-Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...*strikes dramatic pose* all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS!
-Havoc: YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! (hugs Mustang's leg) I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
-Mustang: Yes! (still posing)
-Hughes: Oh, and get a wife!
-Ed: This place is about to blow
-Ed: Cause I don't like it
-Ed: Shut up! I'm not gonna drink some opaque white liquid that was secreted by a COW!!
-Al: So what's your strategy?
-Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!
-Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?
-Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?!
-Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?!
-Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!!
-Ed: Micromini granny!!