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Quistis88
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Apr 29 2005, 10:18 PM)

I usually hate having to register for things, but my curiosity got the better of me once again. biggrin.gif

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Family or friends often press a reluctant groom, lubricated with vodka and beer, into carrying out an abduction.

Why are they lubricated? huh.gif

All this is a rather cruel way to treat women, or anyone, really. Makes me angry. mad.gif

*hops in the rampage tank again*
Carnal Malefactor
I don't know about the rest of you, but this just turns my whole world upside-down!

What will Iron Maiden do now? blink.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
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[Early Christians would use numbers to hide the identity of people who they were attacking: 616 refers to the Emperor Caligula."


So Caligula was the anti-christ? huh.gif
Quistis88
Caligula!? If so, I am surprised. Not. Maybe it has something to do with that brain fever of his. huh.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ May 3 2005, 11:38 AM)
Caligula!?  If so, I am surprised.  Not.  Maybe it has something to do with that brain fever of his.  huh.gif
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Could be, but I have Bush pegged as the anti-christ. Him or Bill Gates not sure which one. Maybe both.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 3 2005, 07:58 PM)
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ May 3 2005, 11:38 AM)
Caligula!?  If so, I am surprised.  Not.  Maybe it has something to do with that brain fever of his.  huh.gif
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Could be, but I have Bush pegged as the anti-christ. Him or Bill Gates not sure which one. Maybe both.
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Bill Gates can't be the antichrist. He's a self-made man. Bush is much more likely. The archetypal 'fortunate son' who surrounds himself with shady characters. I've got Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Rove pegged as the 4 Horsemen.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
It's not news. It's probably not real but it's funny as hell.

Bratzapper!!
Drina
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THAT WAS AWESOME! Where might I get one for my little sister? wink.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
There is a number on the site where you can order them. Apparently someone from the forum I snagged this from called the number and is still unsure weither it is real or not.

But, the link was gotten off a billboard so I'm thinking it might be legit.
Drina
Heh. Heh. I was just kidding there....

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Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 3 2005, 02:48 PM)

Nice. I know many spoiled brats that I can try this on. The only thing is, that angel costume on the result end looks a little creepy. I don't want kids with wands and angel wings walking around.

But apparently, the Bratzapper can change a short-sleeved T-shirt into a long-sleeved one, the child will lose all of his/her fingers in his/her right hand, AND receive a different set of bangs. AMAZING!
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ May 3 2005, 04:10 PM)
Nice.  I know many spoiled brats that I can try this on. 
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I kind of thought of you and the kid that smashed your fingers with the piano when I saw it.

Normally I wouldn't double post on purpose but if I did an edit the thread might stay hidden.

Anyway, for todays story we have.

Didn't this happen in Casino?

Gotta love hysteria.
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 5 2005, 03:39 PM)
I kind of thought of you and the kid that smashed your fingers with the piano when I saw it.

Aww, thanks for your concern. biggrin.gif And I merged the posts. smile.gif

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 5 2005, 03:39 PM)

I wouldn't be surprised if it also happened in a casino, but doesn't this happen in many schools in the States as well? Mistaking harmless things and concepts as something dangerous? laugh.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ May 5 2005, 02:46 PM)
I wouldn't be surprised if it also happened in a casino, but doesn't this happen in many schools in the States as well?  Mistaking harmless things and concepts as something dangerous?  laugh.gif
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Ah yes America, the little country that hysteria built.

If you ever watch the movie Bowling for Coulmbine you'll realize what I'm talking about.

Sorry, two days in a row being bad.

This just in:

Wow! They have college for everything these days!
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 6 2005, 03:36 PM)

That they do . . . mellow.gif

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"We are still illegal," instructor Kimberlee Cline said before her 20-minute demonstration. "If we want to be treated as business professionals, we need to act ethically within the industry."

How is any of this ethical to begin with?
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Hey, you're suppose to drink OUR swill!

And

OMG that can happen? ohmy.gif
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 19 2005, 11:33 AM)

Ahh, it's like that Pepsi and Coke thing you see in commercials. I've actually seen a guy transporting a truckload of Pepsi drinking Vanilla Coke.

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 19 2005, 11:33 AM)

Poor guy. But I guess you can file a lawsuit for anything nowadays.
Carnal Malefactor
I read this stub on the subway today, and I laughed so hard, people thought I was nuts:

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Hey, speaking of bestiality, did you guys happen to catch Alan Colmes' radio show last week? Colmes was talking to incredibly aptly named anti-abortion nutjob Neal Horsley, and the conversation naturally turned to the subject of mule-humping.

?I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like it might feel good,? Horsley confessed, speaking of his misspent youth. ?You had sex with animals?? Colmes asked. "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule,? Horsley replied.

When Colmes suggested that this aberrant, deviant behavior might be aberrant and deviant, Horsley shot back, "Well, that's 'cause you didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia.?

"Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?" Colmes ventured in disbelief.

?It has historically been the case,? Horsley said flatly. ?You people are so far removed from the reality ... Welcome to domestic life on the farm. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that ... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it. Before I surrendered myself to the Lord Jesus Christ, I was an absolute hedonist. I smoked dope, I did everything that might feel good,? Horsley said, arguing that it didn't really matter, since bestiality is tantamount to masturbation. Seriously.

To hear the audio, go here: http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vid...adio&-1&wvx-300
Zarpia
My god that was hilariuos(sp?) i never expected that someone can be so....honest blink.gif abour that...
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 19 2005, 05:33 PM)
Hey, you're suppose to drink OUR swill!

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I have no idea how any self-respecting person could willingly drink Budweiser OR Coors.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
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That is hysterical!

That snipit from the radio is too much. I like how he's so blase about the whole thing.

"When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule." laugh.gif
Carnal Malefactor
PWNED!1!...?
edsgirl
America has finally gotten to us? That's rich tongue.gif I wouldn't be surprised if dubya did have something to do with it!
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(edsgirl @ May 21 2005, 04:44 PM)
America has finally gotten to us? That's rich tongue.gif I wouldn't be surprised if dubya did have something to do with it!
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Actually, that reminds me of the end of Spaceballs, where Mega Maid sucks all the air out of Druidia.

That's one way to get people to vote... blink.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(edsgirl @ May 21 2005, 09:44 AM)
America has finally gotten to us? That's rich tongue.gif I wouldn't be surprised if dubya did have something to do with it!
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I know. I read that and though "what did we do? We didn't cause that!" Then I really though about it and who knows maybe we did.

I wonder what caused that? Underground mining perhaps?
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 21 2005, 05:58 PM)
QUOTE(edsgirl @ May 21 2005, 09:44 AM)
America has finally gotten to us? That's rich tongue.gif I wouldn't be surprised if dubya did have something to do with it!
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I know. I read that and though "what did we do? We didn't cause that!" Then I really though about it and who knows maybe we did.

I wonder what caused that? Underground mining perhaps?
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The lake was probably situated over an underground cave, whose 'roof' broke open. Remember that part in Xenogears?
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,May 22 2005, 09:31 AM)
The lake was probably situated over an underground cave, whose 'roof' broke open. Remember that part in Xenogears?
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Nope. Never played but it's a posibility. I couldn't find any pics online showing how big the lake was or better yet the hole after it disapeared.



I just read this in another forum. It's pretty chilling, some of you may have already read it.

Blog entry helps catch killer.




EDIT:
Related news story
edsgirl
Oh my, that is just weird. I'm glad the police found his killer. I wonder why he murdered them? Hopefully, it won't be over the fishing poles.
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ May 22 2005, 03:29 PM)
I just read this in another forum.  It's pretty chilling, some of you may of already read it.

Blog entry helps catch killer.

I saw that, too. It's amazing, yet scary at the same time.



MERGED POST:

Look what Star Wars is doing to people!

I really liked:
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Aside from fiery accidents, the Sith craze is being blamed on a string of robberies. In separate incidents in Illinois and Florida, Dark Side-inspired crooks wearing Darth Vader helmets are being sought by police on assault and robbery charges.


Ahh, humanity.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
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Two British Star Wars fans sustained critical injuries after constructing their own light sabers from fluorescent light tubes filled with liquid fuel


What in gods name were they thinking? huh.gif
Quistis88
Maybe it's a new form of ritual suicide.

Anyhow:

Now, what do you make of this?
Carnal Malefactor
Only in the American South.

this, too
Omakase Shimasu
Just what is the world coming to...

Teen Suspected in Slayings of 5
alchemist x
Wow, all of those are pretty cracked out.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ May 31 2005, 07:16 AM)
Now, what do you make of this?
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That happened a few years ago as well. Only that time it was a mother who rented a male stripper for her daughters party.


QUOTE(Bacon)
Only in the American South.

this, too


I agree with the article, it does go against the seperation of church and state. True it's the south but some of those people migh be praticing another religion. It would be unfair to make them go to a christian chruch which is probably what it is.


QUOTE(Omakase Shimasu)
Teen Suspected in Slayings of 5


That is really sad. sad.gif
Omakase Shimasu
Village cracks down on foul-mouthed Dutch...?

And Amsterdam of all places...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Omakase Shimasu @ Jun 3 2005, 06:12 AM)
Village cracks down on foul-mouthed Dutch...?

And Amsterdam of all places...
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I wonder how they are going to enforce it? sad.gif

This is pretty WTF and definately crazy.

Those who are sensitive may want to skip it.
Quistis88
Technology
Le Monkey
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jun 14 2005, 05:47 PM)
Technology
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O.o....


wow

*Mommy.. i want one!*
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jun 14 2005, 05:47 PM)
Technology
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I want one too. ohmy.gif

Bad idea for a publicity stunt in the summer time
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jun 22 2005, 02:48 PM)

Oh, my. laugh.gif That sounds delicious. And here in Alberta, we're flooding from natural causes. Then again, I guess human stupidity counts as "natural".
WhiteMike
Ya, here in Ontario, our fish in the Detroit River are accidentally getting tumours... uh huh...
Quistis88
You know it's the end of the world there is something strange going on in this world when animals start doing this.

Although, I think it's rather nice of them.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jun 25 2005, 08:48 AM)


Wow! ohmy.gif

That's pretty amazing. Really unusual behavior from lions.
Quistis88
I want to be like that when I'm his age.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
I heard about that story on the way to work. I never knew it was that easy to rip a tongue completely.

Ouch! ohmy.gif

They were talking about the recent shark attack and how they guy who tried to rescue the victum had to keep punching the shark because it was following them.
Carnal Malefactor
Not a news item, but HOLY CRAP!
Omakase Shimasu
That was... ph34r.gif No words... Oh God.

How did the photographer manage to keep... *loss for words* I give up! Dat is gewoon ranzig and vile. God.
Slashrose1010
Frankensteining Dogs
Carnal Malefactor
That's a... little unnerving...
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