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*_* I'm not sure about our wedding juss yet... I dunno...

wow! very inventive, major! XD *poses*

*turns to wife*

so you have any place in particular you want to go for the honeymoon?

Anywhere you take me will be more than good enough, as long as we're there together.

well i say we go somewhere far far away and just hang out like a now honeymooning couple would. i mean FAR away, where nobody knows who the hell we are, including the government.

we can just be a random newlywed couple who just happens to also be an assassin and an alchemist that just wanders around some far off country...what do you think?

Excellent idea! And with our skills combined, no one anywhere will dare to go against us.

On a side note, does this mean we cannot post in this thread until we come back from the honeymoon? Or will something be worked out somehow?

um i think we should have random scenes of us wandering around in a far off place. now lets see if they can figure out a good way to contact us with news.....

royal email! XD

That could work, I suppose.

And yes, random scenes sound good.

w.... like i would allow anyone to bring computers or any form of coomunication..... this is a game.... you have to find a way to contact us, but its our job not to be found unless we want to be.....have fun.

Strict, but that does make it more fun.

Have a grand time thinking of how to contact us, kids.

well then i'm gonna go pack up the bags and get everything ready for us to leave then. i'll be waiting on the ship for you when i'm done (ie i'm going to bed now, night)

thanks to everyone who came and sat around forever.....

*transmutes another pair of stautes depicting the royal couple showing off their wedding bands gangsta style. there is a silver plaque on base that reads: "Kiss the rings, bitch!!!". chuckles and teleports onto the airship.*

*cling-suru* hahah!

Nice statues.

All right then, I shall meet you on board (did you name the ship? Do we need to name it?). What else do we need to bring? But then, I'm sure that whatever it is that we may forget, you can always transmute. Ahh, the convenience . . .

Yes, many thanks to those who came and waited.

Airship naming... don't go calling it Highwind or Ragnarok. jk.

I apologize to the Royal Couple for dropping out so suddenly. It was late.
As for gifts... [seems like they left already] Nuts.

*walks out of shack holding a giant metal ball with wings and a rocket*
This should do... *opens panel, presses buttons, then closes panel*
*pops out hidden forearem-blade and scratches WEDDING GIFTS on it*

*the ball flies off* Hope the Vizier doesn't blow it up...

*smuggles alcohol-bearing midget into airship*

*as the midget fetches the queen and king's spirited drinks, he freezes mid-step and his jaws snaps open. A slip of paper then begins to spew out like a printer*

Note reads:

How's this for communication? There's no way you can part with the alcohol-bearing midget!

*notices the paper coming out of the midgets mouth. walks the midget over to the railing. transmutes a parachute and harness onto the midget.*

TRAITOROUS MIDGET!!!! FLY MIDGET, FLY!!!!

*kicks midget over the railing. he falls and crashes into an oddly shaped ball, which is destroyed by the impact, before opening his parachute.*

ouch....

*winces* Poor little thing . . . too bad, he made good drinks, too.

Aw, such a waste!

Now we know not to send live messengers.

*turns to quis*

eh its ok, i gave him a parachute.... and if he doesnt return we can always get another one....

Ahh, yes, that's true . . . so, where are we headed first?

you know what? i honestly have no idea.... i think we'll just get off at the next major city....

O_O great... now I have to fetch the blades, make a new note and deliver it myself... good thing it had a tracking device.

*drags funky small hover bike out of shack and hops in*
A airship shouldn't be too hard to find... *sticks it in gear and flies off*

Next city . . . sounds good. *sits back and enjoys the view of the sky*

I still have a few Carrier Pigeons locked up in my room. I've trained them to locate the Queen and her husband at any cost.

*Enters the throne room, his eyes drifting from place to another* I take it that the Royal couple has left...and it appears that I'm the only one of the court that stayed behind....
*shrughs* Oh well, someone has to keep everything in line while everyone's gone. That is, unless they've left someone in their absence to deal with matters of the Queendom...

(naturally the Apprentice-Queen will be taking care of things while we're absent)

Aye...Then I suppose that I shall wander aimlessly about the castle, checking up on the troops and what-not...I'll also wait for my airship fleet to arrive
*taps foot impatiently* how hard can it be to find a Queendom?!!!

(meanwhile in the southern hemisphere)
*Chip looks at the map once more* I could've sworn it says that the Queendom which the prince is at these cordinates!
*Alec lets out a fustrated sigh and trudges over to Chip.* Let me see that navigator...
*Stanching the map from Chip's grasp, he notices the compass in the bottom-left hand corner of the map is apparently upside down* Chip...you mean to tell me that you were reading this map upside the entire week we've been flying?!....
*Chip looks at Alec in surprise* I was wondering why I couldn't read any of the text on the blasted thing! Here I thought it was just my eyes....
*Another fustrated sigh escapes Alec* And to think that you made it into our airship fleet... (fade out)

In the meantime, I motion that those left behind explore this castle and find out what exactly is in those doors the vizier keeps locked all the time, and perhaps find the Secret Room of Confiscated Items. I'd like my nudging-stick back. A pencil just isn't the same.

Yeah...At least with a nudging-stick one doesn't run the risk of getting poked in the eye with a sharp, pointy end.

EXACTLY!

It's not like the stick's sharpened, as a pencil would be.

So then I shall begin my search for this nudging-stick later! *Valiantly stand* Though for now I must go..Full Metal Alchemsit is on! I shall return to start my quest...

Edit- By the way Mei, nice avatar and signature. They both remind me of X/1999

*walks in with a blank smile* Hey, everyone... What's new???

Gee thanks. Your avatar's not too shabby, either. XD

*resumes search for the n-stick, opens one door only to find that the vizier has booby trapped it! A flame-tipped arrow shoots by -- and narrowly misses*

*pulls out floor plan of castle and marks room with a green X signifying BEWARE BOOBY TRAP.*

@bling: Nothing much, only that the queen and king-vizier have left the queedom on their honeymoon via airship and would try their best to keep away from the rest of us poor souls left behind. And we're exploring the castle. And you might want to begin preparing for your royal wedding.

Hopefully, the newlyweds will keep us posted of their doings. How about a party in the meantime? It can't be fair for just those two to enjoy themselves. Come up my hill and enjoy the candied goods i've made all for you kiddies. *smiles*

*suspicious glare* Goodies? What kind...?

*gags* My wedding...? *stutters* I dunno, yet...

Should we beware the smile, Thieves...?

Oh what the heck--*tackles Thieves' hill* CANDY!!! *halfway there...looks around...* Wait--is this the hill where people keep disappearing?

*drags Lady Mei down the hill, through the moat, into the castle* We can bake our OWN goodies in the royal kitchen!!!

*wallks out upon the rear deck of the airship and sees a flying object with falling man on board coming towards the ship. closes his eyes and concentrates. poof! falling man is teleported back to the throne room.*

w.....

*suddenly senses that one of his booby traps has been set off*

hmmm....i guess when the cats away the mice have to play.....

*pleading with Princess Bling* But she has CANDY---we can't bake candy!

*blinks some, watching Princess Bling drag Mei back into the throne room* Well, I can make chocolate chip cookies....

*spreads out wings and flies to the height of the airship... salutes the Vizier*

Greetings, Father! I'm keeping everything under control...

-EDIT-

*returns back to earth* SAYS WHO WE CAN'T BAKE CANDY?!!? We've got choc chip cookies, anyhow! And I'mma make blueberry muffins... You want candy? *gives Lady Mei a quarter* There, go to the cadny shop...

*is surprised to see the princess*

you shouldn't of done that, blingy.... now i have to do this... sorry

*clap!!! the princess' artificial wings are light on fire. she falls several hundred feet, only to be teleported right before impact. she ends up soaking in a fountain in front of the castle. a voice is heard in the distance*

the direct approach won't work......

Ohh, it seems my king is harsh in his disciplinary tactics.

You... burned... my... WINGS!!!!!!!!! *lets out a cry that the Queen hears* MOMMY! LOOK WHAT DADDY DID TO ME!

*tears fall on singed feathers*

I seem to be hearing a faint sound . . . it sounds like my little Princess. Oh, dear . . .

*plays dumb*

hmmm... i dont hear anything.... i think you just miss her, dear. oooo look its the sunset.

*points at the sunset off in the distance*

*trudges into the kitchen where the Prince and Lady Mei are baking...*

*sniffle* You won't believe what my Daddy did to meeee... *sniffle*

*the Prince and Lady Mei look on w/ sweatdrops*

Ahh, yes, probably just my imagination. And my, that's a pretty sunset.