*Upon hearing that, he rushes to the princess' side.*
perhaps the direct approach wasn't the best love...Maybe we shoudl send a royal email next time?*gives her a comforting kiss*

edit- beaten to posting again...*garden snap*

has sent several little geckos and salamanders as stowaways in the airship's walls and has heard everything that has been said thus far onboard*

muhuhahahah... >:]

I was thinking of peppermints...:sigh:

But cookies will do just fine! Your royal highness is too kind *bows*

I suggest we not attempt to contact the queen and king-vizier personally nor via any live specimen. The king appears to be quite insistent in disposing of anything that moves or distracts him from the sunset.

*munches on a blueberry muffin*
mmmrrrfff!

::edit::
@tokage: Yes! Let's just hope nothing happens to them....

*finally a gekko "relieves himself". the king/vizier/king of viziers? sniffs the air. he walks over to a wall inside the airship and transmutes a small hole in it. he reaches in and pulls out the gekko. he brings the gekko in his plam up to eye level*

that was a good attempt exorcist, i am quite impressed. much better than the others have done so far. but we cant allow voyeurs on the royal honeymoon, though out of respect for your attempt i will not kill these creatures.

*calls over one of the robo-ninja crewmembers*

have all nonactive crewmembers gather up all of the nonhumanoid creatures on the airship and seal them in a sound tight container. when you have done such bring the container to me

*nibbles on a chewy chocolate chip cookie* Am I the only one that thinks that we should give the royal couple some time to themselves? Though I admit, the geckos were a great idea for spying Tokage...

*goes to the candy store with quarter that Princess Bling gave, looks around wide-eyed at the selection, selects a peppermint and returns to the castle happily enjoying the pepperminty taste *

@prince: Oh, sure, but we at the castle need something intellectually stimulating to do, lest we become obese from all the cookies and muffins and other such baking-goodness. Thinking can burn calories.

True, thinking can burn calories... *thinks some, loses five calories* I know, we could play a game of some sort...or go through and alphabetically sort the royal records...

That should be fun *grins* Let's see what dirt we can dig up...

*rummages through stores of old scrolls, books, loose papers and post-its*

*begins to dig through the seemingly random notes and such, setting different ones in respcetive spots. Finds the Vizer's plans to make all female soilders wear miniskirts*
Oh my...I thought he had gotten rid of that idea...

Well...are you sure that wasn't filed under "Vizier's Erotic Dreams/Fantasies"?

*looks once more at the folder's name and lets out a gasp. Hastily sets the folder down and takes a step back* Whoa..wrong folder to pick up... *shudders some*
I think i'm gonna go take a shower now...*heads out of the room and towards the royal bathhouse*

*eyes folder warily* Perhaps we should put this somewhere where no one would be unfortunate enough to come across it...*looks around* Maybe we should just leave it where it is, in case the king-vizier should want it back...Well! moving on...*rummages through a completely different pile of documents and other wordy knick-knacks*

*senses something is deeply amiss*

grrr....

*suddenly the file bursts into white flames. a giant stone fist comes out of the wall and punches the princes, who flies back 10 feet. armstrong comes running in*

ARMSTRONG: your highness, i am deeply sorry but i will have to ask that you stay out of my commander's files. if you continue to i will be forced to stop you with my alchemy with has been passed down from generation to gener..... (it just goes on like this for 10 more mins)

*Armstrong tears off his shirt and flexes*

.... and with these perfectly trained muscles.... (10 more mins)

*after a while a voice is heard*

lady healer, will you please heal the prince now. also dont go into my chambers or the queens, you can go everywhere else but there. is that understood?

*looks wide-eyed at sudden attack at prince and white flames, glad that I'd stepped away in time, and gets a fire extinguisher to put it out*

*unnverbed by king-vizier's disembodied voice* Uh...yes, sir. I'll heal the prince presently. *does so*

*whips out castle map and draws two red Xs on queen and vizier's respective rooms--or do they have a single Royal Chamber? makes a mental note to query*

*lies slumped against the wall, his face deviod of all expression. Manages to regain some consciousness and mutters to himself*
But I only wanted to ride the chocobo for five more minutes mother.....

My, the prince was hit harder than I thought. *attempts to heal, but condition fails to show any change* Oh. He's only daydreaming.

*gives the prince a kiss to revive him... then turns to Lady Mei* And whose wisenut idea WAS it to rummage through those personal and files?

i have no idea my lady but i sense that The prince may have been brainwashed into it, maybee

Or that he is just nosey

*points at prince and nudging stick transmutes into pointing stick*

It was him.

zzzzzz.... ? *nose-bubble pops*
yeah, direct approach doesn't work... [how do I get my bike outta here?] *looks up* oh.

*pushes hover-bike back in shed* I'll just bring the gifts to their rooms.
*runs to throne room and looks around*
Someone know where the library is? I'd like to do some reasearch...

Library is on the fourth floor in the Northeast Tower.

And perhaps you should leave the gifts outside their chamber door(s). The king-vizier is a little testy about us court people entering their private quarters, though for all the world I wouldn't know why...*whistles and wanders away*

*pouts* this one wishes her geckos back. if they cannot spy and acquire juicy gossip on the royal honeymoon, at least they can help this one with her laundry here...

*The last Guest was I--sheepish grin*

I'll help with the laundry, tokage! I need to stop by the laundry room, anyway -- haven't explored that one, yet.

yay, a laundry buddy! this one has not seen the landry room yet, either... hm...what does a royal washing machine look like...?

Do you know where it is? *whips out map, turns it around a few times* Is this thing labelled? *mental note: label rooms*

Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find...

As long is the "washing machine" consists of more than us two and a washboard by the stream, I'm happy.

this one concurs. *looks at map* where is the "you are here" symbol? are we lost?

*looks at map* Let me try to retrace my steps: I started off in the king-vizier's office...took a left, went straight, ran into Falling Man by the big gangsta statues with the rings, turned right, went up two flights, went straight, took a left, then a right, took the elevator to the third floor and another right, crossed a bridge between towers and then Mystery Door number 5, then...wait, where did I start off again?

Oh boy.

*checks pockets* this one was sure she had a royal GPS around here somewhere...

Perhaps we should try a miuffin crumb trail--oh, no, nevermind. I heard that a pair of kids a kingdom over tried that and ended up at a witch's candy-house. Wouldn't want that to happen...

Or do we?

*instant craving for candy*

*stands at the front of the airship observing the landscape below. sees a city upon the horizon. summons a robo-ninja crewmember*

that city.... find us a sight that is far enough out of view to land at... and prepare the royal motorcycles.

. . . motorcycles?

Best honeymoon EVER.

*walks into a strange scene*
who's having a honeymoon? (another thread de-railed by LMD)

*kicks LMD off the airship causing him to plummet to his death. at the same time all his clones die of Gayass Clone Disease*

who was that punkass? oh well......

*upon reaching the gate for final judgement... the gates open and swallow his soul, never to be seen again*

correction. I have no soul.

And suddenly, many troubles of the world disappears . . .

okay, that was just uncalled for.

no correction... shut the <censored> up and quit spamming for the sake of spamming, you little shit.

^^^^^^^^^^^^
why cant i put language like that in my sig?

You can't.

(sorry to have to edit your post, hitokiri, but . . . )

its ok, i think people will get the point. i just couldnt hold it in any longer........

I think people do get the point. I sure do. *applauds*

And you may substitute it with another word if you so wish.

How should I post the wedding? Include the WHIOLE thing in a post? Is there a character limit to these things?

Hmm . . . maybe separate it all into separate posts? I suppose double-posting in this instance would be allowed.

is there somewhere we where can host the txt file and then post the link?

hitokiri are u a queen lol im jk lol

Just a warning, Shrunima: Don't even joke about the king-vizier's...well, anything of his, actually. He has many powers in the Queendom. *spooky noise*

w.....

*is forced to kick yet another person off the airship to their doom*

woops.... sry hitokiri i didnt know *smiley face*

*yells down to a falling shrumina*

its ok.....just remember its not the fall that kills you....its the splat....

????? i dont get it oh ok i get it like when u fall of the building u arent gonna die from the air but from the ground ok lol