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Udon
*melts*

I'm enjoyable!
anime lover girl
what about me!
Hex-Sama
A skit? Okay, here I go. If I somehow offened anybody, I apologize in advance, this is just a skit.

~*~~~*~

Roy: Edward, have you ever been really interested in the ladies? *nudges Edward with his elbow*

Edward: No! mad.gif Why are you asking that?

Roy: Well that old girl friend of yours sure does come around a lot lately.

Edward: She's not my girl friend. She is a friend... Who is a girl. Okay?

Roy: Okay then... Just tell me what you think life would be like if you did get with her

Edward: gives Roy a look* dry.gif Do you really want to know?

Roy: rolleyes.gif Of course I do

Edward: *ponders*

~*~~~*~

Edward: sitting back in a chair, watching football on t.v., eating pizza and drinking beer* This game sucks. dry.gif *changes the channel*

Winry: comes in with more pizza and lays it next to Edward* There you go *is out of breath* do you want anything else?

Edward:Yeah, could you get me another beer from the fridge?

Winry: What?

Edward: ... I said, Could you get me another beer from the fridge?

Winry: THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT! *throws down a random towel* I CLEAN AFTER YOU. I FEED YOU. I EVEN CARRIED AROUND A BABY OF YOURS FOR NINE LONG MONTHS, AND THIS IS THE APPRECIATION I GET?! WELL... I QUIT! *walks out*

Edward: Wait! Come back! I can reach the pizza! *tries to reach toward the pizza, but has become to lazy to get out of his chair*
~*~~~*~

Roy: huh.gif Your ganna become a fat slob when you get older and marry Winry?!

Edward: I NEVER SAID I WAS GANNA MARRY WINRY! AND I'M NOT GANNA GO TO FLAB EITHER!

Roy: Then why did you just tell me all of that stuff?

Edward: ... Because you asked me what did I think my life would be like if I got "hooked up" with Winry.

Roy: ... I think I'm suffering from short term memory lose... Can you run all of that by me again? biggrin.gif
Tsutomu Saishuu
Lol, I would actually love to see that happen.
Udon
Udon: *Enters* "Greetings, one and all! Udon has returned!

*Cricket noises*

Udon: *Completely oblivious* "I see my skits were missed greatly!"

*More crickets*

Udon: "But fear not, for I, Udon have come to alleviate the empty holes in your hearts."

*Crickets galore*

Udon: "Speaking of empty holes in my heart, where is my lady love, Ailuro?"

*Cricket infestation*

Udon: "Ailuro! You're faithful suitor has returned!"

*The crickets have taken over thew white house*

Udon: "Ailuro?"

*Planet Earth now belongs to crickets*

Ed: "Dumbass. She left you."

Udon *Sobbing* "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Ed: "Oh, grow up. Happens to the best of us."

Roy: "Indeed."

Udon: "But...she was the only one..."

Roy: "Cheer up. We'll help."

Ed: "Yeah, we know just the place to do it, too!"

Udon: *Sniffle* "Gee...thanks guys."

*All three go off and get plastered*
Quistis88
Wow, the local bar sure is popular.

(great skit smile.gif )
anime lover girl
Udon!!!~your back(Yay!)got idea how adout Ed & Al skit(and i don't mean Yaoi)
Udon
Well, what are you waiting for? Let's hear it!
Ailuro
Udon! I'm terribly sorry! I have been sleeping~ xD
*runs up in dramatic way*
Hex-Sama
I've come back for another skit... Hope I get more replies then the last one laugh.gif * Thank you Tsutomu Saishuu for replying for my first one though biggrin.gif *

~*~~~*~

Roy: Okay Edward, your free to go... However I do have an assignment for you.

Edward: uh huh.gif ... Okay, what is it?

Roy: Get taller. Your dismissed. tongue.gif

Edward: WHAT?! mad.gif I'M TALL ENOUGH AS IT IS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YO- *gets the door slammed in his face* Ow! *rubs his nose*

Hex-Sama: *pats Edward on the back* There there buddy. I know how you feel dry.gif

Edward: Who the heck are you?

Hex-Sama: ... You don't know me? huh.gif

Edward: No. Why are you famous are something? Should I know you?

Hex-Sama: No not really. I'm not that important. I was just trying to make you feel better, because I know how it feels.

Edward: What? To get the door slammed in your face?

Hex-Sama: No. Being called short. *holds up her hands to stop Edward from wigging out* I'm not saying your short!

Edward: Then what are you trying to say?! mad.gif

Hex-Sama: Your normal height. Really, for your age, your normal height. Your not the one with the problem, It's everyone else who has the growth problem. They're too tall. ( Just using this line for the skit, I don't really mean it, so if your really tall, don't be mad smile.gif . Be proud biggrin.gif )

Edward: ... mellow.gif ... Thank you?

Hex-Sama: Your welcome biggrin.gif

Edward: Hang on a second... How old are you anyways?

Hex-Sama: 14, I'm turing 15 next February.

Edward: And how tall are you? *is looking down on her*

Hex-Sama: 4' 10".

Edward: Whoa! ohmy.gif Your only 14 and your not even 5 feet tall?! Your short! *points at her and laughs*

Hex-Sama: No I'm not... Girls are supposed to be short anyways. tongue.gif

Edward: Not as short as you! HAHAHA! *continues pointing and laughing* laugh.gif

Hex-Sama: That's it! mad.gif *tackles him*

Edward: AHHH! SECURITY!

Hex-Sama: It's 8 p.m. No one is here! Muhaha-wow! *is thrown off*

Edward: You'll never catch me, Stubby Legs! HAHAHA! tongue.gif *runs off*

Hex-Sama: *runs after him for a block and then falls over on the pavement and nearly has a heart attack* Wow *gasp for breath* He's fast *gasp for breath* Uh oh blink.gif ... I don't feel so- *passes out*
Quistis88
Awww, poor Hex. sad.gif
Hex-Sama
@Quistis88: Its okay... I'm okay... Everythings ganna be okay. I'm used to it... I'm strong... unsure.gif . NO ITS NOT! I'M WEAK! *starts crying*

Alphonse: Oh no, brother. Look what you did. You made her cry sad.gif ! You should feel ashamed. mad.gif

Edward: ... No not really. I don't feel bad at all

Alphonse: All she was trying to do was comfort you, and now when she's in a time of need you just ignore her? *trys to comfort Hex-Sama*

Edward: ... sad.gif Yeah... Your right Alphonse.

Alphonse: Really brother? smile.gif

Edward: NO laugh.gif ! Hahaha! tongue.gif

Alphonse: Broth- *is cut off by Hex-Sama*

Hex-Sama: It's okay Alphonse. I know that Edward appreicates his fans. He's just got a different way of showing it. I'm still his fan! *pulls out all of her Edward merchandise, including an Edward hat, t-shirt, mini-flag, autograph, and other small items*

Edward: *sees Hex-Sama's devotion* Oh no sad.gif ... What have I done to you?! You poor girl! *covers his face* I'm so sorry! I need to be alone for awhile! *runs off*

Alphonse: Wow... Brother has never acted like that before. You must have really gotten to him.
Quistis88
I bet Ed went to the bar again. Hee. biggrin.gif
Udon
@ Hex-Sama: Sorry for stealing the show on you! sad.gif

@Ailuro: Wai! Ailuro-chan notices me!

Ed: "Oy! When are you gonna get your mind off the chicks and back to reality?"

Udon: "Shut up. Just because you've never been laid..."

Ed: "What! Are you suggesting that I've never done it with anyone!?"

Udon: "Roy doesn't count."

Ed: "And not with Roy, either!"

Udon: "Who then? Winly?"

Ed: "Hmph! Like I'd tell!"

Udon: "Has to be. If it was anyone else, she'd kill you."

Ed: "Shut up!"

Roy: "Oh, do my ears decieve me? Is Ed Finally revealing his love interests?"

Udon: "Either that, or he's secretly in love with you, Roy."

Roy: "My, my...I never thought I had that kind of affect on guys too."

Ed: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!? I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH ROY!"

Udon: "Then it's gotta be Winly."

Roy: "I think maybe he was just lying about being laid. He jus wanted to sound like one of the big guys."

Ed: "GRRRRR!"

*storms off in a rage*

*Udon and Roy exchange glances*

Udon: "Well, now what? We've still got a couple lines of skit left."

Roy: "The bar's still open. You up for a nightcap?"

Udon: *Gives a thumbs up* "Wouldn't miss it!"

*They go off and get plastered*

(A/N: This bar is getting some real business here...happy.gif')
ed's secret agent
But... Ed's only 15... [I feel kind of... horrified]But, that was funny...
Ailuro
Well ESA, get used to it. There's some here who love that stuff.
Not naming any users... >3
ed's secret agent
Well, if that's the way you guys see it, I won't argue with you because I love this topic. [Sorry, if I offended anyone in any way]
Ailuro
Oh I hate how some see it. No offense is taken by anyone. If there was, they're idiots.
ed's secret agent
{thank you and} On with the skits! Hmmm...Maybe...[thinks]I can't think of
anything.How about...[asks neighbor] a Halloween scene?You don't have to use my idea though...
Udon
Alcohol is, and always will be, a mood altering substance that is devloped and enjoyed by all cultures. If you notice, every country has, at some point, developed some form of alcoholic beverage (The Irish and their whisky, the French and Italians and their wine, The Germans and their beer, the Russians and their vodka, the Japanese and their sake...the list goes on).

There was also a point in Elizabethian England when children would drink beer at the table just as readily as adults, and it was considered normal.

Just thought I'd let you know. (Hope you all learned something new today!)

Roy: *Tipsy* "'Ey, Udon? C'mon back and finish your drink, b'fore I finish for you!"

Udon: "Keep it. Ailuro has spoken to me again! I am once again a free spirited human being."

*Udon watches as a cement truck plows into his Mercedes Benz parked outside the bar*

Udon: "...on second thought, order another round. I'm not gonna want to remember that in the morning."
anime lover girl
ok!~how about Ed & Al lost in the woods^_^
Quistis88
We can make skit requests? blink.gif If so, I want to see Ed and Roy in a potato factory, where there are killer potatoes that come alive and demand that the two guys take them to a bar.
Hex-Sama
@Udon: Stealing the show from me?! huh.gif You never did such a thing. I was never in the show. Your were the show the whole time, cause your the skit masta! *bows to his greatness* biggrin.gif

Edward: Hey! You only bow to me, slave girl! *whips Hex-Sama*

Hex-Sama: OW! *rubs her back* sorry sorry! *goes over and starts bowing to Edward*

Edward: Hehehe biggrin.gif . I'm your lord and master! You shall obey only me! Muhaha laugh.gif *gets wacked over the head with a wrench* blink.gif

Winry: What in the world are you doing to this poor girl!?!? mad.gif

Edward: Uh... She's a really loyal fan who wants to be my apprientace. I'm just getting her into line, you know? *gently taps Hex-Sama on the back* Your doing great! *nervous laugh* Keep up the good work! wink.gif *fake smiles*

Winry: Uh huh. dry.gif ... *points her wrench at Edward* Your on my radar... So watch it! *gives him a scary glare* mad.gif

Edward: *gulp* Yes.... W-winry... Whatever you say *slightly shaking with fear* sad.gif

Winry: Good biggrin.gif *sounds happy* *helps Hex-Sama up* Come on, lets go to the living room. I'll show you all my auto-mail stuff! Your ganna like it. biggrin.gif

Edward: *sighs with relief* That was clos- Hey! What's wrong with me?! mad.gif I'm the man! I need to take charge! *Stands up and yells* I NEED TO TAKE CHARGE! *a wrench comes flying out of no where and bops him on the head* Ow! *touches the wound and looks at his now crimson hand* blink.gif Why do I taste ice cream?... *passes out*

P.S. This is completely off topic, but can anyone tell me how I can get pictures in my signature, please? Thank you biggrin.gif
hagane_no_tokage
tokage: *runs into the room and gasps* ohmy.gif edo!! iinchou-sama!!! *drops to knees beside the unconscious ed* oh, speak to me!!

edo: @_@ wha...i had the strangest dream...and you were there! and...*points to nothing* you were there!

tokage: unsure.gif uh...edo... *shakes head* nevermind. come on, sit up, i've got a band-aid for you. *puts bandaid on ed's forehead* pull yourself together, man! how long are you going to let winry beat you up with her hand tools?

edo: *rubs head* as long as she keeps hurling them at me...

tokage: why don't you stand up for yourself? come on, you don't have to take her violence!

edo: mad.gif you know, you're right! WINRY! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU ANYMORE, I'M--

*wrench comes flying from seemingly nowhere*

tokage: *slow-motion* e~~~~do~~~~, lo~~~~~ok o~~~~u~~~~t!!!! *slo-mo dives and pushes ed out of the way, then spins around, matrix style and catches the wrench in her teeth* grrrr!!!! *takes wrench and holds it up triumphantly, and speed returns to normal* winry! i challenge you to a duel!!!!

winry: *clint eastwood face as she and hex emerge from the next room* so...tokage...*hands twitch at her hips, prepared to draw another wrench and a hammer* do ya feel lucky...?

*insert tumbleweed and that western duel music here. you know, the one that goes, 'booweeooweeoooh... wa~~wa~~wa~~~...'*


and somebody feel free to take it away... heh heh... this is fun. XD

@hex: to put an image in your sig, you have to have the image hosted at a url, and then you put in this format: [ img ]your_image_url_here[ /img ] (but remove the spaces between the brackets and the letters...it shows an error if i post them that way...) and the pic should show up. happy.gif
Udon
Al: "Nii-san! We've been walking like this forever! Are you sure we're not lost?"

Ed: "Hey! Who's the smarter one here?"

Al: "It's just that...we've passed this exact spot twice."

*Ed grumbles*

Al: "Why do you think sensei gave us this assignment, Nii-san?"

Ed: *Shrugs* "Sensei has this way of doing things you'd enver expect. And she's always got an agenda when she does the most pointless things. So I'm posative that she's got something up her sleeve."

*They come upon a factory*

Al: "Ohhhh...do you think sensei wanted us to find this?"

Ed: "One way to find out.

Roy: *Stepping out form his hiding spot* "I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Ed: "Roy? What is this place?"

Roy: "You are standing before the threshold of pure evil."

Ed: "Yeah, yeah, heard it before, move out of the way."

Roy: "Don't say I didn't warn you."

*They enter the factory*

Evil Potatoes: "WE WANT BEER! WE WANT BEER! WE WANT BEER! WE WANT-"

*Ed slams the door shut as fast as he could*

Ed: *Panting* "That...was the evilest thing I have ever seen."

Al: "Nii-san! I'm scared!"

Roy: "Told ya."

*Roy walks away*

*The potatoes start forcing the door open*

Ed: "Hey Roy! Aren't you gonna help us!?"

Roy: "You got yourselves into it."

*Ed and Al push back with all their might, but they cannot contain them. Suddenly, they break out, only until...*

Izumi: *Swish! Swish!*

*Izumi comes swooping past, placing seals on all of the evil potatoes, rending them back to their original form."

Ed: "Sensei!? What was that all about!?"

Izumi: "It was all part of your training. What did you learn?"

Al: "That you should always check your destiantion?"

Ed: "That even potatoes can be made into fearsome enemies?"

Izumi: "WRONG! The lesson was NEVER TO TRUST ROY MUSTANG!"

Ed and Al together: "ROGER!"
Hex-Sama
@Tokage: *lmao* Nice touch with the Clint Eastwood get up. Thanks for telling me more about the picture in the signature thing, I appreciate it. biggrin.gif
hagane_no_tokage
QUOTE(Hex-Sama @ Dec 21 2004, 10:33 PM)
@Tokage: *lmao* Nice touch with the Clint Eastwood get up. Thanks for telling me more about the picture in the signature thing, I appreciate it. biggrin.gif

anytime! biggrin.gif this forum is so much fun...it's nice to come home from a crappy day at work and come here and just laugh out loud at all the silly stuff that goes on. happy.gif i'm real happy i joined this little 2-d community, kinda gives me something to look forward to at the end of the day. heh, it's nice to know there are other people who are as...strange as i am. so anytime i can help somebody out, i'm happy to. ^______^
Quistis88
Good work, Udon! That was great fun! You made my night. biggrin.gif
anime lover girl
Thanks Udon I loved it!^o^how about Ed & Roy geting chased by fan-girls,and and a tsunami of milk that Ed has to run from. ^o^ thanks for all the great skits Udon!~ *_* happy.gif ^o^
Udon
Udon: "Nice work Tokage and Hex. Keep up the good work."

Ed: "Complimenting the other skit writer in one of your skits? Now there's food for thought."

Udon: "Quit pestering me. What are you even doing here, anyway?"

Al: "We're on annother assignment from Sensei."

Ed: "Yeah, she wouldn't tell us what it was, but she told us to wait here until something happened."

*Udon's face turns deadpan, before he bolts away, suddenly*

Ed: "Oro? Al, did you scare him or something?"

Al: *Quivering* "Um...I don't think so, Nii-san...look!"

*Ed turns his gaze to the massive horde of fangirls, rushing all out towards them*

Fangirls: "WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT-"

Ed: "AHHHHH!"

*Ed bolts away, yelling and screaming as the horde chasses him around town."

Al: *Crying* "Even though it looks bothersome, how come I don't have a horde of fangirls chasing after me?"

*Al suddenly notices an impending shadow looming over him. He turns and sees a tidal wave of milk rushing towards him*

Al: "AHHH! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?"

*Al rushes off, being chased by the tsunami, which engulfs the entire town*

*Al is left lying down, experiencing what indeed most of the town could only describe as a very large, yet surprisingly brief milk wash*

Al: "What the heck was that?"

*Ed goes running past, followed moments later by the same horde of fangirls, seemingly unaffected by the milk tsunami*

Fangirls: "WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT-"

Ed: "Al! Do something!"

Al: "What am I supposed to do!?"

Ed: "Anything!"

*Al Slowly gets up, before seeing another familiar shadow looming ominously over him. This time, it's orange juice*

Al: "What is this? Attack of the beverages?"

*Al rushes off in vain as the entire town experiences a juice bath*

Al: *Lying down once more* "What the heck is going on?"

*Once again, Ed goes rushing past, followed by the same horde of fangirls*

Al: "I'm starting to see a pattern here..."

*Sure enough, this time, a surge of lemonade washes over the entire city*

*This goes on for a while, cycling through apple cider, ice tea, wine, and chocolate milk*

Al: *Lying on the ground, now somewhat more colorful than before "I've had enough of this..."

Ed: *Grabbing Al as he rushes past* "Come on Al, we're out of here!"

*Ed drags Al, tailing along, as the horde of fangirls pursuis them unfallingly*

Fangirls: "WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT-"

Ed: "Don't you poeple ever give up!?"

*Al notices to his great dismay that the collective beverages that have followed suit after each horde of fangirls have merged into one gigantic tidal wave and began to rise over everything*

Al: "Um...Nii-san?"

*Ed turns, just in time to see*

*KA-SPLOOOSH!*

*Ed emerges coughing and hacking from the collective liquids, as Al sits patienty at the bottom of the flooded city, hoping that his blood seal remained intact*

*Eventually, the liquid drains and Al and Ed reuinite*

Ed: "Well, the flood seems to have washed away the fangirls?"

Al: "I wonder why they were being trailed by a tsunami of beverages anyhow?"

Ed: "Eh, who cares? Let's jsut get back to sensei and tell her what happened."

Al: "You think this was our assignment? To survive this? Would sensei ask us to do such a thing?"

Ed: "Knowing her? I'd say we got off easy."

*They walk off*

Udon: *Trapped in a wet hole in the ground* "Umm...a little help here..."
Ailuro
That one was great! xD *hugs Udon just because*
Hex-Sama
@Udon: *claps* Bravo! Encore! Encore! Your still the Skit Master Udon. I've got to tell my friends about your skits. They need to get up off of their lazy bums and come to this website. Thanks for complemeting mine and Tokage's work. biggrin.gif
Quistis88
Wonderful! laugh.gif
anime lover girl
hey udon do you just do fullmetal Alchemist skits??_?
Udon
Well, to tell the truth, this is my first attempt at skits of any sort. I just sorta make them up as I go along. Any other anime's added in will be accomodated, asuming I know what they are.

Come on, poeple! More ideas!
Ailuro
Alright, another letter then.

Dear Edward,

Is it stressful being famous? It must've been hard getting accustomed to everyone knowing your name. Or do you thrive off of the fame?
Har har, that rhymed.

~Ailuro
Udon
Ed: "Dear Ailuro,

Being famous is great! I mean, you just walk up to some places and they give you stuff. For free! And the admirers never stop."

Al: *Holding a door shut with no small effort* "Um...Nii-san? I can't them back for long..."

Ed: *Aside* "Just a few more minutes!" *Back to the audience* "Umm...don't play any attention to him. Anyway, yeah, being famous has a lot of advantages. And being a state alchemist means I get protection from whatever hordes of fans that come my way."

Havoc: *Checks watch* "Well, that's my shift. Nice knowing you, Ed."

Ed: *Gulps* "Um...well, at least half the fans are all over Roy. I can't imagine what he's got to deal with."

*Roy smiles, as he is carried on golden throne by a troupe of fan girls, fanned by three more fangirls, sipping a martini (supplied by another fangirl, of course)*

Roy: "Hmm? did you say something, Ed?"

Al: "Nii-san! They're coming through!"

Ed: "Um...we're experiencing...um...technical difficulties...we'll be back...atfer this...commercial break..."

*The fangirls bust in through the door, as Ed and Al run for cover*

Riza: "How long do you think they'll be?"

Roy: *From his seat* "Oh, they've got endurance on their side. I'd give them fifteen minutes."

Riza: "Enjoying your massage?"

Roy: "Quite. Want one? I think I see some Riza fanboys over there. Just don't let them cop a feel on ya."

Riza: "I oughta shoot you for that one."

Roy: "Yeah, listen, Riza, love to chat, but I'm kinda busy at the moment. Mm...a little to the left..."

Riza: "Honestly."

Riza Fanboys: "WE WANT RIZA! WE WANT RIZA!"

*Riza glares*

*The fanboys run away*

Ed Fangirls: "WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED!"

Ed and Al: "HELP US!"

*Riza glares again*

*The fangirls run away*

Ed: "Gee, thanks.

Al: "How can we ever repay you?"

Riza: *Looking at Roy* "Hmm...I bet I could think of a way."

***

Udon: "What is this dastardly idea that Riza has in store of Roy? Stay Tuned!"
Ailuro
Oh, can't wait! >D
Quistis88
I can't wait either. Keep it up, Udon, they're great! biggrin.gif
Hex-Sama
@Udon: *rotfl* The fans are crazy! And I'm one of them! laugh.gif Great job and I can't wait tell the next half! smile.gif

Edward: You are a crazy fan laugh.gif ! *looks down at Hex-Sama, who is holding on to his leg for dear life* NOW GET OFF ME mad.gif !!!-

Winry: Gives Edward a death glare* mad.gif

Edward: sad.gif uh... *looks down back at Hex-Sama, who's eyes are watering with tears* ... *gives in* I'm sorry... That I... Yelled at you... Now... Can you please... let go of me.

Hex-Sama: Okay *lets go and gets up* You guys want popcorn? I want popcorn. *walks off to get popcorn*

Winry: ...

Edward: ...

Winry: So... *looks at Edward*

Edward: So... *looks back at Winry*

Hex-Sama: Pops out of the bushes with a camera* HAHA! SOLID EDWARD/WINRY EVIDENCE! *takes a million pictures*

Edward: *covers his eyes from the blinding flashes* AH! MY EYES!

Winry: *puts on some sunglasses* I told you Edward. You should have bought those sunglasses from that general store down the block, but do you ever listen to me? NO! You don't! Now your spazing out because the flash is so strong and it's hurting your eyes... You... Chibi-kins *laughs her @$$ off* laugh.gif

Edward: *squinting his eyes shut tight and flinging his arms around* I'LL GET THE BOTH OF YOU! COME ON! I'LL TAKE YOU BOTH ON! I'LL TEACH YOU WHO TO CALL SHORT! AHH! *punches a solid brick wall with his left hand* OOOW!!!! AHHH! *falls to the ground and grabs his left hand* *taking deep breaths* WHY?! WHY AM I PLAGUED SO?!?!

Hex-Sama: Oh my goodness I have to get this on film! *whips out a video camera* laugh.gif

Winry: Keep it on! *in front of the camera* *acts like a news reporter* Hello. Winry Rockbell here, reporting live from Central City Park, interviewing the one and only Full Metal Alchemist, Edward Elric. *bends down to edward, who is still crying out in pain* Tell me Mr. Elric, how are you feeling?

Edward: I'M IN LOTS OF PAIN! THANKS TO YOU! *points a woman walking her dog through the park*

Winry: Well, it has caught my attention that you are still temporarly blind since I'm standing to your right... Chibi-kins *laughs more*

Edward: THIS ISN'T A SOME GAME OF MARCO POLO! GET OVER HERE! * swings his arms and hooks them around Winry's legs, causing her to fall down*

Winry: AHHHH! HELP ME HEX! HELP M- *edward puts one of his hands over her mouth*

Hex-Sama: No way Winry! This could be positive Edward/Winry evidence! *takes a million more pictures*

Edward: OH NO! NO MORE PICTURES! *swings his other arm around and grabs Hex-Sama*

Hex-Sama: AHHHH! NO! NO! N- *is cut off*

~*~~~*~

Edward: Talking into the camera* And once again, the day is saved by... ME! biggrin.gif Would you like to see the criminals? They are all tied up at the moment. MUHAHAHA! *points the camera at Hex-Sama and Winry, who are both tied up and have gags in their mouths* Now... I wonder what will happen if I left them here for awhile... Like... Maybe a few days... Or a week... *ponders* MUHAHAHA! laugh.gif
anime lover girl
@Udon:Like a shaman king skit.
If anybody can do a shaman king skit please do one. happy.gif
nanayamiyugi
CROSS-DRESSING Y'ALL
ed's secret agent
You guys should go on with that skit where Riza's gonna do something to Roy... laugh.gif
ashtrale
Can't get enough of all those skits. I just love you Udon, especially with that skit where it have "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"
*steals all the quotes*
sevter
*pops head into thread* Hello?

Umm...yeah, this thread looks interesting...may get some ideas for skits. Must it be FMA? How do you guys feel about Gundam Wing skits? Umm..right...

*feels intimidated*

~sevter~
Hex-Sama
@Sevter: I'd do a Gundam Wing skit for you... Only if I can remember more about it sad.gif . It's been atleast 3 years since I've seen a single episode of GW *cries*

Edward: ohmy.gif *gasp* You can't remember?

Hex-Sama: No *cries more* I don't even remember how to spell the character names! *is ashamed* sleep.gif

Edward: I'm ashamed just to know you mad.gif ! *scolds Hex-Sama*

Alphonse: Brother, don't be so stern with her, your going to hurt her feelings again sad.gif .

Edward: Okay okay dry.gif .

Alphonse: *looks at Edward*

Edward: ... What Alphonse huh.gif ? *sighs* Fine then dry.gif ... I'm... I'm sorry Hex dry.gif .

Hex-Sama: *is already back to normal and isn't crying anymore* It's okay biggrin.gif .

Edward: blink.gif What the? You were just inconsulable. How did you get back to normal so fast?

Hex-Sama: biggrin.gif The anti-depression medicine is kicking it laugh.gif .

*I apologize to people who have to take anti-depressents and I don't really have a problem with depression sleep.gif *
sevter
Duo: She can't remember me? Moi? I mean...how can she not remember me? I'm adorable. I'm angsty. I'm beloved by all. I'm...

Heero: *thwaps* Shut up baka.

Duo: *rubs head* Awww...but Heero!!!

Wufei: *thwaps* Shut up Maxwell.

Duo: Everybody's bullying me!!! I'm so hurt! *sniff sniff*

*Quatre enters with Trowa*

Duo: Q-man!!! *preparing to tackle Quatre*

Trowa: *glares*

Duo: *deflates* Ah yeah...eh heh heh heh. I'll leave you two alone now...
Hex-Sama
@sevter: Thank you! I can remember some of them now, like Duo and Heero. Duo was my favorite character and his gundam is also my favorite.
sevter
@Hex-sama: Don't mention it.

Duo: *basks in the spotlight ala Armstrong style*

Heero: *thwaps* Baka. We have a mission.

Duo: *pouts* Fine. *throws kisses at his adoring fans*

Fans: *screams hysterically and tries to rip Duo's shirt off*

Duo: Hee-chan!!! Help me!!! *looks desperately at Heero*

Heero: Hn. *draws out gun* Ryoukai. *starts shooting into the crowd*
anime lover girl
Cute!Now how about a shaman king one(please)
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