Apr 12 2007, 12:36 PM
I didn't find this topic anywhere, but if there is one, then plz remove it.
ok the game goes like this
We'll keep making up stories for that kid until she's 100 years old
when a kid have reached 100 years old we'll start with a new one.
it goes like this
1 year old-blah blah
2 years old-blah blah
3 years old- blah blah
4 years old-blah blah
1 year-old - her cuteness made everyone gone nuts
Apr 15 2007, 09:22 AM
I likes mine raw.
Err, ah, I mean.
*hides bloody silverware*
Apr 15 2007, 09:30 AM
2 years old - Daddy gets drunk and "accidentally" puts the baby on the paint mixer. The child is now mentally retarded.
Apr 16 2007, 08:10 AM
3 years old - her dad gone mad after she became mentally retarded.
Apr 16 2007, 02:16 PM
4 years old - She got sent to a daycare and started reeking havoc.
Apr 16 2007, 02:55 PM
5 years old: she stole a giant robot and went on a rampage, only to be stopped by a enormous reptile.
Apr 16 2007, 03:01 PM
6 - years old ; murdered first lizard.
Apr 16 2007, 03:13 PM
7 years old: After eating the Lizards heart and gains it's power she becomes an evil super villain. She has laser eyes!
Apr 16 2007, 03:46 PM
8 years old - she murdered everyone at her school
Apr 16 2007, 03:50 PM
9 years old - She tames the king of man-eating raptor-pandas, Pandaptor Rex. He becomes her steed and his legions come under her control.
Apr 16 2007, 03:53 PM
10 years old - she desires to become a god.
Apr 16 2007, 03:55 PM
11 years old-finds a strange notebook
Apr 16 2007, 03:58 PM
12 years old - she realizes it was DEATH NOTE
Apr 16 2007, 03:59 PM
13 years old, finally learns to spell even with her mental state
Apr 16 2007, 04:01 PM
14 years old - starts to write names on the death note
Apr 16 2007, 04:02 PM
14 years old: Has most taken over Latvia. Her army now has several thousand Panda-raptors, Bear cavalry and crazy Homeless people. She Also has a few Golf buggies.
Apr 16 2007, 04:05 PM
15 years old: steals Canada
Apr 16 2007, 04:05 PM
^ Popo do u mean 15?
16 years old - got her first Christmas present (it was a baby lion)
Apr 16 2007, 04:09 PM
17 years old- She goes on her first date
Apr 16 2007, 04:11 PM
18 years old - she's pregnant without getting married
Apr 16 2007, 04:16 PM
19 years old: she's converting her child into a cyborg supersoldier.
Apr 16 2007, 04:17 PM
20 years old - she gone mad
Apr 16 2007, 04:38 PM
21- Transfered into a mental hospital on a possibly permanent basis.
Apr 16 2007, 04:41 PM
22 years old - her son killed her lion
Apr 16 2007, 04:49 PM
23 years old: is visited by aliens. Restored to semi-sanity. Plots world takeover as first step towards galatic dominion.
Apr 16 2007, 05:16 PM
24 years old - married and got a second son
Apr 16 2007, 05:26 PM
25 years old: Her future self (age 54) comes back and tries to kill her son. She succeeds but is then killed by a mighty Grue. The sight causes our still unnamed child to bake and eat a chocolate cake. It is very yummy.
(Also starts conquering Europe despite madness and lack of map.)
Apr 17 2007, 09:59 AM
26 years old - her unnamed child gave himself a name: Heso
Apr 17 2007, 11:44 AM
27 years old-Decides to build a chunnel so she could walk to france....but ends up in Cleveland. Why is it always Cleveland???
Apr 17 2007, 12:16 PM
28 years old - After spending a year in Cleveland, she decides that her conquered realms are really better off without Cleveland. She launches a series of missiles at the city--after her flight safely landed in Southeast Asia, where she will start her next world domination campaign.
Apr 17 2007, 02:00 PM
29 years old - with her crafty plan, she conquered Thailand easily
Apr 17 2007, 07:10 PM
30-Australia and Japan mount a stunningly effective resistance ploy, retaking much of the world with giant robot marsupials.
Apr 17 2007, 07:24 PM
Age 31, her armies broken and in full retreat she is captured and brought before the Hague.
She pleads that "she did it for the roffles" and is let off without any convitctions.
The Free world regrets letting people on the internet be the Judges.
Apr 17 2007, 07:34 PM
Age 32- she leads a revolution againsts the sea urchins and wins the war but is fataly wounded but has survived the wound and has succeeded in creating onion and bacon flavored pudding.
Apr 17 2007, 09:00 PM
Age 33- Attempted alchemy by clapping her hands and drawing transmutation circles but only to be slapped by her aging mother. As a result, her mother dies because of cardiac arrest.
Apr 18 2007, 03:29 AM
34- declares war against the Titans!
Apr 18 2007, 02:35 PM
35: Realizes the next day, her birthday, that the Titans are the usual name for the forces that beat her last time, and so quickly makes peace.
Apr 18 2007, 03:06 PM
36: When she makes peace with the Titans, a new group a revolutionarys go agaisnt her. So she has to hid in a burrowed cave.
Apr 18 2007, 03:18 PM
Age 37: While hiding in the cave, she befriends with a group of giant mouse, and learn about the secret ingredients in Big Mac.
Apr 18 2007, 07:31 PM
Age 38- After learning the secret ingredient of Big Mac, she thanks the giant group of mouse and tells them the wonders of Pancakes.
Apr 19 2007, 06:04 AM
...are all these stuff really happening by the years?...by the hours to be precise....
39 - got married to one of these mice.
Apr 19 2007, 01:17 PM
^ oh god she got married to an inhuman creature...
Age 40-got 4 human-mice babies
Apr 19 2007, 05:26 PM
Age 41 - accidentally kills her giant mouse husband (it looked delicious! She didn't know it was rat poison!) Runs off crying and wanders the desert.
Apr 19 2007, 05:44 PM
42- goes to the underworld to meet hades
Apr 20 2007, 04:51 PM
Age 43- Kicked Hades out and became the Queen of underworld
Apr 20 2007, 04:53 PM
Age 44 - Ressurects the sunken island of Atlantis with her new Queen of Underworld powers, gets it on "Pimp my Isle" and it turns into a floating battle island! O:
Apr 20 2007, 08:20 PM
Age 45- Sold of her Mustang for a fugly Licoln MKX
Apr 20 2007, 08:25 PM
Age 46 - Spends a whole year trying to remember when she got a Mustang in the first place. (oh and where can she get a pony! She wants a pony!)
Apr 20 2007, 08:43 PM
Age 47 Sold off her MKX and bought a pony as her 'everyday driving car'
Apr 21 2007, 08:50 AM
Age 48- she breaks her 'everyday driving car'
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