*walks in, seeing how everyone's having fun.* Here, early wedding gift.
*chucks 'em a giant diamond* Have fun.

@mei: Thanks. I got some notes on alchemy. I'm gonna go practice for awhile.

*tosses a small phone to Ailuro* I'll be wandering the queendom for a while.
Contact me if something comes up. *walks out*

Oh, if you guys are in need of a demonslayer... *shoulders sword*
I'm your man.

Edit: 100th post. page 101. go me. *pose*

*catches the giant diamond with one hand. Nods to the merc* Thank you muchly...Of course, this now makes two giant diamonds I have in my possesion... I think this one will go into the college fund....

Edit- Congrats on the 100th post Falling_Man *plays FF victory music*

*big grin* ma~ osoi da na, ailuro-san! XD this one already fixed the window. ^___^

*catches phone* o_o *blinkblink*

Hey wait, where will you be going? I need to know so I can send out the some of the million ninjas incase something comes up. Then I don't have to rely on this phone to contact you which may waste valuable time if there is an accident.


Kanashii~ And I wanted to practice my alchemy, too.. o-o


Oi~ I hosted the wedding on a different site. This time it SHOULD work.
The Wedding

It works! Great job, Lady Ambassador!

I'm not as inept as I originally thought. ^^

Great work editing that crack-chat, deshi.

Thank you. I was cracking up the whole time I was editting it, so I'm sorry if I did miss anything. xD

*falling's face pops up on the cell screen*
@definingmind: *glare* Put it on metal, or a chain or something. Then you've got yourself some bling... not that you already
have her.

@Ailuro: If you're not gonna use this, just stick in my shed. Hmm... I'll have to get a house soon, or something... anyway.
I'll fire a shot from my sword every 3 hours. I'm walking, so I really can't get too far. Here's a demo.
*points sword straight up, a blue orb appears at the tip* This'll run for a minute. *fires it, a large blue beam goes into the sky* That good? I'm out. *blink off*

yeah that good,

Oooh, pretty lights

*Goes into epiletic fit*

*enters the throne room*

Empty. Huh. Well...

*A grin spreads, a slingshot appears from within the voluminous sleeves of the robes, and tean is launched at the throne--and falls into the boiling pot of water conveniently placed beside it.*

Tean for everyone in 5 minutes!

*whistles and nonchalantly walks away*

@fallingman: *meeps* Yesim, I'll be sure to use it for some sort of jewlery. I'm thinking the whole diamond neckalace would work out well for Bling....By the way, good one

*quietly shuffles into the throne room just as Mei had left*
I could've sworn someone was in here...
*walks over to the pot with the tean in it. Takes a quick sniff and gives it a strange look* what is this?...
*a fortune cookie falls into the water* MEEEP!

[meanwhile back at the airship.....]

*the king and queen head down towards the motorcycles. the king puts the katana he got as a wedding present into his official crazy 88 motorcycle katana holder. he then pulls an ornate ivory box out of his robes and gives it to the queen.*

oh here's something just in case you forgot to bring a weapon

*the box opens to reveal a ivory gripped assassin's dagger with matching sheath.*

ok we're about 30 miles out from the city, our destination is 25 miles away. we'll go the rest of the distance on foot. if we get seperated you can just check the onboard GPS, the blue blip is me.

oh yes one more thing... be careful with the throttle on the bike though. i made a few modifications to the engines. if you put it to full throttle suddenly, you'll pick up about an extra 100 mph in 4 seconds. so be extra careful not to do that in an area where you dont have enough room.

*puts on his helmet and gets on his bike. waits for the queen to get on to hers before he starts to head towards the town. *

Wow, I'm not even sure what this is supposed to be about anymore.

*pockets new dagger, but not before examining it* Hmm. Shiny. Thank you.

*gets on bike and follows*

*contacts the queen via the mics in the helmets*

the green blip is where we have to go. so.....last one there has to carry the luggage...

*pulls a wheelie and zips off*

*is appalled by the mere notion of losing*

Hmm. *looks at a handy dandy map* Ah-ha. Short-cut. *speeds off into the distance*

*Looks around, no one is here. Wonders where the Queen and King-Vizier are, then remembers they're on their honeymoon, probably speeding on motorcycles to some faraway town and hopes they don't get pulled over by local authorities. They are trying to keep a low profile, after all.*

Hmm. It's awfully quiet around these parts. Perhaps I shall take a walk--outside the castle, this time.

*begins attempt to find a way out of the castle*

*blinks as he watches Mei walk about.*
Best of luck to you finding a way out of this place...I'm starting ot wonder if the genie made it so we can't leave the castle.

Prince of Zeal, surely you jest! If so, that would mean the occupants of the castle would be trapped here until the genie's whim allows us to leave! (Not that I'm complaining--exploring's fun. I simply prefer to be able to find my way to the kitchen come lunchtime.) I suppose the Queen and King would know the way out, but they are not to be disturbed, and I suppose the Royal Household would know the way out, but they are nowhere to be seen!

Ah well. Might as well start trying now. *hitches up robes and walks determinedly away*

Then again, maybe I should pack a midnight snack. And a breakfast. And a lunch, too, just in case.

I wish I were jesting about such an issue. *shakes head a little in disbelief* Of course, along the lines of what you were syaing, if the princess were here we may be able to ask if she know a way out.

*picks up the pace to catch up to the royal healer* And do you really think it's best to get seperated here, with the castle seemingly changing all of the time? Well, except where the throne room is...

Hmmm...

I wonder if there's some significance in that? I mean, if every other architectural element of the castle changes, why would the throne room remain the same? Hmm... Of course, I may just be overthinking it.

Maybe...*thinks some, then a light bulb appears over head* Wait! What if we waited in the throne room for an opening to the outdoors? Or would that be too much of a far-fetched idea?
Oh, and I think the tean is done.

Oh good. *pours out tean into two teancups conveniently placed beside boiling pot of water*

Doors that suddenly appear? Not too far-fetched, I think. If it's imaginable, it's possible. *sips tean* Hmm. Not bad for a missed aim.

Care for a cracker? I personally feel a minor void in the abdomen that must be filled ASAP. *offers cracker*

In the abdomen? I doubt a cracker will solve that one. Don't think you have the right body part there.

*gladly accepts the cup of tean and cracker* Thank you muchly royal healer.

*eats some of the cracker and then sips at the tean. Looks down at it for a second, then back up to Mei, a quizzical look on his face* Wait, 'missed aim'? What did it miss? And more importantly, was this in the pot of water that was nearby the throne?

*eventually the occupants of the castle stumble onto a book called "in case of emergency: the solution to all emergency situations and more". contained within the pages of the book are potential solutions to just about any emergency scenario. when they look up what to do when you can't find an exit or are trapped....*

When trapped with no exit, make your own.

Methinks the Prince misread me. Throwing random things at the throne was a game Lady Ailuro engaged me in, called "Let's Chuck Tean at the Throne," or some such like that. At first we did not know what tean was (one version is the Taiwan Evironmental A-something Network, but apparently that did not apply here) so we simply chucked whatever was handy. Today I asked Captain Ninja what it was, since it seems she knows, and it was revealed to me that tean was actually a noobie's spelling of "tea." As for the "missed aim," I have already established that my hand-eye-feet coordination is nonexistent. I meant the chuck the tean at the throne, but missed and it fell into the pot. I believe the pot is actually the Queen's personal teanpot, or coffeepot if she's a coffee person. Either way, it works. At least, that's what I hope the pot was for...

*replaces teanpot on sidetable, but in the meantime trips on an old leatherbound book*

"in case of emergency: the solution to all emergency situations and more"? Why, such handiness at this time! The King-Vizier doesthink of everthing!

*Looks up what to do, reads instructions*

Um...what is this castle made of? Stone? Marble? Balsa wood? *hopes for the latter*

Ahh..it all makes sense now..*sips tean a little bit more* this doesn't taste too bad for having a fortune cookie accidently fall into it.
*reads the book of 'in case of emergency: the solution to all emergency situations and more' which has magically appeared in an open hand. reads the line which states:
and suddenly gets an idea*
I have it! We could go and get a couple of ladders and some rope. With the ladders we will get up to the windows *points to stained glass windows* Then we will open them, attach one end of the rope to the window's latch, then repel down the outside of the castle!

Good idea, but where do we find ladders and rope?

Those windows are open-able? I always thought they were just for show and to light up the throne room. You know, considering how high they are...

*looks up at the windows...and up...and up...*

...awfully high...*gulps*

*bows* How is everyone...? *doubles over* Owww... cramps...

*helps Princess to her feet*

Princess! You have finally arrived! Perhaps you may help us in this dilemma: we seem unable to discover a way out of the castle. The book "in case of emergency: the solution to all emergency situations and more" suggested that we make an exit when there is none. Perhaps there is an easier way? Like a front door? (Or a side door would do just fine.)

*looks over to the princess, a smile forming.* we are alright, just trying to get out of here...

Edit- *offers princess an arm to hold to* Are you alright?

Well, I believe I shall leave these two lovebirds to cuddle. About time for me to cuddle with my pillow, anyway. *unrolls a sleeping bag meant for chucking on throne room floor.*

Good night!

....zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz....

*gives the Prince a kiss* Thank you, darling... *looks over at Lady Mei* And thank you, too, m'lady...

*walks over tot he wall* So...? We're trapped... Okay then, guys... step back...

*takes a deep breath* AN EXIT BETTER POP OUT RIGHT D*MNED NOW CUZ I AM PMS-ING AT THE MOMENT AND I WILL NOT, I REPEAT, WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BEING STUCK IN THIS CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks peaked from all the shouting...* There...! The drawbrisge opened...

*blinks some* Oi...Remind me not to get on your bad side hon...
Well now that we have a way out, let's not waste it. *starts to head outside, but stops and offers a hand ot the princess*

*gives the Prince a weak, albeit, reassuring smile* You could never get on my bad side, sweetheart... *takes his arm as the walk out of the castle*

*waiting on outside of castle with big slick limo*

Your ride awaits Princess Bling and Prince Definingmind

*wakes up from a not-as-rejuvenating-a-sleep-as-one-would-like and notices that Princess Bling and Prince Definingmind have left through a drawbridge that was not there before. At least, the healer didn't think it was there. Curious that a drawbridge would appear in the throne room*

Hmm. The princess must be PMS-ing.

*rolls sleepingbag into a tight bundle and throws it at the throne, but instead it knocks over the teanpot*

Whoops...Well, might as well make use of it. *graps a mob and begins mopping the floor*

*puts a disc away while wandering the desert*
I'm pretty sure there was that hole in the throne room that was never patched up. I use that to get to the courtyard. (heck, I MADE that hole)

*looks up ahead* ooo, a town. Wonder what I'll find there... *begins running toward it*

What is this hole you're talking about? I hope you're not planning on disturbing me in my sleep?

What hole? Where? What, the drawbridge?

You spent all that time searching for a way out of the castle? How dreadful. Of course you know you could've asked me to make a way out. Since I'm an amateur alchemist and all. Did that even cross your panicking minds?

*looks to Ailuro and blinks some*
Well...umm...
*stares to the ground. Kicks the stone a little, then shifts some. Turning attention back to Ailuro once more*
...No. We kinda overlooked that detail..

*Noticing that the mop does a less-than-decent job of absorbing the tean, decides to siwish it into the hole that Falling Man has convenient left behind*

Princess Bling, I do believe the hole is actually on the floor, as Falling Man should have fallen to wherever he is now, as logic would have it. Besides, your drawbridge is right there through that wall. *points southerly*

:edit:

@Ailura: Oh. Well. Hmm...I guess the panicking didn't do much for our senses.

*goes over a jump on his motorcycle and lands in front of the queen as she exits her shortcut. as they both approach the finish line/destination he stops and lets the queen pass. gets off his bike and unpacks both bikes*

well i guess i lost....

*slings both bags over his shoulders and attaches his katan to his belt*

alright just a quick 5 mile trek into town.

*after the queen gets off her bike, he places gillie camo over both bikes. await the queen before heading towards the town*

*sends a telekinesis message to the Vizier* Father, make sure your honeymoon ends by Wednesday next week... it's taking far too long and I cannot handle the queendom on my own...

*invites random pals from the woods into the castle*

But nee-san, I'm also in charge of the Queendom. It's not that hard now is it?

*is struck by a sudden wave of telekinetic energy....upon looking in a puddle in the ground he sees the prnicess's message imprinted into his forehead. uses his philosopher's stone to heal himself. his image appears within the throne room*

blingy.... next time you want to send me a message use the royal telepathic line. not the royal telekinetic one....we reserve that one for people we don't like.... and yes, your mother and i will try to return as soon as we can. but consider this a test of your abilities as a ruler.

*rubs his forehead and the image fades*