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miss_miny_girl
i'd like to know what is wrong with him
Popogeejo
Oh he's just a bitter old man with a wife who constantly nags him. I think he's been drinking more recently since his son left home to work in "little Bangkok."
asunder
QUOTE(miss_miny_girl @ Oct 26 2006, 10:32 PM) [snapback]466307[/snapback]

i'd like to know what is wrong with him

he loves teh yaoi!
Popogeejo
QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 27 2006, 03:35 AM) [snapback]466311[/snapback]

QUOTE(miss_miny_girl @ Oct 26 2006, 10:32 PM) [snapback]466307[/snapback]

i'd like to know what is wrong with him

he loves teh yaoi!


Dude, you know he was just going through a rough patch with that. The threat of a Divorce and the FBI looking into his NAMBLA connections shook him up, so he turned to anime man love for comfort.
miss_miny_girl
u ppl r funny
mei_tenshi
I kind of feel sorry for him, though. Didn't you hear about how his dad abused him as a child and his mom sexually harrassed him whenever she was drunk. No wonder he's so messed up now.

Edit:
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u ppl r funny
No, you are. smile.gif

[And I thought we could've had more fun with this. rolleyes.gif]
Carnal Malefactor
I hear he was molested by Mark Foley.
Popogeejo
QUOTE(miss_miny_girl @ Oct 27 2006, 03:39 AM) [snapback]466316[/snapback]

u ppl r funny


Sadly it's all true...
Okay so it's not true but you're stupid as hell and you made several dumb threads.

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I kind of feel sorry for him, though. Didn't you hear about how his dad abused him as a child and his mom sexually harrassed him whenever she was drunk. No wonder he's so messed up now.


Yeah, he keeps telling he's going to therapy but you know he's just going to a strip joint.

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I hear he was molested by Mark Foley.


I'm not sure if he would mind me confirming that he is Mark Foley.
Tombow
I thought he was sold to the circus when he was five.
Zarpia
QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 26 2006, 09:35 PM) [snapback]466311[/snapback]
QUOTE(miss_miny_girl @ Oct 26 2006, 10:32 PM) [snapback]466307[/snapback]

i'd like to know what is wrong with him

he loves teh yaoi!
Yeah, he stoled all my collection....

Popogeejo
QUOTE(Tombow @ Oct 27 2006, 03:43 AM) [snapback]466320[/snapback]

I thought he was sold to the circus when he was five.


That was his Sister, Gustav. She's a security "officer" now.

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Yeah, he stoled all my collection....


But you slept with his wife.
Demon x

i dont think you want him here ooh i am outta here
your all kidding right blink.gif
mei_tenshi
We're totally serious. mellow.gif <-- See?
asunder
QUOTE(miss_miny_girl @ Oct 26 2006, 10:32 PM) [snapback]466307[/snapback]

i'd like to know what is wrong with him

okay okay. The real reason is that ailuro is sad because he is waiting for a single insightful and intelligent post from you.

Till then, he is crying himself to sleep.

tear.
Colette
This topic made my day.
Popogeejo
QUOTE(Demon x @ Oct 27 2006, 03:47 AM) [snapback]466325[/snapback]

i dont think you want him here ooh i am outta here
your all kidding right blink.gif


Why would we do something like that? He's harmless unless you add him to your MSN in which case he'll start with the Jesus crap.
"He was a God, why won't you help be unfreeze him?"
Zarpia
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Oct 26 2006, 09:45 PM) [snapback]466322[/snapback]

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Yeah, he stoled all my collection....


But you slept with his wife.
Yeah I know, but she was a slut anyway, he should be thanking me for that!
Demon x
no really you gotta me kidding right?
Popogeejo
QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 27 2006, 03:48 AM) [snapback]466328[/snapback]

QUOTE(miss_miny_girl @ Oct 26 2006, 10:32 PM) [snapback]466307[/snapback]

i'd like to know what is wrong with him

okay okay. The real reason is that ailuro is sad because he is waiting for a single insightful and intelligent post from you.

Till then, he is crying himself to sleep.

tear.


Don't joke around. missy deserves the truth.

QUOTE(Zarpia @ Oct 27 2006, 03:49 AM) [snapback]466331[/snapback]

QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Oct 26 2006, 09:45 PM) [snapback]466322[/snapback]

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Yeah, he stoled all my collection....


But you slept with his wife.
Yeah I know, but she was a slut anyway, he should be thanking me for that!


That is true.

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no really you gotta me kidding right?


It's all true (apart from Asunders stuff, she's on crack anyway)
mei_tenshi
Come now, why would we make this stuff up? It's someone's life we're talking about.

Isn't his kid in rehab or something? How's that going?
Ailuro
QUOTE(Demon x @ Oct 26 2006, 07:49 PM) [snapback]466333[/snapback]

no really you gotta me kidding right?

I wish they were kidding. sad.gif
asunder
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 10:52 PM) [snapback]466337[/snapback]

QUOTE(Demon x @ Oct 26 2006, 07:49 PM) [snapback]466333[/snapback]

no really you gotta me kidding right?

I wish they were kidding. sad.gif


<serious> Is Uncle Frank still in the hospital? </serious>
Zarpia
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 09:52 PM) [snapback]466337[/snapback]

I wish they were kidding. sad.gif
Hey! give me my yaoi collection back! along with all my toys!!! mad.gif
mei_tenshi
Hey Ailuro, you're not gonna ditch the AA meeting again, are you? I heard they're serving wrapped mini-dogs.
Ailuro
QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 26 2006, 07:53 PM) [snapback]466340[/snapback]

<serious> Is Uncle Frank still in the hospital? </serious>

Physically. But he's in a coma at the moment. Maybe hitting him over the head with a bat wasn't such a smart move.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 10:52 PM) [snapback]466337[/snapback]

QUOTE(Demon x @ Oct 26 2006, 07:49 PM) [snapback]466333[/snapback]

no really you gotta me kidding right?

I wish they were kidding. sad.gif

Dude, aren't you gonna be late for your red-eye shift at the rendering plant?
Demon x
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]466337[/snapback]

QUOTE(Demon x @ Oct 26 2006, 07:49 PM) [snapback]466333[/snapback]

no really you gotta me kidding right?

I wish they were kidding. sad.gif

gulp sad.gif but how did they thene knew so much about you and exposing it to the public?
Popogeejo
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Physically. But he's in a coma at the moment. Maybe hitting him over the head with a bat wasn't such a smart move.


Meh, he did ask for it, What with showing you the pics of your daddy doing "stuff" to ya.

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but how did they thene knew so much about you and exposing it to the public?


Void is a work friend of his and Zarpia and I went to highschool with him. Mei is a Friend from a holiday. We have a bowling team.
Ailuro
QUOTE(Void @ Oct 26 2006, 07:54 PM) [snapback]466346[/snapback]

Dude, aren't you gonna be late for your red-eye shift at the rendering plant?

I was fired yesterday for drinking on the job. Forgot to tell you.
Zarpia
We are also stalkers, we love to stalk old pervs
mei_tenshi
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]466352[/snapback]
I was fired yesterday for drinking on the job. Forgot to tell you.
Ah, sorry to hear that. At least you'll have more time to run that "side job" of yours.
Popogeejo
QUOTE(mei_tenshi @ Oct 27 2006, 03:59 AM) [snapback]466358[/snapback]

QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]466352[/snapback]
I was fired yesterday for drinking on the job. Forgot to tell you.
Ah, sorry to hear that. At least you'll have more time to run that "side job" of yours.


I thought he was fired for those page boys he perved on via instant messages...or did Congress cover his ass?
Ailuro
QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Oct 26 2006, 08:02 PM) [snapback]466364[/snapback]

I thought he was fired for those page boys he perved on via instant messages...or did Congress cover his ass?

No, you're mistaking me with that guy I was molested by.
asunder
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 26 2006, 10:57 PM) [snapback]466352[/snapback]

I was fired yesterday for drinking on the job. Forgot to tell you.


I've an opening for a fluffer! Popogeejo tried the job, but he didn't last the week.
Ailuro
QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 26 2006, 08:03 PM) [snapback]466366[/snapback]

I've an opening for a fluffer! Popogeejo tried the job, but he didn't last the week.

Tempting, but my therapist would have a fit if she found out.
mei_tenshi
No problem. You're sleeping with her, too, aren't you? popo said you guys had an awesome threesome the other night.
Demon x
so you ailuro was
1)abused
2)molested
3)harraused
and maybe even more blink.gif tsk tsk
i wish i knew you...
too bad

Popogeejo
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 27 2006, 04:03 AM) [snapback]466365[/snapback]

QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Oct 26 2006, 08:02 PM) [snapback]466364[/snapback]

I thought he was fired for those page boys he perved on via instant messages...or did Congress cover his ass?

No, you're mistaking me with that guy I was molested by.


Well excuse me! It's not my fault. You know when I go without my morphine I get confused.

Being a fluffer was rubbish, I was told it had free dental.

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so you ailuro was
1)abused
2)molested
3)harraused
and maybe even more


All 100% true.

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popo said you guys had an awesome threesome the other night.


Yeah, about that. I might have used Rohypnol...
Ailuro
QUOTE(mei_tenshi @ Oct 26 2006, 08:11 PM) [snapback]466379[/snapback]

No problem. You're sleeping with her, too, aren't you? popo said you guys had an awesome threesome the other night.

Hell yeah. Best night of my life.

QUOTE(Popogeejo @ Oct 26 2006, 08:11 PM) [snapback]466381[/snapback]

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popo said you guys had an awesome threesome the other night.

Yeah, about that. I might have used Rohypnol...

Ah. So that's why she couldn't remember anything when I called her today...
Zarpia
Damn! I should have molested you first!
asunder
QUOTE(Demon x @ Oct 26 2006, 11:11 PM) [snapback]466380[/snapback]

i wish i knew you...


We used to play strip poker here ever friday night with webcams. Ailuro would always try to lose his underwear first. I'd remove my panties just for the heck of it :3

Popogeejo
Incase you were curious, Asunder is the Therapist. She's only 25 :3
Zarpia
^Oh yeah, we know every single angleposition of him.
phoenix dying
QUOTE(Zarpia @ Oct 26 2006, 11:14 PM) [snapback]466387[/snapback]

Damn! I should have molested you first!


quick! every one get in line to molest Ailuro
mei_tenshi
QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 26 2006, 08:14 PM) [snapback]466388[/snapback]
We used to play strip poker here ever friday night with webcams. Ailuro would always try to lose his underwear first. I'd remove my panties just for the heck of it :3
You're always such a tease, asu. wink.gif

We should schedule another game some time soon. Ailuro's fleeing the country for embezzlement and drug trafficking soon. We should make it a farewell orgy party. smile.gif
Ailuro
QUOTE(mei_tenshi @ Oct 26 2006, 08:19 PM) [snapback]466402[/snapback]

QUOTE(asunder @ Oct 26 2006, 08:14 PM) [snapback]466388[/snapback]
We used to play strip poker here ever friday night with webcams. Ailuro would always try to lose his underwear first. I'd remove my panties just for the heck of it :3
You're always such a tease, asu. wink.gif

That's why I slept with her. She's fun in bed too. smile.gif
Popogeejo
Well lets stop this jabba jabber for abit shall we? Some folk are falling behind us.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(phoenix dying @ Oct 26 2006, 11:17 PM) [snapback]466397[/snapback]

QUOTE(Zarpia @ Oct 26 2006, 11:14 PM) [snapback]466387[/snapback]

Damn! I should have molested you first!


quick! every one get in line to molest Ailuro

[molest, molest, molest, molest]
Demon x
this shouid get recorded in history a thread about an intresting guy made up to 4 pages the minute it was posted
you know each other thats why your the big guys here void, pop mei, and maybe miss miny girl?
Zarpia
QUOTE(mei_tenshi @ Oct 26 2006, 10:19 PM) [snapback]466402[/snapback]
We should make it a farewell orgy party. smile.gif
ohmy.gif OMG I can finally get drunk again! sleep with asu!
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