The title says it all...
All you gotta do is to post your original or your fave qoutes in here. Its easier to find qoutes if they were compiled to one topic...
Mine:
"Even the Worst has the most appealing goodness..."
--->This was actually originally composed by me.
=If this thread's gonna be close,well,its okay...
Title spelling fixed, and thread has been moved to SC (drop me a PM if you disagree).
Full Version: Quotable Quotes!
"See a pin, pick it up,
and all day long you'll have a pin" -Stanley
Now this makes much more sense than the 'all day you'll have goodluck' crap, wouldn't you say?
Terry Pratchet does use his brains.
Btw, in case you haven't noticed, you keep misspelling 'quote'.
A friendly correction brought to you by Dan-T.
and all day long you'll have a pin" -Stanley
Now this makes much more sense than the 'all day you'll have goodluck' crap, wouldn't you say?
Terry Pratchet does use his brains.
Btw, in case you haven't noticed, you keep misspelling 'quote'.
A friendly correction brought to you by Dan-T.
This looks familiar.
^Three reasons why debates are awesome.
QUOTE(Jato)
Homosexuality is older than Hetrosexuality.
QUOTE(Sen Ed)
if we started out as primates why aren't we still? why aren't we still having monkeys for babies? why did it just stop?
QUOTE(Void)
That part where Jesus used a +3 Resurrect spell on that one dude was just tits!
^Three reasons why debates are awesome.
QUOTE
Making a cat dance is like having sex with a prostitute.You can try and tell yourself they enjoy it but deep down you know they don't.
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if she's under 21 shes protected by law. if she's over 65 she's protected by nature. everything in between is fair game.
Hmmm interesting quotes you found there... 
But my favorite one is this...
"I only Live so I can leave a pretty Corpse Behind"
But my favorite one is this...
"I only Live so I can leave a pretty Corpse Behind"
(can we get the titles spelling sorted?)
'You go to school to practise, practise makes perfect, I am perfect, so why practise?'
'You go to school to practise, practise makes perfect, I am perfect, so why practise?'
QUOTE(An old teacher)
Women are like deep fried Chimpanzees.
Some of his metaphors were better left unexplained...
QUOTE(Me)
Ok, so you know how this very anti-gay rights Republican dude turned out to be gay and people said that his former behaviour (like blocking gay people from getting hitched) was most likely him compenstaing for his feelings of guilt...
QUOTE(A firend)
I do recall something about that. Why do you mention it?
QUOTE(Me)
Well you also know God said some crap about killing gay people and that homosexuality was an abominatoin...
Yeah, I implied that God might be gay. What can I say? It makes sense.
QUOTE
Men are like photocopying machines...only good for reproduction
Thank you Clinton Cards
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
QUOTE
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-Elayne Boosler
And
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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
- Edgar Wallace
QUOTE(George Dubya Bush)
'I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.'
Thankies to this site.
Change is inevitable...except for vending machines.~Anonymus
A soda company just came out with a soda called cocaine. It has no cocaine in it. Imagine, a kid goes to the store, is denied spinich, but can buy cocaine by the six pack. ~Jay Leno
A soda company just came out with a soda called cocaine. It has no cocaine in it. Imagine, a kid goes to the store, is denied spinich, but can buy cocaine by the six pack. ~Jay Leno
QUOTE(Chiyo)
I still can't get used to complete strangers saying I look like Winry. I always feel like they are taking the pee, waiting for me to be flattered and then they laugh >_<. Silly.
Made me smile.
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Making a class project and presenting it shouldn't be frightening. After all, these are the people you talk to individually, and know them. So why can't you talk to them all together? Just read what you got, or got memorized and have fun kicking other people's reports in the dirt!
This was a quote from myself in a report I wrote to inspire something or someone.
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QUOTE(Chiyo)
I still can't get used to complete strangers saying I look like Winry. I always feel like they are taking the pee, waiting for me to be flattered and then they laugh >_<. Silly.
Made me smile.
*sigh*
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'Lifes a b*tch and then you die so f*** the world and lets get high'
Can't even remember where I got that
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If you ever think of getting married again just find someone you hate and buy them a house.
QUOTE
Marriage is life-long, so you have to be commited too it, if that doesn't sound like a nut house, I don't know what does.
QUOTE
How's this?
A carton of milk,
Butter, and eggs,
Wow you've got hairry legs.
"I like it when someone appreciates my topic..."
My favorite quote:
"You laugh at me because I'm diffrent, I laugh at you because your all the same." -unknown
I like this one too:
" I takes an idiot to do cool things. Thats why it's cool." -FLCL
"You laugh at me because I'm diffrent, I laugh at you because your all the same." -unknown
I like this one too:
" I takes an idiot to do cool things. Thats why it's cool." -FLCL
QUOTE(A friend)
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the pizza eat the cheese, memememe
A few days after school started, he wrote that on another friend's math book cover
QUOTE
Time out? Yeah, i once hit my child so hard he was out for 2 Hours, Now thats a time out
QUOTE
I'm afraid of grounds.
You mean heights.
Yeah, well it's the ground that hurts you
You mean heights.
Yeah, well it's the ground that hurts you
"I may not have all the Knowledge in this World but I have enough common sense to know them"---my qoute...
"The United States of America is engaged in a war against an extremist group of folks." --George W. Bush, McLean, Va., Aug. 15, 2006
"If you remain in Me & My words remain on you,ask whatever you wish & it will begiven to you..."---Jesus from:John 15:7
QUOTE('Nissan')
My Sister - "Death Comes In Many Size's, Shapes and Forms and I am One of Them"
For some reason my Niisan placed this on his Fan Fiction writers page after I said this to him...
"Ut oh, naughty thoughts'a brewing."
"Dude, your clock won't flush."-Charlie
"Dude, your clock won't flush."-Charlie
"I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself" -unknown
"Boom I got your boyfriend, I got your man!" - Synyster Gates, Avenged Sevenfold
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If this war lasts ten years you may eventually learn the diffrence between Japanese aircraft and Seagulls, Captain.
QUOTE(A friend)
If the U.S Army is a boardsword, then the 1337-phabet is a gun.
xD I thought it sounded cool.
QUOTE
Insult not a dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
QUOTE
At weddings, old people poke me and say "You're Next". At Funerals, I poke old people and say "You're next."
QUOTE
In 1997, the Kool-Aid Man jumped through Chuck Norris' living room wall. It hasn't been seen since.
QUOTE
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therfore, I'm perfect!
QUOTE
It takes too long using ink pens... I'm too lazy to draw the background... god, it's becoming a pain being a mangaka... it's becoming a pain to live... I wish to be a cheesecake...
- Hideaki Sorachi
QUOTE
I Shall Return....
--->By Douglas McArthur in World war II...
QUOTE(Fruit Brute)
Talk about Gay Paree! Hell, this guy makes San Franciso look like a redneck metropolis.
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I Shall Return....
--->By Douglas McArthur in World war II...
QUOTE(Gen. Douglas MacArthur on the retreat from the Chinese boarder during the Korean War)
We are not retreating, we are meerly advancing in the other direction.
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If one does not know the colors of the alphabet, one knows nothing.
A stupid, yet wise (to me) quote by my friend!
"Don't do something on tomorrow if you can do it today..."
Marriage is the number 1 cause of divorce.
EDIT
Some witness to the plane/helicopter crashing into a NewYork building today was talkng about his co-workers reactions. This particular line cracked me up (despite the tragic circumstances.)
"They thought it was a terrorist attack but now we know it was just a plane crashing into the building."
EDIT
Some witness to the plane/helicopter crashing into a NewYork building today was talkng about his co-workers reactions. This particular line cracked me up (despite the tragic circumstances.)
"They thought it was a terrorist attack but now we know it was just a plane crashing into the building."
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"They thought it was a terrorist attack but now we know it was just a plane crashing into the building."
They summarized that quite well. 0.o;
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QUOTE(Peggy Bundy)
'Nun of this', about a Nun who has had enough. Your worst nightmare.. A Nun with a gun!
QUOTE(friend)
"I'm chewing my air because if I dont i'll choke and die.
QUOTE
"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
here's a small part of the quotes i've collected throughout the years:
Everything is always okay in the end, if it's not, then it's not the end.
from futurama:
Leela: I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Fry: Yeah. That's what I do with my stupidness.
Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
okay now i've gotten lazy so here's the rest of it.
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop
The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
-- Woody Allen
Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.
The past is dead. It was all just a dream
-Magus
Maybe...i can comfort the aching of my soul in sleep...
-Golbez Final Fantasy IVJ
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them. Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
"I'll sleep when I'm dead." - Warren Zevon
Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love.
You can tell you're in love by the way you feel:
your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you,
you feel like you're walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place.
Unfortunately, these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a good idea to check with your doctor.
-- Dave Barry
Computers don't actually think.
You just think they think.
(We think.)
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
-- Kahlil Gibran
Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
"Believe in yourself, for if you don't no one else can and no one else will."
Prof Wang during last pf lab of the semester:
'The more you suffer, the longer you remember'
computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us
as kids,we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. "
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"The sword is a weapon; Kendo is the art of killing" --Shinta (Himura Kenshin)
"It will be Saito Hajime, captain of the Shinsengumi's 3rd division who will attempt to defeat the Hitokiri Battosai."
"Your ticket to the future is always.....blank"
- Vash the Stampede
AIM is the death of productivity
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
-Jack Handey
Everything is always okay in the end, if it's not, then it's not the end.
from futurama:
Leela: I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Fry: Yeah. That's what I do with my stupidness.
Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
okay now i've gotten lazy so here's the rest of it.
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop
The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
-- Woody Allen
Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.
The past is dead. It was all just a dream
-Magus
Maybe...i can comfort the aching of my soul in sleep...
-Golbez Final Fantasy IVJ
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them. Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
"I'll sleep when I'm dead." - Warren Zevon
Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love.
You can tell you're in love by the way you feel:
your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you,
you feel like you're walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place.
Unfortunately, these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a good idea to check with your doctor.
-- Dave Barry
Computers don't actually think.
You just think they think.
(We think.)
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
-- Kahlil Gibran
Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
"Believe in yourself, for if you don't no one else can and no one else will."
Prof Wang during last pf lab of the semester:
'The more you suffer, the longer you remember'
computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us
as kids,we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. "
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"The sword is a weapon; Kendo is the art of killing" --Shinta (Himura Kenshin)
"It will be Saito Hajime, captain of the Shinsengumi's 3rd division who will attempt to defeat the Hitokiri Battosai."
"Your ticket to the future is always.....blank"
- Vash the Stampede
AIM is the death of productivity
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
-Jack Handey
Ok, but you're on parole, no wait I'm on parole, I gotta go see my parole officer. -Chong
It is not my fault I am short, I have Down Syndrome.
The burgler was found later in a tree, naked. -Some guy on the radio
It's okay, I found the nachos.- Fred Fredburger
It is not my fault I am short, I have Down Syndrome.
The burgler was found later in a tree, naked. -Some guy on the radio
It's okay, I found the nachos.- Fred Fredburger
See if you notice a pattern here:
A joker is a fool,
who never went to a place of learning
A nice customer chat,
puts a coin in your bonnet
To the castle you could come,
if you weren't so darn moronic
Son, Golly will make a fine wife,
since you're mind's not as sharp as a dagger
Royalty and commoners must never mix,
remember this or you'll be in a predicament.
-Jake, Royal Chief Poet of Biddle Castle
The Princess Tales
All of the last words have been changed into synonyms so that they don't rhyme anymore.
Makes for funny quotes.
A joker is a fool,
who never went to a place of learning
A nice customer chat,
puts a coin in your bonnet
To the castle you could come,
if you weren't so darn moronic
Son, Golly will make a fine wife,
since you're mind's not as sharp as a dagger
Royalty and commoners must never mix,
remember this or you'll be in a predicament.
-Jake, Royal Chief Poet of Biddle Castle
The Princess Tales
All of the last words have been changed into synonyms so that they don't rhyme anymore.
Makes for funny quotes.
"I feel weird about the internet. It's a world that's there, but not, and fake,but real..." - Natsuki Takaya, author of Fruits Basket
"long sleves were inveted for the little crazy people, so they could wear strictjackets."-Me
"You steping in my cornflakes? Cause' I'll tell you about steping in other people's cornflakes: It's a werid way to eat cornflakes."
- Ha's Del Goto (sp?), The grim adventures of Billy & Mandy
"Today is the tommorow we worried about yesterday." -Unknown
"When life gives you lemons make grapejuice and let everyone wonder how you did it" - Unknown
"My insanity keeps me from losing my mind" - I found this on someone's hompage on Quizilla.com
QUOTE(Pantsman)
Evil criminals don't just catch themselves ya know...except Dr. Van Krugulors self catching robots. Those were just confusing...
QUOTE
Only reason i talk like a kneegrow now is cuz i just got the black english dictionary beaches...and before any one says shit...i know its spelt negro...
Oh, Hobostabba...Silly N*gga.
ahh....the terrors of judging someone too quickly....XD
I didn't know he could read, but he's actually in Honors English!
QUOTE
I didn't know he could read, but he's actually in Honors English!
"She's got double-D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" - Joe Simpson, on daughter Jessica
QUOTE
Build man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
QUOTE
"I'm sick of your games. Because you're sick, you think you can split us asunder. You say you can't live without darkness, well, I can't live without light! You are Darkness!! I am Light!! AND IT'S DAWN, B*TCH!!!!!
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