I apologize in advance for any typo I might make, I have a band-aid on my finger so the nerves cannot react to tell me if I hit one key or two.

Okies, I'll start.

When they say something on the loud-speaker(EX: Clean up on aisle three), fall to your knees screaming "The voices are back!!" then hug your knees while rocking back and forth in the middle of the aisle, sucking your thumb.

yea...nice try with the new thread. But i'm sorry to inform you that your thread does not pass inspection. It doesn't belong in open chat...more or less this is spam quality.

and another thing how can that possibly get you kicked out of wal-mart?

Soooo... I'm supposed to follow that by posting some wacky ways to get kicked out of Walmart???

Like this?? ...I would...go to the toy section, and pick tricycle, preferably one with pink tassel or something, and ride it round and round inside the Walmart!! XDDDD

Anyway, yeah, this one might be a good topic for Spam Central.

Okay.

Insted of sounding like a total n00b nd trying to fight with you, I will agree and ask any mod that can to please move this topic.

@Chibi Alphonse Elric - Haha, actually it's up to Mod-sama's opinion.
Either way is fine with me.

Here is another one... Go to SuperWalmart (the one that also sells food) with your friend, preferably with costumes on, then pick up largest pieces of Turkey drumsticks you can find, and pretend they are lightsabers, and enact Star Wars scenes in the meat section aisle!! XXDDDD

I think Kyros has a walmart story he can share...I dont have a walmart very close to me so, stories? I have none.

I have one:

You get a freind and grab a cart. Asking her to push you, stand in the middle of the cart while screaming "I'm SUPERMAN!!!"

HEHHAHAHAHAHA!! My lil brother did that with his friends. And yes, he got kicked out and banned for a week (they live in a small town and so everyone knows everyone...and he really was banned for a week)

Here's one:
Go into a Super-Walmart, tip over all of the fish tanks and scream "YOU'RE FREE!!! YOU'RE FREE!!! GO LIVE IN PEACE AND HARMONY, MY LITTLE FISHIE FRIENDS!!!!"\

*If you dont have a Super-walmart, you can always go to a regular walmart, open a box of dog biscits and put one in your mouth...then walk up to a sales rep and say "Mmmm....these are really yummie--wanna try one??"

Ask "Wheres the kiddie porn?",
Find a drink or candy bar marked "XX% free" and eat/drink that ammount of it then leave it on the shelf,
Insist on helping the greeters,
Insist on eating the greeters,
Declare Walmart an independent Nation and try and enact a coup,
If coup fails have frineds take over diffrent section like a certain Episode of "My name is Earl",
Find something made of leather and scream "Mother! What have they done to you?" then just cry untill some says something before moving along,
Dress as Osama, Sadam or the prophet Mohamad (blessed be his name),
Renact the scene from FMA when Scars brother goes crazy (including the nekkidness).
Grab a mop (or any type of pole really), hop in a trolley and proppel yourself along while bellowing sea shanties.(Extra points if you wear a paper pirate hat and have an eye patch and even more points if you manage to make a trolley Armada)

I heard this one from a friend XD

Hide in the clothes racks and whenever someone comes near you, yell "DON'T PICK ME, I'D LOOK TERRIBLE ON YOU!!!" or something like that XD

Spill apple juice on the floor and claim you had an accident.

This'll be really fun!
Knock down some breakable stuff and claim a demon was taking over you
Ooh! Try doing the exorcism of Emily Rose!! Do some creepy scenes!
Try holding a hold up scene! It wont just get you out Walmart, you might be luck enough to get in jail!

Hm.. Let's put more later

Run around the store with Huge bags of Cookies while yelling, \"Muhahahahahahaha! I am the COOKIE MONSTER!\"

Scream til you're out of there? O.o

*giggles* You don't seem so sure about your answer, that's okay!

You could always grab a few carts and have races. That always gets my brother throw out!
^-^

Take a dump on the merchandise

haha! this is fun!!
grab one of the lawn mowers and mow all the fancy clothes. actually, mow 'em all for that matter!!

hehehehe...*pulls out 40 page long "things to do in walmart' list*

Get a black towel, tie it around your neck and run around screaming "COME ROBIN!! TO THE BATCAVE!!"

Start a game of football and see how many people you can get to join in

In crowed/narrow aisles run up behind some one and start shouting "RED ROVER! RED ROVER!!"

I'll add more later!!

Go to some annoyed looking person and yell, "YOU THINK O.J. WAS GUILTY OR INNOCENT?!" Then, run down a hall a few times screaming "MY RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!" If some guy tells you to shut up, walk over, find something hanging from a wall and say "This is Bob. Bob tried to steal my cookie. Haha, Bob. Haha." Run to the other side of the place, find something wooden, then find some idiot close by you. Then tap on the wood a few times. When someone asks, just say ".......KNOCK ON WOOD!"

This first one is quoted from Walter from Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself

Go to Walmart, pretend to be a greeter and say, "Welcome to Walmart. Get your $hit and get out. Have a nice day."


Go to the tool isle and climb on one of the shelves with boxes of wrenchs and reinact what Winry did in "House of the Waiting Family."

My friends actually do this, and why they haven't been kicked out yet, I do not know.

Go to Wal-mart dressed in gothic lolita or anime characters, and enact a loud and action filled roleplay in the middle of the Wal-mart. Do stuff like go up to the employees and say stuff like "Oh-ho! A member of Holy in disquise. Come fellow altars, we shalt kick his butt."

pay someone a few hundred bucks to literaly kick you out of the store

try grabbing a stuffed animal and hitting workers with it



(btw i did get kiked out of a place for doing that <(9_9)> *shifty eyes* hehe it wasent walmart though......and i was pretty young at that time)

attempt arson

Knock a old lady off her wheelchair and start dancing on the cash register.

Go up to the checkout and randomly open one of the tills, exclaiming, "OOOOH! MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!!!!!"

'Accidentally' knock your trolley into the biggest pile of stuff there is (eg. cans, boxes etc.). Say you are ever so sorry. Wait for a mintue or two. Then repeat in another section of the store. Repeat as many times as necessary.

I don't have a Wal-Mart, but I do have an ASDA, which is supposedly a 'member of the Wal-Mart family'...

Oh this'll be fun.

Hide in a clothes rack and when someone tries to take something, grab their ankle. Then hop out the back and move on to the next one.

Re-enact the scence from 'Naruto' where Lee get's drunk.

Run around on your hands and feet and try to attack people.

Get in a cart and ride around with a flashlight. Everytime you pass a person, shine the flashlight in their eyes and yell "The Brittish are coming! The Brittish are coming!"

Go to random people and call them your mother, follow them around, and everytime you see something expensive/stupid say "Mommy! I want that! I want it! Can I have it?!" (If the person tells you to get lost, Through yourself on the ground and cry:) "Why can't I have it!? You're so mean mommy!"

Steal alot of food, toys, ect. and use some of the stuff to make a fort. Then when people walk by, throw stuff at them and say you were just protecting your territory.

Ask someone if you can borrow their cell phone then:
1.) Make as many prank phone calls as you can
2.) Run of with it while screamin "You'll never catch me now coppers!"

Walk up to people and say random quotes. Such as the one my friend said when he prank phone called someone:
"Hay have you seen my leather thong? Mmmmm rich and creamy! Huh? What do you mean it's not fudge!"

And to top it all of, when people do try to kick you out:
Say "What'chu talkin' bout Willis!?"
Run away
Cry
Say it'll never happen again. Then do it again.

~I'm not a funny person so that's all I got.

BTW, has anyone tryed the Disney Store thing? Ya know, where you go into the mall, and try to walk to the back of the Disney Store, touch the wall, then back again without someone asking "May I help you?" So far out of my friends, none have prevailed. My friend thinks that the people know what you're doing and just as you're about to get out, they ask you. Purposley.

You could strip naked and sing while in the video game section. Then start opening cd's in the music section and eat them.

I actually got kicked out of walmart, I think those people were being too grouchy at the momment XD...

Running around with your friend/cousin and play with the balls
Play hide and seak
Get a cart and ride through walmart with it and ignore the people who ask you to stop


*shrug*. XD;. That's how we got kicked out, but I think it's an invalid reason...! We weren't that bad. ._.;.

One of my friends did this when he was living in Arizona, but he didnt get kicked out;

Go into the women's section and put a bra over your clothes, then grab a purse and try on a regular mini-skirt. Once you've done that, walk around the area in those clothes while mimicing a really annoying girl (the ones that say 'like' after every sentance works great). It might not get you kicked out, but it should get some giggles from surrounding people.

Annoy ladies it's as simple as that!.

Run around and scream the sky is falling and then hide then pretend youre a ghost and scare the hell out of someone!!! XD

attack random people with a shopping cart!!!!

Two words:

PUBLIC NUDITY.

'nuff said.

Masturbating by the magazine rack should do the trick.

*(If you have a food section) Pretend that you're an animal rights person, and annoy the people about why keeping the lobsters in the water tank is against their rights.

*Bring animals such as rat's, mice, ferrets in the store and put them in the child's toys section.

*(If you're younger than 21) Try to convince the cashiers that you're a person with dwarfism and buy alot of beer. Then tell random people that the cashier that let you buy them is trying to sell you beer even though you are underaged.

*Re-inact scenes from Dragon Ball Z, Evangelion and Gravion Zwei.

*Re-inact an episode from 2x2=SHINOBUDEN. (I recommend episode 7, part 1)

*Try to seduce the cashiers, customers, products, ect.

*give similar juices(Inui Juice) to the staff

*squirt liquids into their faces

*beat up the entire staff then run away laughing and screaming

*run around screaming bloody murder

*call the fire department

*flirt with the staff

*cook food in the store

*throw a tantrum and trash the entire place while you're having your tantrum

*eat all the food

*release animals inside

*release bugs/insects inside

How about you go to SuperWalmart and run up and down the isles saying "I can't find my mommy, i'm scared" . Or open a cereal box and crush the the cereal into bits and throw it all over the ground lol .
Also you can take 5 shirts into a dressing room and put them all on, one on top of the other and it will stretch out the shirts. Then say "I'm mighty hulk"!


~Lol good one's Miracle ~

If you're in band, get together with some friends (with your instruments) and play a song in the crampiest (not a word) aisle. Or you can march through out the store!

Go to the music section. Find one of those music preview things where you push the buttons for a song. Choose classical music and break dance to it.

When someone asks if they can help you, jump on their back and ask for a piggy-back ride.

Get together with a friend. one of you dress up like a pirate, the other a ninja ( or get a crap-load of friends and create pirate/ninja armies) and fight throughout the store.

Find a mirror in the clothes department and pretend your a mime looking into the mirror.

ask every guy/girl if they will go out with you (doesn't matter what age!)

if your class makes julius ceasar movies, do it in there

stand in the middle of an aisle and don't move like one of those brittish palace guards.

tell the greeter person you need to make a video documentory on someone, and you chose them.

make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend in the busiest aisle ( get REALLY into it)

OMG! this is fun! i'll think of more later!

Take off your shoes saying eww my feet smell ya want to smell them to people .

Or open dvds, and play them on the dvd players they have there, and turn it up really loud.

either public gay love display, wrong BTW, or being a fusy Hispanic

Take 10 random things to the checker. When the checker scans them say "No I don't want those 5 things, I changed my mind". When they take it off, then say "wait, I changed my mind I think i'll buy it". Then keep doing it until they get mad, and throw ya out . Or go in line, and start looking in peoples baskets, and start taking things out of it, and say "wow, these things are cool". That will surely get ya kicked out .

Running around the store singing YMCA and making everyone volunteer, and those who don't, start calling them dirty names, yelling, and insulting them at the same time.
Or
Walk around like a emotionless disaster and start tossing things from the shelfs onto the floor while staring directly at an employee. Repeat.
Or
Stuffing things into your pocket, and spaz when they simply look at you.
OR
Grab the handles of wheelchairs, and push the person in it while running around.
Or
Drive your car inside, and shop.

Are you saying public displays of gay love are wrong or that being kicked out of Walmart for such displays is wrong?

Being kicked out.
I love gays, their so awesome xD!!

Calling every lady you see mommy. Then pulling on their pants, and saying "I want to go home, please oh please" .

Or
Scream really loud saying "I am going to barf", then start making barfing noises.

Or
Take a few baskets, and throw them down each isle saying "catch them if you can" .

fussy hispanic? what's that supposed to mean??

-Open up a gallon of milk, and start drinking from it. Then say "this milk is rotten, what are you trying to kill me" .

-Open up the doors for people, and then when they come close to the door close it. When they get mad, and come in. Say "I'm sorry I had to close it. The door is sooo heavy, and you guys are sooo slow on getting to the door".

-Take beer, and place it in your cart. Then when the cashier sees your not old enough to buy that, and asks to put it back. Say "what I never put this is my cart, are you accusing me of doing so". Then throw a fit screaming, and jumping up, and down.

take all the big balls from the toy department and throw them around the store
steal the role of stickers from the guy who gives them out in the front
say target is SOOO much better really loud to the CEO
play bumber cars with carts
dump soda in the lingerie department

~Run through the halls, singing (very badly) at the top of your lungs, Ready Steady Go
~Walk up to any cashier and be all, "Hey, babe, wanna go out tonight?"
~Tip over the boxes of china plates in the plate aisles
~have an argument with any of six of your alter egos over the intercom
~take a mountain biuke out of the toy aisles and ride it at high speeds through the store
~hit a display of breakables with said bike
~take a frozen turkey and drop it on the foot of the guy who works in customer service.
~go into the gun aisle, pretend to be falling down drunk, or a skitsofrentic, hold one of the guns
~talk about the cashier sitting three feet away from you over the intercom.