The general idea of this topic is that you ask your question to your favorite characters or just ask a question to any [FMA] character that's been burning a hole in your mind and I'll try to answer them to the best of my abilities while impersonating the character you fired your question at. ;; I'll probably suck, but that's one of the points behind it.

Explanation needed?

I have trouble with a fanfic (its hard keeping characters as IC as possible with me >.<) and I thought the best way to help me along is to roleplay. And to make it all more interesting I'll make it interactive by publicly humiliating myself before your very eyes. ;; Oh well, I'll just have to remember it's all for the greater good.

So... anybody interested in helping this poor fool? (Take your best shot)



(The owner of Edward is NOT a Shrimp shrine really helped me a lot with this idea, so kudos to you girl! )

Okay!

To Ed: Did you go to school? If yes, how were you? (good student, popular, jock, etc.) Do you hate Roy and you father as much as you say you do? Where and what do you think you would have been if had not tried Human Transmutation?

To Roy: Were you popular when you were a kid? How old were you when you had you first girlfriend? What do you usually do when you are on a date (I mean, where do you go, how do you act, etc.)? Is there a kind of girl you would never date?

To Roze: Why did you get a baby with Scar O.O (Scar is the dad, right?)

Dear Lord, I'm regretting creating this topic already. j/k OK, time to get this show started. Um, just remember the characters haven't been through the entire series yet, though. ;; In case Hughes... and stuff... Moving on!


[::EDWARD ELRIC::] Hotel, Somewhere...

Straightforward, aren't you, Ninie? Heh, to answer your questions: yes, I did go to school together with Winry and Al. Hmmm, I was what you'd call a straight A student, I guess. Perfect attendance, good grades, great social skills for a kid my age - you get the picture. *little smirk* I loved school, but didn't regret ever finishing it. *deep frown* My teacher always insisted on me drinking my milk "like a good little boy". *shakes fist* Who did she think she was calling me small enough to drown in a milk bottle anyway?!

Alphonse: *makes shushing noises* Easy, brother~ Think about what the doctor sai--

Yes, yes, I know, Al. *sits back down and crosses arms and legs* Don't need to remind me...

The Colonel... of course I hate him. Why shouldn't I? His arrogance and womanizing ways are to barf at! Not to mention he's always looking down at me, making annoying jokes about my height. *deep frown* There's nothing wrong with my height, I keep telling him. He's got no respect for me whatsoever. *turns head* Ergh, don't get me started about that Bastard... Next question.

"Where and what..." *does double-take* That's an interesting question. Wonder how you came up with that. (Just to make it harder for me, I bet ) In any case... I would still have studied to become an Alchemist together with my brother Al. *turns* Right, Al?

Alphonse: Right, brother.

Yep. Alchemy is too big a part of our lives, we wouldn't have wasted it like that... *bows head* I only wish we'd-- I'd find out sooner it was a stupid thing to do...



[::ROY MUSTANG::] Office, Central HQ...

You could say I had quite the reputation going for me in my youth with both sexes. *sits back* I was popular with the girls because of obvious reasons. And I was popular with the boys because of my reputation of stealing their girls away from them. *smiles* Those were the good old days.

Blue Guards (Havoc, Breda, Fury, Falman): >__> "Good old days?

My first girlfriend... Oh yes, Gracia. *smile* I was 11, she was 12.

Blue Guards: *mouths drop* *turn to Hughes*
Hughes: *shrugs and grins helplessly* He was the one who introduced us...
Blue Guards: Oh... Ouch...

Well, it all depends on who I'm dating at the time. I usually leave it up to my company to decide, but sometimes I take incentive when I know she wants me to. *flashes smile* It's all about us having a great time afterall and what pleases me most is seeing my partner pleased.

*turns serious* I'd never turn down a date, no matter the person involved.



[::ROZE::]

I peg your pardon? A baby...? *quite shocked* I don't even know this Scar person, you're talking about... My fiancee... The most horrible thing happened to him and I'm not over the loss yet.



[::KASE::]

-___- Oh boy... Roze didn't come out quite how I wanted her too... *slumps behind her comp* And man, that Roy is such a hard egg... ;; Well, I had fun... even though I had a very hard time coming up with these answers.

Hmmm... maybe this isn't such a good idea... Maybe I should just reply in the form of a letter like in"Dear Edward"... The additional characters (Al etc) just popped up out of nowhere and I really didn't mean to get them in here... o.o And maybe the characters should be somewhere near the end, but then Hughes...

Blah, whatever.


EDIT: You wrote to fast. -__-

It was really great! And very in character, too

Thanks, glad you enjoyed the show!

Great questions too! (you really had no mercy for my first time, did you? )

Thanks/Sorry! ^^''' I didn't intend to make it difficult...

Despite me constantly complainin about them I really didn't mind. It was great excercise!

Oh, that was so great! You're such a great writer! Oh that was so funny...
Wait, it's not Scar's baby that Roze had? Must have been missing something there?
And that you're taking the trouble to answer too! Ninie had so great questions that I can't think about anything else... so I'll get back to that later, no wait
to Russell: What are your true feelings about Ed?
Muahahaa... couldn't resist that one!

dear ed: as a fellow person who is...slightly vertically challenged...*ducks, just in case* i was wondering if you could give me any suggestions on the proper execution of your mad spinning death pummel? it is the coolest thing i have ever seen, and i would love to learn how to do it, so people will stop taking shots at my height. *drops to knees and offers a bowl of steamed rice* please take me as your apprentice!!! >_<

Kase you were awesome as Ed O.O

Yes, you were. *envious* :3

KASE: *bows* Thank you. *bows* Thank you all! But you only thought Ed was good? T.T Then what about my Roy?? Just kidding. I wasn' really pleased with the way things turned out though. I need a lot of practice still. X3 And I wonder how I could have foreseen Kihaku's question. Well, to answer that I'll let Russ do the talking here~ *gestures*



RUSSELL: *combs hand through hair* My true feelings for the squirt? >.>

EDWARD: *being held back by Al* Lemme at him, Al, lemme at him!

ALPHONSE: *holds on for dear life* Excuse my brother please!

RUSSELL: *smirk* *crosses arms* Despite the fact that he's a bratty, judgemental, obnoxious, temperamental, thickheaded, violent, entirely too full of himself midget with bad table-manners to boot...

ALPHONSE: *gig--*

EDWARD: *extremely vile expression*

ALPHONSE: *coughs*

RUSSELL: Ed's the most amazing person I've ever met. And I'm grateful for that. For him and his little brother. *grin* He's my role-model for life. And I love him.

ALPHONSE: *aaaw's* *nudges Ed*

EDWARD: *s--*

RUSSELL: Like I would a little brother. X3

EDWARD: *explodes*



KASE: X3 Let's leave the two lovebirds alone for now. Coming Al? Oh and don't worry, hagane_no_tokage. I'll be back tomorrow with the answer to your question. X3 Ed just needs to blow some steam right now and I.. am in terrible need of some much-deserved sleep. ;;

See ya~

*sweeps up the mess from where edward exploded* ii yo, i can wait... right now ed doesn't sound like he's in much of a mind to answer questions... and you can call me tokage. g'night and i look forward to more Q&A, this is highly amusing. XD

Dearest Ed:

You say you're not "into having a girlfriend"... But you must like Wniry, right? Even juss a little, right?

Love,

Bling


[KASE: you're AMAZING!!! ]

KASE: Thanks all, you really make things fun for me. ^.^ And tokage, here'sthe answer you've been waiting for! 'Tis in the form of a letter this time around:



[::EDWARD ELRIC::] Letter, Version 2.1

Dear hagane_no_tokage,

I'm both honored and insulted you would seek me out for a solution to your problem. I am afterall a Master when it comes to kicking butt (aka dealing out divine punishment to those who deserve it! >.<v) unlike a certain Colonel Useless I know. But... WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO VERTICALLY CHALLENGED THAT PERSON DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED VERTICAL ANYMORE?!

Hm, like I said I'm really honored you'd seek me out (being teased about your height is serious business and the best thing to do is act before the other notices), but the way things are now I wouldn't be able to take in disciples like that. Between my time-consuming missions and writig stupid reports my stupid boss doesn't even read, I barely have any time for myself let alone teaching kids my infamous "mad spinning death pummel". (I didn't know it was so famous it was given a name, though) It is the coolest thing ever and I owe it all to my teacher for provoking me all the time. She never knew what hit her, heh. And neither did I afterwards. >.< I can still feel every single bruise she placed on my body. So, just remember never to let your guard down even if you do get a punch in. The consquences can be very painful.

Well... despite what I said earlier, I guess I could give you a few pointers. But only because you asked so nicely, gave me that delicious bowl of rice and Al says I should. "It's the least I could do." (he won't stop nagging me if I don't, what kind of brother is he anyway? >.<)

Expect a continuation of this letter in a few days.

Edward Elric (& Alphonse Elric)



KASE: ;; I'm gonna come clean: I have no idea what you mean with his "mad spinning death pummel", so I couldn't give a clear answer. I'm sorry, I should've asked earlier, but I just realized. Sorry~

Uhm, onto Bling_Bling_Angel's answer. (and thank you~)



[::EDWARD ELRIC::] Hotel, Somewhere...

Dear Bling_Bling_Angel,

Winry is my best friend. She's been there ever since I can remember and I really appreciate her for everything she's done for both me and Al so far. Of course I like her, but as a girlfriend? >.< I'm not really looking forward to the prospect of seeing (and feeling) her and her mighty wrench 24/7. Not to mention I'm way too busy with the stuff that's going on right now.

X3 But Al and Winry


ALPHONSE: Stop teasing, brother!

EDWARD: Alright, alright!


Edward Elric (& Alphonse Elric)



KASE: Well, that wasn't so hard. Thanks both for the questions, Ed really enjoyed himself. It beat writing a report any day ) Oh and if you hadn't noticed yet, Alphonse is the one who "edited" Ed's letters. Scrap, scrap.

kase- BOL, great job, you really play ed very well. XD the strikeout text al "edited in" was perfect, that's so in character! and the "who're you saying is--??" quote you came up with was fantastic! kudos, you know your ed.

the mad spinning death pummel was the move he used in the very first episode when he was in lior...the first time we learned he was very sensitive about his stature... remember? he took two of them and spun around like a mainiac, shouting, "Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!".


dear ed; supplemental,

thank you for your timely response. i gave your mad spinning death pummel its name myself... i decided that such an amazing move deserved its own name if nothing else. feel free to patent it, heh, you are welcome to the rights (er...so long as you don't charge royalties for using it in turn... ~_~)

i kind of expected you wouldn't be accepting disciples right now (but you never know unless you ask), so i look forward to any pointers you can offer when you have the time. i will have more rice prepared, if you like.

one more question, if i may? where did you get those kick@$$ boots? they are too awesome for words.
sincerely,
~tokage

figured i'd throw in another inquiry to help keep the thread going... er...unless you're hoping for it to die off? ;;

Ya your good! Happiness!

Dear Edward, my lord and master ,

I don't see why people call you short. They're the ones with the problem! Everyone else is over 6' tall! It's the same at my school. I'm 4' 10 and 3/4" and everyone else is almost 6' tall. Your average height, and everyone else has a growth problem. As for me... I'm the short one. I think the max height for a midget is 4' 9", so I'm almost concidered a midget . I would also like to add something on the topic of you and Winry . I'm not going to scream and yell at you to be with her of course , but just think about it. *wink wink*

Your loyal loving fan,
Heather

(Thanks for all the compliments! ^.^ It's good to know I haven't lost my touch, yet. Ed really is fun to write, so expect me to answer any of your letters. They're much appreciated! And thanks for keeping the thread alive too!

Well, I'm going to bed right now, just wanted to let you know I'm going to tackle these first thing tomorrow.

Sweet Dreams!)

Dear Edward-san,

Please let me know when you lead the crusade against the rest of the world (damn giants).. Yes, yes.. I understand your frustration, for I am your height, 2 years older, and probably give or take a few centimeters shorter.. (poor me..).. I am also a crazed lunatic with several lighters and I believe that I may be a valuable addition to your revolution (if there ever is one).. if not, then...

Hi Edo!!! I love your boots!! ^_^

(and say hello to Taisa for me ^_^)

Signed, your fellow NOT-hyper-chibi,
-Ren

[@Kase: You rock for pulling this off so well ^_^]

Omakase Shimasu: Thank you for making this topic, being so in-character, and replying a.s.a.p. Your da bomb . lol

Dear Al,
You're so awesome. I think you and Ed are adorable as siblings. Do you miss having a body? I would. What's it like not to have to eat,drink or sleep?

Great job with my question! So in character an all... really good. I couldn't have hoped for more! (I mean I couldv'e, but that wouldn't have been right ) And all the others too! Ah, so you're a fortune teller, eh?
I won't bother you with any now, since you seem to have quite a few to answer(and I also can't think of anything clever )
Good luck with that !

Hey this is a cool idea.


Dearest Roy,
How did you ever become such a girl magnet?

From one of your many fangirls,
Sasuki

Way cool idea! It's something I should try for some chars in my story, those chars NEED developing. Uck.

So, Edo-kun.*smiles* Will you stay a State Alchemist all your life, or stop when you've reached your goal. If not, what kind of work are you going to do? You need money after all...

Kase, you gave yourself lots of work, but you're doing very good
I hope these things help you out.

Hi Eddie.
Are You lefthanded (You writing with left arm) just 'cause Your right arm is automailed?
You know, some say, that lefthanded people are special in some way.
You're special, everyone knows that.
I'm left handed, and friends tell me, that I'm special too. But, I can't see that.

(Wow, mighty influx of people and letters. *__* Thanks you guys! I'm gonna start right away!)
(Thanks for the explanation, tokage. ;; I should've known you were aiming for that move -- it just slipped my mind!)



[::EDWARD ELRIC::] Train, Central...

Dear hagane_no_tokage,

I just received your second letter. So you were the one who came up with that name. Well, as long as you don't mind, I'll be using it too from now on.

EDWARD: What? No royalties allowed??
ALPHONSE: ...don't tell me you were seriously thinking about--
EDWARD: Of course not. >.> *scribble scribble*

It certainly has a nice ring to it.

On to the pointers then... The most important thing you'll have to remember is never to overestimate yourself. >.< Take on too much for you to chew and you'll be facing the consequences. Painful ones at that. I remember that one time I tried this move on Sig (overconfidence can make one end up with a broken back, but also makes you think of alternative ways to reach your goal). It didn't exactly go as planned... -.-

In any case: second is balance. This one basically goes for every move you make, it's a basic rule of life. I don't think I need to explain any further.

EDWARD: *taps pen on table* What else...?
ALPHONSE: Remember that time you showed that move to Winry...?
EDWARD: >.<

Forget what I said up there. The most important rule of conduct is perfect aim. Especially when dealing with a girl. Never ever touch the forbidden parts. SHUT IT, AL -- I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE why am I writi

Please burn this letter once you've received it.

Sincerely,
Edward (& Alphonse) Elric


PS: I found these boots in an old trunk in the basement along with my new wardrobe. There was this strange note attached to the trunk, but I couldn't make out what it said.

PPS: I like them too



KASE: Gah, almost forgot about those boots. ;; Hmmm, I do wonder what this all means? (couldn't resist the thought of Ed wearing Hohenheim's old clothes. Go figure how those could possibly be Hohenheim's though) Onto the next letter:



[::EDWARD ELRIC::] Train, Central...

Dear Heather,

Thank you for the kind letter and compliments: you know how to appreciate someone's hard work around here. I should introduce you to a certain pig-headed Colonel I know, he could certainly use the example. >.>

About my height, that's exactly what I've been saying all along. I guess it's just my rotten luck that everybody else has to compare me with all those giants surrounding me. -.- Of course, Al and Winry topping me in height (all those years ago) didn't help matters any... >.> But just wait until I finally get my growth spurt. Then we'll see who gets the last laugh! XD

Topic? Me and Winry? For some reason that sent a shiver up my spine.

ALPHONSE: Winry's not going to be happy when she finds out about this...
EDWARD: And why would she find out in the first place? >.> Al?
ALPHONSE: *gulp* o.o

But I promise I'll give it some thinking, if only because of the fact you're my loyal fan.

EDWARD: Hmmm, interesting turn. X3 My loyal fan... If only the Colonel could see me now.
ALPHONSE: ... *takes pen*

Thanks again for the letter,

Sincerely,
Edward Elric



KASE: It's really all thanks to NekoChan and her Ed-shrine. I wouldn't have come up with this if it wasn't for her. Thanks for the compliments! Say, you're a member of the "NOT a Shrimp board", aren't you? I tried registering there, but I haven't found anything regarding my registration in my hotmail yet. -__-;; So, have you written a "Dear Edward" letter there too? ^.^



[::EDWARD ELRIC::] Train, Central...

Dear Vx Tao Ren xV,

Wow, so many people who are [almost] shorter than me (makes me wonder how you guys all know my height... >.< You aren't stalkers or anything of the sort, are you?). And you're older too. So this is how Russell felt when he found out about me...

My "crusade" will have to wait for a while longer, but I'll be sure to notify you when I get the chance to. But why is it you prefer flames over metal??

ALPHONSE: I'm sure Tao Ren didn't mean anything by it, brother.
EDWARD: -.- You shouldn't read along when a letter is addressed to somebody else.

Anyway, thanks. I like my boots a lot, too. You're the second person who's commented on them. Don't you guys have any of your own, wherever you come from?

Sincerely,
Edward (& Alphonse) Elric



KASE: Thanks for the compliments. Ed's pretty stubborn and snarky, but he really enjoys the attention you guys give him. Yes, you do. Oooh, first letter for Al~



[::ALPHONSE ELRIC::] Train, Central...

Dear jarrylyathealchemist,

Thanks for the compliment, but I really don't think of myself like that. Big brother is the one who deserves to be described as awesome, even though he sometimes acts like he's trying to prove otherwise.

ALPHONSE: "Adorable as siblings"... *chibi-blush* (Lucky brother just left to do his needs)

I'm proud to have brother as my brother. I wouldn't know what to do without him, since he's been there for me for as long as I can remember. He's one of the few constants I've left in my life, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to bare losing him.

I do miss having a normal body, of flesh and blood. But most of all, I miss being able to touch my brother and feel the sensation of skin meeting skin. Brother always had such warm hands. It was always a comfort to hold them whenever I felt sad about mother...

I'm sorry. I'm losing track of things. Um, it's hard to explain what it's like not to depend on such things anymore. Mostly I feel empty because of it. But then I've always got a person by my side who's able to make me feel. Like before. ^ ^

I hope I was able to answer your questions. Thanks again for the letter.

Sincerely,
Alphonse (& Edward) Elric

EDWARD: *sits down* You finished already?
ALPHONSE: *folds letter* Yes, although I got a bit carried away. That particular topic has that effect on me. *smiles -- if he could, that is -.-;;)



KASE: Um, if you're wondering that last sentence from Al came directly from me. ;; Sorry for going on about that. I couldn't help it! T.T

@Kihaku: Thank you! ^.^ I was a bit worried about it, since it was fairly small. Glad you thought it was enough. X3 Yeah, if I went with my personal preference a true RxE moment would have been the result there.

KASE: Another Roy-fan~ XD



[::ROY MUSTANG::] Central HQ, Office...

Dear Sasuki,

That's an interesting question. But the answer's quite simple actually: I have no clue. I don't do anything out of the ordinary. Sometimes I don't even know or want "it" to happen, but alas. Usually I don't fight the flow, but even I have my limits.

I thank you for the letter. Hopefully my answer was to your satisfaction.

Sincerely yours,
Roy Mustang



KASE: Oh. My. God. Roy remains a hard egg. --.--;; I need a lot of practice when it comes to him. His mind is just so... lady-man-ish/man-of-the-world-ish. >.< I don't know how to act like that. WAAAAH~ Thanks for asking though! ^.^ It gave me a lot of time analysing our favorite Flame Alchemist Hopefully the last letter of none other than DarkWater Alchemist will go a lot smoother. ;;



[::EDWARD ELRIC::]

Dear DarkWater Alchemist,

You've got a State Alchemist title, but I don't think I've ever met you before. DarkWater, huh? Interesting, but what exactly is it you're specialized in?

Stay a State Alchemist? No way, as soon as my mission's over to get back what Al and I lost the first order of business will be to hand in my resignation papers. I don't know what my plans are when the time comes, but everything is better than staying a Dog of the Military no matter how useful these privileges are.

Sincerely,
Edward (& Alphonse) Elric



KASE: Wow. No Alphonse and Edward skit in-between the letter-writing. Wonder why that is. You should try it, it's really fun! You could also take over answering these letters if you want. Just drop a note if you do, so I won't accidentally hog the place. ^.^;;

Thanks again for your wonderful support! And so sorry for my late reply! ;; Had trouble with the forum again. I'll be better next time! ^.^


EDIT: *re-reads post* Oh dammit, is this [size] even allowed??

Hey Edward, how long will it take you to learn to juggle three eggs while riding a unicycle?
Edit: What do you think of the burger on my sig?

Should I reply in character? Let's think. Hmmm...

Dear Edward,

thank you for your answer. I wondered what you would do because that's what I'm thinking about. I don't have a reason to stay a state alchemist anymore, but I'm also afraid to lose the privileges since my only family member won't speak to me anymore. I can't do anything really, except doing research, but if I quit being a State Alchemist, no one will pay me for that.
I never knew I would end up like this when I left home. The reason why you've never seen me at HQ is because I'm rarely there. I work in my appartment in Central, and send my reports by mail. My name is given to me because the transmutation I did at the qualification exam. I transmuted water to ice and made a fountain, but somehow I made a strange mistake in my circle that made the ice turn very dark blue. They thought I meant to do that, and qualified me. That's also what my research is about : the effects of adding or removing details from complex transmutation circles.

Sincerely,

Kinlyu, the DarkWater Alchemist


I like making up characters I have to write a book once, if I don't, I'll always feel like I only left an ecological footprint on earth.

Dear Edward:
I've heard a lot about you height. I wanted to tell you this: I envy you,Ed-san! You're taller than me. I'm 4' 8". Also...how did you guys learn to draw that Transmute circle so fast?! I wish I could draw it. I would look cool on my wall!

Al:
Thanks for replying to my letter. Would you like to be pen-pals? I wouldn't mind being your friend. You're one of my favorite people! (I love Ed too! Just in case he thinks otherwise)

Okay, a few more!

Dear friends,

I have a few question I would like to ask. I'll start with Ed.

How would you react if...

- You learned that Al betrayed you in the worst way?
- You learned that Roy had died in a horrible way because of you?
- You learned that your father is very, very evil and leads the homunculus?

Al, how would you react if...

- Ed sacrified himself to give you your body back?
- You could never get your own bodu back?
- You killed someone?

Roy, how would you react if...

- All your friends died and you were alone in the world?

I know most of them can't or won't happen, but anyway, it's a what if. Be honest, please!
-Ninie

I'm evil

Ed's gonna hate you. Al would never hate you. And Roy is too unpredictable. I dunno... but that could happen

*is having way too much fun with this*... ufufufufu....

dear ed,
i am honored that you wish to use the name i came up with for your uber awesome move. heh heh, and i suppose that, so long as you don't charge *me* any fee to call it as such, feel free to go ahead and charge the pants off of everyone else in order to use it. XD in exchange for sharing the secrets to this amazing technique, i give you full rights to the name.

equivalent trade, right?

and don't worry, of course i destroyed all evidence of the letter as soon as i memorized your tips. i am impressed you tried this move on sig-san at all... he defies physics...not to mention logic. something tells me that the only one who might be able to pull off that move on sig-san without doing themself extreme bodily harm would be... *looks around and whispers, just in case he's nearby* major armstrong...

i will keep in mind all your tips. if you ever need some assistance beating up lanky people, please feel free to contact me, i'd be more than happy to help.

as for the boots...urayamashi~~~i na! you got kickass boots for free! i am so jealous! have you ever thought of starting up a fashion line? i bet you could sell replicas of those signature boots for lots of money. al will probably not like the idea tho... just a thought.

i had another inquiry, if you are not sick of me yet... ;; is there a particular reason why you abhor milk so much? *holds up hands in placating gesture* i'm not trying to start an argument, i was just wondered if there was some...traumatic dairy experience in your past? or if you just don't like milk. i am the same way with tomatoes. i like them in things...like spaghetti sauce and ketchup...but i hate tomatoes. but for no apparent reason, really. just curious if this is something other people have trouble with, also... disliking things for no reason at all.

take care!
sincerely,
~tokage

PS: oh, and a question for winry, if she is taking any... was it difficult for you and pinako-ba-san to outfit den with automail? i imagine it has become relatively run-of-the-mill to outfit humans with artificial limbs, but i have never known of a dog having automail. i know that a human would understand that tho the process is painful, it will aid their mobility, but a dog would not really understand all that... kudos on your amazing talent!

Dear Edward,

Thank you for replying with such kind words. Your a true role-model.

Your loyal and devoted fan,
Heather

P.S. *hugs him for being hot *


Dear Alphonse,

Why do you like cats so much? *Is still new to Fullmetal-Alchemist* I have to cats myself . One thing I realized about cats, is that you have to work for their affection, where as a dog would warm up to anyone. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs too *Den is so cute! * What's your favorite color on a cat? Gray? Black? Orange?

Someone who admires you greatly,
Heather

P.S. *hugs him for being adorable *

Dear Edward,

I I'm wondering....Do you enjoy being a National Alchemist? It just poped my mind!

With all do respect,
Ko-Toni

Me:
DEAR ED

Why do You hate MILK?
Milk is good for health, especially for boys in Your age!
I love milk! I'm 21 and have 167 cm!

Ed: You all talking about it, like I'm gonna DIE WITHOUT MILK!!! And You're not so tall at all!

Me (with my Buster Sword and KOTR Summon Materia): Wanna get hurt?...

Ps.: People nagging about milk... i know some who hate milk, but who do like chocolate milk. I suggest you try it, if you haven't already. Milk won't make you taller, but it's good for your bones and your teeth.

Chocolate........mmmm..............*goes to get milk to set an example for Al*

i'm not big on milk by itself...but i do like it with cookies. c'mon ed, try it with cookies! *flail* cooookieeeees....!

(O.O I see I've seriously got my work cut out for me... Thanks all for the wonderful letters. I promise I'll start on them as soon as possible. ^.^ Hopefully you'll find it within you to have some patience until that time. ;; This is gonna take a while, I think...)
(@Ninie: You just love tormenting me)
(@Goha: I'm sorry for not answering your first letter, I already posted my reply before I saw yours. ;; Forgive me!)

Very brave starting a topic like this. Very brave indeed...
We'll be patient.

( To be honest, I didn't think this thread would be so popular. I thought wrong, but I don't regret making it. It's really been a help so far!)

Yay! I'm glad it is a help, and not just lots of work for you.
It's great fun to read too ^^

(Hehe, I've been through this entire thread once and I had to cringe. ;; They seem far too OOC... dangit)

(i think they're just fine in-character. ed would totally respond to those questions just the way you made him do... and al would totally edit the letters to make sure he wasn't rude or anything to his fans. i think you're doing a fine job. need a hand? i don't mind throwing in some help... you've done a great job with our boys, you want someone to take the questions (tho there aren't nearly as many...) directed at the girls? lemme know!)

@Omasake Shimasu: Out of Character? No way! Your doing a great job. Keep it up! I think your more in character then out.

I agree, you're doing a great job, for all of the characters.. Ganbare!!

Yes, everyone said it, you're doing a great job! *hug*

And I'm almost not doing hard questions on purpose

Poor Kase, got flooded with Edo mail. I'll postpone any and all questions I may have till you have this sorted out. xD