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Dragons04
Here's another:

Lawyer Sentenced for Embezzling from Clients
hitokiri
how is does that qualify as crazy news? a lawyer being shady... oh wow, i never saw that coming....dry.gif
Dragons04
SWAT Monkey! a Natural for a Television Show
hitokiri
i appreciate your enthusiasm and all but regurgitating the entire yahoo strange news listing is not exactly helping anyone....
edsgirl
Swat monkeys.....interesting! Can't be much worse than real cops.
Dragons04
How about this?:

Red rain falls in Russia
hitokiri
STOP JUST PLUNDERING EVERYTHING FROM TODAYS YAHOO NEWS!!! JUST LINK THE MAIN DIRECTORY!!!
Dragons04
Oddly Enough News

Happy enough?
edsgirl
Listen to the man! Half of this crap hardly counts as CRAZY!. This is stuff I can read in any newspaper. Someone is going to hurt you eventually!



EDIT: Much better^!
Dragons04
Anyone will not hurting me because I live in the town and no one know where I live, ha!
edsgirl
What did you just say? Trust me no one wants to know where you live!

I didn't know this was going! Catholic FREAKS
Quistis88
QUOTE(edsgirl @ Apr 20 2005, 10:23 AM)

Why am I not surprised.
edsgirl
I don't know why I was either, now that I think about it. I guess I was just surprised to see it worldwide instead of the drunk catholics I see at my volleyball games. I don't why I didn't think of this as weird, but they serve beer at my games, which is inside a catholic church. blink.gif
Quistis88
QUOTE(edsgirl @ Apr 20 2005, 12:36 PM)
I don't know why I was either, now that I think about it. I guess I was just surprised to see it worldwide instead of the drunk catholics I see at my volleyball games. I don't  why I didn't think of this as weird, but they serve beer at my games, which is inside a catholic church.  blink.gif

The way I see it, a game is a game, and people will drink at a game, no matter what building it is in.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Garden gnomes, they're not just for decoration anymore!
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 20 2005, 03:10 PM)

Nice. laugh.gif I should buy my grandparents a pair.
alchemist x
Wow, that is ONE SMART grandma.

My grand parents got a mean little dog though.
Carnal Malefactor
WHAT PART OF 'ADULT BOOKSTORE' DON'T THESE COCKSUCKERS UNDERSTAND!?!?

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Police seize pornography from business
Three employees arrested during search at Widener Jct.
By TAMARA JOHNSON

Managing Editor

Three employees of an adult store in Widener were arrested Wednesday morning when police served a search warrant on the business and seized several items considered pornographic.

The St. Francis County Sheriff's Department arrested Larona K. McClurg, 35, of Palestine; Jodie N. Stidham, 19, of Palestine and Larry Wayne Stokes, 18, of Heth, on one count each of selling obscene films when Adult World at the Widener Junction was raided about 9 a.m.

The arrests stemmed from an extensive investigation conducted during the past several months by the sheriff's department, working in conjunction with the prosecuting attorney's office, and with the assistance of the Arkansas State Police, Drug Task Force and Wheatley Police Department.

Adult World opened late last year at the Widener Junction. Prosecuting Attorney Fletcher Long said, "The reason for the lapse in time is that we wanted to get our information and make the necessary purchases to make the case against the people we did arrest," he said.

"We know they're selling films and we know they're bad. There are more elements we have to prove than just knowing," Long said. "Knowing something and proving it are two different things."

The business is not officially closed, but Long said his office will take the necessary steps to ensure that those violating the law are arrested. "We're dealing with the First Amendment here. We can't just go out there and say we've got these three films and everything out there is pornography. That analysis will not work. We must prove it's porn in its entirety," Long said.

SFC Chief Investigator Glenn Ramsey said about 50 items were seized from the business, including films, novelties and business records.

"In order for something to be pornography, it has to be pornographic in its entirety," Long said when questioned about the sale of adult magazines at local convenience stores. "When you buy a magazine, in addition to the obscene pictures, you also find stories and other things."

The three arrested were employees, not owners of the business. "They are employees of somebody somewhere because without them, obviously there would not be this place out there," Long said. "We don't have the authority to shut some place down. If criminal activity occurs, we can do something about that."

"We have no intention of letting someone go back out there and do what they were doing before without there being consequences," Long said. "If people want to go back out there and start doing the same things they were doing, it will be another felony violation. Felonies usually get expensive.

"The problem we have is people who actually own these things are not stupid. We've been able to identify one owner who is in Florida. The legal entities set up to own and operate these things are Limited Liability Corporations (LLCs) and are not Arkansas companies," Long said.

The three arrested were scheduled to be arraigned in St. Francis County District Court this afternoon. Each was freed Wednesday afternoon after posting a $10,000 bail.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Oh for.....my gawd, pornographic material in an adult book store what is the world coming too! Sounds to me like the police there had to stock up on their smut.

This one is even stupider than the comic book store that got in trouble for selling an adult comic that was behind the counter and marked mature.
Quistis88
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"In order for something to be pornography, it has to be pornographic in its entirety," Long said when questioned about the sale of adult magazines at local convenience stores. "When you buy a magazine, in addition to the obscene pictures, you also find stories and other things."

What, and those "obscene pictures" are only not porn because they're amongst other things that are actually not? That makes no sense to me. A pornographic picture is a pornographic picture. There's nothing more or less. How does it change the nature of the picture if it is fit in with a bunch of other things?



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Sensible or no?
Fresh_Coffee
Three little girls....

I don't know if this counts as crazy news but it's pretty freaky/odd.
hitokiri
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Apr 24 2005, 03:38 AM)
Sensible or no?
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only two comments:
A - @that kid: ha ha...loser
B - @ the dad: you're a bigger dork than your kid.... ok you know where he is and how fast he's driving.. doesn't really stop him from shooting heroin in his eyeball, knocking up middle schoolers, or robbing people does it? all it does is make you a bigger schmuck... laugh.gif

QUOTE(Fresh_Coffee @ Apr 24 2005, 10:46 AM)
Three little girls....
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and this is why westerners should never be involved in anime....
Quistis88
QUOTE(Fresh_Coffee @ Apr 24 2005, 08:46 AM)
Three little girls....

I don't know if this counts as crazy news but it's pretty freaky/odd.

I have no idea what to say, really. Not too fond of the PPGs except when I have nothing better to do. laugh.gif They're giving them fingers? But I like their current image. I like their sticky hands, and I like their lack of height. ohmy.gif How dare they change the PPGs on us?
Toby-Chan
huh.gif

Anime Buttercup looks cute.
Fresh_Coffee
Mojo jojo scares me ._.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Apr 24 2005, 11:47 PM)
huh.gif

Anime Buttercup looks cute.
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...anime ANYTHING looks cute...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Who knew condoms were so versatile.
hitokiri
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 25 2005, 01:56 PM)
Who knew condoms were so versatile.
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w.... laugh.gif

note to self: never buy indian clothing...
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 25 2005, 11:56 AM)

*raises eyebrows* Wow, no comment. biggrin.gif
Bacon doesn't feel like sign
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Apr 25 2005, 10:59 AM)
note to self: never buy indian clothing...
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It's not like they're USED condoms. Yeesh.
hitokiri
QUOTE(Bacon doesn't feel like sign @ Apr 25 2005, 02:38 PM)
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Apr 25 2005, 10:59 AM)
note to self: never buy indian clothing...
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It's not like they're USED condoms. Yeesh.
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well its not like traditional indian clothing is that great to start with, and i don't really feel like risking the chance that some fool bought the spermicide ones and it going all foamy on me when i put it on...
edsgirl
LOL! Lets just hope the U.S. doesn't follow suit! laugh.gif
A Thimble full of spermicide...
...Trojan Man could have his own line of clothing...
Carnal Malefactor
HOLY CRAP! ZOMBIES!
hitokiri
QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Apr 27 2005, 10:07 PM)
HOLY CRAP! ZOMBIES!
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that definately goes on the list of most entertaining diseases of all time, right after amebic dysentery. though just to be safe, maybe i should get a shotgun and a chainsaw.
Blade Alchemist
Why are people stupid? THey want to prolong a person's life with the virus, people live too long already. Prolonging someones life makes them die in a pitiful and undignified way.
hitokiri
QUOTE(Blade Alchemist @ Apr 27 2005, 10:18 PM)
Why are people stupid? THey want to prolong a person's life with the virus, people live too long already. Prolonging someones life makes them die in a pitiful and undignified way.
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um you do understand that the virus is reanimating the bodies by itself right? other than the taking of a sample and the potential killing of these zombies, there's no human intervention whatsoever in this case.
Carnal Malefactor
That story is most likely fake, but I did want to see what the reaction would be.
Blade Alchemist
Alright I misunderstood one part a bit but I know that the virus kills and then reanimates the person.
hitokiri
QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Apr 27 2005, 10:20 PM)
That story is most likely fake, but I did want to see what the reaction would be.
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hmmm.... i didn't notice the url, though it is still entertaining nonetheless
Envy's lil' miniskirt
It's the BBC so I imagine it's somewhat ligit. Then again, I don't trust most news sources to begin with.
hitokiri
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 27 2005, 10:31 PM)
It's the BBC so I imagine it's somewhat ligit. Then again, I don't trust most news sources to begin with.
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actually, check the url... i made the same mistake as well.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Apr 27 2005, 07:47 PM)
actually, check the url... i made the same mistake as well.
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Ah yes I missed that. I actually went to the BBC website and tried to track down the story, couldn't find it.

So Bacon? Where did you find this gem at?

Oh, a two fer.

How not to break into a car

and

Toad bombs! er sort of.
Drina
Haha... the toads... that's awesome!
And yeah for stupid criminals! They're so silly!
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 27 2005, 08:55 PM)

laugh.gif Just goes to show that it's usually all the stupid and uneducated people who have to resort to stealing things.

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 27 2005, 08:55 PM)

Suicidal toads? biggrin.gif
hitokiri
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 27 2005, 10:55 PM)
what kind of moron is good enough to get into the car undetected, but dumb enough not to steal the car?! i mean he could have both ransacked it later AND sold it for parts.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Terrible Ted is at it again

Somehow I think this hurts the cause more than it helps. I don't know if this is weird but it made my eyes roll.
Quistis88
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Apr 28 2005, 08:27 PM)

QUOTE(Yahoo! News)
Speaking at the NRA's annual convention Saturday, Nugent said each NRA member should try to enroll 10 new members over the next year and associate only with other members.

What if all your friends are not in the NRA? You'd have no friends.




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Hmm...interesting

More than a little disturbing, but why am I not surprised?

That part about the pedophiles coaches being sent in . . . laugh.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Apr 29 2005, 12:32 AM)
Hmm...interesting

More than a little disturbing, but why am I not surprised?

That part about the pedophiles coaches being sent in . . . laugh.gif
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Oh, little Johhny's becoming a man. laugh.gif
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