw a shoe at me? that would be just as effective...
*there is a sudden look of terror within the captains eyes, he turns and starts to run away*
argh... why do they always try to run away? like that ever works...
*pulls out his handgun and is about to shoot the fleeing captain; when suddenly a phone booth falls out of the sky and crushes the captain*
ok.... never expected that one....
*most of the soldiers notice this and stop fighting out of shock, allowing the ninjas to just mow down the traitors without any opposition. a team of ninjas surround the phone booth, rifle leveled and ready to fire*
hold your fire...
*two youths step out of the phone booth*
Youth #1: ted, i don't think this is ancient china...
Ted: whoa... i think you're right bill.
hey, you two... i think you had best come with me.
Bill: is that you rufus?
who the hell is rufus?! listen kid, just come with me; this place is gonna be vapors soon...
T&B: EXCELLENT!! [insert air guitaring here]
yes, yes excellent indeed.... NINJAS!!! secure the phone booth and escort these two along with our troops to the extraction site
*pulls out the large device from before out of his robes. begins to set a timer on it*
let's see how these guys like a good old fashion hydrogen bomb. i wonder where that traitorous mercenary is? oh well he won't be able to outrun the shockwave anyways.
*a ninja approaches the king*
Roboninja: sir the airship has arrived and the village has been evacuated.
load everyone at the extraction site onto the airship are prepare for immediate departure. the bomb will go off in 5 minutes, i want the airship out of the 30 mile blast radius in 2.
Roboninja: we're ready to depart now, sir.
good... then i'll see you boys back at the castle.
*fades out*
Wow, And I thaught I was quite good at RPG.!!!!!
:Wow face:
:Wow face:
::gasps:: Did I hear Bill and Ted? The most excellent of excellencies?! 
Persimmon King, you truely have my respect... you cannot go wrong with Bill and Ted in an action packed RP such as yours... ^^ Even if they are randomly placed and serve no point except to be brutally blown into oblivion by a bomb... ::sniffs::
Persimmon King, you truely have my respect... you cannot go wrong with Bill and Ted in an action packed RP such as yours... ^^ Even if they are randomly placed and serve no point except to be brutally blown into oblivion by a bomb... ::sniffs::
bill and ted? oh those to kids from that phone booth... oh no they're on their way to the castle now via the airship...
Meh, okay... just observing...
O~kay then...
Bill and Ted! Excellent! Who wants to be Mr. The Kid? :D
This isn't making sense...
Exactly! Ahahaha! XD
Sis! Shouldn't you be practicing alchemy instead?
Okay! =D
*tranmutes a paper clip*
*tranmutes a paper clip*
Sis! That's not good enough!
*transmutes a bigger paper clip* Now?
*exasperated* SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!! 
Fine. u_u *transmutes a life size replica of nee-san out of stone*
*walk into the room, feeling lost and wondering where everyone is at???*
[minutes before the A-bomb explosion]
*is sitting against the wall* Crap. *tosses aside a glass vial* Not enough antidote...
*an explosion occurs and the white-haired man falls though ceiling*
*glares at the man* Don't take my signature move.
Man: Here. *tosses falling a vial of antidote* A force from the Queendom arrived and is attempting to rescue your loyal troops. Your Commanding Officer was recently hit by a telephone booth.
A telephone both? Where'd they get that antique? And no attempt to even check if I'm alive?
Man: No clue. Your CO sent a message to the Queendom saying you were invading another country, so they believe you to be a traitor. Also, check this out. *tosses falling a disc. falling accesses video images of the telephone booth and watches Bill and Ted walk out* Men from the 20th century. Also, the leader of the Queendom forces plans on nuking this place in two minutes.
O_o I guess this world is really that strange... wait. He's using a nuke? That's a problem... So, do you have it?
Man: *looks at falling strangely* Yes, but why? *pulls out a green gemstone.
Jus hand the seed to me. *the man tosses the green seed to falling. falling procedes to grab the man by his long strands of hair in front of his face*
Man: HEY! What are you doing!? You know how long it took me to do this?
Just shut up. *a blue aura surrounds them both*
*moments later, the nuclear explosion occurs. a blue light is seen for a moment, then fades*
@Bling and defining: When are you guys gonna start planning the wedding? This place seems like its gonna calm down a bit, so it'd be nice to have another event going. Just a thought...
*is sitting against the wall* Crap. *tosses aside a glass vial* Not enough antidote...
*an explosion occurs and the white-haired man falls though ceiling*
*glares at the man* Don't take my signature move.
Man: Here. *tosses falling a vial of antidote* A force from the Queendom arrived and is attempting to rescue your loyal troops. Your Commanding Officer was recently hit by a telephone booth.
A telephone both? Where'd they get that antique? And no attempt to even check if I'm alive?
Man: No clue. Your CO sent a message to the Queendom saying you were invading another country, so they believe you to be a traitor. Also, check this out. *tosses falling a disc. falling accesses video images of the telephone booth and watches Bill and Ted walk out* Men from the 20th century. Also, the leader of the Queendom forces plans on nuking this place in two minutes.
O_o I guess this world is really that strange... wait. He's using a nuke? That's a problem... So, do you have it?
Man: *looks at falling strangely* Yes, but why? *pulls out a green gemstone.
Jus hand the seed to me. *the man tosses the green seed to falling. falling procedes to grab the man by his long strands of hair in front of his face*
Man: HEY! What are you doing!? You know how long it took me to do this?
Just shut up. *a blue aura surrounds them both*
*moments later, the nuclear explosion occurs. a blue light is seen for a moment, then fades*
@Bling and defining: When are you guys gonna start planning the wedding? This place seems like its gonna calm down a bit, so it'd be nice to have another event going. Just a thought...
*shrugs* As soon as his parents and mine approve of it, I guess we'll both be good to go... 
We still have not had that meeting yet.
*hands up* Hey, not my fault...
Well, we kind of did. *shifts eyes* My parents were here, but then the entire log of our discussion with them had gotten erased. I'm guesstimating due to the server change. >.<
Ach, they're a pretty carefree bunch, I'm sure they'd approve of it.
Ach, they're a pretty carefree bunch, I'm sure they'd approve of it.
Well, then . . . you kids have my permission, though the Princess should ask her father as well, just for formalities.
Woo-hoo! Thanks mom! *gives the Queen a hug, then realizes what he's doing and quickly regains composure*
*clears his throat a little* I totally understand your reasoning behind the Princess asking her father about it as well and I trust your judgement in this matter.
*clears his throat a little* I totally understand your reasoning behind the Princess asking her father about it as well and I trust your judgement in this matter.
(sorry for barging in) It' is late and my eyes don't work, as I read that as " You kids have my persimmons" *need a forum break...?
QUOTE(Goldfish @ Feb 1 2005, 01:35 AM)
(sorry for barging in) It' is late and my eyes don't work, as I read that as " You kids have my persimmons" *need a forum break...?
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They probably do, too. There's more than a few missing in the fruit bowl. Hmm . . . we have a persimmon thief in our midst . . .
So has anyone seen Dad yet?
*drops in the throne room*
Great. I'll be around soon... >_> Can't show yet though.
I'm pretty sure someone is hunting for my head... if not its bound to happen soon with all my mischeivous little trips around here.
@defining: Really? That's unfortunate. Oh well, guess I'll be left in the dark about them.
Oh yeah, give this to the King. *transmutes a table and places a note on it* It's asking if that array around this castle can be broken in any way. I think that could save us some trouble later on. Oh, I was never here to begin with. See ya. *seemingly dissapears into thin air, along with the table. the note falls to the ground*
Everyone is taking my move... *a tean bag falls on the throne*
SEE!?
Great. I'll be around soon...
>_> Can't show yet though.I'm pretty sure someone is hunting for my head... if not its bound to happen soon with all my mischeivous little trips around here.
@defining: Really? That's unfortunate. Oh well, guess I'll be left in the dark about them.
Oh yeah, give this to the King. *transmutes a table and places a note on it* It's asking if that array around this castle can be broken in any way. I think that could save us some trouble later on. Oh, I was never here to begin with. See ya. *seemingly dissapears into thin air, along with the table. the note falls to the ground*
Everyone is taking my move... *a tean bag falls on the throne* SEE!?
So, you're the king, eh?
Yes?
Ok
DIE!
Yes?
Ok
DIE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats the best one I've heard all day! Go put in the Humor Thread if you want. Now YOU die. (just kidding)
The King is Hitokiri, second only to Quistis, the Queen. Killing either of them is next to impossible. I wouldn't try it, and neither should you. It'll be bad for your health.
The King is Hitokiri, second only to Quistis, the Queen. Killing either of them is next to impossible. I wouldn't try it, and neither should you. It'll be bad for your health.
QUOTE(alchemist x @ Feb 1 2005, 06:45 PM)
So, you're the king, eh?
Yes?
Ok
DIE!
Yes?
Ok
DIE!
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Do you mean Falling Man? If you are, he's not the king. (Unless the seat of power shifted while I was gone?
)*chucks M&Ms at the throne*
*walks in, notices the tean and m&m's on the throne*
what the.....? ok someone clean this up...
*keeps walking and almost slips on the note*
wtf?! who left this paper here?! someone could have slipped and sued the ever loving crap out of us....
*snaps his fingers and the note bursts into flames. walks over to the royal buffet table and picks up some persimmons*
what the.....? ok someone clean this up...
*keeps walking and almost slips on the note*
wtf?! who left this paper here?! someone could have slipped and sued the ever loving crap out of us....
*snaps his fingers and the note bursts into flames. walks over to the royal buffet table and picks up some persimmons*
6_6 So does this mean you're not gonna let me get married anytime soon?
*looks up from his newspaper*
well i have no objections... though me and the prince do need to have a nice little sit down in the near future before any plans are finalized.
[insert semi-sinister smile here]
well i have no objections... though me and the prince do need to have a nice little sit down in the near future before any plans are finalized.
[insert semi-sinister smile here]
Okay...
*walks in, a bag of persimmons in one hand and a bag of various cooking ingredients in the other*
Hello everyone...I hope eveyone's hungry cause I'm cooking tonight...
*looks to the King and nods* Hello. you will be pleased to knwo that I'm making persimmon pie for desert.
*looks to the princess and smiles warmly* Hey hon!
Hello everyone...I hope eveyone's hungry cause I'm cooking tonight...
*looks to the King and nods* Hello. you will be pleased to knwo that I'm making persimmon pie for desert.
*looks to the princess and smiles warmly* Hey hon!
*once again looks up from his paper. notices the prince. transmutes a chair next to himself*
it seems we need to have a little chat... just to make sure you are fit for my little girl here....
*gestures to the seat next to him*
have a seat...
*grins*
it seems we need to have a little chat... just to make sure you are fit for my little girl here....
*gestures to the seat next to him*
have a seat...
*grins*
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