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That One Dude
LIAR!!! They're contacts!! ohmy.gif

Roy steals Havoc's girlfriends cause he's a womanizer.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He steals them because he only wishes he could be HALF the cutie Havoc is!

Envy can transform into anyone he wants.
The Cat Alchemist Neko
LIAR! He can only transform into CHEESE!(As in the food)

Roy Mustang has gloves that shoot flames.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! They shoot wrenches!

Hughes' daughter's name is Elysia.
The Cat Alchemist Neko
LIAR!! It's Bob!

Scar wants to kill all State Alchemists.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He thinks they're the most awesome thing since sliced bread! He even sends them flowers!

Havoc was rejected by Armstrong's younger sister.
Little Washu
LIAR! He refused to date her of his own free will.

Ed hates milk.
That One Dude
LIAR!! He just says that so that no one will know he's obssesed with it.

Ed and Al are brothers that are kind to each other.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! Ed likes his DAD more than he likes Al!

(The part in bold is the truth to which it would be nice to respond.) In episode 37, the Warehouse 13 scare turned out to be an unintentional hoax by Black Hayate.
Little Washu
LIAR! It was mole people!

Hughes is a father and a husband.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He's a single guy with no familial relations to speak of and he lives in a CARDBOARD BOX!

According to Hohenheim, he and Ed have many similarities. Or rather, Ed is much like Hohenheim was at that age.
Little Washu
LIAR! Ed and Hohenheim are completely different. Ed is Hispanic and Hohenhiem is Asian!
That One Dude
LIAR! You didn't finish that post! ohmy.gif

Al likes cats.
Little Washu
LIAR! He's a dog person.

Oops. Uhh, Roy is a womanizer.

And to make up for the one before this one, Winry has somewhat of a metal fetish.
jacksparrow589
To the first: YOU LIE! (Wait, I swear I responded to this exact same one eariler. Oh well.) Women HATE Roy Mustang with a burning passion. (Pardon the lame, unintended pun.)

To the second: LIAR! She can't STAND getting her hands dirty! She hates all things metal, which, I suppose, would include two of Ed's limbs and Al's body.

Okay, now. Back to just one:

Greed's policies are 1) Honesty (READ THE MANGA!) and 2) Don't fight women.
Innocent-malice
LIAR! greed lies all the time and his mission is to kill all women.

Al usually gets mistaken for being the eldest brother.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He's shorter and more child-like than Ed, even as a suit of armor!

Breda has a fear of dogs.
Little Washu
LIAR! He loves dogs! Inf act, he can't even go into his apartment or open the door because dogs will spill out because he owns so many!

Shcskia(sp?) used to work in the library but got fired for reading too much.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! They fired her because she slept on the job and pulled out pictures of her adorable daughter to show people! (Wow... emulating Maes Hughes... scary business, that.)

Winry is about the same age as Ed and Al.
Little Washu
LIAR! She's 4 but has a disease that makes her body age faster than the rest of her(Like in that movie 'Jack')

Ed is tall primarily because he has somewhat elevator shoes.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He's the giant from "Jack and the Beanstalk"!

Riza's hair used to be rather short.

Little Washu
LIAR! Her hair used to be at her ankles!

Al loves cats
miracle_flame_alchemist147
LIAR! Al loves dogs!!!

Roy loves eating Pocky.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! Um... I don't think that's stated as a fact (or even hinted at) anywhere.

Falman is a walking encyclopedia.
Little Washu
LIAR! He can't take 2 steps without falling all over himself! And doesn't even know the definition of an encyclopedia.

Fuery was the first to find Black Hayate
That One Dude
LIAR! It was Roy!

Edward loves his brother and would never hurt him in any way.
Innocent-malice
LIAR! Ed hates Al and always tries to damage his blood seal in order to kill him.

Ed is willing to die for Al and vice versa.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! It's because they are saddled with the great burden of getting the Philosopher's Stone that they are at each other's throats! In fact, Al planned to kill Ed and use the Stone to his own ends. (Wow... I feel terrible after saying that! sad.gif )

Roy is relatively useless when it's raining.
~Edward~Elric~Fan~
LIAR! He just pretends he is cause he doesn't want to fight.

Riza likes Roy.
GREEDisGOOD
LIAR! Riza likes Winry...or maybe Lust... winkiss.gif

Ed hates milk.

Energy Alchemist
LIAR!!! He just says that to hide his obbsession of milk and plans to rule the world with it. (Man, that was completely random. blink.gif )

General Hugues is dead!
joanne45
LIAR!!! HUGHES IS UNDEAD scared.gif !

Winry is a gadget geek.
miracle_flame_alchemist147
LIAR!! She's a MECHA-FREAK!!!

Havoc doesn't have Lung cancer.... miraculously..
GREEDisGOOD
LIAR!!!!! He does have cancer, has lost his hair because of it and was forced to wear a wig and THAT'S why he can't keep a girl!

Ed lost his right arm fastening Al's soul to that suit of armor.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He was working in a sweatshop because his mother was ill, and his arm got caught in a machine! (Ewww...)

Scar has a tattoo on his arm that allows him to make things go boom.
Packy
LIAR! It doesn't make people go boom, it makes them run around thinking they're teletubbies! (my soul just died a little at that...)

Al is really a soul in a giant suit of armor.
Innocent-malice
LIAR!! he's a lifeless tin can.

Roy loses an eye in the last episode
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He loses three! (Wait a minute...)

The homunculi are named for the seven deadly sins.
Energy Alchemist
LIAR!!! The Hommuculis are named for the 10 commandments! (Opps, there's only 7 of them.)

Sheska is a total bookworm who has no friends.
GREEDisGOOD
LIAR!!! The books are her friends...

Scar's brother lost his...private parts when trying to bring back the woman he loved.
jacksparrow589
LIAR! He lost his golden lab puppy!

Ed is rather intelligent.
miracle_flame_alchemist147
Liar! He's a bloody genius!!1

Roy hasn't got a wife yet!
Fullmetal Poser
Lair! He has a harem.

Riza Hawkeye has yellow hair.
That One Dude
LIAR! She dyed it yellow, it's actually black! o:

Scar has a tattoo on his arm.
Fullmetal Poser
LIAR! It is a birthmark.

Al likes kittens.
miracle_flame_alchemist147
LIAR! Al likes dogs!!

Hughes is obsessed with his daughter.
That One Dude
LIAR! He hates her! o:

Hughes and Roy are good ol' pals.
Fullmetal Poser
Lair! They are blood enemies.

Winry has a three-legged dog.
That One Dude
LIAR! It's ONE-legged! ack, that was cruel. :'(

Pinako has weird hair.
miracle_flame_alchemist147
LIAR!! It's the latest fashion for women with nato in their hair!!

Riza wanted to ride the air balloon with Roy.
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