Noah chuckled softly "An alchemist? No, I just manipulate kinetic energy...basically I can lit anything on fire and make it go boom if necesary...so let's say I dont shake hands oftenly" She said as she smirked evilly "Am I the only one that has the feeling we have been walking down this stairs for hours?" Noah mumbled as he sweatdropped.

"Don't exercise much??" Antonia teasingly asked him

He smirked lightly "As I'm sure you have seen babe, I'm in perfect sha...." He was saying when he tripped with his own feet and lost his balance, Roxanne saw this coming and moved aside but Anthony knocked the flamming card out of her hand and dragged it with him. In less than a second he was rolling down the stairs engulfed in fire "Mmmm....saying "drop and roll" now would be stupid....oh...and what do you know? The stairs ARE infact really long" She said calmly as Noah kept rolling down the stairs illuminating everything on his path.

"Shape maybe, but not balance." Antonia laughed. "Mmm. The stairs are long." She giggled, "And if anything scary pops out, ashes will be the first to see it."

And then a fist rammed into Antonia's face from a door on the stairwell. He kept his face hidden behind the door, pointing a gun at Antonia, but it became obvious once the voice started to talk who it was. "Your in a restricted zone. Leave." said Albert Wesker.

Roxanne looked at the other flaming card she had taken out after Noah knocked off the first one and smirked lightly "Make us" She whispered as suddenly the flames died out and everybody was engulfed in darkness.
Before anyone could blink twice, the door that Wesker had used to appear out of "nowhere" was suddenly kicked right on his face. Roxanne grabbed Antonia's arm and ran down the stairs where the burnt Antony had finally managed to get up just to be pushed into a dark room/hallway by Roxanne, she slammed the door shut behind them and the second the door was locked the metal of the knob was instantly melted just with Roxanne's touch making it pretty hard to open "Run!" She said to Noah and Antonia.

Wesker stumbled a bit, but kicked the door off of him promptly. As the doorknob melted, two shoots to the hinges made the door fall. Then they heard chrips in the air vent. "If you go further, the Chimeras will attack you. Leave now, and Spencer won't find out about this...mishap." Said he in an intemidating tone.

She looked at Ashes and Antonia "Wesky, you should know we are not the kind of people that follow orders. Now ask nicely and we might consider it" Roxanne said as she smirked while she quickly analized the situation trying to figure out how could they get out of there winning.

"You can do whatever it is you fancy. Consider this a warning- If you step through that door, you become mine, and by extinsion umbrella's playthings. If you leave then you'll be spared death- and I'll tell you where her sister is." Said Wesker as he pointed at Antonia.

Antonia yawned, "Well........maybe." She looked at Wesker "But-then again, why should I be afraid of chimeras, " she paused. "When I already AM one." She giggled awkwardly at sighed. "Drop your cool act Whisker. I'm already pissed that you punched me in the face. You'll pay for that one. ...And as for Spencer...If we should be afraid of him...why doesn't he enforce himself?? How can I fear someone I've only seen, like, once??"

"Spencer has power over people. You can easily kill him- but escaping with you head on your shoulders is much less likely. However...Steps by me are making it possible. As for the 'Chimeras' It's not exactly what your thinking off...Much more deadly then what you'd expect." Wesker said. Then, from the door that lead to the room Wesker warned them off, a man dressed in bright poofy clothes and clown make-up slowly walked out. "Those 'Weapons' of yours were pathetic Wesker! Now quite what you'd brag about~!" Said he as he let out a high laugh.
"You?"
"Me."
"I was positive they would be too much for yo-"
"Don't let your ambitions get the better of you- You'll be dead much sooner then I. And what good would a corpse be as a CEO or whatever?" He asked. Then he noticed the other people. "Son of a Submainer! Who the hell are you guys?" The Clown asked, letting out another laugh.

((I am FREE from grounding finally!!!!!! DNA,NOW YOU TORTURE WESKY?! WITHOUT ME!? BLASPHEMY!!!! *starts the comical chibi shunning phase* lol by the way...Half asleep Kari's temper is the equivalent of...of...Wesker after da Medusa incident times 3 XDDDDD))

Kari was hopping down the stairs and said bluntly with her eye twitching,clearly not enough coffee in her system if she's acting grumpily/Weskily,and kicked him in the back of the head with her combat boots sending him down the long stairs

"Shut up with your 'oh I'm so cool and God' crap,I'm trying to sleep. You three morons get in your rooms before I make you."

Be afraid,be veeeeeeeeeeeeeery afraid of a half asleep Kari.

"Kari-sama," Antonia said a bit irritated, I'm looking for my sister." She looked at the poofy clown guy with a WTF?! face. "More like...Who the hell are YOU?!"

"Great...another one...the crazy one" Both the tricksters mumbled as they looked at Kefka. "Hey you! You have some guts to come here with your tacky clothes and your stuck-up attitude and interrupt us" Roxanne hissed "We are trying to create a MOOD in here people!! You cant just barge in randomly" She grumbled (Translattion: If someone has to dress with bright circus-themed clothes that can ONLY be Roxy XD Remember her jester outfit) Noah sweatdropped as he pulled her back he clearly was used to the clothes-related tantrums.

"Oh, no no no little mice. I'm afraid right now your all SMACK!...dab in the middle of enemy territorty, so, I'm not going to let you leave so easily..." Said the man. Wesker sighed giving an 'I Warned you' look "The little decaying monkey is in the center of this complex. If you get there then You can free the mexican sunflower's zombie sis, but If I get there...then I kill her. Oh, and by the way, the only way through is the door I just came from."

"Oh? What if I kill you first? I.HATE.CLOWNS."

Kari hissed raising an eye brow while having Hades next to said clown's temple threatening to shoot,and there were no blanks in Hades so it was no joke.

The Clown laughed an insane chackle "Oh oh oh oh! You have an ego comprable to Wesker's, ya know that! HA! Ya know, assuming you can 'bust a cap' in everyone will be a nig flaw of yours~!" sang as he suddenly disappeared, and the door opened.

Antonia sighed, and looked at Kari and the rest, "You guys don't have to come.....I just want my sister." her temper flared"and I am NOT a flower. " She tightened a screw on her left arm with her other hand, and took off after Kefka.

Kari was frozen anime white chibi and yelled,forgetting Wesker was still standing there,panicked/frantic chibi

"...Ego as big as....WHISKERS?!!?! NUOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Roxanne took out another flaming card "Time for our tour" The tricksters said calmly as they walked away.

"That man's name is Kefka Palazzo. He is one the worlds most dangerous men. He is also an inconvience to me. Go in after him. Kill him if possible, and I will assist you." He said as he got onto a computer terminal.

~

"What a Delightful arm you have there my dear!" called the clown over the complex, taunting antionia.

As Antonia was running, she remembered that her arms ran on an electric current . She slid a metal plate off one of her arms, and rearranged the wires inside it. A dim light of sparks appeared. "Now, I'll find her."

~

Monica was bored. She sighed, "When will I get out of here??"

Kari sweat dropped following him,her little panic attack over,and said simply

"Your pretty blunt Wesker-senpai."

"Lights will be the least of your problems!" called the voice. Then a group of gorillas jumped from the vent- except these were bigger, and...decaying.

She gave them the evil eye, and walked straight past them. I"Don't have time to deal with you maggot-farms." Ignoring the clown's taunt's she had come across a door. "Doesn't hurt to try..." she slowly opened the door, revealing many (possibly a hundred) corpses. Her pupils contracted in slight shock, but she went into the room nevertheless. "Monica??" she called out."
(And, dna, not just one, but both of her arms are metal.)

"'Yes?' JUST KIDDING! it's still me. By the way, watch out for thouse. They'll eat off your guts!" He called as a few of them stood up, and lumbered towards her. The Gorillas also charged at her, forcing her into a fight.

"Ugh!" She coughed in disgust. "You, my friend, have horrible taste in henchmen." Amazingly for being small, she ran straight at the decaying meses, and impaled two of them through the head with her battle arm. "Unfortunately for YOU as well, my frriiend..." she began awkwardly, " I'm also not only a pickpocket, but also..." She giggled as she grabbed hold of one of the disgusting creatures, and ripped out his intestines, "SANE!!!!!"

"Insane I am? You know, I was going to tell you where to find your sister but now...IM NOT TELLING!" He said in a mockingly childish tone.

"Woof!!!!" Antonia screamed and finished of the last of the creatures. "Lookame!! I'm a DOG!!!! " She burst out laughing "I win and YOU lo-ose KefCRAP!!" She stuck her tongue out childishly ,"I don't need your help FOOL. I'm a doggie by myself!! " She swayed her short , yet shapely body in some sort of Victory dance, "And when I find my sister, I'll kick your @$$!!"

"OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! I see! Very sane, very stable." He mocked. Then a door opened. "Hm? I didn't do that." He said in confusion. Wesker proped the door open with the computer.

"Hm??" she turned her head. "Wesker?" Her eyes narrowed, "Where's my sister?!"

No answer. He wasn't even in the same room. He was in his control room. "Oh. Him. I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE him so!" And in the door was another door to the lab- where monica was.

She impulsively pushed Wesker aside ,and kicked the door down to where Monica was being kept. "Monica!!" Seeing how her sister was covered in blood and decay, Monica rushed over to her sister and latched onto her wailing "NUOOOOO! You got HURT!" Antonia clasped her hand over the hysterical corpse's mouth. "Shut up!! No I didn't!!!!" She sighed, cooling off. "Now, let's get out of here before Kefcrap forces me off the deep end."

"OH HA HA HA HA HA! What a smashing display! A Good Demolition is so moving- but the reniunion- well please stop...IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE MY GUTS OUT!" said Kefka as he appeared to them.

(Wesker is not in the room....)

"Ok let's finish with this lovely tea party for once and for all" Roxanne mumbled behind him. Was it actually possible? The tricksters being the "good guys" coming to the rescue? That was as IMPOSSIBLE as them giving a stolen object BACK. "Look, I'll be blunt...I'm hungry...so let's finish with this quickly" Noah said as he yawned softly.

"Oh? Who are you, the girl scouts?" He asked sighing

"Really funny" Noah mumbled sarcastically "Opposite than you lame Tico Tico we have important things to do and if you are in the way...well...our plans will be delayed and that's something I'm not willing to accept" Roxanne said as she smirked lightly.
(Tico Tico...well...it's hard to understand but I'll just say this...it's the LAMEST clown alive *nod nod* I'm not jocking, sometimes I wonder if he even IS a clown *cringes*)

"What is it exactly your trying to do, you can go right ahead and do it if you want, so long as it dosen't involve either of these too....whats the word? Fools? Idiots? Whatever it is, don't touch them."

"Wait just what what do yo-!!!!" Antonia collapsed with fever, "Uowahh......you....you that is..."

"WAHH!!" Monica's normally sparkling pupils lost shine, and became hard-core. "YOU DID THIS TO HER!!!' She pointed at Kefka. "You didn't like her, so you drove her off the edge!!" She smacked him squarely in the face. "I HATE you!!!!!!!"

While Monica was in the middle of a slappy fight with Kef, Antonia, though shaky, got up. She yelled at her twin, "You fool-" she coughed, "He didn't make me sick-physically!!" There was a popping sound coming from her arms, as she ran over to the clown and corpse to stop the fight. "You guys are complete idio-" There was a beeping sound coming from her arms, "What the hell??" She coughed hard three times again and fell against Kefka. (and she weighs like 200 pounds 'cause her arms are each 50.)

(I...Don't quite think you get Kefka.)

"And I Assure you that I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE you." He informed as he was slapped. As she fell over, Kefka teleported behind them, to avoid catching the girl. "Meatheads meatheads, everywhere! Don't tell me shes out of it from that one fraction of a fight!" Kefka said on the girl, shaking his head.

Kari however caught her,having jumped down from a heating vent above,and said bluntly hauling her up over her shoulder and shot an electrified bullet straight into 'Kefca's' shoulder,not lethal but very PAINFUL,looking annoyed

"Your a jerk ya know Mr. Clown,and I happen to love the shoot-the-clown games at carnivals."

"Thank You!" Monica looked at her sister's savior, "Hey...Aren't you from when we met Mr. Spencer??"
She looked at Kefka "...And I'm not giving in to you THAT easily." She jumped with great force and gave him a round house kick to the face. "That's for messing with MY sister."

((...my god...sometimes Monica makes me gag. Even though she's my personality "Yin".......because we know Antonia couldn't be the good one.))

"Ahaha!!" A voice came from somewhere. "If it isn't my two foolish sisters!! My my, what a shock." Suddenly, A boy about the age of 10 materialized out of nowhere. "Ahaha!! What a cute group of friieenndds..." He chuckled softly. "Allow me to introduce myself," he said as his hair went up static electricity-like, "I am Diego Kortez, or, as the fool twins may remember me, plan # 8756 ('cause Antonia's 8745, and Monica's is 8755)"

Monica paused, "I..I don't remember you at all." she paused, "All I remember were your blueprints."

Diego sighed, "Yes, that's right." he giggled "Much like you are the "perfect"(laugh) soul, and Antonia's the "perfect" body, (minus her lack of height, and flesh arms...well, she used to be the perfect body), I am Number 8756, The perfect mind!!!" he stuck his tongue out, and said rather quickly, "That's why I remember you! HA!!"

((AACK!! This was a lo-ong post!!))

"So....this is the kind of stuff that happens to the ones that play "the fool" aka. "the hero" part" Roxanne mumbled as the tricksters looked at the scene curiously "This "hero" con isnt for us" Anthony said "You are right, let's go back to the usual" She whispered as they got ready to get out.
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Vino was in another room, looking trough some files that really didnt look "public", she chuckled happily "Interesting" She purred "Where are the idiots?" She asked "They are fighting against the Kefka guy" A Viper said "And the circus freaks?" She mumbled as she grabbed another file "They are about to run out of the room" Other Viper said as he looked at monitors showing the image of every security camera in the building.

"Ahaha!!" Then he conjured a floating piece of holographic bologna. "Come aboard, my friends, or not, it really doesn't matter to me! I was just going to take a tour of this school for rotten teenagers much like yourselves." he paused. "And I assume you all know WHY a young male such as myself is, in fact, attending this center of education." He giggled ,"So come onto my bologna steed, and enjoy the show!!"

"What the hell?" Vino mumbled as he looked at the newcomer in the monitor. "What's WRONG with this place!! It's like a...freaks magnet!!! You idiots said those morons where the only people that would come!! So what is that pipsqueak doing HERE!! I cant afford more heroes!! Especially a shrimp that calls himself "The Perfect Mind"!!" Vino roared as the Vipers backed away and looked at her in horror "DONT LOOK AT ME!! You ruin my skin!" She hissed coldy.
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"Is that....a bologna?" Noah mumbled as he sweatdropped "Who are you? And what are you doing here? Please dont tell me you another...hero" Roxanne said grumbling the last part.

Kefka let out a laugh as he was shoot, and staggered back. "And what do we have here my pretties? The mouse again? Or a Dog? Whatever animal you are let me assure you that THAT HURT!" He said. Infact, had the boy not stepped in and he shut up from a bit. After the sentences on baloney, he stood, as if he had not been shoot.

"Perfect Body, Mind and Soul....Perfect Body...It caused that power didn't it!? Such a dangerous little contraption the human body is, Yours is Perfected! HA HA HA HA HA! THEN GO! SHOW ME YOUR CALATICLISMIC POWER!" Yelled Kefka, as he began sounding more insane as the sentinces went on. Then the lab burst into flames and Kefka began to float a few centimeters off the ground, teleporting to the edge of the room, waiting for the groups response- they'd have to fight to survive and get to his location.

Ignoring th fact that the room was on fire, and Kafka was challenging him, Diego laughed "Ahaha! I can be whatever I want to be!! Hero, con, does it matter?? I'm the perfect mind! I know everything in the past, and acquire knowledge as time moves on!! "He sighed, "My bologna is growing tiresome of this, if you wish to tour, come aboard my steed at this time!"

Monica had a WTF?! face for a second, and then shook it off. "Um ,Diego was it? Why are you here??"

"Because I am the perfect mind, clone of Bianca."

Monica flinched at the mention of the woman's name. "Don't- too many-"

"What your PA-AST bothers you??" he said sadisticly

(*Points at my post*)

Hey, I fixed it! I fixed it! *glare* Sorry I'm taking forever, I'm keeping an eye on my sisters right now too.

"You know...I hate guys like you the most." Said Kefka. Then a small blue orb floated to him.

And exploded 7 times, each time making a hole in the surroundings.