( . .)
The taller man stared down at the young, blonde Alchemist.
"Ooooh, look at the micro-chibi," he taunted. "Just look at him! He's so tiny, just like a bean! So insignificant I could step on him and squash him! He's so small, I'd have to look at him through a microscope just to see him!"
There was a long pause as Edward Elric stared at him, and then burst into tears. "Someone..." he sobbed. "Someone actually SAID it this time!"
Then he punted the other man into low-earth orbit, and never over-reacted when people made comments about his height ever again.
-Not mine. Really