"Master of Impatience-sama, may I point out to you that however you look at my sword you will find that it is not a blade. I could aquaint you with its workings if you like, I'm sure Kakuzu wouldn't mind..." he growled. "So anyway...which bijuu are left? The kyuubi's still out there, but Itachi's here and I'm sure he's OK doing it with me."

((Well, that's me for the night. I'll be on again tomorrow.))

"KISAME DONT MESS WITH SASORI-DANNA!!" Deidara grabs Kisame be his neck holding him off the ground. Deidara stares into Kisame's eye, the rage no longer biteing him like it had been, he had snaped after all that time of being pushed around by Kisame.

sasori stared at them both.. trying hard not to laugh..
and when Deidara did that last act sasori said "that is enough, Deidara"
"we need not waste our energy" he said, putting emphasise on waste

Deidara grips Kisame neck tighter nearly brakeing his neck. Deidara truns to his Danna. His eye is no longer like his normal self, they are cold even to HIS Danna "Danna i will not let go till this fish has been put in a pot to die" Deidara starts to sound like Hidan when he is cruseing someone useing his god's name.

can i join this rp?? i dont know the characters well but i can try

(You could be sir leader or just use this use this to help you)

Okay... how would you say does this sir leader act most of the time?

(cold and mean but nice at times and like a leader)

((Very little is known about him. Make it up))

"FOR GOD'S SAKE, DEIDARA! PUT DOWN KISAME! YOU KNOW THAT I'LL KILL YOU! OR BETTER YET, TORTURE YOU!", Itachi shouted.

Deidara keeps holding him up. "So he needs to learn that he is not to mess with me." I stares at Itachi with his rage flowing thou him. He no longer cared what Itachi, Sir leader or worse yet his danna did to him, he wanted to kill him.

his puppet tail sprung out like lightning heading for Deidara
attempting to wrap around him
"i am becoming very angry dealing with all of you" sasori said
"leader better hurry up" he finished
"and as for you Deidara, stop now" he said

"That is enough," said Leader.

((that felt kinda cool...))

"Really, Deidara. For your future reference, I WILL kill you."

sasori let go of Deidara
"finally, you kept us waiting some time" he said

Deidara lies in his danna tail quitely claming down. "Forgive me Danna, i'm sorry I just-" Deidara passes out from he put all of his power into killing the man that dissed his Danna the man that was so much to him.

"*sigh* So should we go after the 9 tails?"

"Yes.."

((i have no clue O_O))

"do as you please, however i can not let you even come close to killing my suburbanite" sasori said, talking to itachi

"Well if he pisses me off enough, I will at least torture him."

"torture him, eh?" sasori repeated
"well, keep thinking that" he said

"It is not a mere threat. He just better cool down. He just annoys me to the point of wanting to die"

"annoying yea, but that is enough" sasori said
"and who would want itachi to die" he said rolling his eye

My subordinates are fighting, yet all I can think about is thinking about what to do, which is quite confusing since I'm not supposssed to be thinking about thinking about what to do, I'm suppossed to be doing what I'm about to do, but I don't know what to do because I'm thinking about thinking about what to do, why I'm not directly thinking about what I'm going to do is because I'm basically thinking about something else, and I'm so confused...
In other words, I want a banana.

Kisame rubbed his neck where Deidara had gripped it. "Gah, at least he's passed out now. Seriously, he has a surprisingly strong grip...still, he'd have to do better than that if he wants to kill me. So, Leader-sama, you're here," he said, turning to the leader. "I'm glad. Much longer and either me or Itachi would have snapped and killed him. I can't say that Sasori-san was doing the best job of controlling him either...now if it's OK, I would really like to do something extremely destructive..."

"my apologies, i did not know you could be so easily troubled by something you claim to be so small" sasori said grinning beneath his mask.
"who would have thought" he said sarcastically.
he turned to the leader.
"finally" he said

Kisame glared at Sasori. "'Troubled' huh?" he growled.

"Let's just go after the 9-tailed... Kisame, Let's go"

sasori gave a light laugh.
"yea, you do that" he said, more so pointing out cowardice then mockery

Kisame stood up, leaning on Samehada. "Glad to see the back of them," he murmured, feeling slightly calmer. "Mind, I hope some fool tries to attack us. I'll just imagine Deidara's face on them or something..." He turned towards Itachi. "Well then, shall we go?"

"Yes. Let's get going." Itachi said.

Kisame nodded and left the base with his partner. How do they put up with one another? he asked himself. And I am sort of freaked by the idea of Deidara and...no, don't go there. He tried to think about something else.

"i guess, we will take which ever comes our way..." sasori said
"come Deidara" he ordered, heading out of the base

Deidara wakes up to Sasori walking off, he gets up wispering 'i'm sorry sasori-danna'. He wimpers just a little hopeing that Sasori won't yell at at him. He truns to Kisame still a little pissed off at him for wanting to hurt Sasori, for he had cared for his danna after the first time they met. "Danna are you mad at me?" He holds his 5 tails in his arms rocking the poor thing.


(sorry my pc is not working)

"no, just follow" sasori said
he continued to walk..

"That guy is weird..." Kisame muttered with a slight smile as they left the base. "Seriously, do you think Sasori-san's caught on yet?" He grinned down at his poker-faced partner.

Deidara walks slowly behind Sasori looking at Sir leader. "Danna what are we going to do about the 5 tail pup?un" Deidara blushes as he runs up to his danna's side

((Spoiler with my expression of anger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEIDARA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRIES* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

"Hmmph..." Itachi said. "That Deidara is so annoying. But can be funny if his target is not me."

"HEY WHAT IS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!" Deidara's clone stands behind Itachi, so Deidara can get update's from Sir leader at anytime that he can't get Sasori or Deidara at that time, so in other words he can bug whoever is there even thou he is not.

"Deidara you coward... If you want to fight, don't send clones...."

"i am fighting canda, but Danna is walking us to death.un" the Deidara clone sit down like a puppy. "Do you think he will have the same feelings as me?un? WHAT IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE HIM, NO I HATE HIM" The clone blushes as he trys to the fact that he likes his Danna.
'Far away'
Deidara blushs as his clone mostly tells Itachi that he likes his Danna, while he thinks about if his Danna likes him the smae way as he likes his Danna. (Note: Dei is thinking about his Danna saying that he like Dei or not)
'Back to Itachi' *The view thing hits Itachi in the head*
"Sorry i'm working on that, un."

sasori walks back taking his time.
when they come into view he pulled Deidara back with his scorpion puppet tail.
"stop this none-since!" he yells
he looks at itachi and kisame
"you two disappoint me, for fighting for such retarded reasons" he said

"but Danna we wornt fighting once other,un" Dei is still bright red from what he said to the others.

Kisame watched as Deidara was practically dragged bodily away by Sasori. "Clones are a pain his hands," he said, sighing. "So, is it back to Konoha then? Wonder if that teashop would still let us in..." He laughed.

Dei smiles happyly. "YEA tea.un" he hugs the fish-man and the poker-man."Can i go too, un?"

"Oy!" Kisame yelled, throwing Deidara off him, who landed ten feet away. "I had hoped you were gone for good. And where we go is none of your business anyway. The teashop is in Konoha. Your destination is Suna. So go to Suna and leave us alone! You'd probably blow what little cover we have anyway." He scowled down at the blonde man. "I wish you were able to use your Mangekyou Sharingan on him," he muttered to Itachi.

"But the one-tail is in the Konoha so why sould we go to a town that the one-tail is not at?un." Deidara walks around dusting his hair makeing shure that there is no more sand in it from the last trip. He sighs as he now thinks about the next best thing then Sasori, Tea and ramen. "Kisame please let me go with you, un" Deidara works his puppy eyes trying to go with them

((Aha, bringing it to the other thread now are we? This should be fun... >D))

Kisame looked down at the blonde. Now that he put on that face, he was rather cute...Argh, no, don't think it!!! He drew back in revulsion. "Get away from me you bird freak!" he snarled, more in sheer terror at what had just flashed through his mind than anything else. "The only way I'd take you to Konoha with us is if I got to murder you afterwards, which I would take great pleasure in doing..."

Deidara backs away from him about to cry, He runs off runing away from the Akatsuki to the one place where he could think and be alone. Tears roll down his face as he rethinks over what Kisame said to him '"Get away from me you bird freak"'

What did i do to piss Kisame-kun off? un. I just what to be buds,un

((O.o))

Kisame watched him go, an eyebrow raised. "Guess that means he's not going to annoy us anymore. I don't know how you stand him Sasori-san," he said, turning to the puppet master.

"i dont either" sasori says turning to sand