True, but I didn't realize until just ten minutes ago. In other words, until you put it that way.

*exasperated* Sure... yeah...

I guess even though I'm older than you I'm less corrupted.

Bacon... ? Where are you? Punch this guest for me...

Kids nowadays.

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*end of rope* Right, okay, to crown the scandals, Bacon and I will sleep on Christmas, okay?

How do you sleep ON Christmas? You can sleep ON a holiday?

Maybe you meant in it in a figurative context.

Hm.. I thought you were against premarital sex?

OK, this has become a spam thread.

MOM!!! *yells* You KNOW what I'm saying!!! And it's juss to end the stuff and gossip!

I'll give it a chance to turn around.

Aww, sorry, dear. Mommy's really tired . . . still have a take-home exam to finish, not to mention my essay . . .

You're not exactly helping.

No, but I can't have news items coming out of my ears all the time. Wait, I actually DO have one . . .

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?p...26-5-2004_pg9_8

*hugs Mommy* I'm sorry too, Mommy...

*hugs* And now, back on topic. What do you think of the news link I just posted?

We need more news like that.

Yeah, interesting, isn't it? Whose side would you take?

Side? Tough. I personally think it's wrong for the wife to have a plastic surgery, but then the husband is also narrow-minded. Both are shallow, undoubtedly. I'll take neither's side. I'm just going to laugh at them.

Yeah. Shallowness on the man's part. False advertising on the woman's.

he really brought the male population to a whole new 'level'.

oh man, what a dumbass. i feel sorry for the woman -- she must have hated how she looked and spent all that money to become prettier, only then have some idiot who only cared about her looks to fall in love with her, then divorce and sue her. that really, really sucks. hey, when i get older i may do some minor plastic surgery to my chin because i bashed it in when i was young and it's very un-prominent

Wow...O_O xrninja...

I like the way I am. Ugly or not...I don't mind..,

i don't love the rest of my face, but i was born with those features and i'm fine with that. the chin was a product of falling face first off the monkey bars in preschool and it not only messed up my teeth and subjected me to 11 years of orthodontics, my chin got bashed in and the tip is about an inch farther back than most people's. which does not make me happy.

Ouch...but you don't look bad when you posted your picture...

my mouth was closed and the picture was taken from the front and i was young; my chin seems to be retreating as i age, God knows why. but i'd never completely change my looks like the lady in the article probably did, or what those people on that show "the swan" do. i'm okay with the people on extreme makeover, but the people on the swan weren't really ugly to begin with and don't really need the surgery.

I'm happy with how I look... and I believe everyone here is pretty!

If it makes you feel any better, my father has no chin whatsoever.

...he'll never be able to play the violin...

--> I haven't used this smiley in awhile

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6676586/?GT1=5936

Dude. It's so much more than an insert word, now. You know, the kind that you stuff between other words out of habit. Like fluff.

Dude.

Dude, that's some crazy stuff. I never knew those Linguist dudes had that much time on their hands, dude.

dude, i'm a californian. we say it so much we don't even notice that we say it so much

I blame the Ninja Turtles...

I've read of this artical before Gashole....yesterday to be exact. When I was finding sometime about cancer... thanks...

^ sorry that was me again...

Dude, this is, like, totally rad... now will someone mind telling me... wtf is going on?

^ Is awfully modest about her IQ and her goal to find a cure for cancer.

Woah... cure for cancer... I'd love to find that one out, if I ever become a bio-chemist...

Apparent all they could tell me was how breast cancer is making it's progress and blah blah blah...good to hear/read/see/smell that though.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/09/terrorist...r.ap/index.html

What's next? The X-Men being pressed into service to protect our borders? Sheesh.

Lasers, eh? What will they think of next?

Big-people scissors (the kind with pointed blades) that can be used as razors. Just a suggestion, for those FBI agents who're monitering public forums like these....

You think maybe they may just be trying to get their money back because Evanescence sucks?

Don't know about the news though but it's just totally...how you say it...censore?

I think it's silly. It's not Wal-Mart's fault that Evanescence had a profane word in their songs. It's not like they can listen to every single CD they sell to make darn sure that those words aren't in there.

People who sue for reasons like these are not rational people.

Take a look at this, kids. Think again before buying a laptop.
Laptop a threat to family plans

I've heard of this story, too, but this is the first time I've read the article...

So does it only affect guys? I mean, you know, since they only metioed...well, whatever. In any case, I've also heard it affected women, too, but I'm not sure.

In any case, let's just all leave it on the desk, please!

But then, if you're stupid enough to want to do something like that to your organs, you shouldn't be starting families anyway.

That's the least they can do!

Speaking google unleashed on internet

Interesting.

Hmm. Huh. Well, don't know exactly how to respond.

So in how many languages are they making Speegle, I wonder?

English is probably their first priority. Which reminds me of this news item:

China 'blocks Google news site'