-Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...*strikes dramatic pose* all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS!

-Havoc: YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! (hugs Mustang's leg) I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

-Mustang: Yes! (still posing)
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-Hughes: Oh, and get a wife!
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-Ed: This place is about to blow

-Al: Why?

-Ed: Cause I don't like it
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-Ed: Shut up! I'm not gonna drink some opaque white liquid that was secreted by a COW!!
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-Al: So what's your strategy?

-Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!
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-Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?
-Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?!
-Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?!
-Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!!
-Pinako: Chibichump!!
-Ed: Micromini granny!!

Well, Edwars is so cool...he said very nice phrases you know?
Hmmm...one of them....

Ed: Winry! Remember when Al and I used to fight to see who will be the one to marry you?
Winry: Yeah o.o
Al: Yes, I won -w-
Ed: Well, however, Winry rejected Al...now I have a question for both: Why?
Winry and Al: Because "I/she didn´t want a man who was shorter than me/her"
Ed: WHAAAAT???!!! WHY YOU´RE SO CRUEL?! You shouldn´t judge a man, only for his size!! TT^TT
Al: -.-U
Winry: o_ó?

And the best ever!!!.....For Edwin´s fans xD

Ed: I´ll give you the half of my life....SO GIVE ME HALF OF YOURS!! >///<

It's from Conqueror of Shamballa, I think.


Man, how do I even know that? >_>

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The one that Carmencita posted above is definitely one of my favorites.


But I have to say that the "Fullmetal Heart" quote is probably my favorite.
WARNING: Spoilerrrr, literally the last page of the last chapter of the manga
A lesson without pain is meaningless,
you cannot gain something without sacrificing something in return.
But once you've overcome the pain and made it your own,
you'll gain an irreplaceable Fullmetal Heart.
And the adaption of that quote in the anime is good too. :3

"If you work hard it'll pay off... I thought I didn't need to believe in things, Dad." - Edward Elric

All the ones that Edward Cardinal Elric posted earlier. I love all of those...

And also...

"What do you think is the matter!? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up! 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief! Ed...where'd you run off to? Oh wait, there you are! I couldn't see you there behind my paper work, seeing as how you're so short and all! HAHAHAHAHA.'"

That scene never ceases to amuse me.

I remember one from the 1st anime in episode 10 when Ed has to get a shot

Ed: Al! You're Evil!
Al: You dont mean that (starts to cry)
Ed: Ill turn you all into fish!

^Another from episode 10 that I like is when Al's still trying to convince Ed that Clara is just trying to help the hospital/school/convent, and Ed yells something along the lines of "The only saving she's doing is in her bank account!"

Another one i cant remember the exact dialogue or the episode but its when "The chimera" (ill use this name coz i cant remember spoiler tags)was with the homunculi

Ed: God theyre are so manmy asses i have to kick, i might need to make a list