Perhaps we should not send anymore . . .

might i remind you of two facts....

first the murder of royal agents is a capitol crime.

secondly.... and i must state this frankly... your head remains upon your shoulders only by the orders of the queen...

How charming, you and your empty threats. Might i remind you that you are only mortal.

Crap... there's nothing in the Royal Charter dealing with witches...

The Chancellor is at a loss...

How about injecting enough propoanda into a mindless mob and order them to kill me, angrey and burning?

A vizier does not threaten, his job is but to attain facts, advise, and remind people of the past. and thank you for that piece of knowledge that even a small child would know... you are most definately very knowledgable in the realm of the obvious.

There are no mobs allowed in my queendom.

An exceptional job you are doing, hitokiri. I applaud you.

Wait... can an exorcist incapacitate a witch?

The exception to that being on Pancake Sundays I would hope.

ahhh yes.....good ol' Pancake Sundays... far superior to Rotten Fish Tuesdays

Lesson is over for now Queen-deshi...you may come out to play.

Your royal highness, may I request a special training on manners on Princess Bling afterwards?

or rum frenzy fridays

Of course. Where would the queendom be without pancakes?


Absolutely. And any disciplinary tactics may be used to ensure that she learns the proper manners of this land.

might i suggest the addition of more locks to her belt....

I thank you...

*bows lady like*...

Now if your royal highness would excuse me...I must be on my way to the kitchen to see how is dinner going...

*bows lady like again and leaves*...

Haha! How many locks will that be now?

And yes, you may be excused, Lady B.

She does a pretty good job of hiding those things. And how many would that put her at now? Five?

tourture is sure popular.

i'm figuring we're at 4-6 locks now.....so that means we have room for at least 3 more...

My, my . . . perhaps my dear Vizier is a torture artist on the side.

a true artist in the art of inflicting pain you say?

hmm...

on the side? my queen, this is a full time job. and i wouldn't call it torture it is more of a mild form of negative reinforcement.

also with that many locks we can easily keep track of the young princess by the jingling of her belt as she moves...

At this rate you might as well just chain her to the throne.

good point, mind. Why should the princess be treated so?

An old-fashioned tracking device, eh? Wonderful.

Wonderful? I do hope you are aware of the setbacks of wearing such a belt. it renders other functions very...can't fin the appropriate word.

We put her through training. She should be able to handle it.

yes normally you would be quite correct had we not had the foresight to have made a magical chasity belt which compensates for such facts with teleportive magics, it is also self cleaning w/ deordorizer.....

My Vizier thinks of everything.

Does this mean we're not getting a bidet?

sure why not? we can get a bidet... only bling has one of those nifty belts, they ain't cheap you know....

A bidet? Would she like that willingly? I think no.

Well... the bidet would be for me, mostly.

The Chancellor needs to smell his best during his policy meetings.

You could just use deodarant Chancellor. It makes you smell good and is cheaper than all that plumbing....

yes but the bidet is much more sanitary, thus it would be my personal recomendation that we get one

That you all get one? Or just Bacon?

we could just randomly disperse some throughout the castle, open for general usage. i think at would be the fairest and most effecient way to do it.

Ahh, good thinking. Go ahead and make the order then.

i think we might need to appoint a Royal Super to handle such matters in the future... but as for now i'll get right on it....

Very good, Vizier. Now if you'll all excuse me, I must take my leave and head to my chambers for some rest. Good night. *bows and leaves*

Previously page ago,

No no no! To much torturing occur! I really disagree!

Anyway it's not my buisness...my duty awaits tomorrow! I will make sure both the girls are healthy and in shape.

*pops into the court, juss after volunteering, right before going off to bed*

I apologize, Marchioness... I was off with some business @ the church.

See? I've been good! Don't that merit one lock off, at least? *puppy-dog eyes* Pweeaaase?

Mother, my Lord Vizier, my good Prince, Duke Chancellor, and Marchioness... I take my leave for the day...

*curtseys*

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

i too must now take my leave, my ninja agents have brought matters to light which require my personal attention... i will return as soon as possible...

*bows and exits*

*A young girl is brought in by the castle guards*

Good day your highness. *Bows* I am a wondering scribe from Rome. My lords have heard of your great queendom and have sent me to compile a history of your country. If my presense is desired, I ask permission to reside here until I have finished my work.

[My goodness people!!! I'm gone for a few hours then 13 pages suddenly appear out of nowhere. This is me asking if I could be a character in your little story. Pretty Please. ]

*poof!!! a note appears out of nowhere, as if by ninja magic*

i thought i sensed a foreigner within our court... please stay here within the castle walls. we will deliberate upon your place in our court when the queen returns. as for now i grant you sanctuary within our walls. however be warned that you will be watched by our guards during your stay, for we know very little of you as of now. a background check has been ordered and we ask that you remain here until such matters can be concluded. i regret i cannot personally greet you, but i have left the court due to matters that require my personal attention. please enjoy our hospitality, and if you need anything just ask one of the guards.


- The Grand Vizier

((omigod, you said prodigious!)) *enters the castle from afar and approaches the main hall* this one seeks to have words with the queen! *drops to knees and slams forehead on the floor* (>_< owie!!!) oh, but you are the true and only queen! allow this one to enter your services, my liege! for any monarch who speaketh 'prodigious' can never have too many willing minions! was this one correct in believing a told rumor you still seek an exorcist?

i know that was a really old post, but i just discovered this today! *flail* tokage wanna play too! XD

*Reads note, makes a weird face, then sees Tokage bowing before an empty court*

Uh... Hi. It looks like no one's here. (It's ok. I did it too... ;;) I guess we have to wait here until someone returns. *Glares at guards suspiciously* Mind giving us some room. Sheesh!!!

*Goes to corner of court then falls asleep*

*glances at telepika, then looks around, realizes no one is here, and feels a tad foolish, but remains on the floor* then this one shall remain as thus until someone hears her plea! *feet begin to get numb from kneeling this way* er... ~_~ this is gonna be a long night...

*Enters to sweep the court. Gets every part of the court and is very proud of himself until he notices he forgot a spot.* Umm.. Hagane ... could you move just a smidge ... i really need to clean that spot too.