*screams her way back through the spiders and dashes to the queen's side, hiding behind her*

this one has returned...the troops have been briefed and are awaiting your next command just outside the barracks beyond the tunnels. they commend you on your playful wickedness.

*gives big watery-eyed pleading look at the queen and vizier*

but...please don't send this one back in there again until the spiders have been eradicated... T_____T

*turns to the exorcist*

you know the spiders are an illusion right?

*pats the Exorcist on the head*

There, there. Now, why don't you go wait for the others in the centre of the courtyard, dear? *grins*

*lets the Prince out of the closet* I'm done, sweetheart...

*cling-suru* but they LOOK so real, sir! T___T your illusions are quite convincing... *lip trembles* this one hates spiders so very much... real or not...

*slowly releases the queen's leg and slinks to the center of the courtyard, frequently peering over her shoulders to look for more spiders*

so...what happens now...? *sits in the middle of the yard, wrapping her tails around her feet*

*looks down at watch*

man this is taking too long...

*cranks up the alarm in the princess's room to maxium volume*

ok there's NO WAY they can withstand that for more than 10 secs.

0_0;;; Tails?

*covers ears* Oh crap... >_<

MRGACKK!!! *falls out onto the floor, some of the clothes falling on top of him. He gazes up to the princess and smiles a little*
You know...aisde from the insistent alarm that going off and the fact that my ears are nearly bleeding because of it, this woudl be a perfect moment....Anyways, are we going to evacuate now?

* kisses the Prince and helps him up* Oh, my poor darling! Fine, fine, we'll evac...

*twitch* WHO ARE YOU SAYING IS A REPTILIAN WEIRDO WITH EXTRA APPENDAGES LIKE A MUTANT SNAKE????

*blinkblink* oh, my... *looks around* where did that come from? this one thought someone was making fun of her tails...

((yes, bling...'tokage' means lizard... heh, i'm not human. XD human's no fun!))

0_0 Why are you a reptile, Lady Exorcist, pray tell? <Ne~, son'na! Kakko warui da you ne~...>

*checks pda once again*

ok quis they're coming.... i'm glad i didn't have to smoke em out......

*draws an array on the ground under them*

ok.... i got our escape all set

Ahh, wonderful. But since I took the time to make that special order, let's stay for the entire show and escape at the last possible minute.

*proudly* this one is descendent from a line of chimera that were to be executed decades ago after a failed experiment with the cross-breeding of different breeds of reptiles to create amphibious human hybrids to be used for aquatic battle. *flicks tails* why did you think this one stuck to the ceiling and high places so often? this one is part gecko, after all... *begins to count off fingers* this one is also part salamander, komodo, and a little bit of gila monster, as well. *playfully sticks out forked tongue* is that troubling to you, princess?

((ya~~ tokage wa chou kakkoi da na~! suki da yo! XD))

*gently takes hold of the princess' hand and then heads out of the door. Expecting to find the hydra and spiders still there, he's rather suprised to find nothing is there at all.*
What the?...That's odd...Anyways my love, to the courtyard as we had orignally planned!

*is worried as the alarm becomes silent as she and the Prince leave the bedroom*

Somehow, darling, I'm thinking this is a bad idea...

*stops and looks to her*

Perhaps you are right..but still I don't know what it is..but I feel like I'm being called to the courtyard...

*looks down at pda*

oh wtf?! they stopped moving..... ok time for a sudden shock..

quis... i'm gonna forced em into here in. get ready.

*closes his eyes, concentrates, and teleports to the prince and princess to the courtyard enterance. with a wave of his hand, a telekinetic wave shoves them into the center of the courtyard.*

[telepathic message to the queen: NOW!]

*dashes away for fear of being... meh, just dashes away in fear of the vizier's plans*

*a sudden wind pushes the Prince and Princess into the courtyard with startling force...*

Oh, good grief! *lands smack on her backside* Oww!

*presses button after button on the remote control*

Got you kids now . . .

*the flammable hairspray and flamethrowers go off simultaneously, and then begins spitting columns of fire at regulated intervals, creating a ring of fire that encircles all those in the designated spot of the courtyard*

Time to bring in the party favors . . . scream for me, kids!

*a trio of freaky clowns and quintet of mimes emerge from the roaring flames, dancing about*

If this isn't scary, I don't know what else could be. I still wonder how I got that coupon for the circus. Where are the wild tamed beasts? *sees a cage* Ahh, there they are . . .

*shapeshifts into Dark Helmet and points at the prince and princess*

HA HA!!! FOOOLED YOU!!!

*roasts marshmallows over the fire rings from the safety of a nearby flying buttress*

[Good night, my sweet Prince... ]

*is aghast as the Prince has left her on her own*

0_0;;; *screams like hell as the clowns swoop down at her*

ACK! *falls over anime style and instantly falls unconsicous*

(I'm off to bed everybody. Have fun and don't forget to tip your waitresses. And I love you Bling!)

Ahh, there goes the fun . . .

Do we still need to make that escape? Now that they all seem to be sleeping/unconscious?

(I love you too, darling... take care... ... and don't let the clowns disturb your sleep... )

*puts hands together and sends out a sphere of light* Damn you all!

*eats marshmallow, puts on sunglasses to shield her eyes from the princess's ball of light*

*transmutes a katana*

Alrighty... you guys are askin' me to layeth the smacketh... now you're gonna get it!

Er, Princess, please . . . don't kill the clowns. I have to send them back where they came from in good condition, or I lose my damage deposit . . .

*turns to the queen*

well we accomplished what we came here for, i think its time for us to leave before they start to ask us for random crap and we can't leave.

*transmutes a giant photo of the royal couple holding a sign*

SIGN: You've been had by the Royal Couple... w. We will return home shortly, please repair the castle before we return.

*CLAP!!! the array on the ground activates and there is a blinding flash. everyone including the mimes, clowns and beasts are return to their respective bedrooms; with the exception of the royal couple. teleports both of them to the persimmon king's castle, which has already been remodeled by the roboninjas.*

welcome to our new castle...

*picks her up and carries her over the threshold. puts her down.*

argh all those pranks wiped me out... i'm gonna go grab a nap... how about we go find those mystical persimmons when i wake up?

*heats her mother's voice*

Wha-? Mom?

*doesn't pay attention to the clowns zooming in at her... finally sees that they're that close*

HOLY SHUBA ON A STICK!!!! *huddles*

-EDIT-

*looks up* Wha-? They're gone...

*looks around* Whooo... greaaaat! I'm the only one left to clean up... *sigh*

*puts hands together* Here goes...

Ahh, and it's a beautiful new castle . . .

Yes, dear, you need your rest. Those persimmons can wait.

*also plans to go to sleep, so as to become energized enough again to go on the mystical persimmon hunt*

*removes sunglasses, polishes off the last marshmallow, and hops down to assist in the cleanup*

*claps hands together as everything falls into place* There! Lovely!

*claps* That was very good, well done

Before you ask how i got here, im not going to tell you, try and make me tell you, he he he, you cant now so ha ha ha

*falls through the strange hole (probably left by Falling Man, wherever he is) and into the forest just outside of the the castle*

Well! At least I got out of there...

*begins to wander the forest, unsure whether to return to the castle or not. Hears a strange noise--*

Drunken garble? So it seems...*approaches the noise and sees a little man lying on his back with an empty tankard in one hand and a full tankard in the other. As he finishes the latter, he begins the drink from the former* Huh? *a light bulb flickers...* AH! The midget bartender!

*Apparently, after the midget was thrown out of the airship, he literally fell into the company of a circus troupe. For some reason, the ringmaster decided that an endless supply of alcohol circulating amongst the troup doesn't do well with performance, so the midget was abandoned at the roadside. The midget has been wandering for some time, and since he couldn't find anyone to serve the alcohol to, he served himself...*

Hmm. I can't very well leave you here, can I?

*hauls the midget to his feet and drags him along* Might as well take you back to the castle...

*wakes up to a pleasantly cleaned castle* Hopefully nothing crazy'll happen today...

*His eyes slowly flutter open. Sitting up he takes a quick a look around to see the courtyard in spick and span condition. With a small sigh he rests his head in his hands*
Ugh..what happened?...All I remember was running out here and seeing some crazy rings of fire, then there were these clowns...and some guys dressed up like Lord Helmet?
*Look up and sees the photo-cutout of the royal couple which clearly states 'You've been had! W...'*
That explains it then....

*looks through the balcony and sees the Prince in the courtyard... runs down thourgh the staircase and into his arms*

Darling!!! How are you??

*wakes up in the persimmon castle*

argh.... man last night was great... i wonder how pissed everyone is at us....

*walks downstairs. sees the roboninjas doing the underwear dance thing from Risky Business. pulls out a handgun and blows off the head of one of the roboninjas*

oh hell no.... no underwear dancing!!!! now cleans this up and then go gather intel on the remaining ape warriors in these lands. i want them all accounted for, but under no circumstances are there to be any confrontations yet.

*walks over to the dining room, sits down and starts to read the local newspaper, The Persimmon Press.*

hmmm.... i wonder where quis is... i want to go find those persimmons.

mmmmm....mystical persimmons....

[insert persimmon consumption fantasy montage here]

*smiles and embraces the princess*
I'm alright, aside from having a headache the size of Texas...Did anyone happen to catch the number on that bus?...

*kisses the Prince's forehead* Oh, no, darling!!! Did you take a pill yet?

And... what bus?

*Shakes his head a little, regaining his composure. He gives the princess a light kiss*
Oi...I'll take somethign for my head here in a little bit love...
As for the bus, it just a saying that seemed to fit here..Especially since it feels like I've been hit by one..Or my head at least ways..

*open mouth at explanation...* Ah... ohhh... okay...

*invites the Prince to sit down* You need to rest, sweetheart...

*enters with midget bartender in tow*

So...has everyone recovered from that...that...I don't know what to call that, but is everyone okay?

*went to sleep right after transmuting the stained-glass window* Srrr... -.-

*finally woke up after sleeping through the alar,, Tokage's screaming, everyone's yelling, busses (o_O?), and everything else that happened"

Ugh.. what time is it? -_o

*rubs eyes then walks downstairs"

O_O
Err.. hello Vizi- I mean, King-dad sir, yip. O_O How was your honeymoon? Enjoyable I hope.. I was just er.. when you were gone I.. umm.. erm.. >>;

*stands there awkardly mumbling incoherent sentences*

*whispers* Sis, Dad's not home yet!

*ailuro fully wakes up and realizes that he is not actually there anymore....*

*gives her sister the "look"* See what I mean?