sarl
Oct 10 2007, 02:53 PM
Hmmm dumbest thing I ever did...I was super bored, so my mum suffested that my Dad takes me and my brother to the little car park in the village with our bikes. So I was cycling around the edge on a high gear, looked up and my Dads car was getting cloer and closer. I didnt think to put my brakes on, so used my arm as one instead. I ended up braking my arm, and my Dad got a nice little dent in his car. Funny thing is, it happened on April Fools day. Now I never go cycling on that day anymore.
I also hit my head against the metal fence in the playground of my old school. Got a scar now across my eyebrow. Sombody came up to me and asked if I had shaved it like that, you know, how some people do.
Little Washu
Oct 11 2007, 07:12 PM
My Nana has automatic windows(the ones where you push the little button to make the window go up or down). So my brother was like "Theresa! Roll the window up!" And I said "I'm trying! I'm trying! It wont go up!" And then I realized I was pushing the button down. And I keep repeating the mistake .__.
henk
Nov 29 2007, 12:36 PM
well we have a oven-microwave and i had to make pizza´s.
zo I put it on to warm up but I always forget to take the plates out but this time when i opened it 15 minutes later i saw that the plastic milk can was still there completly molten.
it took very long to scrup al the plastic of.
Shirai
Dec 1 2007, 07:22 PM
Hatsume_Rikona
Dec 3 2007, 08:08 AM
when i was 5 my big brother told me to act like a cow..... so I did! i kneel on the field.... AND TOOK A BIG CHOMP ON THE GRASS
Fujihakama
Jan 7 2008, 11:14 PM
-I ran into the garage door then rebounded off it into a hedge while in-line skating
-.......I ran head-long into a bus........

(Seriously have no idea how I did that)
and the stupidest one is probably not letting go of a dog's leash and letting it trip me up over and over again in the park.
Seriously, just remember that the leash is attatched to the dog and that if you let go of the leash, you won't be tripping up......and don't do it in public. -__-;
Omamori
Mar 28 2008, 01:33 PM
Dumbest thing...
...Let's see...*thinks*
In my Seminary class (church class every morning before school), we needed to bring a sword or dagger or something of the sort because we were making a class video about some guy (can't remember his name) who had his arm cut off. Or something.
Anyway, I didn't hear my teacher when he said, "Now, just bring -show- swords and whatnot; you're all good teenagers, so I trust you not to bring anything more dangerous than that." Well, the next morning, everyone brought a toy-sword, lightsaber, etc...and I brought my dad's real machete. Needless to say, one of my friends who really, really likes swords got a hold of it somehow. And it took three teachers and the Stake President to restore order to the freaked-out class o_O
...Yeah, guess you could say that was dumb on my part.
Kari_Neko
Mar 28 2008, 03:39 PM
Alright so I was what 6-7 and it was winter time and I was trying to open the car door to get to school and I thought it was locked so I stupidly pressed the lock button leaving the keys in the car when the door just had ice so I locked us out of the car,yeah mom was pissed.
Sorcha
Mar 28 2008, 08:07 PM
I've done something similar to that ^^. I was three and my grandmother had gone downstairs to do some gardening. She told me not to push the door otherwise it would lock and she'd be stuck outside (since I was too short to reach the lock and the only copy of the key was with my parents who were out). Naturally, I pushed the door. My grandmother panicked, somehow called the police, then they ended up kicking it down.
More recently, I tried to post and edit account settings. Then I realised that I hadn't actually activated this account. I activated it, tried again, then ten minutes later realised I wasn't signed in.
I just realised how much of a bad first impression I'm making.
Little Washu
Mar 29 2008, 11:49 AM
I accidentally posted a topic in this section when trying to post it in general anime, thankfully resulting in the topic being moved.
LittleFullMental
Mar 31 2008, 10:06 AM
ok.... I'm not really sure what to pick between these but here it goes:
when i was five my niisan gave me instructions to construct mixture, it was on the first page and it was a mixture for washing the car, but then I forgot where the page was when i accidentally closed it. so i turned to a curious page similar to it (which was on page 2, seeming as though it wasnt that thick as I remembered) so I put that mixture together, It was so hard 'cause I had to search for the other things on the list around the house(he gave me a beaker and a glass stirer to do this thing) and when I was done. I asked him what to do, he just told me to pour it on the car. so i went up a terrace and poured it all over the car, moments lated the car's paint was reacting to the fluid and when I showed it the page to my brother, he said:
"you idiot! can't you read?! on the top of the page it says 'ACID!'"
(good thing i got confused with the procedure and accidentally added loads of water!)
and the next one was when I was playing a game with my niisan, he asked me to act like a goat ...
so i suddenly started eating the grass!!!

)yes I know...I'm stupid but I WAS FIVE!!!!)
Little Washu
Apr 1 2008, 05:35 AM
I put my glasses on the end table so I wouldn't forget them for school. I forgot them.
Karekazu
Apr 2 2008, 08:32 AM
Heeeeeh Little Washu, Lets hope you dont forget the stuffs next time then, Well the dumbest of the day cause im usually being weird, 1. Managed to hit the head in an large metal pole above me, 2. At the bus home from school i managed to accidently call an guy GIRL. (

) and last, i fell trough the window when i were spacing out. (On Downer floor, not upper!!!)
The Angelic Alchemist
Apr 4 2008, 04:16 AM
Ok, i was looking at this cute girl, then i like go into a girl's bathroom following her, next thing i know, i'm being whacked with lots of stuff. I was really feeling idiotic.
Hanozo
Apr 7 2008, 10:09 PM
It was either swearing in front of little kids or the time where I turned around and ran right into a door.....(The door wasn't open before!)
Omamori
Apr 24 2008, 04:26 PM
At my dad's office, he has a set of keys that are not labeled. As you know, each key belongs to a certain lock around the building (closets, suites, etc..) and, well...he gave me the task of checking each and every lock and key to see which belonged to which (looked like I was trying to break in. Heh)
Anyway, I checked out on the 2nd floor balcony, closing the door behind me and tried every key (about 15 on the keyring) to see if any of them went in. One of the keys got stuck and, somehow, I locked myself out, thinking that the emergency exit to my right was locked as well. I pulled out the key and waited for a good ten minutes, hoping my dad would see me in the security camera that was watching the balcony. Then, I tried forcing the door open to no avail. Finally, I tried to emergency exit and...it wasn't locked. I ran up to the 3rd floor which had a locked door, ran down to the first floor and found myself outside with the garage door locked and the front door locked as well (I had already marked the front door keys and left them in my dad's office).
Needless to say, about half-an-hour later, I discovered that the front doors were, in fact, UNLOCKED...and I found myself inside again. "Who's the idiot that unlocked the front doors?! ...wait...I...did..."
...Yeah...that was dumb. And this happened yesterday. Heh.
Irish_Monkey_5
Apr 26 2008, 01:13 PM
uhmmm
well theres been allot of things that have been pretty stupid
like
i was trying to break a stick and it went in my eye ended up having 4 surgeries
laura-lou
Apr 30 2008, 09:32 AM
ok, here's one. i was in health class and we were talking bout something i cant remeber, well i was looking at the teacher but while looking at her it seemed that i was looking at the guy i hate. Well she said something bout 'doing it' and i made a face. well sence i was looking in thet guy i hate direction he thought i WAS looking at him. and he said "sorry, im taken" i just looked at him an yelled "EW!" i ment to whisper but of course i didnt. and everyone in the class room started to laugh. for the 5 min people were laugjing at me i just hid in my sweat shirt. it was one of my many "speak first, think after' moments
Ailuro
May 4 2008, 11:15 PM
Dumbest thing I've ever done: Trust that my roommate was sane.
Chiyo
May 7 2008, 03:22 AM
^You'll only make that mistake once though
Unown
May 7 2008, 04:54 AM
@ Irish_Monkey_5: Ouch
Is your vision normal now?
Dumbest thing I've done, was telling my friends about my German-teacher. I said she was absolutely crazy. And there was standing this boy near us who I did'nt know. He was waiting for the brother of my friend (we were talking in my friends garden). So I said 'this teacher (I said her name) is absolutely insane! And then this boy who I didn't know, said 'Ooooh! That's my mom!'. That was REALLY embarrassing. But the thing is, this boy didn't know my name so he couldn't tell my teacher I was the boy who called her insane. But because I was so nervous, I told my name O_o
That was really stupid. But I think he didn't tell my teacher. She never said anything about and I couldn't tell she knew about it.
Ailuro
May 8 2008, 05:37 PM
^ Teachers are skilled at hiding their emotions. I'm sure she knows, but either doesn't care or is used to it.
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