Sep 25 2006, 06:31 PM
(May you please forgive me if this has been posted before, is just kinda hard to go through all the posts)
I think this game is kinda funny, saw it somewhere and thought it'd be cool to start it here (that is if it hasn't been done so already)
So here is how it goes:
Person A: Stupid question ex. Why are humans unable to fly?
Person B: Stupid aswer ex. Because then they'd fall (and then gives a stupid question)
The answers and questions have to be stupid (just in case you didn't notice)
Please be respectful to everyone
Why is the sky blue?
Sep 25 2006, 07:04 PM
The sky is blue because it's the world backwards so it's actually the ocean!
Why are rainbows only seven colors?
Sep 25 2006, 07:10 PM
Because God couldn't fit anymore.
Why does my stomach rumble so loud when I'm hungry?
Sep 25 2006, 07:16 PM
Because your belly is mad at you.
If we are what we eat, why dont we have shapeshifting powers?
Sep 25 2006, 07:28 PM
....Because of your mom. (Now that was a stupid answer brought to you by me.)
Why do monkeys have tails, but gorillas don't?
Sep 25 2006, 07:30 PM
Because they ate them off.
Why was pink made?
Sep 25 2006, 07:34 PM
So purple wouldn't be alone. *sniff*
This is fun.
Why do birds pee out their butt? (I have a bird. :3)
Sep 25 2006, 07:43 PM
Because it beats the heck out of peeing out of beaks instead.
Why do apples turn red?
Sep 25 2006, 08:55 PM
Because they are embarrased
Why do I like my boyfriend?
Sep 25 2006, 09:02 PM
Because the 'powers that be' made it so through a cruel twist of fate
(no offense ok!
'Why do birds suddenly appear'?
Sep 25 2006, 09:47 PM
Because appearing slowly would be anticlimactic.
Why do fish chase each other?
Sep 25 2006, 11:18 PM
Because they all owe each other money.
Why is ice cream so tasty?
Sep 26 2006, 02:11 AM
Because the pixies are taking over our tastebuds.
Why does it rain so much in England?
Sep 26 2006, 11:37 AM
Why does it rain so much in England?
A: Because I said so... ((I know...not very original))
Why do boxes of rabid bagal monkeys always end up at my door?
Sep 26 2006, 12:08 PM
...Because everyone thinks you're odd.
Why world is round?
Sep 26 2006, 12:17 PM
Why must Dogs and Cats fight while the Penguines plot their doom?
Sep 26 2006, 12:19 PM
Because their probably all evil...
Why must kids whine about school?
Sep 26 2006, 01:43 PM
Because of their overwhelming constipation there.
Why can't cows jump over the moon?
Sep 26 2006, 01:47 PM
Because their too fat and they lost the ability to fly
Why dosen't Polly want a cracker?
Sep 26 2006, 09:26 PM
...Because it's on diet.
Why everyone have a name?
Sep 26 2006, 09:35 PM
Because otherwise we'd be nameless.
Why do cows say muu!?
Sep 27 2006, 12:23 AM
because if they dont their speechless
why dont pigs fly?
Sep 27 2006, 12:09 PM
Because you're to heavy
Why arn't penguins exploding
Sep 27 2006, 01:25 PM
Because we ran out of dynamite.
Why do babies have cupcake shaped heads?
Sep 27 2006, 02:15 PM
Because giving birth to a cube isn't the better option
Why do flowers bloom in the spring?
Sep 27 2006, 05:46 PM
Because Spring gave them candy on Halloween (unlike Winter >.<)
Why do we get hand cramps when we write?
Sep 27 2006, 06:23 PM
Because when we write so fast and so long, our blood vessels form a "pl00p loop"!
Why are people named "Robert" nicknamed "Bob"?
Sep 27 2006, 09:50 PM
... Because lack of imagination, or they are just plain lazy.
Why plants are green?
Sep 28 2006, 03:24 AM
So colourblind people see them as blue
Why is smoking bad for you?
Sep 28 2006, 07:03 AM
Because you can go '*cough-hack-wheeze*' then out comes a lung while you were coughing
Why do people get sick so often around this time of the year?
Sep 28 2006, 09:09 PM
Because it's the cold weather that makes people sick.
Why do people die?
Sep 29 2006, 03:05 AM
So Mr Burns can out live us all
Why does alcohol make us feel good?
Sep 29 2006, 04:13 AM
Because it knows how to tickle our tummy
Why are lollipops hard?
Sep 29 2006, 04:31 AM
Because it will not be caled lollipo if it weren't hard,its called candy parfait or juice!
Why do boys tease girls that they like?
Sep 29 2006, 04:37 AM
Because this is some weird alienese ritual that actually scores chicks in other planets.
Why was homework ever invented?
Sep 29 2006, 05:03 AM
To have a piece of cake...get it?
Why do some like to be sunburned?
Sep 29 2006, 05:03 AM
To make a brain twisted,much like a great show to a carnival!
What is the craziest thing in the planet besides this topic?
Sep 29 2006, 05:08 AM
When humans lick their nasty dirty feet of..stuck their nostrils with a cork, pull down their mouth until the end of the world...Oh...too much crazyness...
Why is why?
Sep 29 2006, 05:18 AM
Because it isn't because.
What is a stupid question?
Sep 29 2006, 05:23 AM
@ Envy's answer to my post: I knew that...
A:A stupid question is not a serious question...
Why do anyone like crazy things???
Sep 29 2006, 01:10 PM
Because deep down, we're either all sane in a crazy world, or insane in a completly sane one.
Why do some games like to tick people off?
Sep 29 2006, 01:15 PM
So it'll make them smash the game, and buy a new one
Why arn't i smart
Sep 29 2006, 01:26 PM
teh internets stoled ur bains!
Whats so great about Great Britain?
Sep 29 2006, 03:00 PM
In a few years time, the waistlines of most of the occupants...plus I live here, twit.
How do they put the jam in a doughnut?
Sep 29 2006, 03:35 PM
The Jam and the Doughnut have a baby and the spawn is a jelly dougnut
Why doesnt 2 + 2 = 'fish'?
Sep 29 2006, 04:21 PM
Because "4" offered the fish to KFF (Kentucky Fried Fish >.<).
Whose George Dubya Bush?
(If you don't get it, it means "George .W Bush.")
Sep 29 2006, 04:32 PM
You're mom! (that was random)
Why does my dad need a beer to take a shower?
Sep 29 2006, 04:35 PM
He has a fear of water so he uses beer to replace it. It will clean him right up.
Why do dogs need to "go" on fire hydrants?
Sep 29 2006, 04:40 PM
Because they already "came" down the sidewalk....
What makes magnets stick?
Sep 29 2006, 10:17 PM
Frog spit! It's magnetic...full...uh...
Why are there so many people in New York?
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