was watching the daily show and found out that this product actually exists....

in the spirit of comic book guy from the simpons.....

worst movie tie in EVER.....

LOL!

You hearin' this, ladies?

No wonder those antihistamines didn't work.

eeew. eeeew. EEEW. *covers nose*

i think the best part of the article was:

Oh-ho. Loud and clear.


Wow, what's wrong with her? It's Hong Kong. You don't just go swim and clean in any body of water that doesn't come out of a tap. It's like begging for a potential trip to the hospital.

-Pat Robertson [actually Paul McMorrow]

@_@ I see...



Oh dearness. I just heard about Tape worms too living in your body digusting.

Would you want to own one of these?

No. I'm not an idiot neo-hipster obsessed with being kitschy.

I wonder who actually takes the time to come up with these things. At least it's kind of like a form of . . . recycling.

that is perhaps one of the dumbest and ugliest belts i have ever seen... but then again i'm a fashion minimalist...

I can't believe there are people who still in this day and age actually think the earth is only six thousand years old.

The stupid, it burns!!



Hell no!! I'm a Playstation fan dammit!!

See it to believe it.

No comment.

They look horroble, but the only think i'm worried about is the price$$$ and the feeling think.

thats the ugliest car i've ever seen... well since the 80s at least..

but did you also check out this other invention that was on the site?

Indeed it is. You'd have to really like it to drive it, and if you really like something you drive, you tend to be happy. If the color for happiness is pink or something, then that would really suck because you'd have pink on the outside most of the time.

I want cars that have LCD displays on the exterior that displays my thoughts or something, such as "Move over, moron" or "Speed it up a little, jackass" in nice visible colors. It would be nice to be able to communicate in busy traffic in a quiet manner.

EDIT: Maybe we could market these for the AAG Project. The LCD stuff, that is.


I saw that one, too, yes. What will they think of next?

personally, i still think thats a bit too subtle... maybe if it were in horn form....

i will definately put that on the list of things to do, along with the horn idea... wait why stop there? we could have official AAG Angermobiles...

I actually saw a car just like that in London (my friend was so shocked that she took a pic of it) I'll try to scan it soon.

What was even more hillarious was that despite the fact a car like that could fit most anywhere, the person driving it couldn't properly park at all. The spot was so huge and he ended up over a foot from the curb and sort of lopsided
(But then again, since the car is so tiny, I guess all that doesn't matter)

Ohh, nice! We can get even more dough by marketing various vehicle accessories.


Or maybe people just can't drive. But yes, please scan the picture, we'd like to see it.

Look!!

It's a mood car! Shouldn't they have come out with these in the 70's to go with everybody's ring?


ADD ON 4/13."

This is up there with the western cheesburger call in my book. Sorry about the cut and paste the site required sign in.

Mom not laughing at 911 dispatcher's 'joke'

By Leila Fadel

Star-Telegram Staff Writer


WATAUGA - Lori came home to find her daughters fighting that Monday evening. Her 12-year-old had kicked a hole in the door, and the girls were hitting and throwing things at each other. She feared one or both would be seriously hurt.

She called 911 and asked for help. Her 12-year-old daughter was out of control, she told the call-taker.

"OK. Do you want us to come over to shoot her?" the dispatcher asked, according to a recording released this week. For five seconds, the line went dead.

"Are you there?" the call-taker asked.

"Excuse me?" Lori said.

Mike Forbess, a dispatcher of five years for the Watauga Department of Public Safety, then told her he was joking and apologized. But Lori cannot get his comment out of her head.

"This is a slap in the face that my child was not important enough, my call for help, my 911 call was not important enough that he had to make a joke about it," Lori said Monday. She asked that her last name not be used to avoid identifying her daughters, one of whom has emotional problems.

Forbess immediately told his supervisor about the call. He received a letter of reprimand two days later. Forbess received a second letter of reprimand from Chief David Van Laar on Monday, the same day the Star-Telegram obtained a copy of the 911 call recording, and of Forbess' disciplinary records.

The mother, however, said her faith in the 911 system remains shaken. She said she plans to file a formal complaint.

"I do not have words to tell you how shocked I am that someone is allowed to do this," she said. "You don't do people like this, and then get a slap on the wrist."

In his letter to Forbess, Van Laar wrote: "This type of response cannot be tolerated, and this letter shall serve as notice that any future unprofessional responses while answering the 911 line will be cause for termination."

But the reprimand is not enough, the mother said.

The next time she has an emergency, she said, she won't feel safe calling 911.

"This man does need to be disciplined," Lori said. "How can a person in this line of work be so unfeeling that he asked a person who needed help, 'Would you like us to come over and shoot your child?'

"That's an interoffice disciplinary action," she said of the reprimands. "That doesn't do anything.

Van Laar made no excuses for the dispatcher.

"The reason I didn't take tougher action is, he immediately owned up to his supervisor and said he made a mistake," Van Laar said. "He's a good employee. He just made a severe mistake which is inexcusable. ... This is not something you should hear on the other end of a 911 call."

In an interview Monday, Forbess said he is sorry for his comment to the woman. In five years with the department, the dispatcher has never been disciplined for his handling of 911 calls.

Forbess has received two commendations from community members for his work. He was disciplined once with a written warning for working an unauthorized shift for a co-worker.

"I am so sorry for what I said to that lady, and I can never make it up to her," Forbess said. "I'm ashamed of my actions, what I said and what I did. I would take it back if I could, but I can't. I'm just very sorry that I did it. It was a poor choice of things to say."

Forbess said that he sometimes tells jokes or changes his tone of voice to ease the stress of a caller. In this case, he said, his words made the situation worse.

"I admit what I did. It was stupid, it was inexcusable and I'm sorry," Forbess said. "I know it's not enough for her or for the papers or for the rest of the world. I've taken the punishment that they gave."

""This is a slap in the face that my child was not important enough, my call for help, my 911 call was not important enough that he had to make a joke about it."

whatever... f*uck that stupid bitch... who the hell is she to waste a 911 switchboard's time just because she has crazy rowdy kids and didn't have the foresight to get a babysitter? the operator was in the right... hell this bitch should have child neglect on her hands as well...

That's hideous.




The only thing I can respond to that is ._.

Babysitter!

She needs to send those snotnoses out back to fetch her a switch to light their asses up with. 911 my ass, no wonder those lines are always busy when people with real emergencies try to call.

Whaah! I'll never be able to call 911 again. They hurt me feelings. She's just lucky I wasn't the dispacher.

Here. I'm playing the worlds smalled violin just for her.

I agree. Why do people even call 911 for these things? It sounds like a parenting issue, not an emergency.


Well, what else could the dispatcher have done, really? And if she knows that one of her daughters have emotional problems, the mother should have had enough common sense to know to keep a better eye on her.

I bow to the guy after i heard that conversation, they sould've go to that house and kill those 2 stuped girls, and the mother to.

Apparently, in light of this whole Michael Vick/Ron Mexico debacle, the NFL shop no longer accepts orders for customized jerseys with 'Mexico' on the back. So here are some alternatives that aren't on their list of verboten monickers:



and my personal favorite,

Those are awsome

The dirtysanchez one is my favorite.

I'm sorry, I . . . I just had to share this one.

The things people come up with . . .

*laghing really loud* that was the BEST news a have ever seen in untill now in here, not coz i whant to buy one, but coz....i think we all know why. good one Quistis

Edit:

Actually that woud make an excelent gift, i'll buy it for one of my friends.

i know what i'm giving people for their birthdays this year....

but one thing bothers me....



what the hell is this guy doing? to me it looks like he's about to punch himself in the junk....

wrong, sick, twisted but very funny. Crazy people

Hence, the recommendation that you not do it...

He does look that way (also looks like he's on an airplane). But another caption could be:


"Yay! I finally get to know what they feel like!"

LOL I've never seen a guy so happy to punch himself in the nuts! That's just wrong!

Microsoft Announces Improved BSOD

well this isn't really news as much as fake news, but i thought i would share it with you guys nonetheless....

gary gyro....

a Niekro has hit his first homer as Giants lose to Padres, so I don't know either he is the son of Joe Niekro or Phil Niekro

I know you love baseball, but the little tidbits you keep putting in this thread do not belong here. Knock it off.

But this is news, so I put up news

But it's not CRAZY news. Crazy news is stuff that's gonna make people laugh or cringe. Nobody but you gives a shit about baseball.

oh well, I had a idea! *looking into Yahoo's weird news section*

Make what you want of this.

Boy did those entomologists hit that right on the money!

I hate Bush!

The Best Resturant on Earth is... British?

The fat duck...that name can get you a #1 resturant?

yep, it's true

those wacky mormons and their beetles...


best restuarant?


yeah... if i'm gonna eat strange crap, i'd rather it come from one of the iron chefs... self taught, my ass....