Armagus was bored. Very bored, as he normally was without a vortex of deprivation to entertain him with. And where did he go when all the casinos were closed? Kari Neko's house. And this time, he knocked on the door as opposed to kicking it down.

..........Lament of a PEANUT? ...I'm not even gonna ask. XD

I'm in with Kari and Hades of course,might end up with Stein somehow

(Cool. Spooky hasn't called me back so just respond and I'll fill her in.)

(sorry,being forced to bed)

Ok!!! I'm here!!! Ready to prove that my tricksters are invincible!!! MUAHAHAHA *thunders in the background*
*clears troath* Anyway...let's do this!
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There was a HUGE boom (cause all stories must begging with some BOOMS!!) as police sirens rang all over the city, Roxy and Ashes were surronded by cops "Drop dead loosers" She said smirking evilly as she throwed one of her explosive cards to the ground. "Au revoir bitches!" Ashes and Fuchsia said to the cops as they ran away from the burning jewerly carrying a big loot with them.
"Where to Fyosh??" Noah asked as they jumped from one roof to another, Roxanne was looking around thoughtfully when suddenly she spotted Armagus "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked, he chuckled evilly and nooded "Perfect hideout" They said as they high fived and landed infront of Kari's house where they kicked the door open, pushed Armagus inside, barged in and locked the door behind them.

"Wait a second- I go through all the trouble of not smashing a door in, and knocking on it like a civil human being, and you just walk past me and go in without acknoledg- HOLY F**K THOSE GUYS FROM BRIGGS!" He said recognizing the duo mid sentence, grabbing Ashes and shaking him a little bit.

Ashes pushed Armagus away "No touchy" He said as he dusted his clothes off "You think I get this raggedy look naturally?" He asked proud chibi "Ashes...we live in the street...so yeah...you do" Roxanne mumbled while sweatdropping as she pushed them away from the door "Anyway...who are you?...do we owe you money?" She asked suspiciously when suddenly someone knocked the door "Don't answer that. It's probably just the wind...blowing a pine cone against the door...three times in rapid succession" Roxy said innocently as she blocked the door.

"Nope. Just a decent conversation. You guys are a$$holes." He said as he broke down the door, lapsing into an old habit, and walked inside, and began stealing valuables.

"Why must you people ALWAYS break my door?! LET ALONE START STEALING THINGS!?"

Kari yelled with an anime big head,currently in her gothic Hello Kitty purple and black pj's,while hitting Armagus in the head with,ironically,a baseball bat and then Ashes and Fushica.

"We arent stealing anything!" They said as they dodged the hits "Wow..." Ashes mumbled "I know! I never thought we would actually say something like that!" Roxy muttered surprised chibi "I feel queeeasy....are we going?.....ewww....good?" He whispered scared chibi "No way" She whispered back as she shook her head "And it's not like we broke in..." Roxanne said to Kari "Yes...we were just in the neighborhood and we decided to drop by and say "Hi" Noah said innocent chibi as they both stood infront of the bags full of jewerly trying to hide them.

"No you weren't. You were here to steal stuff, like m-, to steal stuff, right?" Armagus said hiding his bag of jewelry.

"And what exactly would we want to steal in here?...no offense Kari" Roxanne said "Especially when we already stole a jewerly shop" Noah whispered as both of them snickered evilly "And even IF we were stealing, why would have we stayed? That dosent make any sense! But on the other hand perhaps we choose this place as a hideout....but that's not true" He said mumbling the last part while sweatdropping realizing he had talked too much which only earned him Roxanne's elbow buring in his stomach "What Ashes here is trying to say is that THIS guy in here is the thief and OUR jewels have a receipt and that our motives for being here are perfectly HONORABLE" Roxanne said as she nooded confident/innocent chibi.

"If I were stealing things, then I would have transported it to my house in dimension-616 and not have it in my hand like this bag of your v- of chimicangas."

"....Alright I believe Armagus but you two are just giving me bull crap about not making my house a hide out."

Kari said with her eye twitching while giving the thieving duo a smack upside the heads with her baseball,again,as she added annoyed while going to the kitchen ignoring the door knocking

"Now I need coffee since I'll be up all night...And unlike SOME people I actually have work to do in the morning~!"

"But HE is the one talking BULL....!" The tricksters said angry chibis (technically there were talking half-true/half-lie XD) "Yeah! So I say we kick this bum out of here! We are bussy people!" Noah said evil chibi "She was talking about us" Roxanne mumbled, he sweatdropped but then cleared his troath "Anyway, a cup of coffe would be nice" He mumbled trying to regain some composture.

"Chimicanga Chimicanga Chimicanga Chimicanga Chimicanga." Said Armagus as he 'sutblely' transported the bag of jewelry with one of Chimicangas.

"....Armagus,I do hope you realize I don't care about all that. If you were gonna steal THIS however,I'd be killing you repeatedly."

Kari said sighing while showing the clearly oversized ring on her thumb when mentioned as she added to Ashes giving him a glare

"And no coffee for any of you for breaking my door."

"I would like an expreso with 4 cups of sugar" Noah said happily, clearly he hadnt heard what Kari told him as he walked into the kitchen while Roxanne took off her hat and put all the jewerly bags in it (Like a magician's bottomless hat, except her hat is the Jester/Joker type XD) she then walked into the kitchen "Some cookies would be awesome with the coffe" She said as she took a small bag of bunny shapped mashmellows out of her bag.

"...I Cannot Drink Anything. Ever."

"Good to know."

Kari said sweat dropping as she added with an anime vein while hitting the two with the HARD and PAINFUL (XDDDDD) metal bat to the head AGAIN

"I'M NOT GIVING YOU COFFEE OR ANY OF MY FOOD!!!!"

Roxanne managed to dodge the hit using Ashes as her shield "I think you are overreacting" Noah mumbled dizzy chibi "True" Fuchsia said as she had somehow managed to get a bag of cookies "So...why so grumpy?" She asked as she sat down and put her bag and Noah's violin in a nearby chair.

"Oh I dunno...Maybe because you three broke into my house at 2 in the morning and woke me up when I finally fell asleep,which is a miracle all in itself,after working all night and I have meetings and stuff to do tomorrow!"

Kari said/yelled with an anime big head while having half a mind to hit Ashes again just for anger management

Ashes managed to dodge the hit as he sweatdropped "Now that dosent make any sense" Roxanne mumbled as she ate the cookies "Yeah, I mean, who goes to bed at 2am?" He asked "We dont!" The tricksters said as they high fived happily "And arent you happy to see us? We havent talked in like....how long was it?" He asked, Fuchsia just shrughed "I think your problem is pretty clear...you WORK....no one does that anymore" Roxanne said.

"I enjoy my work in the Toy industry."

Kari said with her eye twitching as she added with an evil aura around her "Or do I have to go wake Hades up to throw you out? You two both know that he scares people...Nobody knows how,not even me,since they never talk afterwards..."

The tricksters werent listening cause they were too busy fighting over the cookies "I say we go out to party!" Noah mumbled happy chibi "We cant" Fuchsia said, he sweatdropped "Ohh...right" He mumbled. "So...what have you guys being doing lately?? These days for us have been a little boring since we have to keep a low profile cause the cops are more cautious than ever...so we can only...."take care" of small jewerly shops, illegal gambling and banks...but since you guys are the "other side" perhaps you can hook us up with something fun" She said, Noah nooded happy chibi "Perhaps some buildings to destroy or some shiny things to steal or just ANYTHING ilegal" He suggested.

"I Got an Idea! Lets go punch somebody!"

"How bout I punch YOU?"

Kari asked crankily while giving him a smack upside the head as she added drinking her sugar loaded coffee

"Geez.....Why does everybody come to MY house at 2 in the morning?"

"Well, you should be up like us 'normal' people are. That'll teach you."

"You dont want to know" Both the tricksters mumbled as they chuckled softly "Mmm...well...seems it IS time to go to sleep" Noah said while looking at his watch (deffinetly stolen XD) "3am. The time we go to sleep" Fuchsia said as she yawned softly. (They do EVERYTHING the opposite of the normal way) In less than a second they were sleeping in the couch, Noah was hugging his violin case and Fuchsia was leaning her head against his shoulder.

"....I'm surrounded by hypocrites."

Kari said after a minute while having the classic 'you've got to be KIDDING me?!' look on her face

"Lets force feed them chimicangas."

"Try jalapeno peppers and you got a deal."

Kari said with a wicked grin while getting up and over to the fridge

Armagus smiled as he took out his bag of Chimicangas. "Chimicanga Chimicanga Chimicanga."

"Peppa peppa peppa peppers!"

Kari said in a singsong voice while holding up a plastic bag of the hot red peppers

Armagus then put the two bags into a blender, and when he finished that, he poured them into two different cups.

Suddenly someone kicked the door open, but they did it with too much strenght so the door bounced back and got closed again. There was a sight of frustration on the other side of the door "I'm surronded by idiots" Someone hissed. Suddenly Vino kicked the door open "I bet you guys didnt see THIS coming!!" She said as she laughed evilly "You thought you could STEAL on MY turf and get away with IT??!!" She roared angrily as she unsheated her katana, there was a discrete cough behind her and then she realized the tricksters were still sleeping "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" She roared.

"ANGRY B*TCH!" Yelled Armagus as he tossed the cup of Chimicanga into her face, causing the liquidized food to enter her mouth

"...Oh for the love of God and everything that's sacred and holy in the world why me?"

Kari groaned before giving a shrill whistle and Hades raced down the stairs,not caring that he was in a t-shirt and shorts,and straight into her hand as a gun

Vino managed to dodge the chimichanga using one of the Vipers as her shield. "SHUT UP!! This is has nothing to do with neither of you...but since you are all here, we'll kill you all...and steal those cookies as well" She said mumbling the last part "VIPERS! KILL THEM AL...." She was shouting when she stopped and sniffed the air "What's that SMELL??" She hissed as her eye twitched "It's the chimichanga milady" One of the Vipers whispered as all of them sweatdropped scared chibis "YOU ARE CONTAMINATING MY OXIGEN YOU f*!@ FACE!!" She roared as she kicked them all out "I'LL BE BACK!" She yelled angrily before she walked out of the house and slammed the door shut.

"That was Smally McSmall Small."

"I'm surprised you don't call me that."

Kari said with a giggle while shrugging her shoulders and had Hades transform back and she said to her sleepy butler/partner in crime/gun "Can you fix the door?" "Kari-sama,you've asked me to fix a falling air plane.I think I can fix a door."

The tricksters were somehow still sleeping, Noah was lightly snoring while Fuchsia was mumbling something about bunnies and her being the richest thief in the world, and in the street some gunshots were heard, clearly Vino was in the middle of one of her tantrums which all ended in one of her subordinated getting killed.

"What is that women on?"

"I don't even want to know."

Kari said simply while adding holding up 12 different colored sharpies "Wanna draw on Ashlee and Roxy's faces?"

"BETTER IDEA!" Yelled armagus as he opened a portal that let 2 open cans of orange and yellow paint fall on Ashes and Roxanne.

"That works too."

Kari said giggling before asking raising her eye brows

"Armagus,how come you came by? Roxy and Ashlee over there always use my house as a 'safe house'."

"Do I even NEED a reason?"

"No,but it'd be nice to know."

Kari said with a shrug

"Ohhh sticky! Now I wouldnt want to have that on MY clothes, it looks hard to get off" Ashes mumbled as he poked the other Ashes shoulder "Can you be even be MORE gay?....wait....you are the trampiest person I know...dont answer that" Roxanne mumbled as she cringed lightly. Yes, there was in fact TWO Roxannes and TWO Ashes. Two of them were sleeping and the other two were sitting next to Armagus and Kari.

"If all fails, I'll drug your milk. Kari knows what happened last I did that." Said Armagus sighing.

"Because I've been dimension hoping, saw an alternate version of all of you, and got bored. So now I'm back."