Jillian raised her hand "If you gusy want some good advice instead of his "useless-completly senseless-stupid-reckless-heartless" advice, then heard MY advice" Jillian said as she smirked, Alexander gave her a death glare "Shut up" He hissed.

"I refuse to say that."

Kari said bluntly,she was much too stubborn.It was going to take him a loooooooooooooong time and many threats before she would EVER agree to those terms.

"Say it now, or I'll do something that I'm really going to regret. Now remember, repeat after me, I will not do anything to stop Allen and Mat-Mat from being little matchmakers for myself, Kitty-Lady."

Allen said carrying her down the stairs. "It's really not that hard, or does the cat got your tongue?"

Mat-Mat started worrying after that if she would still have Allen as her lover. Kari is going to kill him.

"Allen,tell me.Do you want to have kids in the future?"

Kari said 'out of nowhere' she wouldn't KILL him.......Just neuter him.It also helped that she was short since her foot was in the perfect position to do the deed if he continued badgering her about it.

"Honestly, I haven't really thought about it. Remember, repeat after me: I will not do anything to stop Allen and Mat-Mat from being little matchmakers for myself, Kitty-Lady."

Allen said bluntly carrying her further down the stairs, putting her on top of his head instead of any area where he might have to kill Kari if she did anything.

"Allen, put her down now." Mat-Mat said giving him a stern look.

"I can always break your neck instead."

Kari said bluntly,wherever he carried her she would be able to kill him knowing her,she wasn't a master gunsgirl for nothing after all.

"Well....we'll just have to cage the little kitty."

Allen said as he carried her outside where, sure enough, was a cage about for a tiger. "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." The cage....had been made with alchemy, and out of the Allen & Mat-Mat couple, only one of them knew how to use alchemy, and is wasn't the wolf man. Mat-Mat just stayed inside, embarassed.

".............Damn you.I hate cages......And matchmakers."

Kari growled and then gave in,cages scared her now from the multiple times L had to make sound cages and she repeated the oath,secretly crossing her fingers behind her back and Allen would never EVER notice.

"Kari, don't lie to us, now. I can see you crossing your fingers."

Mat-Mat said shaking her head smiling. This was funny to her, and she couldn't help but giggling.

"You little liar!!!!! Promise right here and now, no crossing of fingers, toes, or anything! If you don't, I'll put you in the cage for the entire night, and it's supposed to rain and get cold tonight!"

Allen growled at her with an anger mark on his head.

"......L would skin you alive.I'd get sick....And get phenomena and well kinda die......"

Kari said blinking with her already large kitten shaped eyes widening,it was the truth after all.If he did leave her outside for that long in a cage she would get sick and die within a few hours at most

".....Damn you. Fine. Just repeat the oath without crossing your fingers or I'll just tell L myself that you're in love with him. It won't kill you, won't it?"

Allen said rolling his eyes.

"Allen if you do any of those things, I'll break up with you right here and now."

Mat-Mat said sternly, not wanting to hurt any of her friends. "WHAT?! You can't!!!!" Allen said whimpering.

"Madison,no breaking up with the idiot.I worked too hard.Allen,you put me down right now and keep your big fat mouth shut and maybe I won't put you in the cage instead."

Kari growled,clearly getting irritated since her eyes were flashing from black to gold again like they always did when she was 'trying' to control her temper and keep herself from transforming in the process.

"You really are a pain in the a$$ you know? And what did you do to help me get with Mat-Mat? She liked me before you tried to change me. If I did go gentleman on her, she wouldn't like me anymore."

Allen said dropping her hard on the ground.

"Be nice, Allen."

Mat-Mat said shaking her head.

"I was the vent."

Kari replied dryly,landing flat on my tail and half screaming in pain,there went my poor tail's nerves.She started rubbing her tail,which was now bent in an unnatural position,anime crying.He might of dislocated the bone just now.....

"What are you talking about?"

Allen said cocking his head and reaching out his hand to help her up. "Sorry about that," he mumbled.

"You're the pain in the a$$, not Kari."

Mat-Mat said dryly, walking over to help out Kari.

"Yet you still love me." Allen said kissing her.

".....Try to refrain doing that around me please."

Kari said pulling a fake disgusted face that would fool all,she really just got stabbed in the heart,figuratively people,since it was nice but hurt to see them be in love and happy.Luckies.She got up wincing as she relocated the bone in her tail grimacing in pain,dislocation and relocation always hurt.

"What....do you mean this?"

Allen said as he leaned in to kiss Mat-Mat.

"Not now. In a minute though."

Mat-Mat said as she put her hand to his face, and instead, hugged him, keeping him really close. She actually understood normal emotions for a lady, Allen wouldn't get it.

"Yes Allen,the gooey happy couple stuff."

Kari mumbled with her eye twitching,now she REAAAAAAAAALLY hated February.She sighed and went to her bag started digging for something or another.

"I'm sorry that the person you like is so obilvious that he doesn't even realize that you like him. I can't even see why you like him, he's-"

Allen started explaining before Mat-Mat kicked him in the head, making him out cold for a little while.

"Do you ever shut up?"

Mat-Mat said sighing. He really never understood emotions well, now didn't he. She just didn't want it to be bad for Kari.

Both Jillian and Alexander had each one a notebook in hand, taking note of all the words and actions. "Now that was such an educative experience" Jillian said as he clapped happily "Indeed their metods are interesting" Alexander mumbled thoughtfully as he nooded.

Kari twitched as she kept digging in her bag and said to Mat-Mat

"I doubt it."

And then she found what she was looking for,a kendama (she has the one with the blue ball).Kari sighed and started playing with it,that sort of toy was perfect for her when she wanted to tune something out since you needed to concentrate on only that.

"I'm sorry about all of this. He's just himself."

Mat-Mat apologized for Allen, bowing her head to Kari as she dragged Allen away from the rest of the group. "If it makes you feel any better, he was just probably kidding around with you."

"I doubt it."

Kari repeated,concentrating hard on her kendama skills,which weren't generally as bad as they were now.She clearly had a lot of things on her mind and was trying to stop thinking for once and be calm.Not gonna happen most likely.

"Oh, ok then."

Mat-Mat said as she sat down and started writing curious notes to her paper. She was a great musician, and all of this had given her a perfect idea for her classical music.

"I'll look at it for you when your done with it."

Kari said trying to get the blasted ball to hit the bottom,having to start over every time.

"Hmm, oh this....it's really not that great."

Mat-Mat said still writing. She was trying to write something that would not only make her friends happy, but something that she could enjoy in the future, not like those one-hit-wonders. ((XD))

"I still wanna see it,you can look through mine,equivalent exchange and all that right?"

Kari said not looking up from her kendama as her tail got out the infamous binder,what an honor for her.L wasn't even allowed to look through it at all.

"There is not February mood in here" Jillian mumbled "Dont you dare" Alexander hissed "Why not?" She asked as she pouted "1º There are rules 2º It gives me a horrible headache eveytime you used your blasted "tricks 3º It wont work in here" He said bluntly "You know, no offense but the boss is right, you get too involved in your jobs" He added, this time for less than a second an expreccion full of pain and sadness crossed Jillian's face, but she replaced it with a light smile but sadly for her it was too obvious it was fake.

"Anti-cupid."

Kari said gaining his attention and when he looked at her he got a kendama ball into the side of the head making him fall over swearing in pain and surprise before went back to just trying to do the original not beat up people kendama game.

"Uh...arigato."

Mat-Mat said nervously as she reached out and got the binder. "I'll let you see some other stuff I wrote too."

"Mat-Mat, don't leave, don't leave me with the evil diabolical kitty-lady."

Allen mumbled as he kicked around in his sleep.

"Okay."

Kari said and her eye twitched when Allen started talking in his sleep and she mumbled practicing her Kendama game again

"Must....not....hit....him."

"I just dont want people to get hurt, I dont want them to feel what I felt" Jillian whispered. Alexander eyes widened lightly when realised what he had said "Jill I'm sorry, I didnt mean to say that" He mumbled as he scratched the back of his neck in embarrasment.

"He's not talking straight at you, he just talks about things in his sleep that he thinks are scary....oops."

Mat-Mat said as he looked into his mind to see what kind of kitty-lady he was talking about. Allen was thinking about a 'Godzilla' version of Kari, her crushing buildings everywhere and breathing fire as Allen ran away screaming.

"Best you not see that dream."

"Thanks Mat-Mat,thanks.Makin me feel worse."

Kari grumbled frowning with her eye twitching,and then ran out of self restraint and got up and stepped on Allen's stomach making him wake up in pain and she growled with one of her currently gold eyes twitching

"Godzilla am I?"

"OWWWW!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!"

Allen screamed as he got up, spiting up blood in the process. He then slowly turned up and looked and Kari, tremebling in fear. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Too late now, you're screwed. Sorry about that."

Mat-Mat said as she continued writing her music.

"Since when,is this little innocent kitty a Godzilla?"

Kari asked in a sweet innocent tone,but with the face of the devil on her features,didn't help that her eyes went back to they're normal color since they were black and now reminded you of dark tunnels instead of the usual hot spicy pepper color.

"Now, you ignorant little kitty son of a b**ch. You've always been that way, with you're never ending eyes."

Allen grumbled as he coughed up more blood.

"Are you ok?"

Mat-Mat asked worried. "Peachy. You're little devil cat just killed my insides." Allen mumbled.

Ping.Pang.Pong.That hurt like she just got stabbed and she mumbled a soft apology before getting her foot off of him and started leaving the room,ears and tail drooping and hair hiding her face.Classic signs of a depressed Kari.

"If you don't apologize right now, you'll be seeing a really depressed girlfriend. That was extremely mean, even for you."

Mat-Mat yelled at Allen as she kicked him in the head again. "You can't be doing all of that anymore. It can really hurt the people you truly care about."

Allen felt a sudden pain of guilt inside of him. "I'm sorry Mat-Mat."

"Apologize to her, not me."

"Yes ma'am." Allen then ran towards Kari, in his signature puppy form, whimpering trying to say he was really sorry.

"Come on people. Peace and love" Jillian said. Alexander rolled his eyes "See? I told you so" He mumbled, she gave him a death glare.

Kari ignored him and continued over to the stairs,seemingly leaving the room,only to grab a book.The title was Sweeney Todd:The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street,it was her 'if I'm depressed then I'll read it' sort of book,by the end she was usually a little more cheery since it was her favorite.But if she started singing it then they were screwed.She made her way over to the couch and sat on and turned to the first page with her glasses on,her black eyes the same manner as before endless and dark.

Allen continued to follow her, laying his head on her lap to read. He had always wanted to read this book, and he really wanted Kari to realize that he's sorry.

"I'm truly sorry, Kari-sama." Allen whimpered reading along.

"Allen,there are two kinds of men and only two There's the one staying put in his proper place And the one with his foot in the other one's face."

Kari replied in a blunt cold tone quoting from the book as she turned the page,puppy faces had no effect on her considering she was one of the few who could pull them off properly.

Allen just whimpered more, reading the story. Here are my types of men: The people who are willing to forgive and understand and the people who bundle things up and end up hurting the people they truly care for. I just don't want you to hurt someone on accident because of something that I did, so I'm saying sorry. He then started to nearly fall asleep.

"I'm not a man."

Kari replied dryly picking him up by the scruff of the neck and plopped him onto Mat-Mat's lap saying bluntly to the puppy before going back to her couch/chair to read

"I'm not going to skin you alive.I'm not going to kick you or spit at you or harm you or discomfort you physically in anyway so leave me alone and stay with your girlfriend."

"Did I ever say that?"

Allen said as he fell asleep in Mat-Mat's lap. They were both tired, so they both actually fell asleep. Ugh, Mat-Mat's going to feel miserable when she wakes up; she doesn't like to fall asleep. All the best things happened at night, and in the day, she finished up what she was doing that night.

Jillian blinked puzzled "Humans are......interesting" She mumbled "More like predictable and foolish" Alexander said as he ate a chocolate bar. Jillian eyes widened and she smacked him in the head "You idiot!! Those were for St. Valentine. They were special chocolates, you dont know how hard it was to get them" She hissed, he sweatdropped, she then blinked puzzled "But apparently they dont have any effect on you" She mumbled.

"Yes yes you did Allen."

Kari mumbled with a slight twitch before turning to cupid and anti-cupid and asked bluntly,still depressed and now rather annoyed.Never a good combination for her.

"Why're you in my house again?"

"We are here to help you" Jillian said as if it was the most logical thing in the world "You asked for our help, remember?" She asked, Alexander nooded.

"I didn't mean.....that way......I meant....that those are...the type of....people....in this world."

Allen mumbled, half asleep. "Personally, I'm glad that I know the great friend type....."