Family or friends often press a reluctant groom, lubricated with vodka and beer, into carrying out an abduction.

[Early Christians would use numbers to hide the identity of people who they were attacking: 616 refers to the Emperor Caligula."

Caligula!?  If so, I am surprised.  Not.  Maybe it has something to do with that brain fever of his. 

Could be, but I have Bush pegged as the anti-christ. Him or Bill Gates not sure which one. Maybe both.

Nice.  I know many spoiled brats that I can try this on. 

I kind of thought of you and the kid that smashed your fingers with the piano when I saw it.

I wouldn't be surprised if it also happened in a casino, but doesn't this happen in many schools in the States as well?  Mistaking harmless things and concepts as something dangerous? 

"We are still illegal," instructor Kimberlee Cline said before her 20-minute demonstration. "If we want to be treated as business professionals, we need to act ethically within the industry."

Hey, speaking of bestiality, did you guys happen to catch Alan Colmes' radio show last week? Colmes was talking to incredibly aptly named anti-abortion nutjob Neal Horsley, and the conversation naturally turned to the subject of mule-humping.

?I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like it might feel good,? Horsley confessed, speaking of his misspent youth. ?You had sex with animals?? Colmes asked. "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule,? Horsley replied.

When Colmes suggested that this aberrant, deviant behavior might be aberrant and deviant, Horsley shot back, "Well, that's 'cause you didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia.?

"Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?" Colmes ventured in disbelief.

?It has historically been the case,? Horsley said flatly. ?You people are so far removed from the reality ... Welcome to domestic life on the farm. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that ... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it. Before I surrendered myself to the Lord Jesus Christ, I was an absolute hedonist. I smoked dope, I did everything that might feel good,? Horsley said, arguing that it didn't really matter, since bestiality is tantamount to masturbation. Seriously.

To hear the audio, go here: http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vid...adio&-1&wvx-300

America has finally gotten to us? That's rich I wouldn't be surprised if dubya did have something to do with it!

America has finally gotten to us? That's rich I wouldn't be surprised if dubya did have something to do with it!

I know. I read that and though "what did we do? We didn't cause that!" Then I really though about it and who knows maybe we did.

I wonder what caused that? Underground mining perhaps?

The lake was probably situated over an underground cave, whose 'roof' broke open. Remember that part in Xenogears?

I just read this in another forum.  It's pretty chilling, some of you may of already read it.

Blog entry helps catch killer.

Aside from fiery accidents, the Sith craze is being blamed on a string of robberies. In separate incidents in Illinois and Florida, Dark Side-inspired crooks wearing Darth Vader helmets are being sought by police on assault and robbery charges.

Two British Star Wars fans sustained critical injuries after constructing their own light sabers from fluorescent light tubes filled with liquid fuel

Only in the American South.

this, too

Teen Suspected in Slayings of 5

Village cracks down on foul-mouthed Dutch...?

And Amsterdam of all places...