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Tombow
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jun 2 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]405005[/snapback]
Yap, I saw the episode of MythBuster that was showing that they got capacity to "learn." biggrin.gif
Chiyo
When Final Destination 3 becomes...reality!
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Tombow @ Jun 3 2006, 04:26 AM) [snapback]405337[/snapback]

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jun 2 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]405005[/snapback]
Yap, I saw the episode of MythBuster that was showing that they got capacity to "learn." biggrin.gif

I saw that too. I had a bubble-eye goldfish who knew what his food container looked like and would get excited when I would pick it up to feed him.

I miss the freaky little guy. sad.gif
QUOTE(Chiyo @ Jun 3 2006, 06:11 AM) [snapback]405354[/snapback]

When Final Destination 3 becomes...reality!

That's horrible, poor woman. ohmy.gif
See, tanning is bad for you. tongue.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(Chiyo @ Jun 3 2006, 08:11 AM) [snapback]405354[/snapback]
When Final Destination 3 becomes...reality!
Whoa!! What a nightmare that must have been!!


OT:
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jun 3 2006, 11:45 AM) [snapback]405405[/snapback]
I had a bubble-eye goldfish who knew what his food container looked like and would get excited when I would pick it up to feed him.

I miss the freaky little guy. sad.gif
Awwww... My replacement Molly has been doing very well, thanks to Mini-san's advice!! biggrin.gif
Carnal Malefactor
We have a new winner in the 'stupidest man in the world' contest.
[envelope, please]
MICHAEL CHERTOFF!

yup. the Bush Administration is ALL ABOUT STOPPING TERRORISM... IN OMAHA, MOTHERF'ING NEBRASKA!

I think I'm gonna buy a rifle and take a trip down to D.C.
Drina
With all that money flying around, kind of makes you wonder where it all went, eh? The figures really just don't, well, figure.

Aren't there several really important military bases in Nebraska? I remember reading about them in Alas, Babylon.

It makes me laugh that you rarely see Ohio as important. Silly Ohio. Ah, but I do love its hills, farms, and unpredictable weather.

What a crazy world. *sigh* But I suppose that's just how it is. happy.gif
Popogeejo
God will save us!
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Jun 6 2006, 04:55 AM) [snapback]406978[/snapback]

Opps, guess he was in the can. tongue.gif

I'm glad I was able to help with Molly Tombow.
How cute, we both have critters named Molly. laugh.gif
alchemist x
^mmmm yummy biggrin.gif
Jaganshi
Bwahahah! That is the worst thing that I have ever heard.

Chiyo
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Jun 6 2006, 12:55 PM) [snapback]406978[/snapback]

Who wants to break into a chorus of 'The Circle of Life' with me?
Ice Blizzard
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Jun 6 2006, 07:55 AM) [snapback]406978[/snapback]


Looks like gods on a lunch break tongue.gif
Carnal Malefactor
real body found at fake crime scene

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alchemist x
Oh, the irony happy.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Jesus built my machine gun or Gunning for Christ.

Apologies if this has been posted before.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jun 7 2006, 11:24 AM) [snapback]407583[/snapback]

Jesus built my machine gun or Gunning for Christ.

Apologies if this has been posted before.

laugh.gif AWESOME! I wonder if Immolation is on the soundtrack. tongue.gif
alchemist x
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jun 7 2006, 10:24 AM) [snapback]407583[/snapback]

Jesus built my machine gun or Gunning for Christ.

Apologies if this has been posted before.


BWAHAHA I knew god hated jews..... <wait why the f*ck did i just say that. that pretained to nothing of the link.

AAAAAny way. Yeah sounds like fun.
asunder
public humiliation for thieves: http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
Tombow
QUOTE(asu @ Jun 8 2006, 01:29 AM) [snapback]408149[/snapback]

public humiliation for thieves: http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
Hmmm, okay... I hope it'll be worth doing all that... unsure.gif
Zarpia
I adore the lady that return my cell phone when i lost it like a year ago laugh.gif I gave her a reward but she didn't wanted.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(asu @ Jun 7 2006, 11:29 PM) [snapback]408149[/snapback]

public humiliation for thieves: http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

Thank god for the stupid for they provide hours of entertainment! biggrin.gif


And.......
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner! laugh.gif
Popogeejo
Yay Damien!

http://www.krazygamers.com/anime/article/610.html

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IGN has reported that Nintendo has now sold over 3 million copies of Animal Crossing: Wild World and is now taking the property further by developing an anime for it. The new anime is to be directed by Jouji Shimura, who has also worked on Master Keaton and Shin Angyo Onshi. The anime movie is set to release this December in Japan with no official release date in the United States.
Zarpia
^I love AC, but an anime is a little to much XD
Popogeejo
I more intrested that Nintendo is making animes. C'mon Pikmin anime!
Quistis88
Hmm . . . if they're making this kind of anime, then I want a Pacman anime.
Popogeejo
Bears are cowards.
MonsterEnvy
That's one of the funniest things that i've seen in a while... awesome.

Must have been a terrifying cat.
Jaganshi
O.O Oh...geez.

Poor bear...
Carnal Malefactor
More reason to hate cats.
Tombow
A 15 pounds overly territorial "Jack the ripper"!! huh.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Awww who's the good kitty? biggrin.gif

That must have been one mean cat or one sissy bear.
Popogeejo
The bear was reported to be wearing a Green Hat and tie and seemed to be saying something abuot "Pic-a-nic" baskets.

Cats are so evil. Like ninjas of the Animal kindom.
alchemist x
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Jun 11 2006, 10:42 AM) [snapback]410291[/snapback]

The bear was reported to be wearing a Green Hat and tie and seemed to be saying something abuot "Pic-a-nic" baskets.

Cats are so evil. Like ninjas of the Animal kindom.


Yogy the bear XD


Wow that bear got pwned. XD
Toby-Chan
Cretins! Stop Stealing Childhoods, please!
Popogeejo
I'll top that and tell you that kids in UK schools may no longer call others "sissy" as it encourages homophobia in later life
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5080108.stm

And that religous schools want to be exempt from anti descrimination laws.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5088528.stm
Envy's lil' miniskirt
And the sissyfication of the new generation continues.

I don't understand why parents don't just seal their kids in a bubble until they are 18 if they're that worried about everything.

Back in my day we had all the "dangerous" equipment and some tan bark or gravel to fall into when we fell off of whatever we were climbing on. We would spin around on those merry-go-round things until we either flew off or would stumble off puking. We would jump off swings and stumble face first into the ground. We would climb all over the monkey bars and when we fell we got back up and did it again.

Yet somehow we all made it to adulthood.

I wonder how much of it is greed and how much of it is hysteria driven?
Carnal Malefactor
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Cement crawl tubes?

"Vagrants. The longer they are, the higher possibility that a vagrant could stay in them.
OH COME ON! THAT'S HALF THE FUN RIGHT THERE! Poking the bums with sticks to try and get them to come out.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
No fair! ohmy.gif

I never had vagerents in my cement tubes to poke at with sticks. My childhood was robbed I'm going to sue! mad.gif
Toby-Chan
Spill hot coffee on yourself? Sue the restaurant!

Kid scrapes his knee? Sue the school!

Irresponsibly give out your own information on the internet and end up assaulted? Sue MySpace!

Really, now...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Common Toby you know personal resposibility is out of fashion. What ever it is obviously is someone elses fault not matter how careless with your safety you are.

Maybe they should up the myspace age to 18 since there's all these dumb teenagers posting information about crimes they committed and giving out so much personal information that they can be stalked.
Carnal Malefactor
MySpace = instamolest
Quistis88
I agree with mini. If the underaged-users category is eliminated altogether, there might (keyword) be less of these cases due to stupidity. I personally do not blame MySpace for stuff like this.
Popogeejo
I don't get why she's sueing. Is she saying that for the right ammount of cash anyone could asult her?

"Well he did do some terrible things to me but this $10,000 from someone who did nothing wrong makes it all ok."

If myspace looses this lawsuite then it'll a very bad day for everyone.


EDIT
Free money!
Water Achemist
Superman's Gay Jesus!
Toby-Chan
This is what I hate about our educational system.

We discourage students from giving responses that are 'too intelligent', so they can match the framework of the grading system and be just like everyone else.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Jul 7 2006, 06:49 PM) [snapback]419647[/snapback]

This is what I hate about our educational system.

We discourage students from giving responses that are 'too intelligent', so they can match the framework of the grading system and be just like everyone else.

That's actually Britain's education system. tongue.gif

Still, it's absolutely retarded.
Toby-Chan
"Our" as in the modern education system in general. Brits are not excluded.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Jul 7 2006, 07:07 PM) [snapback]419652[/snapback]

"Our" as in the modern education system in general. Brits are not excluded.

Not every country is like this. It's irresponsible to lump them all together.
Chiyo
Irresponsible British people? Persih the thought...

bugger

Anyway, don't get me started on exams. I took an exam and failed miserably even though I was pretty sure I did fine. I took the exam again 2 months later without doing any extra study and got a B, thats jumping 4 grades up. Someone cocked up and it was me.

Another exam was based on my opinion. If the examiner (normal people with no qualifications) didn't agree with my opinion, I failed automatically.
Blitz
^ Holy shit.... Twenty kids. *shudders* That's gonna be hell for the dad when it comes to college tuitions.

I got the 1000th post!
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