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Celestial Shadow
QUOTE(Mini @ Jan 11 2006, 05:26 PM) [snapback]337789[/snapback]

I've done some pretty crazy stuff for drawings, and I don't blame this guy for doing what he did, but why was he in the desert anyway huh.gif
DZBrick6
Now THAT was funny! Talk about your 'dedicated artists'...
Quistis88
Creeeeeepy...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 12 2006, 05:48 PM) [snapback]338039[/snapback]



I saw that! I want a cyclops kitty!! laugh.gif
He's so freaky looking, too bad he didn't survive. sad.gif
Zarpia
ohmy.gif he didn't? didn't read the entire think sad.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 12 2006, 07:48 PM) [snapback]338039[/snapback]

Ugh!! Looks like something you'd only see it in the movie!! blink.gif
And, she's keepng the corps in her freezer!! huh.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(What, no bacon? @ Jan 13 2006, 06:46 PM) [snapback]338283[/snapback]

Hey, these things are cool!! laugh.gif
“Condoms are cheaper than diapers.” Now that sounds like coming from true experience!! XDDD
Celestial Shadow
laugh.gif I'd kill that parrot!
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 17 2006, 09:23 AM) [snapback]339372[/snapback]


laugh.gif laugh.gif

A two-fer today.

Beware of flying shrimp!

and

Impalement for all!!!
Zarpia
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

10 mill??? I'll never toss a shrimp again XD

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

O.o I wonder how many votes he will get...
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 02:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

Hey, if Jesse Ventura can win in that state... laugh.gif
Quistis88
QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 17 2006, 10:23 AM) [snapback]339372[/snapback]

laugh.gif That's so amusing.

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 12:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

Must be careful next time I eat out. biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 12:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

Ohh, nice. biggrin.gif
Tombow
Whoa, almost a hat trick today!! biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 17 2006, 11:23 AM) [snapback]339372[/snapback]

Gaha!! laugh.gif
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

Sounds like something I might see on SNL!! XDDD
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 17 2006, 01:06 PM) [snapback]339399[/snapback]

Bacon is right!! Must be something in the water in that town!! laugh.gif
Zarpia
QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 18 2006, 11:25 AM) [snapback]339828[/snapback]

"Careful, don’t squeeze too hard, or your child may explode!"
I could use that on some people >>

QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 18 2006, 11:25 AM) [snapback]339828[/snapback]

"This day I will marry my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love." ..... laugh.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 18 2006, 09:25 AM) [snapback]339828[/snapback]


I have to have one of those butter dishes. ohmy.gif

QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 18 2006, 09:25 AM) [snapback]339828[/snapback]


Dumb.
I agree with granny, he should get a pre-nup. Besides, they had such a bad relationship that he wrote a song about killing her.

I give it six months.
Celestial Shadow
QUOTE(Zarpia-chan @ Jan 18 2006, 12:11 PM) [snapback]339837[/snapback]

"This day I will marry my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love." ..... laugh.gif
I know. If you've heard his songs, it's like a joke.


QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 18 2006, 12:18 PM) [snapback]339841[/snapback]

QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 18 2006, 09:25 AM) [snapback]339828[/snapback]


I have to have one of those butter dishes. ohmy.gif
I know, they're cool biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 18 2006, 12:18 PM) [snapback]339841[/snapback]
Dumb.
I agree with granny, he should get a pre-nup. Besides, they had such a bad relationship that he wrote a song about killing her.

I give it six months.
I give it less.
Carnal Malefactor
Wait, Eminem's 33, and his grandma is only 66? Babies havin' babies... it's not just for CURRENT teenagers anymore. blink.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
He does have white trash lineage after all.

Look at his mom.

And.....

Even snakes need buddies

However, I noticed that the snake is about to shed (the eye is cloudy) so I wonder if after the shed they snake will get hungry and eat poor Gohan. sad.gif
Celestial Shadow
World's first face transplant patient uses new lips to smoke. It's pretty sad in many ways when you think about it...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Leave it to the American media to focus on the fact that, on no! This woman is smoking!!! Rather than the fact that this operation can be performed at all. If the doctors are so worried about it they should help this woman quit smoking, it's not an easy thing to do.
Zarpia
QUOTE(Celestial Shadow @ Jan 18 2006, 07:00 PM) [snapback]339982[/snapback]

QUOTE(Zarpia-chan @ Jan 18 2006, 12:11 PM) [snapback]339837[/snapback]

"This day I will marry my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love." ..... laugh.gif
I know. If you've heard his songs, it's like a joke.

Yeah I know almost all of his songs I have the CD's laugh.gif

@Mini - I have seen the same in Animal Planet I think, the snake looked bigger and the haster was smaler XD

Envy's lil' miniskirt
Neighbor from hell! ohmy.gif
Zarpia
Man that was long XD
And next door they are renting a house....I'm scare now XD
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 19 2006, 12:49 PM) [snapback]340217[/snapback]

Leave it to the American media to focus on the fact that, on no! This woman is smoking!!! Rather than the fact that this operation can be performed at all. If the doctors are so worried about it they should help this woman quit smoking, it's not an easy thing to do.

Defensive much? rolleyes.gif
Didn't you read the whole article? Smoking after such a surgery could lead to tissue rejection. That's the main point.
Sleeping Forest
...crazy news item?

...i don't read the news...

...eh, there's a comic convention (hosted by Tokyopop) coming to NYC!!!

...not that that's crazy or anything...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
And people wonder why I hate western medicine
Blitz
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 20 2006, 07:24 PM) [snapback]340714[/snapback]

o_O Whoa... Not cool...
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 20 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]340714[/snapback]

What the heck? What is wrong with the world? Why can they not just give answers? How much are they getting off the black markets?
Tombow
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 20 2006, 06:24 PM) [snapback]340714[/snapback]

Leaves me speechless!! huh.gif
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 20 2006, 07:24 PM) [snapback]340714[/snapback]

...doubleyoo...tee...eff!?! blink.gif

That's like a very disturbing episode of 'Punk'd'
Zarpia
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 20 2006, 06:24 PM) [snapback]340714[/snapback]

blink.gif how...as tomboy said, I'm speechless too.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Man possibly chases green fairy right off boat.
Carnal Malefactor
Is this how god punishes porn dealers?
Molecular Alchemist
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 20 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]340714[/snapback]


*scratches head* I thought that staphlococcus pyrogenese was the horrible flesh-eating bacteria huh.gif And what ever happened to medicine...did it just revert back to medieval times? Next week, tympaning and leeches!
Tombow
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 23 2006, 03:10 PM) [snapback]341876[/snapback]

"Witnesses say Smith and his bride, Jennifer Hagel-Smith, were heavily intoxicated and argued in the ship's bar the night Smith disappeared. Passengers say Smith called his wife names and she responded by kicking him in the groin hard enough to double him over." (from the linked article)
Ane then, Mr. Smith drunk some cookie stuff, and disappears into darkness...
Gaha!! Some honeynoon!! huh.gif

QUOTE(Molecular Alchemist @ Jan 23 2006, 03:29 PM) [snapback]341885[/snapback]

*scratches head* I thought that staphlococcus pyrogenese was the horrible flesh-eating bacteria huh.gif And what ever happened to medicine...did it just revert back to medieval times? Next week, tympaning and leeches!

Oh, yes, they do use leeches these days. laugh.gif Old medicine is "new and trendy" again!! biggrin.gif
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jan 23 2006, 02:10 PM) [snapback]341876[/snapback]

laugh.gif That was great. I didn't know Oscar Wilde and Mr. Poe drank absinthe. I want some, too. huh.gif If I drink some, would I become a Wilde Poe . . . ?

QUOTE(Void @ Jan 23 2006, 02:20 PM) [snapback]341881[/snapback]

"Everything was incinerated", eh? That has got to be some form of divine punishment. biggrin.gif
Carnal Malefactor
...at least it wasn't a necktie... blink.gif
Quistis88
Hoo. That's freak accidents for you.
Smoke Alchemist
QUOTE(Void @ Jan 27 2006, 03:35 PM) [snapback]343874[/snapback]


OMG that is so horrible >.< ohmy.gif
Molecular Alchemist
QUOTE(Void @ Jan 27 2006, 04:35 PM) [snapback]343874[/snapback]

Somehow, it reminds me of Pulp Fiction
Tombow
QUOTE(Void @ Jan 27 2006, 05:35 PM) [snapback]343874[/snapback]

..Then the uncle whips up a gun, and kill himself... blink.gif
Men, if I had an uncle like that, attending family reunion would be a life or death mission... huh.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Void @ Jan 27 2006, 03:35 PM) [snapback]343874[/snapback]


Once again.

Dumbass+gun=tragedy

Oh, I dunno. Sounds like a good day to me
Celestial Shadow
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Feb 3 2006, 07:24 PM) [snapback]346403[/snapback]

That's so stupid! So many kids write about killing Bush! I should be in jail then!
Carnal Malefactor
Oprah? ...Take his ass to Git'mo! He can't say that about Oprah! laugh.gif

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Feb 3 2006, 08:24 PM) [snapback]346403[/snapback]

QUOTE(Void @ Jan 27 2006, 03:35 PM) [snapback]343874[/snapback]


Once again.

Dumbass+gun=tragedy


=Darwin award
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Only the bay area would have a story like this.

To make it more crazy, it was on the front page of the paper this morning.
Tombow
This isn't anything political, but it's so unusual!! blink.gif
Mr. Vice President shoots a man while hunting

On the good side, it seems our Vice President always travels with an ambulance and emergency doctors standing by, and that came in handy. happy.gif
ed's numbuh 1 fan
QUOTE(Tombow @ Feb 14 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]350011[/snapback]

This isn't anything political, but it's so unusual!! blink.gif
Mr. Vice President shoots a man while hunting

On the good side, it seems our Vice President always travels with an ambulance and emergency doctors standing by, and that came in handy. happy.gif

ara! i heard that on the radio this morning! and i heard on the news that the guy he shot had a minor heart-attack because of it sad.gif he's not doing well i heard
alchemist x
Lol yup i was listing to my favorite morning show on the radio and they had a song called...

Cheney's Got a gun

and i watched the daily show on comidy central.

But on the radio they had a little skit and cheney was taking about
how his friend doesnt need to take him to court and then you hear a gunshot. lolololol

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