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I'm in love wit Ian MacPhie, Envy, and Near--completely fictional characters--and proud to call them my husbands!!!!!
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Envy's bedroom (I wish!!) ^_^
Born Jan-6-1994
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Favorite Anime/Manga: FMA, Soul Eater, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Othello (Yaoi), Live for Love, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Princess Resurrection, Time and Again
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Name: Rebecca, Becca, Nyte…just don’t call me Becky

Husbands…in the order I married them: Ian MacPhie (Love at Stake series), Near aka Nate River (Death Note), Envy (FullMetal Alchemist)

Other anime/manga ppl called: Momiji (Fruits Basket), Fang (Max Ride), Kyle (the Host), L (Death Note), Flandre (Princess Ressurection), Zetsu (Naruto), Riley (Seaweed), Franken Stein (Soul Eater), Howl w/blond hair at beginning of movie (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Anime/Manga ppl I share with friends: Orochimaru (Naruto), Agito (Origin-Spirits of the Past)

Anime/Manga ppl I get on my birthday: Shigure (Fruits Basket), Iggy (Max Ride)

Fav. Pairings (no where near complete):
Normal (Guy/Girl)
-Al/Winry (FMA)
-Roy/Riza (FMA)
-Sakura/Naruto (Naruto)
-All normal pairings from Twilight
-Booth/Bones (Bones)
-Angela/Hodgins (Bones)
-Nami/Kankuro (my friend, Frankie’s Naruto story)
-Al/Luna (FMA/Harry Potter)
-Sakura/Syaoran (Tsubasa)
-Neji/Sakura (Naruto)
-Pam/Jim (The Office)
-Aelita/Jeremy (Code Lyoko)
-Shigure/Akito (Fruits Basket)
-Tohru/Kyo (Fruits Basket)
-Yumi/Ulrich (Code Lyoko)

Yaoi (Guy/Guy)
-Roy/Ed (FMA)
-Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
-Naruto/Sasuke (Naruto)
-Envy/Ed (FMA)
-Matt/Mello (Death Note)

Pairings I hate:
-Misa with anyone (she’s just a whiney little b*tch) (Death Note)
-Al/Ed (really people? That’s just weird…They. Are. Brothers.) (FMA)
-Incest of any kind!
-Yuri…unless its canon (but I haven’t come across any yet)

Fav. Manga: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Red River, Death Note, Tail of the Moon, Princess Resurrection, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Soul Eater, FullMetal Alchemist, Negima!, Othello (Yaoi), Ouran High School Host Club

Fav. Anime: FullMetal Alchemist (both versions), Death Note, Hell Girl, Naruto, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club

Fav. Movies: The Longest Yard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Death at a Funeral, The Little Mermaid, The Powerpuff Girls Movie, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Addams Family Movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Vacation, and Vegas Vacation, Soapdish, RENT, Howl's Moving Castle, My Mom's New Boyfriend, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Death Note, Death Note II: The Last Name, L: Change the World

Fav. TV Shows: The Office (American version), Bewitched, South Park, Bones, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons, Code Lyoko

I respect the 10 rules of anime (as said by Uncle Yo):
1) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
2) Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
3) Thou shall not judge based on its curious misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
4) Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s curious misuse of English.
5) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.
6) Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.
7) Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.
8) Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.
9) Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.
10) Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegal and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your [All hail lord Xenu]!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.
Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe."

Fav. curious ....:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
'American Idol' made it famous...the radio made it annoying!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
Bookstores are the only evidence that people are still thinking.

Copy and Pastes:
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...
If you have deja vu a lot…
If you probably have a body in your closet…
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it…
If you would kill to have wings…
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your [All hail lord Xenu] off.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”…
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer…
If you're curious and proud of it…
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...
If people think you are mentally insane...
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation…
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one…
If you have your own little world…
If you've ever talked to yourself…
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination…
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area…
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it…
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water…
If you haven't died yet…
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"…
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array...

Computer Related:
My programs never have bugs, they just develop curious features.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Press ALT + F4, it’s really fun!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Pick-up Lines:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

People curious:I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b*tch slap that mother f*!@er upside the head. Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... (L!!)
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Smile. It confuses people.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."
Being normal is overrated.
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"So, you're a cannibal."
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
"When all else fails blow .... up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at curious!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Feeding my pet old person right now...!
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I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? ..... now i'm a sugar bowl
I'm bartending at an AA meeting
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. wink.gif
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!
the jacob ppl can be on jacobs side, the edward ppl can be on edwards side but i'm on team emmett!! wat does that mean exactly?? EMMETT IS SEXIER THAN THEM ALL!!

Let me explain the next part…this is my quote section on Facebook. It is now on the activates section cuz I have so many XD:
"He's huge!" -Margaret
"Quiet...he's going to catch on!" -Margaret
"Does ketchup even go on Gefilte Fish?" -Kelly
"It's been pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!" -Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
"May all your bacon burn!" -Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"What with all of us PERVERTS creeping around at night." -Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
Anime banana is happy to see you!
n. Japanese comics
synonym: CRACK

I wanna be with all my buddies in an old home causing mayhem in our wheel chairs!
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures!
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
Anime: You will love it 'till the day you die.
I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
"Howl, she fed me something gross. I feel sick." -Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"I need something of yours, how about your eyes?" -Calcifer
"Imagine what I could have done with your eyes, Sophie, or your HEART!" -Calcifer
"Which one do you want? You only get one cuz the rest are dirty." -Markel (Howl's Moving Castle)
"Help, help, help. Crazy lady with a shovel." -Calcifer
"One day your gonna get bitched slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it." -Mr. Morgan (10 Things I Hate About You)
I like you Tinklerbell. I think I'll kill you last.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.
Kids don't eat your veggies. They may be a handsome price under a spell.
Okay, here's a joke for you: A monkey and a turtle walk into a bar, I don't remember the rest but your moms a skank.
It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.
“I think we broke his brain." -Pam (The Office)
"Green is red." -Frankie
I am on the way to world domination... just let me finish drinking my chocolate milk.
mom and dad doing something on powerpoint on mom's comp.
mom: this program is great. i should try it sometime. Do i have powerpoint on my computer?
me: mom, you're ON your computer

Mr. Garrison: Oh, well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods or something.
Wendy: whispers to Gregory Tell him that's not cool.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. (South Park)

Toes aren't needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
"If you drink a glass of milk and get sick you're lactose intolorant." -My gma's doctor
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
What do you call someone who speaks one language?

“The two pennies in my shoe equal a quarter.” -me
“First they make you excited, then they make you drowsy.” -me
"I'll take a chip, and eat it." -Light (Death Note)
Kate: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie: I don't know.
Kate: What do you mean you don't know? You think you're at an Arbys right now?
Angie: You know what? I WISH I was at an Arbys cuz theres better food and cooler people there!
Kate: Did you stick all this gum under here?
Angie: I DON'T KNOW! Maybe you stuck some of it under there!
Kate: Yeah, actually you might be right cuz sometimes when I work a really long day I like to come home and chew a huge wad of bubbilicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie: b*tch, I don't know your life! (Baby Mama)

"Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her [All hail lord Xenu] about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it." -Cartman (South Park)
"I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside seem like a bad idea." -Angela (Bones)
"Oh my God, Watari is Batman!" -Uncle Yo
"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)
"L, I've caught Mello. But...he escaped." -Near (Death Note)
"If this job is in a well, I don't want it." -Jim (The Office)
"Suck, pull, bang, blow." -my mom
"I just want to be squeezed." -Mr. Clean commercial
"We know how to do it lots of different ways." -Gazzy (MAX 5th book)
"If there are shinigami stupid enough to drop their notebooks in our world, so there might as well be shinigami stupid enough to drop their eyes." -MelloNarrator (Death Note: Another Note)
"Do all boys keep their masterbatory needs in their shoes or is that just particular to you?" -Dr. Brennen (Bones)
"Mexico is in the United States, right?" -Josiline in my APHG class
Jiraiya: "No, it's not true! I'm not just a pervert!"
Nauto: "What!? Yeah right..."
Jiraiya: "I am...A SUPER PERVERT!" (Naruto)
"I appear to be lacking a penis, so either I'm female or wasn't circumsized properly" -someone on their ff profile page
"Exactly, how much money did the lord touch him for?" -Booth (Bones)
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard
"You don't have to be involved, I just want your sperm." -Bones (Bones)
"What the f*!@ are you doing? Get back in here and put your clothes on this instant!" -Sandra (Death at a Funeral)
"I look better fully clothed." -Zach (Bones)
"Stop touching my penis!" -Guy in my gym class
"I let you lick mine" -my mom
"Mello, dresses like a transvestite, kills like a dragqueen." -Uncle Yo
"Head, shoulders, knees and naked people!" -i forgot her name (at camp...in the showers XD)
"Everyone's dead, so I got bored." -Wrath (FMA)
"Bethany, by any chance does your cat eat jell-o?" -Clark (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
Evil isn't very good at naming their followers.
An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.
"Hi, I'm dead. What have you accomplished in life?"
Alcohol plus idiot equals drunken idiot. Drunken idiot add morning equals hangover.
Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.
"I-I didn't know he did something like that. Is he keeping something in there that he doesn't want us to find." "Well, when you consider the fact that he's 17, it's not that suspicious, really. I've done it numerous times for reason in particular." -Chief Yagami/L (Death Note)
"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah...well, I actually left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of a dark, urban wilderness. It took me three days to find my way out." "...Why don't you just say you got lost?" -Yuki/Haru (Fruits Basket)
"I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired." -Larry the Cable Guy
"Adoption leads to seriel killing." -Kramer (seinfeld)
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
"It seems like I was drunk for some reason." -Rock Lee (Naruto)
"Don't worry, you're young. Your butt can take it." -Dean Lewis (Accepted)
We all know sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
"No animals were harmed in the recording of this episode. We tried but that damn monkey was just too fast." -Stephen Colbert
"Now it seems the crooks charge twenty to thirty thousand dollars for a fake Ferrari body attached to an old Pontiac chassis, and here's how you sniff out a fake: take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood just behind the ornament. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your [All hail lord Xenu]." -Colbert
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds." -Colbert
“Still alive, baby?” –Jane (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
"Reep the benefits of my sexual wisdom." -Angela (Bones)
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"
Things seem to be so much more fun when you have someone else to enjoy them with. Like going to the movies, or playing a game. Or sex.
I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!
Don't mess with Canadians, we'll shove our igloos down the back of your shirt.
Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!
Don't piss me off, I turn into a massive ball of fur and sharp pointy things.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
I say if someone has done something so bad that they deserve the death penalty, forget the lethal injection, I say get creative!
"Why does grandma have a gun?" -Wedding Crashers
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (This sounds like me and frankie)
"It doesn't matter if it's already dead, you can shoot it again." -Mary Mack
"I wanna put that guy in soup, that's how good he is." -Nigel Lawrence
"I live in America, where if you don't speak Spanish, you'll starve." -Brad Williams
"Hold on, Bones, let's just pretend that I'm the cop for a second." -Booth
"Mega tough old bastard." -Hodgins
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain
Are you a bad side effect of my medication?
You!... Off my planet!!
Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
I'm not anti-social ... I'm just not user friendly.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer(, especially if the question is "Any volunteers?")
Friends: help you move a couch
Best Friends: help you move a body
Interestingly, it is revealed in the game Fullmetal Alchemist: Dream Carnival, that Envy enjoys chocolate parfaits. -Wikipedia (i laughed wen i read this XD)
"Spider poisen is people poisen?" -Homer (The Simpsons)
"You think brushing your teeth is foreplay." -Marge (The Simpsons)
"Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean. Good bye." -Kakashi (Naruto...ff story)
"You can't yell encore when we are still playing. Its like writing your grandmothers obituary when she is still kicking." -Josh Ramsay (lead singer of Mariana's Trench)
”You gave me porn, that means true love.” --Kakashi (Naruto) some ff story

Well, that’s it.

Rebecca aka Nytengale

Evny♥ (my husband ^_^)

Envy can only be with myself or Ed, otherwise, I will put you in my Yaoi Note!
The 7 Blue Yaoi Cats of Wall Club OneShots written by myself and the other club members and featuring anime characters from FMA/Naruto/Soul Eater/and many more!
"It's not over until Epic Fail...have you guys won The Game yet?" -Uncle Yo
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