I didn't find this topic anywhere, but if there is one, then plz remove it.

ok the game goes like this

We'll keep making up stories for that kid until she's 100 years old
when a kid have reached 100 years old we'll start with a new one.

it goes like this

1 year old-blah blah

2 years old-blah blah

3 years old- blah blah

4 years old-blah blah


1 year-old - her cuteness made everyone gone nuts

I likes mine raw.

Err, ah, I mean.

*hides bloody silverware*

2 years old - Daddy gets drunk and "accidentally" puts the baby on the paint mixer. The child is now mentally retarded.

3 years old - her dad gone mad after she became mentally retarded.

4 years old - She got sent to a daycare and started reeking havoc.

5 years old: she stole a giant robot and went on a rampage, only to be stopped by a enormous reptile.

6 - years old ; murdered first lizard.

7 years old: After eating the Lizards heart and gains it's power she becomes an evil super villain. She has laser eyes!

8 years old - she murdered everyone at her school

9 years old - She tames the king of man-eating raptor-pandas, Pandaptor Rex. He becomes her steed and his legions come under her control.

10 years old - she desires to become a god.

11 years old-finds a strange notebook

12 years old - she realizes it was DEATH NOTE

13 years old, finally learns to spell even with her mental state

14 years old - starts to write names on the death note

14 years old: Has most taken over Latvia. Her army now has several thousand Panda-raptors, Bear cavalry and crazy Homeless people. She Also has a few Golf buggies.

15 years old: steals Canada

^ Popo do u mean 15?

16 years old - got her first Christmas present (it was a baby lion)

17 years old- She goes on her first date

18 years old - she's pregnant without getting married

19 years old: she's converting her child into a cyborg supersoldier.

20 years old - she gone mad

21- Transfered into a mental hospital on a possibly permanent basis.

22 years old - her son killed her lion

23 years old: is visited by aliens. Restored to semi-sanity. Plots world takeover as first step towards galatic dominion.

24 years old - married and got a second son

25 years old: Her future self (age 54) comes back and tries to kill her son. She succeeds but is then killed by a mighty Grue. The sight causes our still unnamed child to bake and eat a chocolate cake. It is very yummy.
(Also starts conquering Europe despite madness and lack of map.)

26 years old - her unnamed child gave himself a name: Heso

27 years old-Decides to build a chunnel so she could walk to france....but ends up in Cleveland. Why is it always Cleveland???

28 years old - After spending a year in Cleveland, she decides that her conquered realms are really better off without Cleveland. She launches a series of missiles at the city--after her flight safely landed in Southeast Asia, where she will start her next world domination campaign.

29 years old - with her crafty plan, she conquered Thailand easily

30-Australia and Japan mount a stunningly effective resistance ploy, retaking much of the world with giant robot marsupials.

Age 31, her armies broken and in full retreat she is captured and brought before the Hague.
She pleads that "she did it for the roffles" and is let off without any convitctions.
The Free world regrets letting people on the internet be the Judges.

Age 32- she leads a revolution againsts the sea urchins and wins the war but is fataly wounded but has survived the wound and has succeeded in creating onion and bacon flavored pudding.

Age 33- Attempted alchemy by clapping her hands and drawing transmutation circles but only to be slapped by her aging mother. As a result, her mother dies because of cardiac arrest.

34- declares war against the Titans!

35: Realizes the next day, her birthday, that the Titans are the usual name for the forces that beat her last time, and so quickly makes peace.

36: When she makes peace with the Titans, a new group a revolutionarys go agaisnt her. So she has to hid in a burrowed cave.

Age 37: While hiding in the cave, she befriends with a group of giant mouse, and learn about the secret ingredients in Big Mac.

Age 38- After learning the secret ingredient of Big Mac, she thanks the giant group of mouse and tells them the wonders of Pancakes.

...are all these stuff really happening by the years?...by the hours to be precise....
39 - got married to one of these mice.

^ oh god she got married to an inhuman creature...

Age 40-got 4 human-mice babies

Age 41 - accidentally kills her giant mouse husband (it looked delicious! She didn't know it was rat poison!) Runs off crying and wanders the desert.

42- goes to the underworld to meet hades

Age 43- Kicked Hades out and became the Queen of underworld

Age 44 - Ressurects the sunken island of Atlantis with her new Queen of Underworld powers, gets it on "Pimp my Isle" and it turns into a floating battle island! O:

Age 45- Sold of her Mustang for a fugly Licoln MKX

Age 46 - Spends a whole year trying to remember when she got a Mustang in the first place. (oh and where can she get a pony! She wants a pony!)

Age 47 Sold off her MKX and bought a pony as her 'everyday driving car'

Age 48- she breaks her 'everyday driving car'