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DNA
Hell Has Broken Loose in the small Island Nation of Japan. A Being of Death and Destruction Has Rose from the Sea. A Being of pure Terror. and it is createing a wave of Destruction as it moves.

It starts in a Semi-large Town Towards the Southern Half of Japan near the shore. this takes place in FEUDAL JAPAN . Sorry for the boldness I just wanted you all to know this. Btw it's during the Muromachi Period so People from Portugal, Britian, Spain, and Neathelands are alloweed.

RULES

[No magic and whatever. You can be a Preist or whatever but not Use holyness Right off the Bat]

[Not every single Person Can be Ultamite Samurai Ninja man. You play as Reguler Villagers untill I spreed the plot. then You get something to Combat the Giant Monster thing.]

[if anyone is Stupid enough to Confrount the Monster in the Beinging You will Get at the very least a De-limbing. the Farmers and Everyone must run in terror or hide.]

[If one person is one thing Try not to be the thing He/she is]

[Romance is ok. just not Pornishness.]

[Nothing to Extrendenary when I give you a Chance for Powers Later in the Plot. and please do everything to keep this thing alive.]

[Just start out as if nothing is going to Happen]

[Despite the Rule I put up earlier I will allow one Person to Be a Rookie Samurai. just don't be 'Top of my class in everything and can cut a grain of rice into 11 trillion pieces' or whatever.]

[Follow my profile template Below for your profiles. Only Add BIO if you want though as You should eventually say it to the Party]

[No Fun is allowed. you must have a Miserable time all the rp no matter what. if you have Fun I will Eject you from the rp. In case your stupid and haven't relised this is a Joke then I have a Bridge to sell you.]

PROFILE TIME!!!


Name: Mao Sumeragi

Profession: artist

Eyes: red (Useally Covered by Purple Glass)

Hair: sliver

Clothing: White Gold and Baby Blue Schemed Kimono



I'll start when we have more people
Kari_Neko
Ooooh I wanna do it!

Name:Kari Rika Nekozawa

Profession:Musician for her spare time,her night job is being a 'fairy' at a bar,in other words flirting with drunk men giving them drinks.SHE.HATES.IT.

Eyes:As hot and black as pepper,alot of the times why the guys get her so much is because they like her eyes.

Hair:Raven blue/black down a little past her shoulders.

Clothing:Out in normal days,a red kimona and then a black one on top.Dark blue Obi. In her night job she really just wears a scarlet slip with red and black thigh high socks and cat ears on top of her head at all times,she likes them.
DNA
(Lol Fairy...sadlly I was a Musician but I'll let you have it. Anyway anyone can Join So You can start it however you like. just don't be the TEH MONZTA!!!!!!!!)
The Mad Bomber
Name: Kadou Fujiwara

Profession: Sword smiths apprentice

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Short and Black

Personality: Laze when it comes to things he does not appreciate, but proves to be skilled and keen in things, that he feels need to be done more than anything else.

Clothing: White Happii-coat(traditionally worn by shopkeepers etc) with a black mon(crest) on the back depicting a connected ring of flowers, Dark green kimono, brown Obi, a pair of geta(wooden sandals) with two `fangs` on the bottom.
DNA
(Yay Mad Bomber. I had a Felling you would join.

Anyway I Suck at starting so Anyone Feel Free to start
Kari_Neko
Kari sighed,she was doing her night job,being a 'fairy' as her gay employer put it,he was rather annoying foreign French man,always yelling 'TRES BEIN!' whenever it was something he liked and she sighed serving her customer his drinks saying with a cleverly hidden fake smile

"Good evening,I'm your waitress for the night."
DNA
(...Feudal Japan Rember? If anyone it would be Portugese and that is very unlikelly. I'll except it just to move along.)

At the Booth she said this To was an Unsual Man with Sliver Hair, and a Purple Sheet of Glass over his eyes. He Clapped in a Strange Manner As he spoke. "Ahh yes. The Under appereated Waitress. What Might someone with such an Aura about her be doing in a Sleezy Place like this?" he asked Slightlly Laughing as he spoke
Kari_Neko
Kari's eye twitched and she said bluntly not even going to keep up with the 'be sweet and honey to customers' policy

"I hate the place but it pays taxes and for food and such,so I untill I get a more descent job I'm stuck being a 'fairy'"
DNA
The Man Clapped and Laughed a Bit more. "How Extreamlly Intreasting. But out of all the Possible Jobs, you choose this one? How Very Entertaining." he said
Kari_Neko
"It was the only one available,So what do you do oji-san?"

Kari asked sitting down
DNA
"Really? In this Busy Town there was only one Job? You Must not do this all the time." he Noted As he countuied Clapping. he Ignored her Question Becasue he simplly wanted to Know a bit more. he would have a Confersation like this with Most people he would meet And would wait untill he was done to answer Questions
Kari_Neko
"It's my night job,and it's the only one I can manage for a descent salary and good hours so I'll deal with it without complaining."

Kari said with a light shrug,she was alright with him asking questions.It was better than what most guys wanted from her.
The Mad Bomber
Two men sat nearby, or to be correct a master and a snotty apprentice, playing a game of shogi and appearing uninterested in everything except what was before them. Of course from time to time they eyed each others as, if to read another's mind to see the next moves to come. Of course being drunk might have granted them a certain degree of, momentary, clarity before everything turned into a drunken haze.

The smoking of the master did not help at all as Kadou sipped the last of his sake and moved a piece, carelessly yet with apparent confidence.
DNA
"I suppose your the Kind that threw Darts at the Bulletion Bord?" he asked as he stopped claping for a Moment but not Chuckleing "So what happens In the Land of the Drunk?" he asked
Kari_Neko
"I suppose you could say that,I'm a musician during day hours."

Kari said sheepishly scratching the back of her head
DNA
"Ahh A musician. And I suppose They didn't need that talent here?" he asked. then he got up and Walked to the Shogi Game with Curiousity Signaleing the Waitress to follow him. he had no need to cut off the conversation. Then He started Clapping once again. "Of Coruse when they don't have Half Naked Girls around to Confort them they Give out Strategic Games to work on the Mashed Potatos of the Minds!" He Said
The Mad Bomber
The old man blew a cloud of smoke in answer and threw a drunken, angry gaze towards the newcomer. Kadou simply snorted and signaled Kari to being another round of drinks for them as they tried to concentrate, they simply didn`t want to be bothered.

"Go screw yourself"

Kadou muttered with a quiet smirk.
DNA
"Oh my. Angry aren't we? And Lazy to? Oh my. Oh My Oh My Oh My. A simple few words would have been a bit less rude My Young Intoxiacated Friend. Do you really think another Keg will do you better in this Game?" He asked still clapping
The Mad Bomber
Letting out a deep sigh, annoyed and obviously bothered, the smirk turned into a slight grin.

"It`s not... about winning or losing, it`s about playing and besides if both of us are drunk then the odds are even, no?"

He mumbled with a somewhat tired tone, whether he was simply tired of the chat of sleepy he did not know.
DNA
The man Clapped Even More. "Thats True. Thats Very True! but then again, Won't it be a Never ending Game? Booth of you would be too Drunk to Know when your about to win. Unless of coruse your Nearlly Sober." He said as he added more Laughter
Kari_Neko
Kari chuckled lightly and said looking at the shogi game saying to the rather eccentric white haired man

"You like asking questions don't you?"
DNA
"Oh yes I do I do I do! Because without Questions there are no Answers, and without Answers we would be Drowning in a Shallow Pool." he said clapping.
Kari_Neko
This only made Kari smile saying

"I couldn't have put it better myself,though you have yet to answer any of my questions oji-san,not including the last one."
Mat-Mat
((Just out of curiosity, may I join? It would be my first, and I sorta have a character in mind that I would like to do. happy.gif ))
DNA
(Yeppers. Just no Badassdom yet.)

"Thats True. Very Very True. I've asked first though." he said Clapping faster
The Mad Bomber
"But you see, that is the whole point, drunk or not anyhow it`d be fun to play a never-ending game at least I wouldn`t be bored, no?"

Kadou said, chuckling at the thought of never being bored, which he tended to be frequently except for certain nights and on certain tasks.
DNA
"Even when your Hangover Kicks in? Playing the Same thing over and Over And Over and Over again always gives me a Headache. Imagen that with a Knife going through your skull." He said Clapping.
Kari_Neko
This made Kari giggle,he was funny this odd clapping man.Though he seemed nice and she said going towards the kitchen

"I'll get more drinks."
The Mad Bomber
"Speaking of knives.... you need a sword?"

The old man inquired all of the sudden and Kadou threw a rather insulted gaze at his master as, if work was a forbidden subject within the limits of the bar.

"Hey, geezer, did I ever say not to talk about work while were in here?" Kadou reminded.

"Yes, but that don`t apply when it`s a stranger" The master protested.

"Yeah, he`ll probably kill you with the sword you`ll sell him."

Kadou retorted.
Mat-Mat
((Ok, here's my profile happy.gif ))

Name: Madison “Mat-Mat” Rhodes

Race: Caucasian

Sex: Female

EDIT: Occupation: In the day hours, a struggling music player, at night, an exorcist.

Eyes: Gray

Hair: Gray with a tent of white in it

Clothing: In the day hours, a green and blue kimono, at night, gray jacket with a dark blue shirt underneath, dress pants, and black as night boots with a silver touch.

Personality: Smart, sensitive, bored most of the time, happy to see anyone she knows. She really hates when people get on her last nerves.

Madison walks into the bar, hearing the conversation going on. She wonders why two men would be playing a game of shogi while their drunk. She sits at a table and decides to listen to more of the conversation.
"This is turning to be quite interesting" she mumbled to herself.
DNA
"Oh Now You take me as a Murderer? No No No. That couldn't be Farther from the Truth!" he said. "However I think you waitress wouldn't mind one." He said, Allureing to the fact she hated her job.

(Saxophones aren't in Feudal Japan...)
The Mad Bomber
"Oh swords don`t make a murderer, just a sign of authority."

The old man protested on the behalf of their profession.
Mat-Mat
(I changed it. My bad XD)

"A traveling merchant? No, that can't be the case. But still, why would someone try to sell a sword at a bar? What's his game?" Mat-Mat thought to herself. "I still can't put everything around in my head. Maybe if I listen more, than I could actually figure out some things. Hmm, all I do is that the old man sure is wise."

"Hello, would you like a drink?" a waitress came up and asked her.
DNA
"And you Say this Because your in need of some Chump Change with your swords? I'm afraid I can't afford one. Unless of coruse I could Borrow a few thousand yen." he said Clapping still
Kari_Neko
Kari sighed coming back to the shogi game with a plate with a bottle of Sake and several cups saying pouring some into each cup handing it to the guys

"Here's some sake."
DNA
"Hmm...Maybe the Easedropper Behind us Wants some as welll hmm?" he asked turning to Him.
The Mad Bomber
"A shame then eh?..." The old man muttered to himself and nodded as a thanks to Kari as she brought new drinks.

"I told you..." Kadou warned with slightly improved mood.
Kari_Neko
(....Onii-chan Mat-Mat's a girl.)

"Eavesdropper?"

Kari asked sweat dropping before turning around to see Mat-Mat
DNA
(srry..)

"Well Now How are you today? All dressed up? A religious Priestess or something?" he asked laughing.
Kari_Neko
Kari sweat dropped and turned her attention to the old man and Kadou saying politely

"It's no problem,If you want more just tell me and I'll get it."
DNA
"So I suppose your not one for talk! How boreing." he said Yawning
Kari_Neko
Kari sighed and then her employer came half dancing looking like a muscled and hairy woman saying in a rather high pitched tone

"Kari-chan can I ask a favor?" Kari cringed asking "Do I want to know?" "We need you to use your other talents tonight!" he/she said cheerfully and Kari cringed even more and sighed saying to the white haired man "I'll be right back,need to actually do my day job at night for once."
DNA
"Ahh yes. Multi-Genderal Transextual Man! How very entertaining this is." he said walking over to him in a teaseing manner.
Kari_Neko
The man/lady/IT laughed heartily saying

"Your a funny man aren't you?!Anyway how's my little Fairy Kari-chan?She's treating you well right?"
DNA
"My My. A Man of Sins of the Flesh. You Must Enjoy your job here. Now one can wonder why you are so Desprate to allow Hardlly Clothed Women and men here? And on that coruse, What are you?" he asked Clapping
Kari_Neko
Fortunately for the manager he didn't get to answer since a piano started up and up on a small stage that was mainly for strippers was Kari playing a large black grand piano and she started singing,she wasn't the best but she wasn't bad.She had a good natured voice that seemed to be able to sing songs that were sung by men or women,at the moment it was for girls

"Crashed on the floor when I moved in
This little bunk alone with some strange new friends
Stay up too late, and I'm too thin
We promise each other it's til the end
Now we're spinning empty bottles
It's the five of us
With pretty eyed boys girls die to trust
I can't resist the day
No, I can't resist the day

Jenny screams out and it's no pose
'Cause when she dances she goes and goes
Beer through the nose on an inside joke
I'm so excited, I haven't spoken
And she's so pretty, and she's so sure
Maybe I'm more clever than a girl like her
The summer's all in bloom
The summer is ending soon

It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone
But I hold on to your secrets in white houses

Maybe I'm a little bit over my head
I come undone at the things he said
And he's so funny in his bright red shirt
We were all in love and we all got hurt
I sneak into his car's black leather seat
The smell of gasoline in the summer heat
Boy, we're going way too fast
It's all too sweet to last

It's alright
And I put myself in his hands
But I hold on to your secrets in white houses
Love, or something ignites in my veins
And I pray it never fades in white houses

My first time, hard to explain
Rush of blood, oh, and a little bit of pain
On a cloudy day, it's more common than you think
He's my first mistake

Maybe you were all faster than me
We gave each other up so easily
These silly little wounds will never mend
I feel so far from where I've been
So I go, and I will not be back here again
I'm gone as the day is fading on white houses
I lie, put my injuries all in the dust
In my heart is the five of us
In white houses

And you, maybe you'll remember me
What I gave is yours to keep
In white houses
In white houses
In white houses."
DNA
The man Clapped. "The Song dosn't Seem to Suit that well Madame! but back to mr.She-male." he said as he waited the thing's response.
Kari_Neko
"I'm male....originally."

The 'it' said sweat dropping and Kari took a bow with a good portion of the drunk men around giving wolf whistles and cat calls she sheepishly clambered down only to be surrounded by a crowd of customers
DNA
"Is that so? Ahh now things are Intresting, Don't you Agree." He said as he turned towards him and Brought down his Glass to show his Freakish red eyes.
Kari_Neko
"I suppose,are those natural?"

The 'it' asked completely undisturbed about the color of his eyes,he'd seen weirder.
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