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MaiShadowAlchemist
"It's the psycho" Roxanne mumbled as she sweatdropped "And the weird orange ball" Anthony said, both of them shighed softly.
Mat-Mat
"...Jackal."

Allen said staring at him with a frown. "I've still got the scars from our last little fight."
Kari_Neko
Hades sweat dropped and said translating Kari's foreign sounding language

"Jackal-san,considering it's you who's well...Everybody's stalker,if your going to come along you have to promise not to interfere and stay NEUTRAL.Got it?"
MaiShadowAlchemist
Both Anthony and Roxanne snorted softly "You are jocking right?" Anthony asked, Roxanne chuckled softly as she went back to her cards "Interesting" She mumbled sarcastically.
DNA
"I always am Neutral...Aren't I?" He asked with a smile.

"And I'm not a...wait. Yes. I am a psychopath." He added
MaiShadowAlchemist
"That proves my point. The guy is a freaking psycho!" Anthony muttered angry chibi as his eye twitched, Roxanne sweatdropped.
Kari_Neko
"No not really,by Neutral she means no trying to kill her while she's busy."

Hades said sighing and added looking at his watch

"Now where the hell is that detective?We need him for the bait.And he's over an hour late."
Mat-Mat
"You're always neutral, just a crazy psychopath set out to kill anyone and have Kari or me kill you one day."

Allen said rolling his eyes and said to the orange, "You're an orange to me, only problem is that I can't peel you."
DNA
Then Suddenly, a Helicopter was seen, flying near Kari's house.

"I think we just now found out where he is...And I'm not crazy." Said Jackal.
Kari_Neko
"....I'm surrounded by psycho's."

Kari said sweat dropping at the helicopter and asked rubbing her temples

"Can't people just WALK or DRIVE by CAR like normal people!?"
DNA
"Yes, why?" Asked L, whom was apparently behind her and not in a Helicopter.
MaiShadowAlchemist
"You see, there is no fun in that" Anthony mumbled as he shrughed happy/sarcastic chibi "I want a chopper" Roxanne said sad chibi to Anthony, he patted her head "Someday Roxy, someday" He mumbled as he nooded.

They looked at L, sweatdropped, and then looked at eachother "Who is in the chopper? And if it's not L's chopper does it mean we can steal it?" Roxanne asked curiously.
Kari_Neko
Kari jumped nearly a mile,tackling Jackal comically,and yelled with an anime big head

"DON'T DO THAT TO ME!YOUR GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"
DNA
"Ouch." Jackal said, Kari's elbow in his Eye socket.

"I've been here the past hour..." L said.
Kari_Neko
"......And where exactly in my house have you been?"

Kari asked with her eye twitching while getting off Jackal,actually apologizing to him,and clearly wanting to strangle him but sighed and said to L rubbing her temples while Hades was getting the slide show ready for the full briefing

"Anyway,your job?Your the bait.Got it?"
DNA
"Wait, what? Bait for who? What? What job?" Asked L.

"And i've been in the Kitchen..." He said
MaiShadowAlchemist
"Deja vu" Anthony mumbled as he nooded, Roxanne just chuckled softly as they sat down again.
Kari_Neko
"...People,pay attention to the slide show please.All shall be explained."

Kari said sweat dropping having the pointy stick in her hand and pointed to the first screen which showed who was the target,Creed Diskenth.
"Lessee how did I do this again....?Oh yeah!Okay here!Our target is Creed Diskenth.He's killed too many people to count,a psychopath,a Taoist,my own personal stalker yadda yadda yadda."
DNA
"Whats a Taoist?" Asked Jackal, who raised his gloved hand on confusion.
Kari_Neko
"Their kinda like Alchemists but their powers vary from person to person."

Kari said nodding wise chibi
MaiShadowAlchemist
Both Anthony and Roxanne nooded "We know he is dangerous, we know we are gonna get paid and that we 'll have the chance to blow things to smithereens....that's all we need to know" Anthony said, Roxanne shuffled her cards "And the sparkly/shiny things" She added "The sparkly/shiny things as well" He mumbled in agreement.
DNA
"What dose he do? What dose his power amount to? Can I kill him?" Jackal countuined asking.
Kari_Neko
"He's a swordsman.And I dunno.And no,that's MY job."

Kari said answering his questions in order with her eye twitching at the last,oh there was DEFINITELY history between those two.
DNA
"What his favorite color?, dose he like Ice Cream?,What flavor dose he like?, Where dose he live?, is he nice?" Ask Wreck Gar in a chibi motion, appearing up down sideways and the works
Kari_Neko
"....I'm not even going to answer that."

Kari said to Wreck-Gar while sweat dropping and sighed clicking the remote to the next slide to show all his 'minions' and said simply pointing to them all in turn

"The blond chick can open up portals to anywhere,the monkey can copy your intelligence DNA ect,the kid uses Wind,the black haired chick is with us and uses fire...and freaks me out,and the guy in the top hat is also with us and he can use his blood to do whatever."
DNA
"Like me?" Asked Jackal, Raiseing his hand about the blood man.
Kari_Neko
"Yeah,like you."

Kari said sweat dropping and added with her eye twitching clicking the remote to the next slide to show the 'Chronos Bastards'

"Alright,these are all the Chronos people that will be dealing with all the minions.Allen,your with them since they'll be needing help."

And then she clicked to the next slide and said pointing to the drawn by a 5 year old looking comic "This is the plan."

((Lol,instead of Ash and Hotaru for obvious reasons it's Ashes and Roxy))
MaiShadowAlchemist
Both Anthony and Roxanne sweatdropped "Looks easy" Anthony said, there was a minute of silence "Why do I have long hair?" He asked as his eye twitched angry chibi.
DNA
"And why am I a princess?" Asked L with a very confused look on his face
Kari_Neko
"To show that your the damsel in distress,plus it was easier to draw."

Kari said sweat dropping and pressed the remote for the last time showing as to WHY L was the 'damsel in distress/bait' and Kari asked glaring at Hades with her eye twitching

"Why'd we make me sound like a crazy fangirl in the Inner Mind theater again!?" "....Because that's probably what he thinks?"
DNA
"I still don't understand..." Said L.
Kari_Neko
"He's a jealous psychopath who claims he's in love with me,so when we go out on our fake date he'll kidnap you and we'll go kill him and save you and such."

Kari said sweat dropping asking "What don't you get?"
DNA
"Why dose the kidnapping of me have to occur?" He asked
MaiShadowAlchemist
Anthony and Roxanne snickered softly and in less than a second both of them were rolling around in the floor laughing "This is aweeesome!! Fake kidnappings, psychopaths, bombs, money, killing people. This is priceless" Anthony said as he nooded "Dont forget about the dresses" Roxanne said, both of them looked at L and started laughing again.
Kari_Neko
"Because,I don't know where he is.But after I give you this I can FIND you when he KIDNAPS you.Got it now?"

Kari said giving him a small kitty shaped cell phone thing saying simply "It's a tracking device."
DNA
"And why not that Trash Can over there?" He asked, taking the thing.
Kari_Neko
"....What trash can?Gar?Do you really think he's THAT stupid to think that I'm dating a METAL thing that isn't even HUMAN?"

Kari asked with her eye twitching
DNA
"Then Why not me? I'm more attractive then L, and less....alien." Said Jackal Raising his hand
Kari_Neko
"....Because I don't trust you AT ALL?"

Kari said sweat dropping clicking the remote and pointing to the trust level part and added sweat dropping

"Plus,do you really think I'd fall for a NORMAL person?"
MaiShadowAlchemist
"Ouch! That had to hurt! He called you and -alien-" Anthony mumbled "In my world, that's a sure brawl" Roxanne said "It's your pride man, do something" Anthony said to L.
DNA
"I wear a Hat twice the size of a child, J's carved into my body, a full name, scars all across my body, and have a perpetual smile on at all times...and i'm suppose to be normal?" He asked
Kari_Neko
".....You could pass as normal from afar."

Kari said simply while sweat dropping and added rolling her eyes

"Besides,he's my STALKER remember?He knows I hate you.He has yet to see L since well L's...A hermit."
DNA
"A hermit?" L asked cocking an eyebrow.
MaiShadowAlchemist
"See?? "The Hermit"? I told you so" Roxanne said to Anthony as she nooded, referring to the time when she choose a tarot card for everybody "Wow....that's creepy, yet so cool" Anthony said as he nooded.
Kari_Neko
"...It's the truth isn't it?"

Kari asked sweat dropping and added raising her eye brows

"What's mine?"
MaiShadowAlchemist
"You were the Tower" Roxanne said as she nooded while shuffling her cards "You never told me mine" Anthony said, she shrughed "You were the Moon" She mumbled.
DNA
"And mine?"

"AND MINE!"

Said/yelled Wreck-Gar and Jackal.
MaiShadowAlchemist
"You were the Ten of Swords...no offense" She said to the Jackal, she looked at Gar and sweatdropped "You are...the Fool....it's not as bad as it sounds" She mumbled saying the first card that popped into her head.
DNA
"I thought I was the Devil..." Said Jackal

"Why is it not a bad thing?" Ask Wreck-Gar
Kari_Neko
".....Why you people are bugging Roxy for your fortunes,Hades.Go make sure the bike's ready to go and is where it needs to be." "Hai!" "C'mon L,we're going out for ice cream."

Kari said simply while motioning for L to follow
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