Hey I Know A Lot about Alchemy And if you Have any ?s just ask me!

TELL ME HOW TO LIVE FOREVER.



In b4 thread close.

I put a cat in a box and put the lid on. Does the cat exist?

Follow up:
I compress 150 cubic feet of air into a small 1cm by 1cm by 1cm cube stick it in a box of same size and throw it in a closed room full of Ishbalans then have the box open. Did I just waste a lot of time and energy?

and
How many Atoms can you fission with one circle assuming your on a 30 degree incline with the wind against you and the sea is calm?
(Show workings out, no calculator, draw diagrams where needed)


YOU LIAR! You clearly said this thread about Achemy!

Po that wasnt wierd... lol ... um if nothing else is in the box then yes.
if something that could change the chemical bonds in the cat it could sease to exist...

but im learning about a lot of new things about alchemy and if you know anything at all i would be greatfull! thanks

and Fushigi living forever is a skill that achemist have been atempting for years yet no1 has achieved it.

So did you get the joke memo or not?



Where the hell are the mods...?

Drinking sulphuric acid increase the flow of alchemical energry. Bleach has the same effect but you need to drink far more, maybe even inject it straight into your blood.
Now answer my questions lest I Alchemise your internet into ash. Note that I am apparently a Master Alchemist and computers can't lie.

Also, don't call me Po like some retarded teletubie. It's Popo, Popogeejo or Lord Guy R. British of Essexshire.


I requested we keep it open for fun. If the mods want to lock it anyway that's fine but I think this could prove amusing for a day or two.

EDIT

Prove it.


That cat would still exist, just in a different state.


But you said if I had any questions I should ask you.

Fine, what's the most effective array that you've been able to use?

WILL I EVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!

MAEK LOLI A BOYFRND PLZ. <33333

OK IM not an Achemist i just know about alchemyTris if you are on this... proly not

Do you know Alchemy isn't real?
How old are you?
Are you "special"?
Does your mom/dad/legal guardian know you are on this site?
Why do you keep reading the "Complete theory of Alchemy" and "Mark fo the Alchemist" threads? (This question is unfair so you don't have to answer)

Achemy is real just not in the FMA wayAchemy is just taking one element and adding / subtracting protons/newtrons/electonsim only 14



IM OUT BYE

Mods, plz be to locking this. NOW. D=

Though there hasn't been a good hijacking in awhile...

Alchemy is a dead. Just like Ed's mom.

Oh, you're thinking of Chemistry and you don't appear to know much about it.

Explain moles to me please, I failed Chemistry because of those.

EDIT


Yarr!



Post some lolimals! Cats, sharks, seals, anything goes now! Extra points if they are doing chemistry or failing at the internet.
Fushi, post a link to that test please.

ZOMG!

KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BTW, Mods, feel free to kill this any time now. Thanks fo r letting me have my fun.

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