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Nepharski
QUOTE(Void @ Nov 21 2006, 06:33 PM) [snapback]476546[/snapback]
Right wingers suck at comedy. This is a well-established fact. Just look at Mallard Fillmore. It's garbage.

Conservatives simply don't understand that good satire comes from disillusionment and dissatisfaction with the state of the world. The right is all about illusion and being insulated from what's going on around the world.

THIS WILL NEVER WORK.

Can't say I didn't see this coming. rolleyes.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(esrz22 @ Nov 21 2006, 09:36 PM) [snapback]476523[/snapback]
Gahaha!! Are they serious!!?? laugh.gif
Chiyo
QUOTE(esrz22 @ Nov 22 2006, 01:36 AM) [snapback]476523[/snapback]


Bloody Welsh people

Bloody straight men! *sigh*
Blitz
QUOTE(asunder @ Nov 24 2006, 01:41 PM) [snapback]477431[/snapback]

Wow.... That was pretty cool for a grape.
Ice Blizzard
Asu - I've seen that before on the now closed Wimp.com ohmy.gif
Le Monkey
Fail? just complain.. ><
Tombow
QUOTE(Le Monkey @ Nov 25 2006, 04:28 AM) [snapback]477643[/snapback]
Men, that looks like something we see in the U.S.!! tongue.gif
Quistis88
All those previous pieces of news were hilarious. biggrin.gif

Here's another. Really, I just love the picture they used. tongue.gif
Le Monkey
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Nov 28 2006, 12:10 AM) [snapback]478749[/snapback]
All those previous pieces of news were hilarious. biggrin.gif

Here's another. Really, I just love the picture they used. tongue.gif


LOL!
That is an awesome pic! laugh.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Nov 27 2006, 08:10 PM) [snapback]478749[/snapback]
All those previous pieces of news were hilarious. biggrin.gif

Here's another. Really, I just love the picture they used. tongue.gif
I like that pic better than his "fighting" face!! biggrin.gif
Chiyo
I'll have it known that I was very unfairly marked once, but I didn't appeal in the end.

Quis: I wanna go there!
Quistis88
QUOTE(Le Monkey @ Nov 27 2006, 05:20 PM) [snapback]478755[/snapback]
LOL!
That is an awesome pic! laugh.gif

Ain't it? laugh.gif

QUOTE(Tombow @ Nov 27 2006, 08:31 PM) [snapback]478829[/snapback]
I like that pic better than his "fighting" face!! biggrin.gif

Haha. I think this is probably my favorite Bruce Lee picture of all time. I bet they'll have a photo gallery at the theme park though.

QUOTE(Chiyo @ Nov 28 2006, 06:35 AM) [snapback]478919[/snapback]
Quis: I wanna go there!

Let's go together. wink.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Let's all go!
Forum field trip everyone! laugh.gif
Funderful
So, Mr.Lee.
Ypu've come back to haunt me again.

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Wong said he couldn't confirm details of a report Monday in the Apple Daily newspaper that said the park was budgeted at $25.5 million and was expected to be completed in three years.
QUOTE
Wong said he wasn't certain who is funding the theme park.


It won't make it through the developing hell.
Ah, well.
They'd still need a mascot.
I'm thinking a Turtle.
A large Bobble headed Bruce Lee might be a tad on the disturbing side.
Toby-Chan
Dem's some fancy babysitting skills...
Quistis88
That is the dumbest man ever. I wonder if that's how he treats his own fevers.
Tombow
QUOTE(Envy @ Nov 28 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]478958[/snapback]
Let's all go!
Forum field trip everyone! laugh.gif
Yes, I wanna join!! biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Nov 29 2006, 01:37 AM) [snapback]479105[/snapback]
The baby suffered freezer burns. Ain't a turkey, you now... sad.gif
edsgirl
Tha hell? ohmy.gif

My son has to start preschool next year. Stories like that frighten me, but he's at an age where I think a caregiver would have a hard time stuffing him in a freezer.
Quistis88
I bet I could still fit into a freezer when I was your son's age. sad.gif *cry*
Toby-Chan
I bet I could fit into a freezer--




now.
Quistis88
Toby, I've a deep freezer in my basement. Let's go there and sit with my frozen pizzas together. ohmy.gif
Carnal Malefactor
Scientific study proves Bush supporters are nuts

Nepharski
QUOTE(Void @ Nov 29 2006, 09:46 PM) [snapback]479463[/snapback]

You know, I've heard Mark David Chapman and John Hinckley Jr. were big fans of Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. Guess Holden fans are naturally disposed towards assassinating people.
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“Our study shows that psychotic patients prefer an authoritative leader,” Lohse says. “If your world is very mixed up, there’s something very comforting about someone telling you, ‘This is how it’s going to be.’”

Fair enough.
Nepharski
That'll teach him.
Quistis88
QUOTE(Nepharski @ Dec 7 2006, 02:09 PM) [snapback]481777[/snapback]

laugh.gif OMG, that's awesome . . .
Tombow
^^ Hope that would "scare him straight." tongue.gif
Chiyo
Chance of some strong winds
Tombow
QUOTE(Chiyo @ Dec 8 2006, 07:00 AM) [snapback]482065[/snapback]
I saw that in the news!! It's hard to believe, but I guess it could happen, as we see in the pic.
Popogeejo
First off, the Porn related mishap anf this shirt were both awesome. Great finds.
Anyway,
Like the the virgin, Mary but with cold blood.
Tombow
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Dec 21 2006, 05:13 AM) [snapback]486697[/snapback]

Tehehe, cold blood indeed!! biggrin.gif
Popogeejo
No puns are coming to mind soooo...2 wombs?
Tombow
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Dec 21 2006, 09:02 AM) [snapback]486770[/snapback]
Wow, that's rare!! blink.gif
(Thought some puns but didn't come out right. >.<)
Popogeejo
Resdienet Evil: Paris Syndrome.
The Parisians are so French it causes break downs in some Japanese tourists.
Tombow
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Dec 23 2006, 05:48 AM) [snapback]487553[/snapback]
Resdienet Evil: Paris Syndrome.
The Parisians are so French it causes break downs in some Japanese tourists.

Ha!! Wonder if that's covered under the "trip accident/health" insurance. tongue.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Nepharski @ Dec 7 2006, 01:09 PM) [snapback]481777[/snapback]


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The boy's mother told the Herald that she had reached the end of her rope with the child, and no longer knew what else to do with him. She claimed that she has been struggling with his constant behavior problems for a while now, and could no longer handle his misconduct.
I suggest a belt to his bare ass as a start. Why bother the police with her shitty parenting?

QUOTE(Chiyo @ Dec 8 2006, 03:00 AM) [snapback]482065[/snapback]

ohmy.gif
Damn! Are there many trailor parks in London? laugh.gif
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Dec 21 2006, 01:13 AM) [snapback]486697[/snapback]
First off, the Porn related mishap

Um.........mellow.gif
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Dec 23 2006, 01:48 AM) [snapback]487553[/snapback]
Resdienet Evil: Paris Syndrome.
The Parisians are so French it causes break downs in some Japanese tourists.

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However, the only permanent cure is to go back to Japan - never to return to Paris.

I think that's the best advice. laugh.gif
They can come here, we're a bit nicer here in the US.

Tis the season!
Quistis88
Wow, Christmas ornaments are going so strong these days. laugh.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(Envy @ Dec 25 2006, 03:01 AM) [snapback]488100[/snapback]

Yap, that's highly seasonal!! laugh.gif
Toby-Chan
Just like his hero! No, wait-
Tombow
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Jan 6 2007, 01:22 AM) [snapback]491807[/snapback]

Ha, they don't even have to drop a bomb on us... just air the tape of him hanging, and our teens and young ones will mimic and kill themselves!! (So much for our Intelligence!!) >.<
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Natural selection pure and simple.
Lysander
I can't believe this. laugh.gif
Vash_the_Gunslinger
QUOTE(Lysander @ Jan 7 2007, 07:45 AM) [snapback]492219[/snapback]


That sucks. tongue.gif
Tombow
QUOTE(Lysander @ Jan 7 2007, 09:45 AM) [snapback]492219[/snapback]

This reminds me... you know some States add extra tax to the price of cigarettes, and some dubbed this "pleasure tax" and....
Tombow
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Jan 8 2007, 07:26 AM) [snapback]492498[/snapback]

It's completely unrelated, but this reminded me of Enron executive Ken Lay, who was convicted of wrong doing, but had heart attack and died right before sentencing, hence I think they expunge all the charges, and also voided paying millions in penalty...
In some cases, death does not seem like ultimate punishment, but rather espcape... mellow.gif
Toby-Chan
I want this guy as an art teacher.
Tombow
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Jan 12 2007, 08:01 PM) [snapback]493631[/snapback]
Of course, it turned up on YouTube!! biggrin.gif


Keeping with current "cat" theme of the board:
Goliath was caught stuck on a pet door >.<
Edamame
Wow, and I thought that my cat was over-weight meatloaf. huh.gif I feel bad for the poor cat, but it is rather nice to see that he found a home. (The cat's name is certainly fitting.)
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