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penguintruth
*WARNING: SPOILERS PRESENT*

I wasn't sure where to put these, but since I planned to use these already, I might as well share them with you all.

FMA Christmas Songs!



You better not eat,
don't fatten up nice,
please heed my warnings,
'cuz of his appetite!
Gluttony is chomping you down!

He's making a list,
he's eating it twice,
he once ate a mountain
in just one night!
Gluttony is chomping you down!

He sees that you are tasty,
you'd taste good on Corn Flakes,
he knows when you are nice and clean,
and Lust taught him how to bake!

You better not eat,
don't fatten up nice,
please heed my warnings,
'cuz of his appetite!
Gluttony is chomping you down!





You know Mustang, and Armstrong, and Marcoh, and Kimbley,
Basque Gran, and Edward Elric who's a shorty,
but do you recall,
the most screwed up alchemist of all?

Tucker the Life-Sewing Alchemist,
had a very cute daughter,
combined her with his dog,
he deserved to be slaughtered.

All of the other alchemists,
they've done some effed up stuff,
but for this awful monster,
Hell is just not good enough.

Then one rainy Central eve,
Scar came in and said,
"Tucker, you are such a load,
I'ma make your head asplode."

Then he killed little Nina,
Edward cried in agony,
Tucker the Life-Sewing Alchemist,
you're the worst father in history!



Dashing through the blood,
in a fat bas***d's belly
in my pants there's mud
I think I made smelly!

O'er a corpse we go,
wish we had some light,
will Envy kill me first,
or will I die of fright?

I'm in hell, I'm in hell,
Ling, you're in my way,
I hope that freak Envy lied,
no, I'm not the type to pray!
I'm in hell, I'm in hell,
is this night or day?
Oh god, where can I hide,
tell Envy I don't want to play!




Lust is roasting on an open fire,
Sloth is in repose,
Wrath looks like he should retire,
And Pride's dissolving near his nose

Everybody knows Envy killed himself below,
Greed's still in a fight,
Gluttony was devoured like a tub of dough,
but Father's still all right.

Although the end is on it's way,
the major characters are still in play,
except maybe for Ed, and I ask why,
and will Alphonse get some apple pie?

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
to those who read to 102,
though it's been said, many times, many ways,
looks like Roy is so screwed!
Chiyo
Some really quite clever lyrics amongst that lot, especially the last one. Chuckled at the "asplode" part too, what a festive way of summing up the series so far.
penguintruth
If you enjoy these, there are other classics, such as:

I Saw Gluttony Eating Santa Claus
I'll Burn Home For Christmas
O Little Town Of Risembool
Silver Watch
Pride Got Run Over By A Yoki
Tombow
Gahaha, I like it!! Very clever, and very FMA! ^^

QUOTE (penguintruth @ Dec 20 2009, 09:34 AM) *
If you enjoy these, there are other classics, such as:

I Saw Gluttony Eating Santa Claus
I'll Burn Home For Christmas
O Little Town Of Risembool
Silver Watch
Pride Got Run Over By A Yoki

Post them, post them, please! biggrin.gif


ETA: BTW, I think this thread will fit in Fanfics sub-forum, as this Fanworks forum front section is mainly for graphically altered works and other non-literature stuff, and since there are other fan-made skits and comedy type stuff posted in Fanfics sub-forum also.
I'll move this to Fanfics sub-forum later. smile.gif


ETA: Moved the thread to Fanfics forum
penguintruth
Pride got run over by a Yoki,
trying to kill Alphonse we believe,
that lion chimera threw at him Kimbley,
then it was time for them to leave!

They'd been fighting him forever,
it was taking them too long
Hohenheim had even stepped in
but Pride used Al's head as a gong

Kimbley came and freed the monster,
it looks like they were all screwed
even after Heinkel's attack
they had to be saved by a crying dude

Pride got run over by a Yoki,
trying to kill Alphonse we believe,
that lion chimera threw at him Kimbley,
then it was time for them to leave!
Katya Martin
QUOTE (penguintruth @ Dec 20 2009, 08:25 AM) *
and Lust taught him how to bake!

Oh lord, we're doomed.

QUOTE
I'm in hell, I'm in hell,
Ling, you're in my way,

Especially like this line...

QUOTE
And Pride's dissolving near his nose

Indeed.

Genius, sir, genius. biggrin.gif
penguintruth
O little town of Risembool,
in Southeast Amestris,
lies rubble that was once the home
of the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Yet near the burned out lot there
is Rockbell Automail
the hopes and fears of all her years
pushes Winry not to fail.

O to the town of Rush Valley,
she travelled to train her keep,
and though she cries and bakes some pies
she rests in happy sleep.

And back home Pinako waits
and Den paces about
her resolve burns, she will return
of that she has no doubt.
AutumnRush
QUOTE
Then one rainy Central eve,
Scar came in and said,
"Tucker, you are such a load,
I'ma make your head asplode."


QUOTE
I'm in hell, I'm in hell,
Ling, you're in my way,


These are brilliant.
How I wish I had the creativity to write things like these.

Katya Martin
Fill the halls with Cyclops Soldiers,
Run, run, run, run, run, runrun run RUN!
Listen to the general's orders
"Don't you cowards run, attack!" ...what fun...
Get them in the tops of their heads,
"Not your gun, not your gun, NOT THE GUN!"
Try not to compare with ReDeads,
With the Armstrongs' help, they'll all be done.

Watch the alchemists all vanish,
Ed-Al-Izumi, where did you GO?
Hawkeye's hopes by Pride are banished
"Colonel! No! NOOO!"
Mustang's vision goes to darkness,
"Where is this? Do any of you know?"
Witness Pride's falling-apartness,
Scar fights Wrath above, Mei goes below.

Now we await the final showdown
Speculation runs all overboard
How will Father finally go down?
Will Scar prevail against Bradley's sword?
What might Hohenheim attempt?
What are all our heroes heading toward?
Is it really nearly spent?
After Fullmetal, we'll all be bored!


It's to the tune of Deck the Halls, and it's all massive spoilers, but I wrote one. tongue.gif
Kyelinn
I LOL'd at most of these. Especially the

QUOTE
Then one rainy Central eve,
Scar came in and said,
"Tucker, you are such a load,
I'ma make your head asplode."


xD Seriously awesome guys.
sidekick.kep37
I'm totally off my rocker for posting this extremely post-holiday season... but all of those made me lol. Like I seriously could not stop laughing at all of these. Thank you penguintruth and Katya for sharing these.
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