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yeah i decided that we needed a fresh start on our own thread for this... so here we go, lets see how much crap we can cram into this one..... oh as a side note i noticed that in one night of this we made the girl/boy thread go from 6.5 to 16 pages.....and thats on a 40 posts per page scale

i decided to put this in the open chat section cause it seems that the people participating in this discussion seem to spend the most time there, so it would be more convenient for everyone that way. but if the queen wishes to move it hey go for it.

oh if anyone wishes to do a recap, that would be nice. to clue in all the confused people that would enter this thread and think we're all psychos

let the games begin...



- The Grand Vizier

You shoulda just created a poll.

And the Vizier beats me to an idea once again. Good job. You deserve a raise . . . that is, if I paid you.

A poll? For what?

To settle who becomes the next ruler when you... kick the bucket. Since it has been the topic of some arguments on that thread.

Ahh, you people want me to die that fast, eh? What have I done wrong? *goes to sob in a corner*

Yeah, recap would be good because right now I think you're all psychos...

since when is there voting within a monarchy? we've already setup a clear line of succession, i think we're pretty much set. we can setup a senate or something if people want though.

So Angel is gonna be the next queen? She'd probably rage war against the whole world because she couldn't find a fiancee.

Oh, we just think your other job may redeem you unfeminine for a queen.

Am I really unfeminine?

Your job is.

Ladies can be assassins, too. Can't they?

Yea, but maybe not the Queen. The Queen usually only gives the order.

But I follow my own orders.

That's dutiful of you.

Oh, gosh, that picture of Bush scares me.

Because he's the symbol of democracy?

Perhaps. *shudders*

ok so here's a quick recap, first off the positions....

QUEEN: Quistis88

GRAND VIZIER: Hitokiri

PRINCESS: Bling_bling_Angel

MARCHIONESS: Lady Battousai

CAPTIAN OF THE ROYAL ARMY: XRNinja

AMBASSADOR: Ailuro

PRINCE CHARMING: Defining Mind

CHANCELLOR: What no, bacon?

LIEUTENANT OF THE ROYAL ARMY: Fullmetal Elric

PEASANT/DISSIDENT/HERMIT: Thievesvinegar


argh, i'm tryin to go through the plot to make a recap, but thats ALOT of posts we made... so how about you guys help me out here and we'll do a recap ala the story game....i'll start

ok so princess bling was looking for a suitor to become her future husband... bacon, defingmind and fullmetal elric stepped up. to assure no inappropriate conduct was to be had, bling was fitted with a chastity belt (which we keep adding locks to...w) and captain ninja was given full usage of the grab pull and twist technique.... however since the fullmetal one was not of nobility he had to go off on a quest to gain a patence of nobility...

meanwhile chancellor bacon plotted to have the other two killed as to assure his success...

But but.. I'm the Apprentice Queen..

sorry i was pretty sure you got demoted.... can we have an official ruling here? ref? queen? someone?

What do all these fancy terms mean?

< Goes look them up.

Yes, Ailuro's the Apprentice AND the Ambassador.

Sir Elric is/should be in the colosseum, shadow-boxing, while the Prince is supposed to be coming up with 50 ways to improve the queendom should he ever come into power.

yes the fullmetal one tried to gain nobility by killin a dragon, but instead killed and attempted to eat Black Hayate..... which led to him being thrown into the colosseum..

This IS starting to sound like some sort of medieval soap opera . . .

The Chancellor is flexing his ratin' thumb...

Why are we partcicing monarchy? Wouldn't representative socialism (a.k.a. Dicatorship) be much more effective?

Oh wait, that'd be too similar to Bush's new America. (Glares at Gashole's sig pic, throws darts his computer screen, before realizing he's not accomplishing anything.)

Anyways (Yes, I said it again)...

*Bow's before queen Quisitis*

What is thy bidding, my mistress?

Be like Bush . . . I want everything but that.

And I got a new subordinate! Prodigious! Nothing for you to do at the moment, you may rest.

*goes back to recap mode*

while the suitors were plotting/fighting/completing their exams, the kingdom came under attack by foreign invaders, who were summariily used to synthesize a philosopher's stone....

the princess soon came under the influence of evil spirits and started to speak in tongues...

I hate recaps.

Which reminds me that the queendom could use an exorcist as well . . .

@Hitokiri: Cool. You should make our plots. o_o

but we're making our own plots.....

Lady B. can be the exorcist. She's got shaman in her.

I'll be the spectator.

Good call. And since it's the princess that's most susceptible to evil spirits, having the lady-in-waiting (who I assume Lady B is) as the exorcist would be handy.

I'll provide the popcorn.

Fun for the whole family.

Good God, the Marchioness is NO priestess!!!

None of my ladies-in-waiting are gonna be the exorcist!

Oh yeah, they're:

Marchioness: Lady B

Viscountess: Kokoro no Hana

Baroness: Fire Alchemist

Oh, yeah... how about we name our monarchy "Queendom Hearts"...?

X///D

And, oh... I was up all night thinking of who to be my fiance... Gad, I thought I'd wake up knowing who it'd be... >_< I'm am afraid that I have not...

But I have come up with a way of choosing...

I'm choosing based on how it will afect the Queendom internally and internationally.

*clears throat*

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! A~MEN! A~MEN! A~MEN!

You actually think about this stuff away from the forums?

Mom, I'm acting, here... X///D

You don't seriously think that?!?!!?

i think we need an official head cleric to take care of those matters

I nominate Riza_Babe, your Excellency...

fine by me... queenie?

also as a side note i'd like to give the fictional character of Major Alex Louis Armstrong the title of Royal Flexer just for kicks....

Well, I did, dear, for about a second . . . or two . . . or three . . .

And Riza Babe, it is. And yes, Armstrong may do that.

Why, if LB is the shaman, I'd like to be the genie she summons to do evil things to people.

Permission granted.

*salutes the Royal Cleric* Welcome aboard, Lady Riza...

Mo~om...

Well, actually, I still haven't chosen, as yet... one thing's straight, though: Sir Elric is outta the leauge, unfortunately, and though it breaks my heart. Thems be the rules of the land...

And dedication to the preservation of our Queendom's tradition is a must for me...

well he's not totally out of the running, but now he has to do 3 more quests...

one for the patence of nobility, one to redeem himself for killing Black Hayate, and one more....he has to kick his own ass for attempting to bring a dragon to the castle

*scratches Sir Elric off suitor list*

Two more left.

Oh, really? If the Vizier says he's not, then he's not.

*erases scratch*