Christmas comes but once a year for most of us.

US--The country that is beneath mine.

mine is considered to be a trivial word used by toddlers

Toddlers taste better when smothered in barbecue sauce.

Sauce covered children are my favourite.

Favorite word ever is buttpirate

Buttpirates ahoyy! tired,, might go to bed

Bed bugs are indigenous to the bed of Ichabod Crane.

Crane is a japanese birdy made of paper.

paper planes are still hard for me to make.

*-NICE 1 -*

Make people laugh, it lightens up their day.

Day in and day out I dream about doing illegal things with dinosaurs

You're Welcome

Dinosaurs make me,, super horny
(Jokes lol)

horny men need to die.

"Dieeee!" Ed screamed at the milk, hurling it out the window.

window panes can never be colored green.

green giraffes are all extinct

extinct animals can never come back.

Back to christmas already,,, TOMMOROW IS PRESENT DAY..

You ended with day again


Days are too short where I live.

Live like you mean it!

Its breaking through are defenses!!

defenses are useless against Santa Claus!

Santa Clause isn't REAL!

Real things like family and friends are meaningless when not appreciated.

Appreciated--how I'd feel if you'd only tear down the walls to your heart...

Heart. That's something Ulquiorra-san doesn't comprehend, 'cuz he doesn't have it anymore.

Any more mentions of Twilight and I'll stab someone with an icicle.

^agree...è_é
lol..xD

Icicle covered houses are beautiful.

"Beautiful" was the last word out of Roy's mouth before that woman slapped him. Repeatedly.

^LOL!! hahaha xD

'Repeatedly' it's a difficult word for me to pronounce.

Pronounce means to utter or articulate in the accepted or correct manner of speech.

"Speech, eh?" I said, right before fainting. I don't like public speaking.

Speaking is something bears should learn.

Learn carefully what I'm teaching you, and you'll have success in everything you want.

want everything and you will receive nothing.

hah the last two post sounded like fortune cookies.


Nothing is as it seems.

"Seems to me," Riza said with a frown at Roy's attempt at 'cooking', "that you've just lit our turkey on fire, Sir."

^You always come up with the best phrases ever!

"Sir, she's burning the rum filled kegs too..."

too much meatloaf is definitely bad for the soul..well the body at the very least.

"Least of all," Armstrong said, while--of course--sparkling, "'Decking the Halls' has been passed down the Armstrong family line, from generation to generation!"

Generation to generation believe they have bested their predecessors

Predecessors are only good for telling us what mistakes we shouldn't make, although we do it anyway...

Anyway, this cat won't get off my back.

Back off, get your own sandwich!

(Bonus points to anyone who remembers that ad campaign. )

Sandwich Massachusetts is the oldest town on Cape Cod.


^ I think its mcdonalds http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1002083/

^Actually, I was referencing a campaign from... it was Maple Leaf or Schnieder's. I don't remember which. I was a young'un then. XD

Cod--the nasty, slimy fish you've gotta kiss on the lips to become an official NewFoundlander.

^ I see, ha newfoundlander was a hard one, sorry for the text book answer, had to spice it up a bit in the end





NewFoundLanders live in the Canadian Province of NewFoundland and Labrador, they usually battle space pirates on a daily basis.

Basis is an anoying word to think of a sentence for .

For God's sake! Get a life!