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Funderful
Indeed, if this fantastical sort of Alchemy was real,
how could it help our fine citizens?

1. Elmer Fudd.
That hunting gun has backfired on him to many times.
With alchemy, he could use a scar-like method to blow the rabbit apart.

2.Antiques
Your mothers priceless vase has been knocked over.
No problem. Change it back, on into something more interesting.
Like an Edo-Kun statue which could keep you company when your parents send you off to bootcamp
after seeing what you did.

3.Bones Studio
Hop a flight to Japan, and threaten to destroy the building if they don't make a series about Ling.
happy.gif -Tingting-
Popogeejo
1) The thread title. "Wich"?

2) Wheels, why do they always have to be Circular? I want Pentagonal wheels on my Car!

4) Remove the number 3. It's a rubbish number.

5) Switch milk chocolate with Dark chocolate and vis versa.
Funderful
Gah. o_o
Typo.

Nuuuuuuuuu!

My Apologies.
Thanks for pointing that out, Popogeejo.
Ailuro
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Oct 8 2006, 09:32 AM) [snapback]456790[/snapback]

4) Remove the number 3. It's a rubbish number.

You gotta problem with number 3, buddy? ohmy.gif Prepare to meet your demise. ph34r.gif

Yeah, I'd use alchemy to explode your English head.
Chiyo
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QUOTE(popogeejo @ Oct 8 2006, 09:32 AM) [snapback]456790[/snapback]

4) Remove the number 3. It's a rubbish number.

You gotta problem with number 3, buddy? ohmy.gif Prepare to meet your demise. ph34r.gif

Yeah, I'd use alchemy to explode your English head.


blink.gif Icky mess.

I would alchemise one of our bridges stronger. There is a huge, and I'm talking big by American standards huge, man who walks across it. I swear one day it'll collapse and he'll take people with him!
Popogeejo
QUOTE
Yeah, I'd use alchemy to explode your English head.


I'm Welsh ya crazy Canadian! tongue.gif
Ailuro
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Oct 8 2006, 09:58 AM) [snapback]456799[/snapback]

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Yeah, I'd use alchemy to explode your English head.


I'm Welsh ya crazy Canadian! tongue.gif

I'm not Canadian. I'm Americanese. =p Though.. Canadia is only a few hours' drive away.
Kay, fine, I'd use alchemy to explode your Welsh head! smile.gif
Popogeejo
Thats better.
Ailuro
smile.gif

I'd use alchemy to transmute a larger tank for my fishies.
Slashrose1010
I would alchemise a robot duplicate so I can stay home and sleep in late while my robo-clone goes to school... or so I can sneak out later. Yeah, a roboclone would be sweet...
Funderful
I didn't spot a typo, actually... Meh?

-Raising Hand- Erm... I'm Canadian?
o-o Yay!

I would also use alchemy to pimp out the family van.
Or, whenever the hell I get a car.
Stereo surround. Big wheels.
Hydrolics. >_<
And a Digital Tv to watch Full Metal Alchemist on, although that would be rather
dangerous and distracting.

Ex;
-Fun-Chans Eyes Widen- Eeed.

BEEP-BEEP

Smash!

NUUUUUUUUUU! RONALD! I SHAN'T LEAVE YOU!

...

v_v Exactly.
Ailuro
My car's already pimped out. Complete with pedals that glow blue at night. <3
Funderful
Woah, Ailuro. >_>
Awesome.

I have cupholders.

In my family car.

Because I'm still in highschool. >_>
And my parents suck.
Ailuro
Though I lost my wallet with my license in it.. so now I can't drive it for a while. ph34r.gif

I'd use alchemy to transmute myself a new license.
Funderful
I'd force people to look at my very first Fma Fan Art For this site. It's halloweeny. And full of craptivity.

But still, it's the thought that counts.
Ed; That's right!
-Glomphz- happy.gif
Popogeejo
Popo has no car and no license sad.gif
Maybe he will learn but for now he is happy to either walk or leach the rare lift from his mum or friends.
I do intend on getting a Hurse and Pimpng it out. You could fit a nice sized bed in the back wink.gif wink.gif *Nudge, nudge* Say. No. More.

Perhaps alchemy could aid in the aquisition of such a morbid vehicle...
Ailuro
Stop right there, Popo. tongue.gif

I'd walk everywhere if I could, but my city is so spread out that I'd have to wake up at 2 am just to make it to my school on time.
Funderful
My school is just down the street, so I always walk. I don't have a license yet, so I'd probably crash into people without a DVD player anyway... dry.gif
Colette
I'd transmute worthless things to gold and retire at the age of 14.
Ailuro
But if everyone could transmute useless things into gold then the value of gold would decrease, thus making it as worthless as the things you transmuted them from. smile.gif
Popogeejo
I'd transmutate all Summoners gold into lead.

And I'd make lots of Ozone for the Ozone layer but not take any credit and claim it was big oil companies that caused the Ozone just to annoy the Green parties.
Ailuro
laugh.gif I like that one.
Popogeejo
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 8 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]456838[/snapback]

laugh.gif I like that one.


IPB Image

It's true ya know.
Chiyo
I make it so all the sweets Willy Wonka made actually existed.

(you wish poopie)
Colette
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 8 2006, 11:14 AM) [snapback]456832[/snapback]

But if everyone could transmute useless things into gold then the value of gold would decrease, thus making it as worthless as the things you transmuted them from. smile.gif

Ah, I misread the thread, I thought only you could use alchemy.
Ailuro
Eh, whatever, Colette. tongue.gif

Popo's so clever. Har, har.

Hm... another thing I could do is transmute random objects and such and claim it's magic. Then I'd be on the same level as that Criss Angel guy.
mei_tenshi
So, what about the eqivalent exchange concept? What are you all gonna change all that from?
sweety_pie
^^ My parents think Criss Angel is the Anti-Christ.

I would use something, and turn it into Carmot, then make a stone.No more equivalent exchange.

I would turn all the paper back into trees.
Save the trees people!!!
Popogeejo
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 8 2006, 08:43 PM) [snapback]456891[/snapback]

Popo's so clever. Har, har.


Can ya hear that, kids? Thats the sound of Sarcasm. biggrin.gif
Ailuro
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Oct 8 2006, 12:51 PM) [snapback]456903[/snapback]

Can ya hear that, kids? Thats the sound of Sarcasm. biggrin.gif

Stings, doesn't it? tongue.gif
Popogeejo
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Oct 8 2006, 08:58 PM) [snapback]456907[/snapback]

Stings, doesn't it? tongue.gif


Pah! We of the UK are hardend to this by a sense of melancholy, cynicism and the fact that 50%+ of our days are overcast.
Chiyo
I came out of mummy saying 'yea, isn't the summer here just delightful.'

I'll stop spamming now.
Toby-Chan
I'd like to be able to transmute my hair different colors more easily. Maybe transmute away split ends. /lolgirly

And, I could make my clothes fit better. biggrin.gif


I wonder if there's a way to single out the molecular formula of onions and somehow transmute them out of foods that are otherwise much tastier.
Funderful
Call the waiter, 'cause you got served. >_>
Oh.

My brothers making shurikens out of tinfoil. huh.gif
Creepy.

Mabye I'd transmute them into real metal ones witb some cutlery and totally pwn the chicken overloads who descend upon us each and every day, claiming more lives then the last.


ph34r.gif Feh. Mabye I'd transmute a soul into my Ed plush.
He would be my bestiest friend forever.

We could also be partners in crime... I could stuff him into the dispense place on a soda machine, and he'd climb up and get some. WOO! Free pepsi.

No double-posting, please.
Chiyo
Now now, no double posting.

I's transmute a food shop thats closer to home. My poor little arms can't carry heavy loads that far...don't know how the old lady a few doors up does it.
miracle_flame_alchemist147
Transmute a room where I can lock up my evil chinese teacher which will only allow her to get out when her period with my class is over for the day.
Funderful
On a side not, Criss Angel Is Da 'Bomb.
Some of his magic annoys me though...
At times, he's amazing.
At times, he's fake. Ed could totally pwn him though!

(woo, my topic made the hot topic >_>)
Packy
I'd transmute my dog a bigger dog house so then we could put insulation in there for him so he could stay warm during the winter! Oh, and some extra clips for my airsoft gun.
Demon x
i wouid use it to entertain my self because i'm a kind of person with nothing or no one i'll get bored ofit anyway and besides no body thouight of that you wouid first study it? who know how many years it'll take you are you all ready for that and you have to memorize all that transmutations and it's circles or you rather [spoiler]go throuigh all what ed went throuigh like losing your limbs and becoming a dog whether for the military or not still a dog[/spoiler] and you may not have permission to waik around with an arm of steel!!(auto mail) because it's dangerous for people i mean to get angry of someone and...WHACK thene to jail all because of alchemy...
Popogeejo
QUOTE(demon x @ Oct 11 2006, 09:18 PM) [snapback]458428[/snapback]
[spoiler]go throuigh all what ed went throuigh like losing your limbs and becoming a dog whether for the military or not still a dog[/spoiler]


[spoiler]Why the heck would we have to join the military to reach Ed's level of Skill? He only joined to help him find the Stone.[/spoiler]
Chiyo
Got a kewl watch though laugh.gif
Funderful
A cool weatch? huh.gif
Demon x
QUOTE(popogeejo @ Oct 11 2006, 02:23 PM) [snapback]458429[/snapback]

QUOTE(demon x @ Oct 11 2006, 09:18 PM) [snapback]458428[/snapback]
[spoiler]go throuigh all what ed went throuigh like losing your limbs and becoming a dog whether for the military or not still a dog[/spoiler]


[spoiler]Why the heck would we have to join the military to reach Ed's level of Skill? He only joined to help him find the Stone.[/spoiler]

ok your kinda right about that but still theres lot more you gotta dedicate your life to.
and what is a weatch?
Funderful
sleep.gif It's not something to argue over anyway,
considering he never really ex--

Aah... Ghh... blink.gif

-Cough- Exi--sss...

Damn! I can't say it. >_<
I'M SORRY EDO KUN! -Glomphz-

...
Brownie anyone?
Oh, yes. I could make brownies with alchemy.
Why needs to stir? Mweehee.
Popogeejo
She meant "Watch" you morons!

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ok your kinda right about that but still theres lot more you gotta dedicate your life to.


That doesn't mean you have to be a "Dog."
And why would have to dedicate yourslf to anything?
Funderful
Mind your manners, young person! >=O
You shall be punished with severe alchemy-induced deformities.

Mabye alchemy will finish the biography I have to do on Alfred Hitchcock... En Francais.
Mhm. Mais oui.
Popogeejo
I r scared!
Funderful
YOU BETTA BE! -Snap Snap-

Im so gangsteh. >_>
Hehheh.

Actually, no.
No, I'm not.

... Although I do harbor mad ninja skillz. ph34r.gif
Kya!

Anyway, I have to break out the dictionary... I have some writing to do.
Vraiment. Est-que tu parle en francais?
Oui? Non? Muahaha! Stupide. >_>
VIVA L'ALCHIMIE!
Chiyo
Thank-you for the back up popo, but weatch is the right spelling, its a device that only smart people can understand.

You leave my poopsie alone or I'll alchemize you off this earth. Actually nuts to that, I'll wrench beat you tongue.gif
Funderful
sad.gif *Fun-Chan Draws Back from Chiyo*
I shall alchemifizzle you for that! >=O
-Trys to turn into baked potatoe-
-Ish hit with wrench-
sad.gif -Sniff-
MY POOR LITTLE BLONDY-BROWN HEAD!

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