A few guide lines (and by a few I mean one):
Try not to name the series in the description and see if others can guess it or put it in spoilers.
To get the ball rolling;
"So it's kinda like those old buddy cop shows...but in space. Yes, the purple haired lady is probably cold in that outfit but don't worry about that. The orange thing is a little girl. Yes, really."
"So these dolls are alive, right...Yes, like Woody and Buzz Lightyear...kind of. Anyway, they have fights to become "Alice" which is basically the big shiny belt for dolls...Yes, like how the neighbour kids compete with each other but the loser dies rather than cries. No, I have no idea why she keeps saying "desu." No idea what "Unyuu" is either."
"So you remember when you asked me to explain emos? This dude in the Kimono is a decent example. No really, it's okay to laugh at suicide. Look, don't worry that schoolgirl saved him...Oh, the weird face and her butt? Yeah, don't worry about that, we think it's meant to be there. No mum, just because they had those Kamikaze pilots doesn't mean Japan is obsessed with suicide. Yeah..I had meant to skip the opening. NO I don't get the rope thing either..honest. Yes, I am living the same lifestyle as the girl in the blanket, thank you. Ye-yes I know suicide is a serious subject...N-no, I'm feeling perfectly happy. You know what, let's just watch Fiddler on the Roof."
So long Mr. Despair